00:00Put your hands together if you were born in the 90s!
00:11You're fired.
00:14That was a great post we had last week, huh?
00:16I can't believe you have a million followers,
00:18but you don't drive.
00:20I can't believe you're 50
00:21and still hanging out with a teenager.
00:24Things are bad, Henry.
00:25My family's got no money,
00:26and I'm wasting my time on an app
00:28full of handsome tweens.
00:30Guess what you got back from prison!
00:31If you get me out of here,
00:33I will do whatever you want.
00:34If I can get a million followers,
00:35I can get brand deals.
00:37Every time we make a video together,
00:38we get more followers.
00:39If we went to all of them,
00:40we'd clean up.
00:41It would be a road trip,
00:42like Thelma and Louise.
00:43Thelma and Louise commit suicide
00:45at the end of that movie.
00:45What?
00:47They're everywhere,
00:48in every city,
00:49in every state.
00:50One minute, they're working the fry basket,
00:51and the next minute,
00:52they're ziplining with Justin Bieber.
00:55I'm swag.
00:56Swag!
00:56Swag!
00:57Swag!
00:57Swag! Swag!
00:58Swag!
00:59Cut!
01:01You wanna feel it?
01:07Spirituality.
01:08How does that get a lot of likes?
01:09Like this.
01:11Oh, good lord.
01:12Why are you texting all the time?
01:13This is girl Scarlet.
01:14I'm hoping to meet her in New York.
01:16Do you wanna lose your virginity to an Instagram model or not?
01:18Wait, how did you know I was a virgin?
01:21Why are we in a hospital?
01:22Sick kid, crazy likes.
01:24Scare camp.
01:25Wah!
01:26Yo!
01:27I think she's dying, dude.
01:28I got 30,000 followers?
01:30I'm not fighting a guy in a wheelchair.
01:34Listen, I got you guys 4,000 a piece for an energy drink.
01:36It's 8 inch D.
01:37Tastes like a drink that Bill Cosby made you,
01:40and then you knew right away he was gonna rape you.
01:43I love the young guy slash really old guy thing you guys got going on.
01:48You're not like 30 old.
01:50You're like 40 old.
01:51Which in app years is 60.
01:53You're like 80.
01:54We are headed down the road of technological suicide!
01:58Is this where I go in for a kiss?
02:00Is this where it happens?
02:01This is where it happens.
02:01Champagne from my floor campaign, bitches!
02:03This is gonna work.
02:04It's gonna work, Henry!
02:05I'm a DMT addicted alcoholic,
02:08and not even I would do that shit!
02:13You should follow me!
02:14Follow you where?
02:15Back to your van?
02:16Never mind!
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