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️⛸️️🏒 O f f C a m p u s ️⛸️️🏒 - Episode 6
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:08Call me.
05:09Sorry dude, I don't do roller coasters.
05:13I'm so scared to let myself see...
05:18All these pieces left behind, make it get it easy and to find you.
05:57Oh, I'm sorry.
06:03Well, hello.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:20I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:37About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:44No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean, and I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:42It's the last one.
07:43No.
07:44This is nice.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:35I'm sorry, I just need to know it's fine, man, just just go, okay, I'll go, I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett that this goes well.
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun, supporting each other, helping each other grow as people.
09:10It can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Bus almost here, gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine, I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This is just your ride.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh yeah, you know Jo?
09:53Well, I don't know her, know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating, and now she's in Dea's understudy and Oleana on
10:03Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna, you know that.
10:09Okay, sorry, I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see J. Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started.
10:18So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:24Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:28You guys just met.
10:28Okay, okay, okay, second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
10:44What is this, hell?
10:44You're about to buy last year's dress at this year's price.
10:47Elves are right there that sells girls' lies.
10:50What is this?
10:51You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:53I may be in love, but I'm not stupid.
10:56Lady, I got eyes.
10:58Oh my god.
10:59Oh good, sorry, I'm a mistake.
11:01Corwin, take your break.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03Just ignore her, she doesn't.
11:04No, I can't, I can't.
11:05Don't listen to him, Allie, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:11Dean, you sick?
11:12I absolutely don't.
11:13Oh, Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:18Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:21Oh, she got away with the boys in the place.
11:24She don't like that, don't stand it.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Oh, okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not, obviously.
11:35You need to ride back Friday.
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make the indigible.
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Allie.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:07She's in London for like a week.
12:14Al?
12:14Uh, um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay, what's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Allie, hey, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:41Oh, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you, miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:07Hey.
13:09Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14cute yeah my dad gets me one every year
13:20holy shit
13:23i mean i kind of hate you but
13:27holy fucking shit
13:29thanks
13:36oh i mean seriously it's like
13:39gwyneth paltrow's ad tour
13:40and the guggenheim at a baby
13:47you said this wasn't a date it's not
13:50feels like a date it's not it's a good
13:52bottle of wine my parents won't miss
13:55happy thanksgiving
13:58happy thanksgiving
14:04okay
14:06do you want the tour
14:07is it gonna make me hate you more
14:11probably
14:12yeah your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom i could literally live in that i don't know why
14:17one person needs so many vintage bags usually we have a bosque out there but it's on loan to the
14:22whitney
14:27okay let's see what your big move grand finale i don't know what you're talking about
14:41fine there's a piano in the den and i usually end the tour there and i talk about the piano
14:47and then they ask if i play and then i say kind of
14:52exactly
14:53exactly then i sit down and i play mad world
14:56mad world
14:57mad world
14:58it's the only song i know and it works it works okay
15:00yeah can you be normal
15:03it's just me
15:04i am being old
15:05no you're not
15:07what would you be doing if i wasn't here
15:15you play chess by yourself
15:16i had to get better than summer
15:18she's a chaos monster
15:20my dad taught us when we were little
15:22it was a family tradition
15:24that's sweet
15:26it's cutthroat
15:28where is your family now
15:31st bart's
15:32we have a
15:33we have a place here
15:35sounds terrible
15:35hmm
15:36doesn't it
15:38you know i'm so glad jensen's making this practice on friday because otherwise i'd be
15:42you know i'd be laying on a beach
15:44day drinking with nick and destroying summer and beach volleyball
15:48god you need a tough life dealer in us
15:50the worst
15:57sorry you can't be with your family though
16:00seems like you miss them
16:03i get to be here with you
16:06also
16:10shit
16:11come on
16:12never
16:13ever let the enemy distract you
16:19okay
16:31you
16:33okay
16:39and
16:40i
16:45can
16:46you
16:54i
16:59i
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:32I wish you listened to your friends when they had told you to break apart.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Hey, it's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
17:49No, I don't wanna have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
17:59No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make love, but I don't wanna have to make up.
18:10No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:14Ooh, I dare think about the way we used to feel.
18:21Feel with me.
18:37Be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:42Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously?
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey!
19:01What are you?
19:01Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called trip to fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:09Yeah.
19:14Yeah, yeah, okay.
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:40They didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:46I mean, like Hannah's stupid, happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49Like, I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:54And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no, no one's gonna ask that.
20:00They're not gonna ask you that.
20:05People are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:13That's less than 48.
20:14Okay. Oh, my God.
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun. We were safe. We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah. So let's keep it that way.
20:24Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry. I have to go.
20:29Allie.
20:29There you stood behind your glasses.
20:35There you stood.
20:37There you stood, regret the past, but...
20:40Regretting all the things that passed, but...
20:44Hey, how was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48Okay.
20:48Don't worry.
20:49Good.
20:51I can, uh, practice this downstairs if you...
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:58There you stood behind your glasses.
21:03In a hazy, yellow world.
21:07Alone enough for me to ask, just...
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart, the glow, the glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky.
21:29Until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow hairs, linkering as you pour.
21:48Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:57How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05You hate it.
22:07No.
22:07No, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I...
22:10I really like the melody.
22:12I just...
22:13I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it, but I mean, the showcase is in two weeks, and my gut is
22:33telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44You've never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:58Justin, her song fucking sucks, and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:05Ooh, we got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:10Usually I like you and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay, cause he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:28I love you, Aussie.
23:38I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single, and you'd be abandoning
24:11me to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:17Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking.
24:20What?
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean over Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except if I'm enjoying the space,
24:45and that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who hurts someone she supposedly loved and
24:51then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her, you know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:10Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23But if Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling.
25:35Okay.
25:36Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:45I can.
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well, maybe that was my mistake.
25:55I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:02Okay, you know I love you.
26:04And I think you're perfect.
26:05And I will support you no matter what.
26:08But you, Allie Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know.
26:12I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:16You want to tell a guy about your day and meet his mom and watch him run a 5K and
26:22then complain about having to watch him run a 5K?
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:27Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.
26:30But whether you move on or you get back together with him, bottom line is I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie.
26:39Just know that and believe that.
26:40I totally ignore this giant duffel I am packing to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Maybe All You Can Eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie, saw you guys on 5th line.
27:12Is Jules like...
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow, you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then rescinded.
27:24So, how was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was fun.
27:34Yeah, family sucks.
27:37Um, did you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:52Logan was a Lil Kane.
27:56Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I, I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I, I didn't mean...
28:14I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
28:41Just another regret.
28:43Hope that you can keep it.
28:44My dirty little secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
29:08Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan.
29:15Putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him.
29:20Doesn't get any better looking than that.
29:22And he's single, ladies.
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks for those little canes.
29:27But we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys.
29:29So get drunk.
29:30Hit up our silent auction and get some cool shit.
29:32But, sadly, the photo booth is out of order.
29:34But there's still a lot of fun to be had.
29:37The band is taking requests.
29:38So scan those QR codes and let them know what songs you want to hear.
29:41All right, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun.
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58Dirty little secret?
30:00That was mine.
30:02Subtle.
30:03Just reminding you, in case you forgot, I can't keep a secret.
30:06I get that you're worried, but there's no reason we can't just keep doing what we've been doing.
30:09Hooking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun.
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom in, let's say, five minutes.
30:16You're delusional.
30:18Everyone we know is here.
30:19And I'm not that kind of girl.
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these to your boy.
30:32For the record, I am not delusional.
30:36I just know what I want.
30:38Go.
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize on mistakes.
30:47Okay, control is key.
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you.
30:50Not a single one.
30:51No, no, no, no, no.
30:52Graham, I'm not having this.
30:53Put that thing away.
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow.
30:57We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey.
31:00We go to bars to score.
31:01Okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Fellas, thank the Lord.
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please.
31:07Oh, no, no.
31:08Keep talking hockey shit.
31:09That's why I came over here.
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies.
31:12It's 11 o'clock.
31:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
31:18Time, Bo.
31:19Nice to meet you.
31:21That's really good.
31:30We need more Pigs in a Blanket, not Pins.
31:33That really doesn't bother you.
31:36No, I trust Garrett.
31:38And the Puck bunnies are actually kind of cool.
31:42Yeah.
31:43You know what they want.
31:46God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want.
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it.
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single.
31:53Embrace that.
31:55Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you.
31:57Someone down for anything.
31:59Like the anti-Sean.
32:00Yeah, you make a good point.
32:02Yeah, someone with zero expectations.
32:03You just want sex.
32:05Just sex.
32:09All right, we've got another request.
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick.
32:22Check it out, going out on a late night
32:25Looking tight, feeling nice, it's a clock fight
32:28I can tell, I just know that it's going down
32:35I love a throwback.
32:36Right?
32:38You don't know you won't mess with me tonight
32:41Just stop and take a second
32:44I was done before you walked into my life
32:48Cause you know it's over
32:51Before it began
32:53Keep your drink, just give me the money
32:57Keep your drink, just give me the money
32:57It's just you and your hand tonight
33:04Midnight, I'm drunk, I don't give a fuck
33:07Wanna dance by myself, guess you had a lot
33:10Don't touch, back up, I'm not the one
33:16I'll get back to work
33:20I'll get back to work
33:22Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:40Well, guess you're stuck with your hand
33:42Cause you know it's over
33:46Before it began
33:47Keep your drink, just give me the money
33:51It's just you and your hand
33:56Thanks
33:59Is next one for fans of One Direction?
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:10General Hardass
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:15St. Anthony's
34:16Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a 10 game streak
34:23So they're close
34:24If we lose, they'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:32We need people drunk and happy and spending money
34:36Can you help?
34:38I got a cabinet
34:41Thanks
34:42And, uh, thanks for all this
34:48What are friends for?
34:52I can go out any day, any night
34:55Baby, I'll take you now
34:57Take you now
34:58This is where at least people will spend the first week
34:59I mean, the zone's suffocating, don't we?
35:01Uh, a little bird told me that you freshmen need to get off your asses and go sell some raffle
35:06tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:18So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Okay, I heard carbs are good, though
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:54Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:04Hmm
36:06Well, maybe we work on
36:07Yeah
36:07Wording on that
36:08Yeah
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Boston fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27Yeah
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence
36:33Ow, New York
36:34Get out of here
36:36Hey, Delphi
36:38We love you
36:39But this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
36:57To have a beautiful
36:58Intelligence
37:01And that's right, Vegas fans
37:02I'm looking at you
37:03Garrett
37:04Thank you
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:07Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:09Please
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright?
37:19You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not
37:24He's a self-centered pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do
37:37Is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Because these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up
37:57For After Hours
38:02We're going to take a break from requests
38:05We're going to play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was going to sing your song
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shit
38:26Hey, well on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:30Back to sleep behind your glasses
38:32In a haze yellow world
38:36I'm going
38:36Alone enough for me to ask you
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt
38:43Echoes weaving through the water
38:46Keeping secrets in the night
38:48We are indivisible
38:50Together we're unknown but mine
38:54Together we're unknown but mine
38:56Together we're unknown but mine
38:57Together we're unknown but mine
38:58Flowers of our eyes reflect the sky
39:02Until I find I'm sinking into your
39:08Yellow, yellow, yellow rain
39:18What was it all for?
39:22Yellow, yellow rain
39:24Seeking into your
39:27Yellow, yellow rain
39:31No, it's catchy.
39:33It's catchy.
39:37Yellow, yellow.
39:43Yellow, yellow.
39:51There you are.
39:54What'd you think?
39:55What did...
39:56The song is not ready.
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02It's supposed to grab people.
40:04Like, make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:10They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18Kinda stopped fucking with my head.
40:21I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it. I put my heart on the line.
40:26You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:27How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You...
40:37You wanna feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:47I'm done.
40:49I'm done.
41:14I'm done.
41:15Congratulations to ...
41:16all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted but ...
41:22...
41:22...
41:22Not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests,
41:30changes of heart ...
41:32Remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:46Okay, yeah. Good night. Good night.
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird.
42:02Let the scars reach me like a mini-mean.
42:06Baby, make it easy.
42:08Backs against the wall.
42:10Baby, ease it all.
42:11I want you to...
42:13Change your mind.
42:15No.
42:16Maybe.
42:17Just every time we do this, I feel so...
42:19Amazing.
42:20Bad. I feel bad.
42:23Guilty.
42:23Wait. Are you Kathleen?
42:25No. I'm just a girl.
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I'm feeling.
42:30And I can't even do that right now.
42:32Because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head.
42:36I don't even know what to think.
42:37Then don't. Don't think.
42:40Tell me what you want.
42:43Alley Cat.
42:46Tell me what you want.
42:49And this is not a relationship, okay?
42:52No strings, no feelings, just sex.
42:54Just fucking kiss me.
42:56Immediately, you want to know how you want.
43:00So contract me.
43:00So contract me.
43:01I want to complete.
43:04Dreaming like you mean people.
43:05Meet how men can change me?
43:19They never want to survive you.
43:23For friends in the house.
43:25Real directly to thank the rest of the lens of your—
43:26this is a party parties are supposed to be fun are you having fun not really you yeah not really
43:36justin and i broke up oh not words i was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy
43:41i have two weeks to write another song there's plenty of time you and logan gonna be okay
43:49we'll be fine yesterday when he asked about your dad could have been an opening
43:54to tell him tell him what about thanksgiving what you told me phil's a dick logan knows that
44:05everybody does that's all they have to know yeah well what happens when phil shows up to a game
44:10when i win he nods and when i lose he says nothing he won't be that hard to ignore
44:17i think you should tell someone jensen logan they care about you i don't need them
44:24to know and that's why i have you i trust you
44:36you want to go home i wish i told della i'd oversee cleanup and i really should get started on
44:41the
44:42song okay you go i'm gonna stay at my place tonight you sure yeah you get some sleep for the
44:49game
44:49tomorrow big scary game against big scary saint ace you scared the shit out of them you know
44:56look how hard they're trying to please you oh they're not trying to please me
44:59they're trying to win which you will see you tomorrow okay be in the stands with the sign that
45:05says i heart diagram might be kind of hard to spot you there are a lot of those signs
45:09i hate you i love you too see you tomorrow yeah all right
45:18all right
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45:36all right
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