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⛸️️🏒O f f C a m p u s ️⛸️️🏒 - Episode 2
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:15I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:16What a shame!
03:19I said, are you gonna die?
03:22I said, are you gonna die?
03:34I said, are you gonna die?
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after, like, a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:58Got to work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Come on now.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you? What's your deal?
04:15Careful. Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:22Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there. No worries.
04:43Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean!
04:56Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is a heathen.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers
05:26and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34No, nothing. Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
06:06individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:34Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter, I'm not doing August 19th.
06:57Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't...
07:36Like, we're just a little predictable, Sol.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a breakup part, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:16Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, no, yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:27Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism, honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:22I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What?
10:25Pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:31oup advertising.
10:36Is he looking, or you can't tell?
10:41Nope.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57...push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were unwanted?
11:12And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:25We missed.
11:28Don't miss.
11:28I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't miss.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on. It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me. Hear me. We have a proclamation. Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
12:02Whoo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo. After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
12:18morning.
12:19Mm-hmm. So be there. Or be there. There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:24Yes.
12:38That is all. That is all. Thank you.
12:41That was a lot.
12:42That's Dean and Beau for you. They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait. Justin is in Beau's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know. This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What? No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you? Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah. Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again, you just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36I just got a point.
14:37And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:41So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4pm Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:08Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us?
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets at 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%?
15:20And then, um, give 10...
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34I expect the best of myself.
15:35Do you have any other pre-game rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be...
16:10Hey.
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:28You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35Can...
16:35Can't you just speak to his professor?
16:38Or...
16:38Dean?
16:39Or whatever?
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean...
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:46Yeah, you know, uh...
16:48Do you know who his dad is?
16:49Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:57He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:03Mm-hmm.
17:07Wait.
17:11Hey!
17:12Thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:39Hey.
17:39You know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46We'll reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh...
17:53Locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself. I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:49See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:04No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:37Don't.
19:40Blush.
19:42Blush.
19:43I'll kick off.
19:43No kissing.
19:51No kissing.
19:54What?
19:55No effect.
19:57No.
20:01uh he was just trying to prove a point it kind of feels like i just did
20:08and now it's my turn
20:15i'm gonna kiss you
20:19okay
20:29am i blushing now
20:45it's here folks our first away game of the season the briarhawks have dominated the chatham
20:51flovers in the past but since it's dealer rentals birthday today we all know his mind is already
20:56on the after party am i right but we've got a good crowd here tonight
21:02briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance as always
21:14first game
21:17yeah i know we can seem like a lot but we don't bite i swear
21:21oh thanks
21:27just stick by jewels i mean their play-by-play is a lifesaver my first time thanks
21:36hey here we go you got this boys come on now this is a tough game for the flovers folks
21:42hey hey right here right here
21:44yeah let's fucking go
21:46come on baby
21:47hey hey jeez
21:50hey here we go
21:50fire has control of the puck
21:52logan
21:52logan
21:53there you go
21:53logan back to graham
21:54move it move it
21:54move it move it move it
21:56these two are passing it back and forth like chlamydia during a welcome week
22:00come on guys let someone else have a turn it's only fair
22:02come on baby
22:04come on baby
22:07damn so close
22:09come on
22:10chatham tries to get the puck the fuck out of town
22:11get him baby
22:12but graham's right there with the interception
22:14come on g pass it up
22:17come on take it up take it up take it up
22:19graham takes the loan in
22:22yes
22:23oh
22:25oh
22:25oh
22:27pups absolutely pounding the chatham clovers
22:29okay
22:32i'm dead
22:32o know
22:34oh
22:34he's good
22:35yeah
22:36problem is
22:37he knows it
22:39hocks hocks hocks hocks hocksvorah
22:47ah
22:54hey, dearie, baby
23:00Let's go, set him up.
23:07Right here.
23:15You fucking dude.
23:17Hey, hey, damn money.
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:26Tampon, Tampon, Tampon, Tampon, Tampon, Tampon, Tampon, Tampon, Tampon.
23:40Come on, man.
23:41You smabit.
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:47Come on, man.
23:47I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:59In love with you.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:04Oh, shit.
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new.
24:16what holy shit i mean you totally nailed boy hot good because i feel like an absolute cliche
24:24of any sign of justin no uh not yet but he'll be here sigtile takes birthdays very seriously
24:31okay thanks man uh no thanks i don't drink at parties oh yeah no worries i'm not a big
24:38drinker either one on practice nights five after a game no exceptions seems pretty strict
24:42do you think i was born with these apps so what's next it's your favorite actually are you ready for
24:49this
24:57hockey shots
25:00hockey shots oh shit yeah get it now you you're not a vampire yeah yeah sorry garrett's tutor but uh
25:08they're cute but we need you let's go it's a starting line tradition when we win bad luck if
25:12we don't exactly so we're doing it because tonight we beat chad's ass that's right let's go all right
25:17come on come on come on sorry
25:25it's okay
25:28come on
25:31come on
25:32come on
25:33come on
25:45Hey!
25:47Hey!
25:49Jesus!
25:50Class!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:10Hi, uh... What?
26:12Garrett. We all thought he was just a very bad vampire, but here you are.
26:16Looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos...
26:30Not his style. Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor...
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:41What?
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So... Ben Affleck?
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09A house like this? A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:15Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really.
27:30John...
27:30My brother.
27:31John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks
27:39flew as they do when people...
27:43Sorry, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh my God, no.
27:51You're just... different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man. I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know. Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Hmm.
28:20Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:34Cute. Uh...
28:36Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother.
28:55But he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny.
29:02And really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:06Hey, uh, sorry that took so long, couldn't find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:18Thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:42Good work.
29:43Good work.
29:45Good work.
29:47Good work.
29:55Good work.
30:07Great work.
30:08Now I know that it just can't be this way
30:13I can't see you straight, and my hands are tied
30:16I could be a type from your zombie bites
30:20Now I can't see you straight, but the feeling's tied
30:25Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:41That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04This is to my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party, speak, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up
31:29Woo!
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:35You know we're running tonight on the floor
31:39You know we're running tonight on the floor
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:36You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy.
32:41Right?
32:49Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:06Come on.
33:07What?
33:16Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested.
33:24Now we gotta go.
33:27Nobody's talking to someone.
33:32Hey.
33:33Watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
33:59I feel so blue.
34:01I feel so blue.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:12My baby, don't look for me.
34:15But I get lost in off these trees.
34:17See my soul, but it's not me.
34:19I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe.
34:22My baby's no good for me.
34:24No good for me.
34:25No.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:50I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny.
35:00Seems like I just did.
35:01Oh, my God.
35:01You're so stubborn.
35:04You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa.
35:15You're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:36It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:39Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:44Okay.
35:46Okay.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah, you get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43There's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:47I mean, skating was the fun part.
36:53Pressure was...
36:55Getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and...
37:06Lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37I spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41But if I stopped, I...
37:44I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah.
38:01Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:10And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:23Oh my god, no.
38:25Turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:28Oh my god, no.
38:37Turn that off.
38:39That's so embarrassing.
38:40When a girl meets boy.
38:43It's awkward, confusing.
38:45Can't tell if it's love or it's hate.
38:49When hands breaks reaching for some...
38:54When a girl meets boy.
38:55Can't tell if it's love or it's hate.
38:56Reaching for something to get us with all that a pain,
38:57In high school.
38:58When the girl meets boy.
39:10Beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:16Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:24Octopage
39:30I gotta tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game,
39:37I was...
39:40struggling
39:42and then
39:44I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels
39:56I saw you in the green room
40:01saying it out loud
40:02I realized that sounds creepy, but
40:08you were so, like, genuine, you know?
40:15Like, free
40:20You centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on
40:35Let me see
40:42We did it!
40:44Yeah, we did it
40:47Wait, I have just a thing
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of the bitch's back?
40:50Yeah, of course
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie
40:52Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's version?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:58Gonna pretend you didn't just say that?
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram
41:16Uh, no
41:17No, I-I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's, like, scary
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know
41:33Uh, but I-I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase
41:38But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:45I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:35I mean, there's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39Yeah, I mean, just asking for help
42:41Pretentious douches love that shit
42:43He is not a pretentious douche
42:48Okay, yeah, whatever you say
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm
43:03Their Coachella set will change your life
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44:12Oh, no.
44:15Go.
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44:45Anna.
44:47Hi. Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No. No.
45:23Go.
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