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Zombie Games 2020
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00:03:07Hello and thank you for tuning in to KNBC's Special News Report.
00:03:11Since the first signs of the virus, special forces teams have been sent out across America to illuminate the zombie
00:03:18crisis.
00:03:19What was first thought to be a simple infection, similar to a common cold, has now developed into a pandemic
00:03:25never seen before.
00:03:26Anyone who has struck down with this deadly disease first begins to shiver, then sweat.
00:03:32The government's first thought that it was nothing more than a bad cold was untrue.
00:03:37Within hours, the victims die.
00:03:39And once they are dead, they become zombies.
00:03:41These reanimated corpses of dead humans that are extremely violent, that will attack anything living to eat, kill, and infect
00:03:50in its path.
00:03:51Please do not take this warning lightly.
00:03:53It is a major problem.
00:03:55Warning.
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00:06:32Avoid individuals displaying signs of aggression at all costs.
00:06:37Repeating.
00:06:38This security alert is in effect until 12.00 PM Thursday Central Daylight Time.
00:06:44This warning may be extended at any point.
00:06:47Please stay tuned to 12.65 AM for real-time updates.
00:06:52This message will repeat.
00:07:22This message will be right back.
00:07:52This message will be right back.
00:07:55This is not a normal pandemic.
00:07:56This is a matter of life and death.
00:07:58Those of you that are not infected must stay at home.
00:08:01Lock your doors.
00:08:02Go into the basement and hide.
00:08:04Because if one of these creatures happens to bite you, you will change into the undead, like them.
00:08:08This is not scare tactics, folks.
00:08:11This is reality.
00:08:12All around the world, news reports are breaking that the undead are rising up and killing people.
00:08:18This is not a movie or a Halloween prank.
00:08:21This is reality.
00:08:22From London, Lisbon, Argentina, Paris, Rome, and Madrid.
00:08:27The same reports are coming in that the undead are alive and that they want to eat you.
00:08:33Nowhere on the streets is it safe.
00:08:35This virus takes no prisoners.
00:08:37We here at KNBC have been informed that the president is doing everything possible to fight this disease.
00:08:45He has his best people working on it.
00:08:47The head of the team is run by one Dr. Sylvia James, a Nobel Prize winner and an advisor to
00:08:54the president for some four years.
00:08:56Wait.
00:08:58Okay.
00:08:59Yes.
00:09:02We are getting an announcement coming through, folks.
00:09:05This is a newsflash.
00:09:06I repeat, this is a newsflash.
00:09:08The president has found a way to eradicate the zombie problem.
00:09:11He intends to detonate a bomb that will destroy any zombie alive.
00:09:16But we, the American public, must go into hiding.
00:09:19The president has been able to build a facility, a bunker known as Little Washington, that has been built below
00:09:26ground.
00:09:26And it will house a number of people who will be chosen for their abilities.
00:09:31Only 250,000 people will be able to be evacuated and moved into this facility.
00:09:37But as a way to open this up to the public, the president has come up with a way we
00:09:42can all compete.
00:09:43And that is called the Zombie Games.
00:09:46Ladies and gentlemen, I can now inform you that KNBC has been given the official license to televise this competition
00:09:54that will be known as the Zombie Games.
00:09:56And I will be hosting those games for you here at KNBC exclusively.
00:10:02But it doesn't end there.
00:10:04500 more people will be chosen from the viewers that picked the winner.
00:10:07It is a zombie lottery.
00:10:13500 more people will be chosen from the
00:10:58Hello and good evening.
00:11:00It has been six months since the outbreak of the virus and it seems to be taking its toll.
00:11:05As a reporter, Rick Borden reports from New York.
00:11:09Hello, Rick.
00:11:10Are you there?
00:11:12Hello, Jose.
00:11:13Yes, I am.
00:11:14Yes.
00:11:14Well, how are things in the sunny city of New York today?
00:11:18Well, Jose, I'm fine above what was the East River and the Manhattan Bridge and what looks like a devastation
00:11:23on the scale of a nuclear attack.
00:11:25With the undead destroying everything in its path, goodness knows how this was done, but I have never seen damage
00:11:31like this before.
00:11:32Not even in a war, especially so quickly.
00:11:35Jose, I've got to say that this is a very sad day in the state of New York.
00:11:40And one we will all remember for a very long time.
00:11:43As the debris bobs up and down in the sea, like corks in this once great port that is now
00:11:49covered in metal containers.
00:11:50Who would have ever thought that this could happen in America?
00:11:54Among the debris are the undead.
00:11:57Motionless, waiting for the next victim as they prowl before this apocalypse, like vultures.
00:12:02But beware, at any moment, these motionless creatures can come back to life and kill as soon as they smell
00:12:08humans.
00:12:09And their main source of food seems to be brains.
00:12:13As we fly towards Staten Island, goodness knows what we're going to see next.
00:12:18The vehicles left by the victims of the zombies litter the bridge, ravaged by time, goodness knows what else we're
00:12:25going to see.
00:12:30As I fly in the Staten Island, I can now see for the first time what the virus has done
00:12:35to this once great city and state of New York.
00:12:38I can't believe this.
00:12:40This is heartbreaking to see this once great city of New York, known to many around the world as the
00:12:45Big Apple, now in this state of devastation.
00:12:49Oh my goodness, even the Statue of Liberty has been toppled.
00:13:11This is unbelievable.
00:13:14There's thousands of them.
00:13:15They look like an army.
00:13:16As they make their way through the streets, they wish they would kill anything in their path.
00:13:20Nothing can stop them.
00:13:24There's a lot of them.
00:13:25There's a lot of them.
00:13:26There's a lot of them.
00:13:30There's a lot of them.
00:13:37There's a lot of them.
00:13:39There's a lot of them.
00:13:39There's a lot of them.
00:13:42There's a lot of them.
00:13:43There's a lot of them.
00:13:45There's a lot of them.
00:13:45There's a lot of them.
00:13:48There's a lot of them.
00:13:51There's a lot of them.
00:13:51There's a lot of them.
00:13:51There's a lot of them.
00:14:02What about the police, Rick? How are they coping?
00:14:05As for the police, they're not much out of the world.
00:14:08They're like the rest of us. They're all just trying to stay alive.
00:14:17Remember, Jose, still the best way to kill us are because of bulletproof.
00:14:21Show, no mercy.
00:14:31Rick, are you there?
00:14:33Yes, yes, I'm here.
00:14:35There are reports coming in that there are more incidents coming from the North Shore District.
00:14:40Maybe you could check that out for us while we go over to the President's daily press conference.
00:14:45It seems he has an idea to end this crisis.
00:14:52With no silver bullet to knock out the coronavirus, President Trump is suggesting medical experts look into exposing the human
00:15:00body to light and heat as a possible treatment.
00:15:03Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light.
00:15:10And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin
00:15:14or in some other way.
00:15:17President Trump even posing the question to Dr. Deborah Birx on his coronavirus task force.
00:15:22Deborah, have you ever heard of that, the heat and the light relative to certain viruses?
00:15:29Yes, but relative to this virus?
00:15:31Not as a treatment.
00:15:33I mean, certainly fever is a good thing when you have a fever.
00:15:37It helps your body respond.
00:15:39But not as I've not seen.
00:15:41It came after Bill Bryan, who leads Homeland Security's Science and Technology Division, said his researchers found the virus does
00:15:48not survive in warmer and more humid conditions.
00:15:51The virus dies the quickest in the presence of direct sunlight.
00:15:55But the virus has thrived in areas with more humid climates, like New Orleans and South Florida, and overseas in
00:16:01places like Singapore and Brazil.
00:16:03Bryan later added that heat alone would not kill the virus, and people should continue to follow social distancing guidelines.
00:16:10It would be irresponsible for us to say that we feel that the summer is just going to totally kill
00:16:15the virus, and that if it's a free-for-all, and that people ignore those guides, that is not the
00:16:20case.
00:16:20President Trump also pondering the possibility of injecting someone with a disinfectant.
00:16:26Then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute.
00:16:32And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning that you're
00:16:41going to have to use medical doctors with?
00:16:44But it sounds interesting to me.
00:16:49This morning, medical experts are nearly unanimous in saying that trying unproven treatments can prove to be very dangerous, especially
00:16:56ingesting or injecting disinfectants.
00:17:00In fact, the maker of Lysol has issued a warning this morning concerned that people may try it.
00:17:04The maker of Lysol saying was, we must be clear that under no circumstances should our disinfectant products be administered
00:17:11into the human body through injection, ingestion, or any other route.
00:17:15As with all products, our disinfectant and hygiene products should only be used as intended and in line with usage
00:17:22guidelines.
00:17:23The concern that people may try this at home.
00:17:26Well, there you have it.
00:17:28Direct reference from the president regarding this virus.
00:17:32Now, back to Rick Borden in Staten Island.
00:17:36Rick, are you there?
00:17:38Yes, Jose, I'm here with the other members of the First Corps.
00:17:41As we report, these things are devastation.
00:17:44As you can see, it is just as bad here as it was a special moment.
00:18:10As you can see, it is just as bad as it was a special moment.
00:18:11It's just as good as you can see it.
00:18:14Yes, Jose, I can see it.
00:18:14Oh, yes, Jose.
00:18:26Yeah, Jose, I can see it.
00:18:35Hello, Rick.
00:18:36We just had a message from the White House.
00:18:39They need us to go there immediately for a special announcement.
00:18:45Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
00:18:47Over the last few months, I've been giving some thought to these strange times.
00:18:51So I've come up with the solution.
00:18:54We must eradicate every zombie on the face of the earth.
00:18:58It won't be easy, but please don't worry, as I've made some difficult decisions on your behalf.
00:19:05And I've come up with the answer.
00:19:07The atom bomb.
00:19:10Over the last four years of my presidency, I've instructed the army to build a secret underground facility the size
00:19:18of Washington
00:19:19that will house enough people to repopulate the country after the pandemic is over
00:19:25and the atom bomb has destroyed all the zombies from the face of America,
00:19:30leaving it only suitable for cockroaches for a hundred years.
00:19:34But there is limited availability for places in this underground facility,
00:19:39so I have come up with a solution.
00:19:42And that is the zombie games.
00:19:46A lottery where each state will supply a person to compete in the games,
00:19:51and the winner will be the one that survives,
00:19:54allowing 10,000 people from that state to be housed at the facility.
00:19:58Each contestant would have to be a government employee and not an athlete to compete.
00:20:04It will be brains over brawn.
00:20:07This seemed to me to be the fairest way to allocate the remaining vacancies.
00:20:14So let the games begin, okay?
00:20:18So let the games begin.
00:20:20The contestants have been chosen for their various abilities.
00:20:24At the moment, they have been taken to a secret location that is encased by a force field,
00:20:28so that they can escape.
00:20:30They will be initiated and released into the open where they will fight to survive.
00:20:34The remaining person will be allocated a place within the underground bunker.
00:20:40So, ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:42you two could be a winner of the zombie games.
00:20:45Do you have your ticket?
00:20:47Have you been able to pick a winner?
00:20:49Do you know who it will be?
00:20:52Who will win the zombie games?
00:21:07Well, here they are, ladies and gentlemen, and good people of America,
00:21:10and those around the world that have been able to tune in to our channel.
00:21:15KNBC are proud to announce the contestants that will take part in the first zombie games.
00:21:21You heard our good president tell you why, and I am going to tell you who.
00:21:25Who? Yes, who.
00:21:27Who he has chosen to compete in the first zombie games and why.
00:21:31Here is a little background to each of our contestants.
00:21:35We start with contestant number one,
00:21:37Ralph Mancuso from Texas.
00:21:40He is an industrialist, oil man, and presidential supporter.
00:21:44A friend of the president for 30 years, not to mention a Republican campaigner.
00:21:49He has given the president almost $45 million,
00:21:52and as a thank you, the president has given him a ticket into the zombie games.
00:21:57The question is, can Ralph Mancuso win a place in Little Washington
00:22:01and be safe from all that fallout discharged from the atom bomb?
00:22:06Those big bucks to run for president don't grow on trees.
00:22:10So Ralph Mancuso digs deep into his pockets to help our president run for office.
00:22:16This is why he has got a chance.
00:22:18Where does he get his money?
00:22:20Well, Ralph Mancuso gets his money from illegal oil wells
00:22:23and the sweatshops he has throughout the country.
00:22:26But most of his illicit earnings come from weapons.
00:22:30Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Ralph Mancuso is an arms dealer.
00:22:33When the Taliban needed weapons, who do you think they contacted?
00:22:38That's right, Ralph Mancuso.
00:22:40I suppose the money has got to come from somewhere.
00:22:46Next, we have Louis Foxx from New York.
00:22:49This man doesn't mind a bit of blackmail.
00:22:51How do you think he got his ticket to the zombie games?
00:22:54Only the president knows.
00:22:56Louis Foxx is another of the president's supporters,
00:22:58and he is given $23 million to prove it.
00:23:01The stock exchange is his game of choice.
00:23:04When he isn't blackmailing powerful men, he's finding victims to help him.
00:23:08Once linked to Jeffrey Epstein, but never proven,
00:23:12Louis Foxx is keen to secure political contacts on his own.
00:23:16The zombie games is his way to gain entry into the underground bunker
00:23:20that we like to call Little Washington.
00:23:22Will he make it?
00:23:23Only time will tell.
00:23:27From Florida, we have Jennifer Osmond,
00:23:30campaigner and definitely not a president supporter.
00:23:33She's known for running the anti-president campaign
00:23:36and is constantly seen outside the White House with her followers,
00:23:40campaigning for the president to be impeached from government.
00:23:44When she isn't anti-campaigning,
00:23:46she's supporting various charities like PETA and LGBTQ community
00:23:51with her husband, Janice Dinglewhite,
00:23:54a British freelance producer with BBC Worldwide.
00:23:58She's a fan of Doctor Who, ladies and gentlemen.
00:24:01Jennifer Osmond was originally a director and shareholder of RJR Nabisco
00:24:06before the flotation and buyout by Henry Kravis.
00:24:10I bet she made a packet from that sale of cigarettes.
00:24:15Next from Illinois, we have Ben Hillman,
00:24:18Supreme Court judge and another friend of the president.
00:24:21Seen in the last election campaigning with Rudy Giuliani across America,
00:24:26Ben Hillman has his office in the Trump Tower in New York
00:24:29and a small penthouse apartment above it
00:24:32for those busy nights when he can't make it home to his good wife.
00:24:37Lucky for him, his girlfriend helps out with keeping the apartment clean when he isn't there.
00:24:42The president wants Ben Hillman to head the list of federal judges in the Senate.
00:24:46To prove himself a worthy candidate,
00:24:49Hillman has decided to compete in the zombie games
00:24:52to show the president that he is a worthy member
00:24:54and wants to gain the president's trust on the next ticket
00:24:57as he hopes to run for office himself one day.
00:25:01That's if he lasts in the zombie games.
00:25:05Reality star and supposed girlfriend of the president,
00:25:08Rosemary Dolphin,
00:25:09known throughout America as Dolphin Hashtag.com.
00:25:13Her claim to fame is her appearance on various TV shows
00:25:16like The Apprentice,
00:25:17The Happy Hooker,
00:25:18Celeb Date,
00:25:19Fantasy Love Island,
00:25:21The Doctor Wants to See You,
00:25:22and the president's favorite,
00:25:24Naked Attraction.
00:25:27Finally, we have Dr. Sylvia James,
00:25:29a chemist in the mold of Maria Slodowska Curry,
00:25:33born in Iowa in the early 60s
00:25:35and moved to Washington in 1972,
00:25:38winner of the Nobel Prize in 94.
00:25:41Worked on various vaccines throughout her medical career,
00:25:44responsible for developing Viagra
00:25:46before being hired by the government in 2012.
00:25:50And since the election of the president,
00:25:52she has secretly been working directly under him.
00:25:55Over the last four years,
00:25:56she has been working on a vaccine
00:25:58to eradicate any likely virus
00:26:00that might arise from China
00:26:02or any other foreign territory
00:26:04that might be against the United States.
00:26:06She was chosen to be a part of the zombie games
00:26:09directly by the president,
00:26:11stating that he thought it was her duty
00:26:13to be part of this great institution.
00:26:17Let the games begin!
00:26:20Let the games begin!
00:26:56We'll be right back!
00:26:57Let the games begin!
00:26:58Let the games begin!
00:26:59Let the games begin!
00:27:01Let the games begin!
00:27:28Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first zombie games, brought to you exclusively by
00:27:34news station KMBC.
00:27:37The first contestant we have tonight is Ralph Van Cussel from the state of Texas.
00:27:49Next we have Lewis Fox from the state of New York.
00:28:04Number three is Jennifer Osman from the state of Florida.
00:28:16Number four is Ben Hillman from the state of Illinois.
00:28:29Number five is Rosemary Dolphin from the state of California.
00:28:40Number six is Dr. Sylvia James who developed the vaccine that caused this pandemic.
00:28:47But we mustn't hold that against her ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:52So there you have it.
00:28:55Six contestants ready to take part.
00:28:58But do they know what they have let themselves in for?
00:29:04Only time will tell.
00:29:06Well.
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00:29:42Hello, everyone.
00:29:44ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the outpost. You've all been chosen to
00:29:51represent your state. It's a great honor and one I'm sure your governor will
00:29:56appreciate if you get to win. A map along with a compass has been placed inside
00:30:03your jumpsuit. It will show the whereabouts of two weapons and one bottle
00:30:09of water. You'll need the water to survive the heat but if someone finds one
00:30:15of the weapons first they can steal the water from you. So it's problematic I know
00:30:22which one to choose but there's only enough time to get one item. Will it be
00:30:29one of the weapons or will it be the water? You'll need the water before dying
00:30:34from heat exhaustion so you may think that you can run to safety instead. On
00:30:42the front of each of your jumpsuits is a tracking unit containing an action
00:30:47camera which will show your every move. Each contestant will be monitored by the
00:30:53tracking unit they carry but if a contestant thinks they can just throw the
00:30:57tracker away and run to safety, one of the many drones following them will kill the
00:31:04contestant trying to get away. You have three days to get back to the
00:31:09outposts. That's 72 hours and by 6 a.m. if you are still alive you have not only won
00:31:20the games you will be rescued and taken back to safety. Oh wait there's just one
00:31:28last thing. All contestants that are killed will turn into zombies after they are dead
00:31:36thanks to the concoction you've just been given. It's the vaccine invented by Dr.
00:31:43Sylvia James. Here's my last patients. I forgot you can't see. Oh it's harmless when
00:31:53you're alive but when you're dead it reacts to the cells in your body once your
00:31:59heart stops beating. So you can't let yourself get killed if you don't want to
00:32:04change into one of the undead. Only your ingenuity will enable you to survive and
00:32:12enter the president's underground city. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the
00:32:17zombie games. And now to the wall where we can see how contestants are progressing.
00:32:38The games have finally begun folks.
00:33:02And you're almost as going on.
00:33:02And you're still alive, you're still alive.
00:33:03You're still alive.
00:33:08And you're still alive.
00:33:08And you're still alive.
00:33:36Oh
00:33:51Oh
00:34:22It's day 47
00:34:25Of the
00:34:26What started as civil unrest
00:34:31Has turned into a full-fledged battle
00:34:35For survival
00:34:37We fight
00:34:38Not only for our lives
00:34:43But for our country
00:34:47It is indeed
00:34:50A sad day
00:35:10As we come into the clearing we can hear the drone
00:35:13Of course this is being completely televised
00:35:17For some of us it's the last thing we'll ever see
00:35:21For others it's the beginning of their new lives
00:35:24Stay tuned
00:35:40Sadly
00:35:42The name of the game has become
00:35:44Body count
00:35:46I'm at three on the day
00:35:49And we still have a long
00:35:51Way to go
00:35:56Ta-da! Success
00:35:59And we still have a long way to go
00:36:03People can come from anywhere
00:36:04At any time
00:36:11So
00:36:16Day 47
00:36:25Go back to my hiding place
00:36:29All the best to everyone else out there
00:36:33As you can see on the screen
00:36:35Each of the contestants have their own way of doing things
00:36:39But no one seems to be crossing the other's path at this time
00:36:43But what will happen when
00:36:45Two of them meet up
00:36:59Wait a minute
00:37:00They have changed direction
00:37:01And they are now both heading for weapon number one
00:37:05The knife
00:37:19Ta-da!
00:37:24mutations
00:37:24movies
00:37:25movies
00:37:25movies
00:37:25movies
00:37:25movies
00:37:25Ten
00:37:26locked
00:37:58Well, it looks like contestant number one, Ralph Mancuso from the state of Texas, has
00:38:04made help his mind to go for weapon number one, the knife.
00:38:20Look, look, we have another contestant with the same idea, Lewis Fox from the state of
00:38:27New York.
00:38:28Yes, and they are going for the same weapon.
00:38:34This will be interesting, ladies and gentlemen.
00:38:36Come in.
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00:39:07Come in.
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00:40:06Come in.
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00:40:25Come in.
00:41:27Okay, we have someone finally taking a risk.
00:41:32Contestant number four is going for the water bottle.
00:41:54It seems contestant Ben Hillman from the state of Illinois has found the water battle.
00:42:00Well, we have a drone at the water point to capture the moment.
00:42:23Oh shit, what you want?
00:42:26Can I have some?
00:42:28Sweeto, listen, I may be young, but I wasn't born yesterday.
00:42:30You kidding me?
00:42:31I need this for the rest of the mission.
00:42:35What about a trade?
00:42:38A trade?
00:42:39Like what?
00:42:44What do you think?
00:42:46Is this worth a little drop?
00:42:51Well, it's definitely worth a drop.
00:42:53Not out of the whole bottle, but...
00:42:54Oh!
00:43:00Hey!
00:43:05Did you see that?
00:43:07What a shot, ladies and gentlemen!
00:43:09And what an inventive way of getting that bottle of water!
00:43:12Not to mention, with her own weapon as well!
00:43:16That's how you play the zombie games here at KNBC!
00:43:20So, well done, Miss Dolphin from the state of California!
00:43:24She must be one of the frontrunners for winning this contest!
00:43:46Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen!
00:43:48Two down, and now, only four to go!
00:43:51But, who will be the winner?
00:43:53Let's have a recap of what has happened so far!
00:44:27We'll see you next time!
00:44:53Oh
00:44:58With two magnificent kills already, what do we have to come now that the night time has fallen on our
00:45:04little band of merry contestants?
00:45:08Let us see what they are currently up to.
00:45:54Let us see what they are currently up to.
00:46:20Let us see what they are currently up to.
00:46:49Let us see what they are currently up to.
00:47:25Let us see what they are currently up to.
00:47:45Let us see what they are currently up to.
00:48:13So, let's go.
00:48:23I don't know.
00:49:06it looks like one of our contestants is looking to get worn not a good idea if
00:49:13they want to stay safe and not get murdered by one of the other contestants
00:49:50so
00:49:56so
00:50:21Help me.
00:50:23I need water.
00:50:26Don't we all?
00:51:02Oh, that is vicious.
00:51:04That is what we need.
00:51:09Yes, that is what we need.
00:51:13Because if he fights like that to stay alive, he sure is going to be one formidable foe for any
00:51:20of the other contestants.
00:51:36Well, ladies and gentlemen, three down and three to go.
00:51:41Well, with the murders of Ralph Mancuso, Ben Hillman, and lastly, Jennifer Osman, we are getting to know who the
00:51:48winner might be as we whittle down the contestants.
00:51:53Hmm.
00:51:55Hmm.
00:51:56What is left?
00:51:58The politician, the reality star, or the scientist?
00:52:02Hmm.
00:52:02Now let's see what the odds are for these contestants.
00:52:18Well, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
00:52:21Fox 95%, Dolphin 35%, and James 15%.
00:52:26Looks like the good doctor isn't long for this world, even though she has the drop on Dolphin at the
00:52:33moment.
00:52:34But we all know how that can change in these games.
00:52:37As a way to advise us on combat skills within these games, we're going to go over to General Gantry,
00:52:44who is now retired, but still an advisor to the president and was one of the architects to these games.
00:52:51General Gantry, are you there?
00:52:55Yes, I am.
00:52:58What can you tell us about these games, General?
00:53:02Well, we're looking at one hell of a display, especially by Fox.
00:53:09Two magnificent kills in the games has only been underway for less than 24 hours so far.
00:53:17I can't see what is going to happen next.
00:53:22Did you advise the president about having these games, General?
00:53:27Well, I don't want to take all the credit, as an achievement like this takes many people to implement.
00:53:38What was the president's thoughts when you approached him with this idea?
00:53:45Well, the president is a clever guy, and he could see straight away what a game-changer this could be
00:53:53for our country, especially after the vaccine went so badly.
00:53:59Game-changer, General!
00:54:03Yes, brains and strength will win over the week.
00:54:08What about the disabled in these calculations of yours?
00:54:12Well, I am afraid if they can't walk to the new bunker, they aren't going to be any good to
00:54:20us.
00:54:22That's a bit controversial, General!
00:54:27We wouldn't be having these problems if it was for Dr. James.
00:54:34So why is she in the games, General? To teach her a lesson?
00:54:39No, not exactly.
00:54:42Then what?
00:54:44The president wanted her to take part. Give the games a scientific angle to it. And who better than the
00:54:53person who developed the vaccine?
00:54:56But what if she wins?
00:54:59At 15%, can you see the good doctor getting through to the next round? And if she does, we still
00:55:07have the undead for her to deal with.
00:55:14I'm sorry, General, but we're ready to go back to the games and see what the two ladies are up
00:55:18to.
00:55:41Step 2.
00:55:41Step 2.
00:55:57Step 3.
00:55:58Step 3.
00:56:00Please, immense.
00:56:00Step 3.
00:56:00Step 3.
00:56:00Step 4.
00:56:01Step 3.
00:56:02Take 3.
00:56:02Step 4.
00:56:04Step 3.
00:56:04Step 4.
00:56:05Step 5.
00:56:06Step 6.
00:56:09Step 4.
00:56:20oh shit that'll be pointless really think I'm gonna let you go after I killed the others
00:56:29what are you gonna do just leave me here to die
00:56:35no I'm gonna pin you down rip off that jumpsuit
00:56:39fuck you like you've never been fucked before then I'll leave what's left of you
00:56:45for the vultures not before I finish off these mushrooms you've been hiding in
00:56:50your pocket
00:57:02this was so easy I'm gonna have four bullets left but it's gonna be worth it
00:57:07see your brain splatter of all the place causing all this is that before after
00:57:13you fuck me now with contestants dead and only remaining not to mention that one
00:57:21of those is captive to the other our odds seem less than favorable for our good
00:57:31doctor
00:57:33what's happening
00:57:34what's happening
00:57:40I hope you enjoyed those mushrooms
00:57:43no
00:57:44those are gonna do your last meal
00:58:06You're not looking so good any more, Fox.
00:58:15Wow! I never saw that coming!
00:58:35Hey! You don't look like a scientist. What are you doing here?
00:58:39Same as you. Trying to get my place in the new Washington. Who do you represent?
00:58:45I don't.
00:58:49Okay, so what short stride did you think? Or did you piss someone off you shouldn't have?
00:58:54I don't know. I just ended up here. I don't know.
00:59:00Wait a minute. I recognize you. I've seen you on the TV. You're that doctor that caused all this shit
00:59:05we're all afraid of.
00:59:07That's what they're telling people, but don't believe everything you hear.
00:59:11Yes, girl. You created all this shit.
00:59:16Let's go.
00:59:27You gonna hold that on me the whole time?
00:59:29Yeah. I don't trust you.
00:59:32Where are we going?
00:59:34You see. I heard something, okay?
00:59:39Don't try.
00:59:45You know how to use it.
00:59:46You know how to use it?
00:59:47I sure do.
00:59:48You want me to try?
00:59:55Stay back, okay? Just stay back.
01:00:03Back. Get back.
01:00:10Okay, that's enough.
01:00:11Where are we going?
01:00:13I'll show you. Just follow me.
01:00:27Okay, folks. What do we have here? Some girl-on-girl action.
01:00:32Well, let's see what the good doctor does to Miss Rosemary Dolphin from the state of California.
01:00:39Why don't you get ahead of me?
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:48What?
01:00:50What?
01:00:51Why are you fucking with me?
01:00:52Trust me, I know when someone's tracking me. It's been happening my whole life.
01:00:58You never told me.
01:00:59What are you? Special Forces? Is that why you're out here?
01:01:05Special Forces?
01:01:06Mm-hmm.
01:01:08No.
01:01:11I'm a reality star?
01:01:13What?
01:01:14Just like the Kardashians.
01:01:16Oh, God.
01:01:21Are you telling me you haven't seen me on Love Boat?
01:01:25I don't watch Love Boat.
01:01:28Tennessee Island?
01:01:29Nope.
01:01:32Celebrity date?
01:01:33No.
01:01:34No.
01:01:37Oh, girl.
01:01:39What have you been doing with your life?
01:01:42I get paid big bucks to flash these tits on TV.
01:01:47I am a streaming sensation.
01:01:51Hashtag dolphin.
01:01:54What the fuck does that mean?
01:01:57Aww.
01:01:59Anyway, I am a very good friend of the president, if you know what I mean.
01:02:04And he told me that if I won this competition, I would get paid $10 million.
01:02:10That's enough to retire.
01:02:13I'm getting too old to sleep with every casting director and business name.
01:02:17Wow.
01:02:21Did you hear that?
01:02:23No.
01:02:24What?
01:02:24What are you hearing?
01:02:26Voices?
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:32Okay.
01:02:32I believe you.
01:02:45Shit.
01:02:50I don't know.
01:02:51This is like a...
01:02:53No.
01:02:54I'm not giving you the gun.
01:02:57Reality star.
01:02:59Hashtag dolphin.
01:03:01Can you tell me?
01:03:03No.
01:03:04No.
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:06I'm so jealous.
01:03:07You're so cute.
01:03:08I'm so, so jealous.
01:03:11You're so cute.
01:03:12It's a little weird.
01:03:12I wonder what they're doing with me.
01:03:16These people.
01:03:20Hey, my camera made a noise.
01:03:22I don't know if it needs a battery.
01:03:23No.
01:03:23No.
01:03:24No.
01:03:25No.
01:03:26No.
01:03:26No.
01:03:26No.
01:03:27I'm soty.
01:03:28Merry Christmas.
01:03:28Ok.
01:03:32Bye-bye.
01:03:33Almost.
01:03:41Greetings.
01:03:43I'm tellin' you.
01:03:45Don't get so far ahead of me, come on now.
01:03:47You're scared?
01:03:48Why don't you give me the gun?
01:03:49Because you're a fucking, you're crazy.
01:03:53I'm the one that knows where people are and knows when someone is out here.
01:03:58Okay, okay.
01:04:00So, now we have a winner.
01:04:04Dr. Sylvia James, the very same doctor that developed the vaccine that caused the zombie catastrophe.
01:04:11Who would have thought that the good doctor would get through to the winner's circle?
01:04:16Well, quite a feat, but will she survive?
01:04:19And what is next installed for her?
01:04:48Okay.
01:05:02So, now we have a lot of questions.
01:05:06Let's go.
01:05:07Okay.
01:05:07Okay.
01:05:13I'm sorry.
01:05:14I'm sorry.
01:05:14I'm sorry.
01:05:14I'm sorry.
01:05:15I'm sorry.
01:05:15I'm sorry.
01:05:25I don't know.
01:05:47This part of the proceedings will be slightly different, as the drones have been sent out to track each contestant
01:05:54as they make their way to the outpost, which is now full of CCTV cameras, ready to get every angle
01:06:01of the action for all you viewers out there in TV land.
01:06:04The only difference with these contestants that Dr. James will face is that their bodies are now ravaged by the
01:06:12vaccine she invented.
01:06:15So now, instead of the people you saw over the last few days, they're members of the undead.
01:06:22It's like the children are coming back to their mother to play.
01:06:46Hello?
01:06:48Congratulations, Dr. James. You're the winner of the first Zombie Games.
01:06:53That was very clever of you. The way you got rid of your other opponents.
01:06:58I especially liked the way you poisoned the contestant from the state of New York.
01:07:03Mushrooms. Ingenious, if I say so myself. You have quite a survival instinct.
01:07:12So when are you gonna get me out of here?
01:07:15You still have six hours before you are lifted out of the area. If you are still alive, of course.
01:07:21I've done everything. I've created a pandemic for you. I've killed the representatives from the other state.
01:07:28Just to clear the way for your third term without resistance.
01:07:33Yes, but there is one problem, Doctor. Not only do you know all about it, but you are the only
01:07:38person with the antidote.
01:07:40That was not the agreement.
01:07:43Maybe not. But I'm the President, and what I want, I get.
01:07:48So either you tell me where you've hidden the antidote, or you can continue to play the Zombie Games.
01:07:55Good night, Doctor. See you on the other side. If you make it.
01:08:04Fuck you, Mr. President!
01:08:07Shit! Shit!
01:08:10See if I vote for you.
01:08:21Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to the proceedings.
01:08:25Dr. James has reached the outpost and is locked safely inside, or so she thinks.
01:08:34The remaining contestants have come back to life and are making their way to the outpost to stop her.
01:08:40But, unknown to the doctor, we've made the proceedings a little more interesting.
01:08:47The very drug that she invented is now going to be fired into the cloud.
01:09:17What the fuck was that?
01:09:20I have come back to life.
01:09:47Thanks for listening.
01:09:59I'm outta here bye.
01:10:00Bye-bye.
01:10:02Bye!
01:10:07Thank you very much for coming, appreciate it, bye-bye.
01:10:10Thank you very much, uh, bye-bye.
01:10:13Bye-bye.
01:10:14Bye-bye.
01:10:15Go have a good day, bye.
01:10:16Bye-bye.
01:10:17Bay bye.
01:10:18Bye-bye
01:10:19Bye-bye
01:10:20to Iowa
01:10:21Bye-bye
01:10:21and to other places
01:10:23Bye-bye, bye!
01:10:24Bye-bye, bye!
01:10:25Bye-bye!
01:10:25Bye, folks!
01:10:26Bye-bye, folks!
01:10:27That's it, bye-bye.
01:10:28Wave goodbye.
01:10:29Bye-bye!
01:10:31Bye!
01:10:32Bye bye!
01:10:39Bye-bye, see you sometime,
01:10:45bye bye, good luck,
01:10:46bye bye, have fun!
01:10:48Bye bye, we're leaving,
01:10:49bye!
01:10:49Enjoy yourself!
01:10:51Bye bye!
01:10:51Enjoy yourself!
01:10:52We're leaving!
01:10:52Bye.
01:10:53Bye-bye.
01:10:54Gotta get on the plane.
01:10:55Bye-bye.
01:10:56Bye-bye, darling.
01:10:58Bye-bye, Frank.
01:10:59You're a wonderful guy.
01:11:00Bye, everybody.
01:11:01I can go home now.
01:11:02Goodbye, everybody.
01:11:03Bye-bye.
01:11:03I'm going.
01:11:04I'll go to Turnberry.
01:11:05I'll go someplace that I own, and I'll enjoy my life, and that's the end of that.
01:11:08Bye-bye.
01:11:09We're finished.
01:11:10We're finished.
01:11:11Goodbye, everybody.
01:11:12And that's the end.
01:11:13And everyone says, oh, that was fun.
01:11:22I'll go someplace else if I can do it.
01:11:23I'm going to answer your face right now.
01:11:23It's a part of this question.
01:11:23You
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