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Off Campus Ss 1 Episode 2
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00:00A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:027 a.m. Tuesday?
00:04Practice.
00:047 a.m. Wednesday.
00:05So practice.
00:06See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:08You're busy. I'm busy.
00:09It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:11The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:13I think this class is mine.
00:16Give me your phone.
00:17What?
00:19Just...
00:19All right, thanks.
00:24All right, 9 p.m. to the night.
00:26After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:28Is that a class or a haiku?
00:30It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:33Oh.
00:34That's cool.
00:35All right, phone?
00:36Hold on.
00:40Nice.
00:42Okay, now you have my number.
00:44I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:46Oh, and actually...
00:50Whoa, easy!
00:51Wellsy, you're gonna have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:54It's Hannah.
00:55I like Wellsy.
00:56We're gonna have to take that again.
00:58No, we don't.
00:59You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:00Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:02If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:04I just met you.
01:06So what are we gonna do?
01:07Hold hands?
01:09I mean...
01:09I mean, it's cute, but it's not gonna work.
01:12Well, why not?
01:13Because we have to make him jealous.
01:15Like, no guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:18Well, agree to disagree.
01:19You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
01:21Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:24Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:25Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:27Am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:30How have you never...
01:31It's the Briar gossip account.
01:34Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:36Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:39I mean, yeah, kinda.
01:40Trust me.
01:41If we're gonna convince Justin, we gotta convince Jules.
01:43Ew.
01:44My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:47If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:50And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:51No, okay, I get it.
01:52But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:54Put them in on it.
01:55They don't do fake gossip.
01:57For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:02That's your first period strategy.
02:03One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:05because you look so fine that I really wanna make you...
02:08Make deep possession of the pocket and establish a ring.
02:11Throw your opponent off his game.
02:12Get the crowd on your side.
02:12Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:15It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:16Who's the tutor here?
02:17Okay, whatever.
02:18Is there a phase two?
02:19Offensive zone pressure.
02:21Find an opportunity to scratch the crease and look for rebounds.
02:24Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:27We showboat our relationship.
02:29In front of crowds.
02:30In front of Justin.
02:32And especially in front of Jules.
02:34Whenever we get...
02:35And phase three?
02:36We break up.
02:37You cry.
02:38You just want me to cry over you?
02:40Yeah, oh yeah.
02:40Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to...
02:42Destroy you.
02:44I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:46And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:50You're gonna have to cry over me, too, right?
02:52Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:54Well, that part I like.
02:56You gotta admit.
02:58It's kind of genius.
03:05So, when do we start?
03:08I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:16I'm gonna be my girl.
03:27Hi.
03:31Hi, I'm Anna, right?
03:33It's Tudor?
03:34Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:35No idea.
03:36I don't know where you guys.
03:38What did I ask?
03:39She called up to this.
03:39Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:43There's no pause in it, huh?
03:44Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:46You guys take pauses all the time.
03:48I'm the one out there.
03:48To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:51I guess we'll go to the house.
03:52You've got to work on your transitions, bro.
03:54Honestly, I'm doing better without yourself.
03:56Fuck you.
03:56I'm carrying your arms.
03:59Hey, I'm Jules.
04:02Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:07Who are you?
04:08What's your deal?
04:09Careful.
04:10Don't tell Jules anything.
04:11You won't want the whole school knowing.
04:12I only report the facts.
04:16Well, Z.
04:18Hey.
04:21We can study in my room.
04:26Down here is fine.
04:28No, no, it's better up there.
04:29No worries.
04:38Jules.
04:40No, come on.
04:43So my nudity was not part of the deal?
04:45Oh, please don't fight yourself.
04:47It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:50Dean.
04:51Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:53We have company.
04:55Sorry about him.
04:56This is me.
04:58This is me.
05:01This is me.
05:02This is me.
05:03This is me.
05:11This is me.
05:16This is me.
05:20Philosopher's and how they relate to modern society.
05:26What was that?
05:28Oh, nothing.
05:29Just a snap from a puk bunny.
05:31That's not what you actually call women.
05:33They call themselves that.
05:35Wait, are people going to think I'm a Puck Bunny?
05:38No one is going to think you're a Puck Bunny.
05:41Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:46Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:51Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual,
05:54God is dead, or whatever.
05:56Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself,
05:59what the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with.
06:05Hey, viewers.
06:06I know that already. Why do you need my help?
06:08Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:10What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things,
06:15and both still be right.
06:16It's not about being right.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:23Okay.
06:26This is Garrett's tutor.
06:29Please leave him alone.
06:31He'll fuck you later.
06:33Damn.
06:34Now I have to fuck her later.
06:35Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:41You want my head where?
06:43Just in between my, uh...
06:46Wait, is that even your head?
06:47It doesn't matter.
06:49I'm not doing August 19th.
06:51Okay.
06:52Okay.
06:53Uh...
06:54Ooh, two weeks.
06:55It's kind of hot.
06:56You can do a backbend?
06:58No, you're doing backbends.
07:01I don't know about this.
07:04Okay.
07:05Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:08No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:15Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:18No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:22You know, I just, after two years, I don't miss getting boring.
07:28Our sex is boring?
07:29No, no, I didn't.
07:31We're just a little predictable, I saw.
07:34I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:39back together, like, and just try to shake us out of our routine here.
07:44I like a routine.
07:46Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is.
07:50We see the same people because we're in college.
07:52We eat at the same places because we're in college.
07:54Life's not going to be like this forever, Al.
07:57Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:01Uber.
08:01We're not those people.
08:03Well, we could be.
08:05Right?
08:09Don't you want more?
08:17Okay, let me see how exciting it again.
08:22No, no, it's fine.
08:23Fine.
08:25The usual stuff's fine.
08:30I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:32You said that felt good last time, right?
08:35Yeah.
08:36Yeah, let's just do that.
08:40Yeah.
08:44Yeah.
08:46Yeah.
08:47Yeah.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Yeah.
08:51Yeah.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Yeah.
08:57Okay.
08:58Yeah.
08:58What did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:03Come on.
09:04It's Hannah's first time going for the pop showcase.
09:06How do we help?
09:07Make it stronger.
09:08We're classical comp majors.
09:09We don't do pop.
09:10I commend your intellectual flexibility. Truly. Anyone?
09:17It's a nice melody.
09:18There we go. Thank you.
09:20Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:21I haven't finished it yet.
09:22Hannah, just try to listen.
09:29Okay. I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:34Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:38Background music for someone else's story.
09:40Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:47Just like Hannah.
09:50I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:53No, I really didn't.
09:56Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
09:58Sorry. Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:07Wasn't that sad?
10:08I think you meant to say, thanks, baby.
10:10Baby?
10:11So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention...
10:14Drink the damn coffee.
10:16I'm lactose intolerant.
10:18Just pretend.
10:19Well, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant.
10:22Oh, Hannah.
10:25Pretend you like me.
10:26How it can be used to disrupt the very...
10:31Is he looking very cantile?
10:33Very, very morality.
10:35Nope.
10:41What about that?
10:45No.
10:48Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:50Nobody said you meant to.
10:52And can you push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important?
10:56What about it?
10:58What about it?
11:07And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:16He's looking now.
11:21Don't miss.
11:22Don't miss.
11:23I ain't gonna miss.
11:24Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:28Fuck you.
11:29Who's not the miss?
11:31Come on.
11:32She wasn't that bad.
11:33It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:45Hear me, hear me.
11:46We have a proclamation.
11:48Stand by for the proclamation.
11:49The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the
11:55Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
11:57Woo-hoo!
11:58As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:03Hmm.
12:04So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:07After us, of course.
12:08Party bus depart shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back
12:12the following morning.
12:13Hmm.
12:14So be there.
12:16Or be there.
12:17There is no other option.
12:18Drum roll, please.
12:19Yes.
12:32That is all.
12:33That is all.
12:36That was a lot.
12:37That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:39They did the same kind of thing.
12:40Never heard of him.
12:44Wait.
12:46Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:54I got it.
12:56Gonna need more words.
12:58I'll give you two.
13:00Hard launch.
13:08I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged planet.
13:11I'm obsessed with it.
13:12And you.
13:14None of the hockey people know.
13:15Hockey people?
13:16Jules can't know.
13:17This has to seem real.
13:19I'm here, Graham.
13:23Okay.
13:23Well, you've convinced half the theater department.
13:27We could be Beetlejuice.
13:28What?
13:29No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:31How dare you?
13:32Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:33Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:35Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:37You mean fuck me boots?
13:38We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:40Well, I'm just saying.
13:42You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:45Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:46Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:49If the women I'm with do.
13:51Okay, enough.
13:51Listen, hockey man, let's just get one thing straight.
13:54My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
13:58But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs off.
14:01Don't you guys?
14:02Sorry, but if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:06Wait, we?
14:07Oh, yeah.
14:08Sean and I are coming.
14:09I just decided.
14:10A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:14You're already in the funk again.
14:15You just got back together.
14:16Even soulmates have ruts.
14:18Or a series of ruts.
14:21Okay, well, it'd be more fun to drive up to the party with you anyway, so.
14:24Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:26That wasn't part of the deal.
14:28Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:30Just got a point.
14:31And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:33For fake sex reasons?
14:35Yeah, fake sex.
14:36So much fake sex.
14:37Ugh, I want to be having fake sex.
14:39You're having real sex.
14:41Whatever.
14:42My point is, fake is fun.
14:43Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:46Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:48You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:50You're not.
14:51Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:54Hmm.
14:58Come on.
14:59We dominated the pros before last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:03Well, the cocky sounds of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:06I'd like to see you give 100% percent.
15:09Brackets had 100% percent.
15:10Read each other's minds.
15:11What are you doing tonight?
15:12You want to give 100%?
15:14And, um, yeah.
15:17Um, I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:19How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briars and Captain?
15:22I don't think there's a need to change or anything.
15:25My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:28So I expect the best of myself.
15:30Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:34Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:35You know, I need my locker.
16:03Hey.
16:06can i help you uh no i'm here for garrett oh i don't usually let girlfriends watch
16:13uh definitely not a great friend um i'm his philosophy tutor
16:18and you can stay
16:22you're not going easy on him are you no sir good do your best we need a moment
16:28i'm sorry can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever if it's so important that he
16:35played i mean he didn't want me to what why
16:42do you know who his dad is he's an hockey player one of the best defensemen in nhl history
16:50garrett's last name carries weight he knows the spotlights on him so he busts his ass to prove
16:56that he's earned his place
17:05hey i thought we had a session wait room
17:12better hurry garrett's tutor
17:14all right
17:22how much that did
17:34you know i don't appreciate being made away for 45 minutes sorry sitting down for that one must be so
17:39draining
17:41yeah we'll reschedule okay hold on hold on i can multitask just be uh locking out while studying
17:48lock really you can we've got a lot to cover and i've never met a guy who can genuinely do
17:54two things
17:54at once
17:57well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys
17:59that was a joke
18:05jesus
18:06yeah if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't freak out when i tease you
18:11we need to practice
18:13practice what teasing
18:15we'll be fine as long as you stop bush feeding me dairy products
18:18forget your own milk this is serious
18:20you blush
18:21whenever i come near you
18:23get over yourself i don't blush
18:25oh yeah
18:43see
18:45nothing
18:47not bad
18:50what about let me guess
18:53yes you're very sure of yourself
18:55oh right
18:56your terms
18:58no kissing
19:05what's wrong gram
19:06yeah you said we needed practice
19:22don't
19:24blush
19:24don't
19:25don't
19:28blush
19:36don't
19:47so this is terry what no uh yes uh he was just trying to prove a point it kind of
19:58feels like i
19:59just did and now it's my turn
20:09i'm gonna kiss you
20:13okay
20:24are we washing now
20:40it's here folks our first away game
20:43the broader hawks have dominated the chatham flovers in the past
20:47but since it's doing my first birthday today we all know his mind is already on the after party
20:51am i right but we've got a good calendar tonight
20:55by our most faithful buddies and attenders as always
21:08first game
21:12i know we can seem like a lot but we don't fight i swear
21:22stick by jewels i mean their play-by-play is a lifesaver my first time
21:31it's a tough game for the flovers folks
21:45oh
22:03hey
22:05hey
22:05hey
22:05Puff the fuck out of town.
22:06He'll do it.
22:07Rand, right there with the interception.
22:09Come on, G-Ca, go.
22:12Good, good, good.
22:14Rand takes the load in.
22:17Yes.
22:17Yes.
22:19Oh.
22:21He's puffed out the molly.
22:23I don't know what a shot of movers.
22:27Oh, God.
22:28He's good.
22:30Yeah.
22:32Brogan knows it.
22:35Fuck off.
22:36Fuck off.
22:38Fuck off.
22:40Fuck off.
22:41Fuck off.
22:49I didn't know what a shot would have.
22:51Oh, I didn't know what a shot would have actually said.
22:58Oh, yeah.
23:00Oh, yeah.
23:05Come, come on!
23:11Fucking dude!
23:12Tremory!
23:14Seriously?
23:15Waste not, lest he be wasted.
23:17Come on!
23:18Tremory!
23:20Tremory!
23:21Tremory!
23:22Tremory!
23:24Tremory!
23:25Tremory!
23:26Tremory!
23:27Tremory!
23:28Tremory!
23:28Tremory!
23:28Tremory!
23:32Tremory!
23:34God!
23:36Who's his hat?
23:37Come out the wall, baby.
23:39Oh, boy!
23:41Let's see...
23:47I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love
23:52I love with you
23:56Tremory!
23:58I can't do, I can't do you
24:13You totally nailed boy, huh?
24:15Good, because I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:18Any sign of Justin?
24:20No, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:22Sigtown takes birthdays very seriously.
24:25Okay.
24:26Okay, thanks, man.
24:28No, thanks. I don't drink at parties.
24:30Oh, yeah?
24:31No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.
24:33One-armed practice minutes, five after a game.
24:35No exceptions.
24:36Seems pretty strict.
24:37Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:40So what's next?
24:42It's your favorite, actually.
24:43Are you ready for this?
24:52Hockey shots!
24:55Hockey shots.
24:56Oh, shit.
24:57Now, get it now.
24:58You're not a vampire.
25:00I am.
25:00Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh, no, it's you, but we need you.
25:04Let's go.
25:04It's a starving life tradition, what do we want?
25:06Bad luck if we don't.
25:07Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chatham's ass.
25:10That's right.
25:11Let's go.
25:11All right, go on.
25:12Come on.
25:12Come on.
25:14Sorry.
25:16Sorry.
25:19Sorry.
25:20Sorry.
25:21Sorry.
25:21Sorry.
25:21Sorry.
25:22Sorry.
25:22Sorry.
25:23Sorry.
25:23Sorry.
25:24Sorry.
25:24Sorry.
25:24Sorry.
25:25Sorry.
25:29Sorry.
25:29Sorry.
25:34Sorry.
25:39Sorry.
25:41Sorry.
25:43Sorry.
25:44Sorry.
25:45Sorry.
25:46Sorry.
25:46Sorry.
25:47Sorry.
25:48Sorry.
25:48Sorry.
25:48Sorry.
25:49Sorry.
25:49Sorry.
26:03not a vampire
26:06what Garrett we all thought he was just a very bad
26:09vampire but here you are looking like Elle Woods
26:12and you're Peter Panshaw yeah Peter's around here somewhere
26:18there's just one thing I can't quite figure out
26:21Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
26:23dynamic duos not his style
26:26even when it is themed
26:27so Garrett's tutor
26:30what's really going on
26:37someone already blocked me in
26:39it looks so fine
26:48hey babe where's your Duncan cup
26:50I'm still left in the car
26:51okay well without the cup you don't look like Ben Affleck
26:54you just look like some sad guy from Boston
26:57so Ben Affleck
26:59babe get the cup
27:00so he can be honest
27:01do we have to
27:03yes
27:03I mean what a house like this
27:05a floor like that
27:06a dress like mine
27:08come on
27:10okay I'll find the cup
27:11thank you
27:16you know it started with tutoring
27:18but I mean if you looked at him
27:20I mean he's John's best friend
27:22so not really
27:23John
27:24my brother
27:26John Logan
27:27great
27:28I mean objectively
27:30Garrett's a reasonably attractive looking human being
27:33and sparks flu
27:34as they do
27:35when people
27:37sorry what don't you get
27:40any of it really
27:41because a guy like him
27:42couldn't possibly be into a girl like me
27:44oh my god no
27:45you're just
27:46different
27:47you're not what I would have expected for Garrett
27:54so you guys like
27:56dating
27:56dating
27:57well I mean we're not
27:58like exclusive
27:59or anything
28:01and she's cool with that
28:02yeah man
28:02I guess so
28:06it's just that last week
28:07you didn't even know we're going to eat
28:09yeah you know
28:10I don't know
28:10sometimes people sneak up
28:15do you see anything
28:17non-alcoholic
28:17it's for him
28:20she doesn't drink
28:21she said not at parties
28:23hmm
28:29here
28:29uh
28:31here
28:31try this
28:34close cans are safer bro
28:39thanks
28:42hope you're the hero
28:47I can say this
28:48cause Garrett's
28:48cause Garrett's
28:49basically my brother
28:49but he can be
28:50kind of a dick
28:51sometimes
28:52you know that
28:53right
28:54yeah but he
28:55sounds so funny
28:56and really hardworking
28:58guy that I
28:59just
28:59when he wants to be
29:01yeah sorry that took so long
29:02confining mixtures
29:03but
29:05I thought
29:05maybe
29:07I don't know
29:07you know
29:08in case you change
29:09of mind
29:09no pressure though
29:11yeah actually
29:12thanks
29:25okay
29:26okay
29:26that was totally cute
29:30my single
29:31my single ass
29:31needs another drink
29:33bye Jules
29:36it worked
29:37it's
29:37really
29:41it's
29:42it's
29:49it's
29:51it's
29:55it's
29:56it's
30:04it's
30:19Yo, Nate, can you do me a favor and take one of these out of my hands?
30:29Who is that?
30:32Whoa.
30:33I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:36That's really helpful.
30:37Yeah.
30:38I got an idea.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:46Wait, this is me.
30:48No.
30:49No.
30:52He says you're struggling with your sister.
30:56You still change the song, dick.
31:05In your heart, you gotta get on the floor.
31:08If you're a party tree, then step on the floor.
31:12If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:15Break the sweat on the floor.
31:17Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:20Don't stop.
31:21You've been moving.
31:22Put your drinks up.
31:23Take your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:27Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:30You know we're running tonight on the floor.
31:34I feel Morocco.
31:36London to a freezer.
31:38Straight to a little long.
31:40Angels to Africa.
31:42Dance the night away.
31:43Live your life.
31:44You say you're on the floor.
31:49Dance the night away.
31:51Grab somebody.
31:52Drink a little bit.
32:00Should we dance or what?
32:03Dance the night away.
32:04Dance the night away.
32:09Dance the night away.
32:14Should we dance or what?
32:27Oh, my God.
32:29Just this year.
32:30Yeah, be cool.
32:31You're with me.
32:32Sure.
32:33Hey, it's just another guy.
32:36Right?
32:37Yeah.
32:42Is he looking?
32:49Yeah.
33:01What?
33:11okay
33:15are we going
33:16and yes
33:17you got him interested
33:18now we gotta go
33:22nobody's talking to someone
33:27hey
33:28watch the player
33:29from the pub
33:29we'll see
33:30what the hell does that mean
33:32it means
33:33trust me
33:46this is the part
33:49where I tell you
33:50all the things
33:51I want to do to you
33:52when we're alone
34:00now
34:00you can wash
34:08okay
34:29thank god I'm exhausted
34:35you're not letting me
34:36take the bed
34:40nope
34:41sorry for thinking
34:42you were a gentleman
34:43apology accepted
34:45I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:49well
34:50it really sounds like a pickle
34:52you can't just decide
34:53it's funny
34:54seems like I just did
34:55oh my god
34:56you're so stubborn
34:59you know the bed
35:00is big enough
35:00for two
35:03absolutely not
35:04gate your loss
35:08whoa
35:10you're pizza shit
35:11am I
35:14yeah I guess
35:14I had
35:15no
35:17okay
35:17you're right
35:18you should take the bed
35:22wait no
35:24no
35:24no
35:25you're just giving me the bed
35:26because you feel bad for me
35:28get back on the bed
35:29I'm taking the floor
35:29I don't need your pity
35:31it's all you ever see in the morning
35:32you just collapsed on it
35:33two seconds ago
35:34take it
35:34I am perfectly capable
35:35of sleeping on the floor
35:36so am I
35:51what
35:51I can't actually laugh out loud
35:56and I'll share the goods
36:17impressive
36:18the Bruins should hire him
36:19to be their mascot
36:21do you always get so beat up out there
36:24nah
36:25you get used to it
36:27hurt more when I was starting out
36:29how old were you
36:31when I started playing
36:32hmm
36:34I don't know
36:35as soon as I could walk
36:36my dad put skates on me
36:38that's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:42skating was the fun part
36:47pressure was
36:50getting measured once a week
36:51to make sure that I was
36:53growing fast enough
36:56chugging protein shakes
36:57and
37:00lifting weights
37:01missing birthday parties
37:04just my dad
37:06wouldn't let me skip practice
37:09and his
37:10fucking
37:11whistle
37:13whenever I
37:14made a mistake
37:18why do you still do it
37:23I guess
37:28I wouldn't know who I am
37:29without it
37:32spent my whole life
37:33training for a dream
37:34and I'm so close to it
37:35if I stopped it
37:39I don't know
37:41it makes sense
37:43seems like you never really
37:44had a choice
37:48yeah right
37:50fuck that
37:53yeah
37:55yeah fuck that
38:01you gotta practice
38:03with the Bruins
38:05and they let me
38:06run a drill
38:07for fun
38:07wasn't that big
38:08the deal
38:09you stalker
38:18oh my god
38:19turn that off
38:20that's so embarrassing
38:46did you write this
38:49it's incredible
38:50in high school
39:02they're really good
39:03two hearts
39:04beating as one
39:06ran right
39:08into the sun
39:11oh what would I give
39:14to go back
39:17back to page
39:24I gotta tell you something
39:28the other night
39:29at the Eastwood game
39:31I was
39:34struggling
39:37and then
39:39I heard someone singing
39:42Elton John
39:44right
39:46I followed your voice
39:48through the tunnels
39:51I saw you in the green room
39:55saying it out loud
39:57I realized
39:58that sounds creepy
40:00but
40:02you were
40:03so
40:04like
40:06genuine
40:06you know
40:09free
40:14you centered me
40:24Jules posted us
40:26wait
40:27what did they say
40:29actually
40:29hang on
40:30let me see
40:37we did it
40:38yeah
40:39we did it
40:41wait
40:42I have just the thing
40:43have you heard
40:43Miley's cover
40:44if the bitch is back
40:45yeah of course
40:45I'm a man of taste
40:46well see
40:46okay well what about
40:47Billy Porter's
40:48for shit
40:50who's Billy Porter
40:53gonna pretend
40:54you didn't just say that
40:55come up here
41:03will you show me
41:04something of yours
41:06like a classical piece
41:07yeah like the one
41:08on your Instagram
41:10I have
41:11no
41:11I
41:12I don't write
41:13like that anymore
41:15that's
41:15crazy
41:17why not
41:21it's like scary
41:23telling the world
41:25something I'm not ready
41:26for it to know
41:28that
41:28that I
41:29I am working
41:29on something
41:30at the moment
41:31for the mob showcase
41:32but it's not there yet
41:34the lyrics are
41:35hard for me
41:37that'll get there
41:39it has to
41:40you need to win
41:42you hate losing
41:42you hate losing that
41:43badly huh
41:43I do
41:44when it means
41:45that I can't afford
41:46to go to Briar anymore
41:48which is what'll happen
41:49if I don't get a scholarship
41:50and the only way
41:51to get a scholarship
41:52is to win
42:05do you have to write
42:06do you have to write
42:06the lyrics yourself
42:06like can you collaborate
42:08yeah sure
42:09so this is still mine
42:29I mean there's your answer
42:32it's just it
42:33yeah
42:34I mean just asking for help
42:35pretentious douches
42:36love that shit
42:38he is not a pretentious douche
42:42okay
42:43whatever he's at
42:55wait have you heard of the beaches
42:58their Coachella set
42:59will change your life
43:06be
43:26you
43:27you
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