00:00Dad, can I walk to the park?
00:01Well, let's see.
00:02If a stranger asks you to get in his van, would you?
00:04Absolutely.
00:05I love meeting new people.
00:05No, you don't get in their van.
00:06Okay, I won't.
00:07What if he has candy?
00:08Now I'm getting in.
00:08I love candy.
00:09No, you don't get in.
00:10But he has candy.
00:11Come on.
00:11You don't get in.
00:12Fine, I won't.
00:12What if he says, but I know your dad?
00:14Then I'm getting in.
00:14That's family.
00:15No, he's lying.
00:16That liar.
00:16What if he has a puppy?
00:17I'm getting in.
00:18No, you still don't get in.
00:19Okay, no problem.
00:20What if he offers you money?
00:21I'm in there.
00:21No.
00:22No.
00:22No.
00:22Okay, no.
00:23What if he says he'll take you to the toy store?
00:25Scoot over.
00:25I'm getting in.
00:25No.
00:26I'm staying out.
00:26I'm not getting in the van.
00:28No, you can't go to the park.
00:29I don't even want to go anymore.
00:31Okay.
00:31I want to get in the stranger's van.
00:32You got fucking puppies and candy?
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