00:28Satsang with Mooji
00:34hardware wars a spectacle light years ahead of its time starring fluke starbucker intergalactic
00:44boy wonder augie ben doggy venerable member of the red-eye knights princess android interstellar
00:55damsel in distress ham salad ace mercenary pilot and intergalactic wise guy dark nadir villain
01:08see incredible celestial battles ablaze with death-dealing weaponry
01:25enjoy mirth-filled moments with the amusing antics of space drones 4q2 and arty deco
01:34arty deco where are you
01:38at last where have you been
01:46secret mission what plan what are you talking about this is madness
01:53wait a minute where are you going
02:00they're heading in this direction what are we going to do we're doomed for certain
02:06oh dear i'm going to regret this
02:16here's another fine mess you've gotten us into
02:24what a desolate place this is why i ever listen to you is beyond me really
02:33well you can do what you like i'm going this way
02:40it's too late to try to apologize
02:47watch with electrifying fascination as fluke starbucker discovers the princess's secret message
03:03oh dear
03:03help me augie bendoggy you're my only hope
03:08help me augie bendoggy you're my only hope
03:11golly
03:14help me augie bendoggy you're my only hope
03:26there's heart-gripping drama as fluke meets the venerable augie bendoggy
03:32your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough
03:38gosh
03:40wow we
03:42keepers
03:44golly willikers
03:55you'll feel supercharged with intrigue as the adventurers join forces on an heroic mission to save the princess
04:04an imperial steam trooper
04:06uh oh
04:08identification
04:09uh
04:09gee i think i left my id in my other pants
04:11look we're in kind of a hurry
04:13these aren't the drones you want
04:14these aren't the drones we want
04:15you don't want to detain us
04:17we don't want to detain you
04:26you'll never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
04:30watch your step son
04:31this place can be a little rough
04:33oh no it's too weird in here
04:36i can't go in here
04:37look i'll wait for you
04:38take on my boy
04:39we've got to find a pilot
04:57i'm proud to be old obi-wan kenobi
05:03there's our man
05:06fly along with ham salad and chuchilla
05:09the wookie monster
05:10as they make their daring getaway
05:13we bring your seat back to a complete upright position
05:16please extinguish your cigarettes and refrain from smoking
05:18however should a sudden change your turn in the cap and lock your tray table in place
05:22thank you
05:36witness the exciting action-packed dogfight scene
05:47experience the expensive spine-tingling special effects as you become catapulted into the dazzling dimension of
05:55dying of space
05:58they're still back there
05:59they're gaining on us
06:00does this thing do light speed?
06:02you bet your asteroid kid
06:04hold on
06:06hold on
06:12oh
06:13oh
06:13oh
06:13oh
06:24oh
06:25oh
06:25oh
06:26oh
06:26oh
06:27oh
06:28oh
06:28oh
06:29oh
06:50You'll hiss starved, Nader, naughty person.
06:57I don't understand what you're saying.
07:03I can't understand you.
07:06Are you talking to me?
07:09Oh! Oh!
07:12No! No! You can't destroy it!
07:17Basketball is a peaceful planet! Please!
07:20We have no weapons! No! Don't! No!
07:24No! Don't! Please! No!
07:33Chiefress, what is it, Auggie Bendagi?
07:35Did you feel a great disturbance in the force?
07:37As if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced?
07:41No, just a little headache.
07:46Look! What's that?
07:49It's too big to be a space station.
07:53Wow!
07:55I got a bad feeling about this.
07:58Earthquake! What are you doing?
08:01Chujilla! Full reverse!
08:03Oh!
08:03We're out of control! We're being drawn toward it!
08:09Get us out of here!
08:11Take it easy, kid. It's only a movie.
08:14It's all.
08:36It's all.
08:47You'll get us all killed!
08:49Excuse me!
08:51Well, go in here. I insist!
08:53Forget it, sister. I can handle it.
08:54Okay, I'm with you.
09:15You must try to hurry, Artie. There's very little time.
09:21Please, Artie. Try to plug into the master computer.
09:30Please hang up and try again.
09:33Hi, I'm Radio Killalot reporting a dangerous overloaded octopus connection in Sector 5.
09:37No, no. Are you trying to break my needle?
09:40The time is...
09:45I must try to find that tractor beam.
09:52Ah! There it is!
09:53There it is!
10:06What the...?
10:08Oh!
10:12What are you saying? I can't understand.
10:15What is he saying?
10:31Come on, Artie! Run for the drift! Run for the drift!
10:34Let's go!
10:35Now, you go on without me. I'll be all right. Don't worry about me.
10:40Oh, what a martyr!
10:42See you later, you martyr!
10:48Look out! Space rubble!
10:54Ah!
10:55Ah!
10:56Ah!
10:59Ah!
11:02Ah!
11:04Ah!
11:06Enjoy intense drama in the exciting pre-battle briefing session.
11:11Okay, so what you want to do here is this.
11:13You want to attack at some most vulnerable spot.
11:15Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here,
11:19which in turn will diffuse the anti-gyroscopic pre-interphase thrust chamber.
11:22And the pneumatic centrifugal anti-gravity shield reflectors.
11:25Then you simply deactivate the axial gyro pre-sub-inertia photo-megatronic oscillator that you see here.
11:31Huh? You pull the plug.
11:36Luke. Luke.
11:39Trust your feelings, Luke.
11:42And if you can be good, be careful.
11:47Hardware Wars.
11:49Hardware Wars.
11:50A sprawling space saga of romance, rebellion, and household appliances.
11:57Hardware Wars.
11:59You'll laugh.
12:00You'll cry.
12:01You'll kiss three bucks goodbye.
12:04Coming soon to a theater near you.
12:06Get in line now.
12:09May the forest be with you.
12:11Black St.
12:12You're the only one who will get into you.
12:24One is aenter.
12:33The rocket's diamond smiling.
12:34The rocket's diamondusiastic sword.
12:35He has found a pink pot.
12:35The ciao Trek.
12:38URL to the rocket's diamond macht.
12:39The rocket's Baghdad.
12:41You'll wonder, please,
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20:17I CAN'T ARREST Cini
20:19HE HASN'T Done
20:20ANYTHING
20:20IF THERE'S ANYBODY
20:21I SHOULD BE ARRESTED
20:22IT THAT SHOULD BE YOU
20:23ASSAULT
20:24BERU
20:24YOU M囉arna
20:25YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES
20:26HERE
20:26YEARLY
20:27AND ARRESTING HIM
20:28OR NOT".
20:29YOU CAN STAYIEN
20:30OR WE CAN TAKE YOU
20:31TO AN IMPERIAL SHELTER.
20:32WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
20:34BERU
20:35WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
20:36DO YOU WANT
20:36друзь
20:37TO TALK IN TO
20:37WHERE TONIGHT?
20:38DO YOU?
20:40YES.
20:41OKAY.
20:42WELL, DO YOU NEED
20:42TO GET SOME
20:43clothes or something yes you'll find luke won't you yeah yeah he's just working oh but you see
20:53the wife is under the delusion that their nephew ran away right and she's blaming the husband for
20:58it he's saying that the kid left early to fix a couple of condensers and that the stress of the
21:03past week has just you know gotten to so we're just gonna separate them for the night because
21:07if we have to come out here again tell me something i don't know i'm telling you ready
21:12to shoot them both yep right there with you look she's been under a lot of stress like oh we
21:17lost
21:18a couple of our hired hands i don't know just got carried away a little bit uh yeah i know
21:25i know i
21:25know but right now i think the best thing for both of you is to get some distance from each
21:28other for
21:29a couple of days yeah i've been telling her telling her and telling her she needs some help i've been
21:34telling her for a long time oh this is probably the best thing for her right now you know what
21:37i mean
21:38just leave it alone let it be fine yeah you should really have someone look at that ear i'll be
21:43fine okay as you can see things got a bit nasty here i mean it's unfortunate but it was almost
22:01expected with these people but you know i mean the farmers out here are having a bad season tempers are
22:05crying is just bad for everyone the important thing now is that we find their nephew uh duke and make
22:12sure he's okay hey did did she say they just bought some stolen droids or something yep damn shame damn
22:25hk 888 check out possible disturbance most sizely cantina hk 888 roger that control
22:32is
22:41so
22:42so
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