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The Double Life of Mr President
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00:00:07To be continued...
00:00:08Mom, can you please wake up soon?
00:00:11I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:16Miss Jones! Sweetheart!
00:00:19You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:23Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:29Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:33Really?
00:00:35A very powerful man wants to meet you.
00:00:38Give him a night you won't forget.
00:00:41And your death will be settled.
00:00:43I can't do that.
00:00:46I won't.
00:00:52Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:54I'm sorry!
00:00:55Shut up!
00:00:57Mom?
00:00:58Mom?
00:00:59Okay, why?
00:01:00Fine, I'll do it!
00:01:01Mom, are you okay?
00:01:03I'm so sorry.
00:01:09Tonight, 9pm.
00:01:11The Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:15You'll be with the CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:01:19And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:22Or you and your mama...
00:01:25Don't fly.
00:01:34And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country, and the safety of its citizens.
00:01:39We're coming for you.
00:01:42We will make America strong again.
00:01:45Okay, news cut!
00:01:47What?
00:01:51It's really good.
00:02:34Big shot, coming through.
00:02:36Big shot, coming through?
00:02:47Who's that?
00:02:49You.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:02:52Go around back.
00:03:03Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in.
00:03:07The White House isn't safe.
00:03:29Who are you supposed to be?
00:03:31Rune servants?
00:03:37Let me help you.
00:03:42Get out.
00:03:46Do you feel it?
00:03:49It's a new drug.
00:03:50A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:52And true serum, you won't be able to resist.
00:03:59I can try.
00:04:00I can try.
00:04:23I'm going to die.
00:04:32You don't even think about backing out, what are you and your mama done for?
00:04:38Where is he?
00:04:44Who's there?
00:04:49Um, I'm so sorry, I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:57Are you okay?
00:05:03Please, don't go. Help me.
00:05:42Don't go.
00:05:45Who is he?
00:05:52Where the hell are you?
00:05:56Uh, I'm on my way.
00:06:09Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken. Here is our menu. What can I get free today?
00:06:19Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:22We need to keep our guard up. We're gonna try something again soon.
00:06:31Go. Sir, are you okay? Are you head on your head?
00:06:33I'm fine, I'm fine. Go, go, go. Stay down, head down, head down.
00:06:42Stop, stop here.
00:06:43Go, go, go, go, go.
00:06:44Out, out, out. Quick, get out!
00:06:46Sir, behind the car, behind the car!
00:07:00What the?
00:07:08What happened?
00:07:13Why is he here?
00:07:14Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:18Oh my god, are you okay?
00:07:39There's no time to explain.
00:07:40Uh, oh my god, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:44If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:47Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:08:05You're pretty good at that.
00:08:06I, um, I grew up on a farm.
00:08:09It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:15So, your name's Claire?
00:08:17Huh?
00:08:17I wanna know your name.
00:08:20Uh, yeah, yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:23Claire.
00:08:26And William.
00:08:29It's nice to meet you.
00:08:35These Russian mercenaries.
00:08:37Nothing but pawns.
00:08:39Foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:45If they wanna come after me,
00:08:48let's hit back harder.
00:08:50Yes, sir.
00:08:53One more thing.
00:08:55The girl.
00:08:56The one who saved me.
00:08:58Bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:09:00Sir, you've never been interested.
00:09:03Any woman and your arm.
00:09:05I mean-
00:09:05Just bring her to me.
00:09:12Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:15Have a seat.
00:09:19I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:24Twice.
00:09:28If there's ever anything that I can do for you,
00:09:32just ask.
00:09:38Will you marry me?
00:09:46Marry you?
00:09:50Marry you?
00:09:51If we get married,
00:09:52I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:55Yeah, I mean,
00:09:56I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:59And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:10:01Would you?
00:10:03Please do me this favor.
00:10:05You don't know who I am?
00:10:07Should I?
00:10:10He really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:18Has anyone ever told you to look like the president?
00:10:25Oh my god, wait, are you the president?
00:10:27No.
00:10:29Yeah, they're wrong. I'm just...
00:10:31His double.
00:10:34His double?
00:10:35Yeah, being the president is dangerous.
00:10:36Oh, so...
00:10:38Like what happened this morning,
00:10:41being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:42Exactly.
00:10:46Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:49I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:50Due to the confidential nature of my job,
00:10:54we can't have a wedding.
00:10:57You okay with that?
00:11:00I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:02I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:09Now that we're married,
00:11:10you'll live here.
00:11:12Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:15I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:17I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:19Make yourself at home.
00:11:20All right.
00:11:21Well, um...
00:11:24I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:11:27Thanks.
00:11:31I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage,
00:11:34or my...
00:11:36wife.
00:11:37I need to keep her safe.
00:11:42but I need to know if she's up to something.
00:11:47Can you turn this thing on?
00:11:50Oh!
00:11:54You okay in there?
00:11:58You okay in there?
00:12:00Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:01You sure?
00:12:02Ugh.
00:12:05Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:07Um, actually...
00:12:09I twisted my ankle.
00:12:11And I'm, um...
00:12:12I'm naked.
00:12:13Oh, uh...
00:12:15Oh no, um...
00:12:17I'll...
00:12:17I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:19Okay.
00:12:23Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:28I'm...
00:12:29Um.
00:12:35Uh...
00:12:36uh...
00:12:38uh...
00:12:47uh...
00:12:49uh...
00:12:50uh...
00:12:52uh...
00:13:03I'll be right back
00:13:11Oh, um, it's okay
00:13:18My ankle actually feels so much better
00:13:26Uh, what is that?
00:13:27I'm sorry, it's just your shoulder, it's burnt
00:13:34Uh, you know what, actually I can, I can do that
00:13:38Thanks
00:13:39Get some rest
00:13:41Yeah, goodnight
00:13:42Goodnight
00:13:52You imbecile!
00:13:55That woman, she left me sitting there
00:13:57All night, alone
00:13:59That's your fault
00:14:01I should kill you
00:14:03I'm serious, sir
00:14:04Please calm down
00:14:05I can explain
00:14:07Where is that wretched woman?
00:14:09Where?
00:14:10Don't worry, sir
00:14:12I'll get here for you
00:14:13For the life
00:14:15I'll be it
00:14:21He's actually pretty sweet
00:14:23Ready?
00:14:24What?
00:14:30What?
00:14:31You
00:14:33Too stupid
00:14:34Oh, dear
00:14:36I went to the hotel
00:14:37In that dress
00:14:38What more do you want?
00:14:40This is about much more than money
00:14:42You pissed off some careful people
00:14:44Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:45I walked into the wrong room
00:14:47And I met my husband
00:14:48So let me go
00:14:50Or he's gonna come after you
00:14:52He sure has
00:14:53Few people in the world
00:14:55Could save you from this mess
00:15:04Get my helicopter ready
00:15:06Deploy the SWAT team
00:15:07Now
00:15:15Ivanov, if you harm her
00:15:17I won't let a single one of you out alive
00:15:27Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:28SWAT team's five out
00:15:32Looks like I'll have to handle this myself
00:15:34What?
00:15:35You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:42All right, boys
00:15:43Before the boss has a slice
00:15:45How about we get a taste?
00:15:48Stay away from me
00:15:51Poor girl
00:15:52No one will find you here
00:15:55And you can forget
00:15:57About your husband saving you
00:16:03I've got just the thing for you
00:16:14And you can consider this
00:16:16A wedding gift
00:16:20No, stop
00:16:21Please let me go
00:16:23Follow me
00:16:25No, no, please, please
00:16:44You're so dead
00:16:50I'm sorry, I'm late
00:16:51Yeah, actually, you came after me
00:16:53Of course I came
00:16:54Of course I came
00:16:54Her husband
00:16:59Boss
00:17:00Isn't that the president?
00:17:02The president wouldn't be with a girl like her
00:17:06You just made the biggest mistake of your life
00:17:08She messed with the big shot first
00:17:10The CEO of the Ivanov group
00:17:12You don't want to know how careful he is
00:17:16You mean this clown?
00:17:23Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:26You idiot
00:17:27You didn't check her background?
00:17:30We're all going to die here today
00:17:31That's it
00:17:32That's it
00:17:34That's it
00:17:34That's it
00:17:35I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while
00:17:38Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves
00:17:41Shoot him
00:17:59I'm sorry
00:18:00We didn't know she was your wife
00:18:04Taste of your own medicine
00:18:05Oh, what?
00:18:07No, Jesus
00:18:07Right
00:18:09You can't do this
00:18:10Who are you?
00:18:12No, no
00:18:13No, please
00:18:14Don't do this
00:18:15No, no, no
00:18:17No, no
00:18:18No, no
00:18:18Get out of here
00:18:19Get out of here
00:18:27Don't look back
00:18:34Set your eyes on me
00:18:49Did that scare you?
00:18:53Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work
00:18:56Thank you
00:19:04Let's go home
00:19:11Right, sir
00:19:12The White House banquet is all set
00:19:14Politicians, foreign ambassadors, celebrities you like will all be in attendance
00:19:17Thank you, Mike
00:19:18And, um, don't forget, sir
00:19:21You'll need a plus one
00:19:23Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir
00:19:30Come in
00:19:34Mr. President
00:19:36Here's the new education performed proposal
00:19:41Thank you, Senator Thompson
00:19:43I'll review it and get back to you
00:19:46Is there anything else?
00:19:48Well, Mr. President
00:19:50If you don't mind
00:19:51I can be your date for the party
00:19:55That's very nice of you
00:19:57But I already have someone in mind
00:20:02Of course, Mr. President
00:20:05I won't keep you any longer, then
00:20:11How is that possible?
00:20:13The president has always been single
00:20:18Hey
00:20:20Can you find something out for me?
00:20:25Claire likes Taylor Swift
00:20:28Let's book her for the party
00:20:29Yes, sir
00:20:47Hey, did you hear your favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:50Wait, Taylor Swift?
00:20:51Where?
00:20:52The White House banquet
00:20:54Oh, the White House
00:20:55Yeah, too bad
00:20:56I heard it's her last show
00:20:57Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once
00:21:03My uncle works as a secretary at the White House
00:21:06He didn't get an invite
00:21:07You think you're getting in?
00:21:09No, I was just saying
00:21:10With all that grease on you
00:21:12The only way you're getting in is in your dreams
00:21:18Here's your chicken
00:21:21Who's that?
00:21:24Miss Jones?
00:21:25Yes
00:21:27Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:29No, I'm okay
00:21:30Thank you, though
00:21:31I'm here on behalf of the White House
00:21:32I'm going to give you an invitation to the banquet
00:21:41Me?
00:21:42Yes, you
00:21:43Here
00:21:44Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:49Okay?
00:21:50Uh-huh
00:21:50I'm going
00:21:53What is going on?
00:22:18Hey
00:22:19Um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:23Yes
00:22:24I arranged it for you
00:22:26Huh?
00:22:27The president likes to avoid social events
00:22:30So I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place
00:22:38And I would like you to accompany me as my date
00:22:41But this is like a White House event
00:22:44And I just work at a chicken shop
00:22:46I mean, I'm not really going to fit in
00:22:48You're going
00:22:52You're going
00:22:53You're going
00:22:55You're my wife
00:22:56I want you there
00:23:00Don't worry
00:23:03I'll make you feel like a princess
00:23:12I don't care how much they're offering
00:23:14We're both solid
00:23:17Even Taylor Swift
00:23:19Yes, yes
00:23:20We're not taking anyone else
00:23:25What?
00:23:27See?
00:23:28First lady
00:23:30Oh my god
00:23:31I'm so sorry
00:23:32This is such an honor
00:23:40Hi
00:23:41Um
00:23:43I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event
00:23:49Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget
00:23:57Louis, Cindy
00:23:58Drop everything that you're doing
00:23:59But we have to cancel all those important clients
00:24:02Who cares about that?
00:24:03We're getting ready to serve the first lady
00:24:05Miss Claire Jones
00:24:09Come on
00:24:10Let's go
00:24:12Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:21Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:23This salon is owned by fashion icon M
00:24:25We only serve important people here
00:24:28Get out
00:24:29Don't waste my time
00:24:34I can't go to the party looking like this
00:24:38I'll embarrass William
00:24:40Oh my god
00:24:42You must be Claire
00:24:45Uh
00:24:46Sorry, and you are?
00:24:47Uh, fashion icon M
00:24:49Duh
00:24:50He's the most inexpensive and in-demand stylist in the world
00:24:53He only works with celebs
00:24:55Honey
00:24:56Please allow me to take care of you for the event
00:24:59Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:25:02This is an opportunity I would never pass up
00:25:05Come on, sweetheart
00:25:06My whole team will customize everything
00:25:08Just for you
00:25:18How is that even possible?
00:25:20Ow!
00:25:20You idiot
00:25:21I am so sorry
00:25:25I am so sorry
00:25:26No
00:25:31No
00:25:31No
00:25:32We are going to find you the most stunning dress here
00:25:35Thank you so much, by the way
00:25:36Thank your husband
00:25:37He's the one who called us
00:25:43Oh, William
00:25:43Hi
00:25:45Um
00:25:46I was thinking maybe we should cancel
00:25:48I mean, MCing's really, really expensive
00:25:50And you work so hard for your money that I don't want to run
00:25:53Don't worry about the cost
00:25:55Your husband is
00:25:57I want a raffle
00:25:58At work
00:25:59This is all free
00:26:03Yes
00:26:03Yes
00:26:04It's our anniversary special
00:26:06I forgot
00:26:11This
00:26:12This is perfect
00:26:16But you will need a necklace
00:26:18I don't
00:26:19I don't have a necklace
00:26:20Maybe it'll look great without one
00:26:23How about this?
00:26:27How about this?
00:26:29My God
00:26:30I know this necklace
00:26:31It's
00:26:32Mr. President
00:26:37There are only three of these necklaces in the world
00:26:42We consider them cultural treasures
00:26:44One is in our national museum
00:26:48The other we give to our queen
00:26:51And this one we give to you
00:26:57It's gorgeous
00:26:59Wait
00:27:00William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:04We can't afford this
00:27:06It's fake
00:27:07Don't worry about it
00:27:17Hello?
00:27:18Miss Clare
00:27:19We are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse
00:27:22Unless we do the surgery now
00:27:24I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live
00:27:27What?
00:27:38Hey
00:27:39Hey
00:27:41Hey
00:27:41What's wrong?
00:27:43I'm fine
00:27:47What happened?
00:27:49You're upset
00:27:56William
00:27:56William
00:27:57I'm really sorry but I am not going to be able to make it to the party
00:28:01Can you tell me why?
00:28:03Yeah, my mom's condition got worse
00:28:05And I can't afford for her care
00:28:08And the doctor said that
00:28:13She only has a few more days left to live
00:28:15And I really want to be there for her last moment
00:28:20What?
00:28:21Yeah, I'm really sorry
00:28:22I really didn't want to cancel on you
00:28:24And I didn't want to make you angry
00:28:25I just really can't
00:28:26Angry
00:28:28I'm upset
00:28:29Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:31And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:36Did you forget we're married?
00:28:37I just didn't want to bother you
00:28:41You don't ever have to apologize to me
00:28:44I will get this sorted
00:28:47Everything's going to be alright
00:28:51I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient
00:28:54No money's no object
00:29:04Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:07I wanted to surprise her
00:29:13Mrs. Jones?
00:29:18No way
00:29:23Am I dreaming?
00:29:26Oh my god
00:29:27Are you the president?
00:29:31Is that really the president?
00:29:33Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:35Who's the president?
00:29:38Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:40Someone actually helped me with it
00:29:46Okay, mom, I've been meaning to tell you something
00:29:52I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently
00:29:59What?
00:30:00Well, it's not that shocking
00:30:02Mr. President!
00:30:03Mrs. Jones
00:30:05I'm William
00:30:06Claire's husband
00:30:08I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery
00:30:11The president
00:30:13You married President Walton?
00:30:15No, he's not actually
00:30:17Yes, ma'am
00:30:19I'm the president
00:30:24That's wonderful
00:30:33Um, thank you
00:30:35For pretending to be the president
00:30:36And for my mom to make her happy
00:30:38It was, uh, it was really nice
00:30:40Well, now I get to see both of you happy
00:30:43And I'm hoping that
00:30:44You're happy enough to be my date
00:30:46Tonight
00:30:50Oh, my God
00:30:51Are you President Walton?
00:30:56You see, it or not seems to recognize the president
00:30:59How come you didn't?
00:31:01Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person
00:31:04Maybe I would have recognized you
00:31:06Or him
00:31:11Those greedy pharmaceutical companies
00:31:14Monopolizing medicine
00:31:15They need to be taken down
00:31:16Understood, Mr. President
00:31:28Hey
00:31:28Hey, William
00:31:29You won't believe what happened
00:31:31Right after I complained to you about the president
00:31:32He went after the pharmaceutical companies
00:31:34And now everyone can afford their medication
00:31:36Wait, listen
00:31:38Thank you, Mr. President
00:31:39You're a lifesaver
00:31:40You saved our lives
00:31:42Really?
00:31:43Yeah
00:31:43I mean, your boss is pretty nice
00:31:49He's all right
00:31:50All right, well, um
00:31:51I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:31:53I'll see you then
00:31:56I have another meeting
00:31:57Can you go, uh, pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:32:00Yes, sir
00:32:06Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight
00:32:08Oh, no problem
00:32:10Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me
00:32:12I promise
00:32:12I promise
00:32:15Whoa
00:32:16Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:20Ms. Jones
00:32:20Why?
00:32:21Could you please come with us?
00:32:22We're here to take you to get changed
00:32:24Thank you
00:32:25That's so nice
00:32:32Oh, my God
00:32:34Mr. President
00:32:51I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date
00:32:55I'm not looking forward to seeing her
00:32:57So am I
00:32:58Cheers
00:33:02Excuse us
00:33:06Good evening
00:33:07Mr. President
00:33:08I've heard a rumor
00:33:10That your date works at a fried chicken shop
00:33:13I'm afraid that she might embarrass you
00:33:16And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:21Can't wait to meet her
00:33:37It's a good job tonight
00:33:38Thank you, Mr. President
00:33:40Claire's on the way
00:33:41Yep
00:34:01Thank you
00:34:03Thank you
00:34:04Let's go.
00:34:33Let's go.
00:35:03Let's go.
00:35:04All alone, I'm Alexei.
00:35:09Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:15You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:18I'm so sorry, President Walton.
00:35:20I did not know she was with you.
00:35:22I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:26Yes, of course.
00:35:30Thanks.
00:35:35I wish you a nice day with our President.
00:35:44So, this is your date?
00:35:49This is your date?
00:35:50She has a name.
00:35:53Everyone, this is Claire.
00:35:56Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:36:01You as well.
00:36:02You don't know any of these people.
00:36:05I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:08Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:14This is French.
00:36:16Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:18And Miss Moreau.
00:36:20Enchantée.
00:36:21I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:24We are enjoying it very much.
00:36:26Merci.
00:36:27I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:30C'est magnifique.
00:36:31When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:36I would love that.
00:36:38President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:43Souvenement.
00:36:46How did you?
00:36:49Mr. Dubois.
00:36:51Mr. Dubois.
00:36:53Mr. Dubois.
00:36:56Miss Moreau.
00:36:57Miss Moreau.
00:36:59You're just full of surprises.
00:37:01I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:05I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance
00:37:07because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:09I'm so excited.
00:37:24Mr. Dubois.
00:37:25I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:27Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:37:29Please?
00:37:30Yeah, of course.
00:37:31Oh.
00:37:32Mr. Dubois.
00:37:38Hey, are you okay?
00:37:39What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:42I'm sorry, what?
00:37:43I'm sorry, what?
00:37:43Don't play dumb.
00:37:45You don't deserve, Mr. President.
00:37:47It looks like she thinks William is the real president.
00:37:50Look, the president is not into me, okay?
00:37:53You're mistaken.
00:37:55Mistaken.
00:37:56This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:38:00And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:04It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:08Claire?
00:38:11Fake?
00:38:11You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:14Take it off.
00:38:15What are you doing?
00:38:17You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:20Take it off.
00:38:20I'm right now.
00:38:37Claire!
00:38:38No, no, no.
00:38:39It wasn't me.
00:38:40It's just our home.
00:38:41Go and get help now!
00:38:42No, no.
00:38:45It wasn't me.
00:38:46It's just our home.
00:38:47Go and get help now!
00:38:55Shit!
00:38:56Get medical here ASAP!
00:39:31You okay?
00:39:32Yeah, I'm fine.
00:39:34You sure?
00:39:35Mm-hm.
00:39:36Take Miss Jones to the car.
00:39:37Just wait for me.
00:39:38Yes, Mr. President.
00:39:42Mr. President, please, you have to just-
00:39:47Stop! Stop talking!
00:39:49You crossed the line tonight, your political career is over.
00:39:54No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:39:59I'm so sorry, Claire. I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:03You said your job was dangerous, I understand.
00:40:15What happened?
00:40:17Oh, it's just an old war wound.
00:40:22Did it hurt?
00:40:26Don't.
00:40:28Come so close.
00:40:30Why?
00:40:36I won't be able to control myself.
00:40:38No.
00:40:48You're soaked.
00:40:52Maybe go and have a show.
00:40:54I, um, I can't, uh, get out of this by myself.
00:41:03Could you, um, help me?
00:41:10Could you, um, help me?
00:41:17Okay?
00:41:27I'll be quick.
00:41:40Uh, William?
00:41:43Where did you get all of that money?
00:41:45Come here. Sit down.
00:41:46Uh, because I went to the party on behalf of the President, he gave me a bonus.
00:41:54Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:41:56And I plan on using this money to help you open your own shop.
00:42:01Uh, oh, what, William, I can't. That's, that's way too much money.
00:42:05And, plus, you've got it, like, risking your life, so no, I, I can't accept it.
00:42:09Look, it's, it's not a gift.
00:42:12It's an investment.
00:42:14You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:17I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:20Wait.
00:42:21You really think I can do it?
00:42:23Absolutely.
00:42:26The President also heard that your necklace broke.
00:42:30So, he got us these rings.
00:42:43I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:47Will you thank the President for me?
00:42:56Uh, wait a minute. There's one more thing.
00:42:58It's important.
00:43:00Yes, sir.
00:43:01Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:05Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:07Yes, sir.
00:43:20Hello. Welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:23New owner, huh?
00:43:25Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:30Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:32You can't do that here.
00:43:35Listen, bitch.
00:43:36The street is mine.
00:43:38You wanna make money?
00:43:39You cut me in.
00:43:44Sir.
00:43:45Sir.
00:43:49Delay the meeting in five minutes.
00:43:50Yes, sir.
00:43:56Officer Smith.
00:43:57I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:44:00Don't worry, sir.
00:44:01We have it all under control.
00:44:03Leave?
00:44:04Or I'm gonna call the police.
00:44:06Call them.
00:44:08You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:11So you're the one who's gonna be a troublemaker?
00:44:16Tough guy.
00:44:17You're not gonna do anything.
00:44:20What are you gonna tell?
00:44:21Huh?
00:44:25What were you saying?
00:44:27No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:44:32No, no, no, please!
00:44:35You have no idea who she is.
00:44:39Please, no!
00:44:40You know what to do now, right?
00:44:46Spread the word to everyone.
00:44:48This place is under our protection.
00:44:50Nobody's gonna touch your chicken shop.
00:44:59Thanks?
00:45:03Please?
00:45:04Congratulations.
00:45:05To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:10Hold that thought.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal, do you want to review it again?
00:45:18It's a small deal.
00:45:19You can handle it yourself.
00:45:22Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:30We made $200 today.
00:45:34That much?
00:45:35On the first day?
00:45:38You're amazing.
00:45:40Look, don't worry.
00:45:41I'm gonna work extra hard to make more money.
00:45:44So that you can, uh, you know, quit your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:45:50Thank you, Claire.
00:45:53I appreciate it.
00:45:59I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:03Really?
00:46:04Oh, yeah.
00:46:05I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:11I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:16Come on.
00:46:22Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:28Holy crap.
00:46:30Are you the president?
00:46:34Yeah, I am.
00:46:36Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:38You're the president's body double, right?
00:46:40Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:46:44Shit, man.
00:46:46Yeah, you look just like him.
00:46:50Well, what do you want?
00:46:51What?
00:47:04This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:07His name was Ferdy.
00:47:08This one?
00:47:11Are you sure?
00:47:13Mm-hmm.
00:47:17All done.
00:47:19So cute.
00:47:23Hey, wait!
00:47:26Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:29Uh...
00:47:32Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:35No problem.
00:47:36Mom! Dad, get off!
00:47:39Did you see that?
00:47:40That was a great business opportunity.
00:47:43It was a very clever idea.
00:47:46Oh, my God, we mean so much!
00:48:13What did that kiss mean?
00:48:17What did that kiss mean?
00:48:20Uh...
00:48:21It...
00:48:23It's because the lights aren't on, and it's really dark, and we couldn't see clearly, and our lips just happened
00:48:28to, like, brush past each other's accidentally.
00:48:32No.
00:48:34I see.
00:48:50Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:48:52I finish work early.
00:48:54I finish work early.
00:48:54Oh, I see.
00:48:56This is where we kissed last night.
00:48:58I see.
00:49:04Now we want no trouble seeing.
00:49:09What?
00:49:12It's only for you.
00:49:25No excuses today, right?
00:49:30How did you do that?
00:49:33A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:49:39What? No, come on, tell me!
00:49:51Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:49:53I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:04Mr. President, we've got the lead.
00:50:12So you've been selling information about me and my wife?
00:50:19Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:23Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:27Hello, Claire's fried chicken!
00:50:32It has to be one of them.
00:50:35Sir, I'm sorry. You don't have to do this.
00:50:40Too late.
00:50:43Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:50:47You don't have to do this!
00:50:58William?
00:51:07William?
00:51:09William?
00:51:09What's going on?
00:51:11Why are you putting a gun at someone?
00:51:16The President, he was- he's- he's- he's- he's trying-
00:51:18Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:21Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:26This is just- just a training exercise, uh, with the doubles of- of my colleagues, uh, just to
00:51:35make things look more realistic.
00:51:37Uh, no. Yeah. No, it's just practice.
00:51:40Really?
00:51:52Um, I'm the White House General Secretary's double, um, just-
00:51:59Plastic surgery.
00:52:00I'm the Defense Minister's double, I do-
00:52:08Neighborhood security?
00:52:10Oh, God.
00:52:12Whoa, you guys really scared me. I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:17Well, thank you so much for, um, taking care of my husband. I really appreciate it.
00:52:27Oh, you guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:31I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:34I love fried chicken.
00:52:36And because you're William's coworkers, I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:52:42Okay, well, I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:52:48Oh, can't forget this.
00:52:52Right.
00:52:56Wait!
00:52:58What now?
00:53:02What now?
00:53:03Can we take a picture?
00:53:10Yeah, come on. Come on. It'll be fun.
00:53:14Everybody say chicken!
00:53:16Chicken!
00:53:22Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:26Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:29Mr. President.
00:53:32Get on your knees.
00:53:33Now.
00:53:36Thank you for playing along.
00:53:40Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:53:42Thank you, Mr. President.
00:53:44Get him out of here.
00:53:45Let's go.
00:53:50Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:53:53I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:53:56I trust her now.
00:53:59So, I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:13Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:14Could you please help me balance this month's accounts? I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:21Let's see.
00:54:25Let's see.
00:54:30Our monthly profit is $3,786.
00:54:34Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:37You're as smart as the president.
00:54:42Would you...
00:54:45Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:50Would you want me to be the president?
00:54:57I just mean, if I was really the president, would that make you happier?
00:55:04Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:55:06No.
00:55:07I don't want you to be the president.
00:55:10Well...
00:55:11Actually...
00:55:12Actually, I hate the president.
00:55:14You do?
00:55:15Yeah.
00:55:18My, uh...
00:55:19My dad died because of him.
00:55:22He was in the military, you know?
00:55:24And it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:28Claire, I'm sorry.
00:55:30Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:55:36I'll be right back.
00:55:42What?
00:55:44Dad?
00:55:45Hey, sweetheart.
00:55:47I'm out of prison.
00:55:48I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:55:52How dare you even mention, Mom, you were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:55:58And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:02I've changed.
00:56:03I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:06Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:16Anyway, sorry about that.
00:56:20Is everything okay?
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22It was just...
00:56:23Spam call.
00:56:25You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:27Yeah, I know.
00:56:29William.
00:56:30I won't drag you into this.
00:56:44Dad, why are we Canadian here?
00:56:47Leopard.
00:56:49This is my daughter.
00:56:54Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:56:56Dad, seriously?
00:56:58I'm your daughter.
00:56:59How could you do that?
00:57:01I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:02And do what I want with-
00:57:06Damn bitch, I know you.
00:57:09You got my brother killed.
00:57:13We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:15I'm stubborn.
00:57:31Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:57:37No, no. He's just an ordinary guy. He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:57:40Is that so?
00:57:41Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:57:44Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:57:48Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:57:51We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:57:55Let's name it Claire.
00:57:57Good name.
00:57:58I like it. Claire.
00:58:00Keeping America safe.
00:58:03Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:58:04Sir.
00:58:04We have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:07What is it?
00:58:08It's Miss Jones.
00:58:09She's been kidnapped by the Russian model holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:14We've been looking to take care of these assholes.
00:58:17Looks like now's the time.
00:58:18There's a little more to it, sir.
00:58:19They want you to go alone in the next hour or they're gonna kill her.
00:58:30I can handle my life.
00:58:31No, Mr. President.
00:58:32It's too dangerous.
00:58:34The entire country relies on you.
00:58:35Yes, Mr. President.
00:58:36The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:58:39Yeah, I wouldn't really reconsider this, sir.
00:58:47My gun.
00:58:53I've made my decision.
00:58:55Mr. President.
00:58:56Are you really doing this for a girl?
00:59:00She's not just any girl.
00:59:02She's my girl.
00:59:11Contact traffic control.
00:59:13Now clear me a path.
00:59:19Where is he?
00:59:20My patience is running thin.
00:59:22Leopard, even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:27You know what?
00:59:27You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:29Time's up.
00:59:30And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
00:59:47Who's this idiot?
00:59:50The President?
00:59:51Don't come any closer.
00:59:53Who the hell are you?
00:59:55No, no, no.
00:59:56He's not the President.
00:59:57He's just his double.
01:00:01That makes sense.
01:00:03The real President will come here alone.
01:00:05Search him.
01:00:23William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:27Because you're my family.
01:00:30So you married this fried chicken girl.
01:00:33You can't be the President.
01:00:35Huh.
01:00:35You have me scared there for a moment.
01:00:37It's okay, everyone.
01:00:38He's just a stunt man.
01:00:43What are you looking at?
01:00:45You want to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:00:48Fine by me.
01:01:19You still want to play?
01:01:22Impossible.
01:01:23You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:25Only the real President could do that.
01:01:28I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:30He went out bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:01:34He's a killing machine.
01:01:36I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:01:39We'll leave.
01:01:40I promise.
01:01:43Oh, you.
01:01:46If you ever mess with my wife again,
01:01:51I will make sure you die in prison.
01:01:54I won't.
01:01:56I promise.
01:01:59William.
01:02:01Who are you really?
01:02:12William.
01:02:18Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:20You told me your dad died.
01:02:22I'm your husband.
01:02:24If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:27Yeah?
01:02:28And what about you?
01:02:30You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:02:39William?
01:02:43Who are you, William?
01:02:46Who are you, William?
01:02:47Are you really the President?
01:02:51Yes.
01:02:54I am.
01:02:59I am.
01:03:03You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:08What?
01:03:09Did you think that if I knew your true identity,
01:03:11I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:15Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:19What are you even saying?
01:03:22You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:26You really can't feel it?
01:03:29I don't know.
01:03:30I don't know.
01:03:33I don't know.
01:03:38I don't know.
01:04:04You're welcome.
01:04:06You're welcome.
01:04:09A delivery to the White House.
01:04:20Why are there so many reporters?
01:04:30is today in front of all of america i want to say i love you
01:04:38i love you for who you are and i want everyone to know your name
01:04:52claire will you marry me
01:05:04no
01:05:09because we're already married
01:05:20oh
01:05:30oh
01:05:30oh
01:05:30oh
01:05:30oh
01:05:30oh
01:05:30oh
01:05:40oh
01:05:42oh
01:05:42america please welcome your first lady
01:05:44was we go
01:05:47oh
01:05:50oh
01:05:51oh
01:05:51oh
01:06:01oh
01:06:02oh
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