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️⛸️️🏒 O f f C a m p u s ️⛸️️🏒 - Episode 1
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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:03all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:40Thank you
06:41Thank you
06:41I don't need to know
06:41What a dude
06:42What a boy
06:59It puts Dad
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts. Don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:22Hannah, we're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment!
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Garrett?
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27You'll be in tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a little experience.
10:33You in it?
10:34I don't know.
10:34I don't know.
10:41Smells good, Chuck.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50What's up, bro?
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be any.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Chuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Look at that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I mean, I'm gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
11:59Graham?
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:18I'm visualization.
12:19I'm sorry.
12:35I'm sorry.
12:40Thanks.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know. I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly. You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Paul is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about him.
13:24Okay, have you seen him? He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know. Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested and then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah, I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy
15:21us this.
15:23Can't somebody else if we're in the world?
15:26Who's not going to get with them the same?
15:29I don't have any money.
15:30I don't have any money.
15:31If you're a sinner, you're the one who's doing this.
15:34I don't know what we will do.
15:35Change my head, change your clothes.
15:38My cheap tattoos, if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my hips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, somebody would a body or somebody to me.
15:56Oh, my God.
16:31Oh, my God.
16:54Oh, my God.
17:05I've missed you.
17:12I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay.
17:34Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:39You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garen.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:05Oh.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38Oh, you won't.
19:42Oh, you won't.
19:44Oh, you won't.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're the best of mine.
19:50Come on.
19:51Hey, baby.
19:52Burn his eat.
19:54Find that treat.
19:55Oh, burn his eat.
19:57Find that treat.
19:59Burn his eat.
20:01Find that treat.
20:02That's good.
20:02That's good.
20:03No, I take it back.
20:04Oh, I take it back.
20:10Move, move, move.
20:12Come on, come on.
20:15Find that treat.
20:17Huh?
20:18What do I mean?
20:19Come on.
20:22Find that treat.
20:26Find that treat.
20:28Woo.
20:29Find that treat.
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39House says...
20:40Nay.
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:03Hey, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable.
21:20Right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend
21:50more time in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:57Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
22:38All right.
22:40All right.
22:41All right.
22:43All right.
22:43All right.
22:44All right.
22:45All right.
22:45All right.
22:45All right.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's, like, halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song,
23:55and I fail a pop showcase,
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey.
24:09You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page
24:22all night,
24:23and I have literally no idea
24:25what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:42Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well,
24:48something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:57you weren't supposed to open
24:59that balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38I know.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Have a game.
25:44I know you like it.
25:45I have to make something
25:46you can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order
25:59for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:09Oh, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan
26:13or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment
26:31with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you
26:50that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you
26:53that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here
26:57to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like,
26:59a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls
27:08throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one
27:32who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off
27:38on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43that doesn't eject its players
27:44for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down
27:46and points in actual strategies
27:48to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:01Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know,
28:31got to keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm
28:37with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands
28:40this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here
29:09to congratulate me
29:10or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier,
29:13but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No, no thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like,
29:32two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see Anthony...
29:46I didn't answer my phone
29:47because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man
29:52and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:57Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:59Boy.
30:00Boy.
30:11Boy.
30:27I think he has the potential,
30:33honestly,
30:33to have a bigger impact
30:35than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear
30:37what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:40I just fucking need it.
30:41What?
30:42What are you doing?
30:42I'm at the table
30:44a thousand to play.
30:45You're going to be gone to him now.
30:56Derek Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play
30:59that mean physical game
31:00and he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:08Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him
31:16everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal
31:19and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see
31:46what kind of player
31:47Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that.
31:58You know, Garrett
31:58doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do
32:00the repeat hookups thing.
32:02He's been hooking up
32:02since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly,
32:05he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you
32:09they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:26Oh, my God.
32:30Oh, my God.
32:35Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:41Hey, Garrett!
34:32Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
35:00Hey, Garrett!
35:02Hey, Garrett!
35:05Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:31Hey, Garrett!
35:40Hey, Garrett!
35:43Hey, Garrett!
35:43Hey, Garrett!
35:47Oh!
35:47It took!
35:50Oh!
35:53Oh!
35:54Oh!
35:57Oh!
36:00Oh!
36:02Oh!
36:06Oh!
36:06Welcome back!
36:07Yeah.
36:07Thought we lost you for a minute there.
36:09Oh!
36:10Oh!
36:12I'm a bitch!
36:14I'm a bitch!
36:15Oh!
36:15Oh!
36:15I'm a bitch!
36:16I'm a bitch!
36:19I can bitch!
36:22Cause I'm better than you!
36:23It's the way that I move it's a female
36:26broad!
36:29Hey!
36:30Yeah!
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch!
36:35Bitch!
36:36Your, bitch is bad!
36:40You make me make me make me say
36:42Bitch!
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:00Go-go. Go-go. Go-go.
37:05Go-go.
37:07Try something.
37:10Go-go.
37:12Go-go.
37:13Go to your office.
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this. You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever. Hi. I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an out, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't know. What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole. And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no. I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup.
38:11I really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look... Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too. Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:47Oh, yes, bitch! That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over. I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I-I talked to him earlier. He's not good.
39:04Just stop thinking this.
39:07No, this is why we pre-game. Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl. Look how courage!
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Colt.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
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