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The Hundred with Andy Lee 2021 Season 9 Episode 4
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00:00Tonight, 100 Australians from all logs of life are zooming in from across the country
00:06to be asked any question.
00:08They'll be joined by Mike Goldstein, Ron Lewis and Pete Hellier in a battle to find out who
00:14knows Australia best.
00:16Well, it's all come down to this on The 100 with Andy Lee.
00:24Good evening, I'm Andy Lee and welcome to another episode of The 100, the show only
00:29made possible by the 100 people up there who perfectly represent the cross-section of Australia.
00:34That means, according to the stats, 27 people up there have been a first responder at an
00:39accident.
00:40Just because you're first doesn't always mean you're helpful.
00:53Tonight, I'll be joined by three Aussie legends.
00:56First, he's a comedian, actor, radio presenter, writer, producer and director, so it takes
00:59him three hours to fill out that little customs card when he's flying back into Australia.
01:02It's Pete Hellier!
01:07Next, she's an amazing stand-up comedian, but before that, she was a high school teacher
01:11for about ten years.
01:12Perfect preparation for dealing with little shits like Mike Goldstein.
01:15It's Ron Lewis!
01:17Thanks very much.
01:20And, finally, here's our little shits, Mike Goldstein!
01:26Ron Lewis!
01:27I know.
01:28Actually, I'm a big shit now.
01:32Let's jump into our first round.
01:34This caught my eye during the week.
01:36Aussies aren't using their annual leave to see the world anymore, with one in five Australians
01:41choosing to stay at home rather than travel.
01:43I get it.
01:44Staying at home is pretty fun.
01:54Can I just point out, Andy, I actually follow that dog's OnlyFans account, and it's a really
01:58good one.
01:59It's a good one.
02:00It was distracting.
02:01I wish I put undies on him.
02:04He's excited to be home.
02:06So, pull out the welcome mat and put on a cuppa.
02:09It's time to look at the stats on the home.
02:13Hands on buzzers, please, panel.
02:157% of Aussies have a spare key hidden where?
02:20Is it a lockbox you've forgotten the code to and it's there forever?
02:23Yeah.
02:24No, far more straightforward.
02:25This is under the doormat.
02:26Under the doormat.
02:27Yes.
02:28I love that.
02:28Yeah.
02:31I mean, surely there's better spots to hide the spare key.
02:35In fact, is there someone up there that's willing to show us where or tell us where they
02:40hide their spare key, knowing that you've probably ruined it forever, you have to find
02:43a new spot?
02:45Dane.
02:46Yes.
02:47Dane, hang on.
02:48Yeah, good, bud.
02:49Where do you hide your spare key?
02:52Krusty sock on the clothesline.
02:54Oh!
02:56So you've just got a singular sock hanging on the clothesline?
03:00Yeah, I mean, sometimes there's washing there as well, but not all the time.
03:03Do we have to ask why it's Krusty?
03:07I think just from being out in the elements, Mike.
03:11Okay.
03:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:13It's definitely not a teenager sock.
03:16Dane, now that you've told everybody on national television, you're going to change the spot?
03:19Well, might sew up the front pocket on some Y-fronts, maybe, and pop it in there.
03:25All right.
03:26I don't think anyone's reaching into your Krusty sock.
03:29Yeah.
03:30I don't need to make it harder.
03:31Thank you, mate.
03:32Really appreciate it.
03:367% of Aussies have a spare key under the doormat.
03:39Sometimes you don't have time to hide it.
03:47Oh, my God.
03:50Yeah.
03:51Wasn't that a small dog?
03:52Yeah, it came for a walk.
03:54This one's one for your digipads.
03:57What percent of the hundred have broken into their own house?
04:01This is for your digipads.
04:02Write it in.
04:02Great.
04:02A hundred, pop your answers in.
04:04How many of you have broken into your own house?
04:08I can look at it and I feel it's broken into other people's houses.
04:12Results coming in.
04:14Results are in.
04:15Let's see what the panel can't win.
04:18Wow.
04:18Bro, do you think a hundred percent?
04:20Yeah.
04:20Yeah.
04:21I mean, who hasn't?
04:22I mean, like, I don't know anyone who hasn't.
04:23I sometimes break into my house, even though I've got keys, just to feel something.
04:30Well, let's see.
04:31How many of a hundred have broken into their own house?
04:3649%.
04:36Mike just gets the points on that one.
04:39Well done.
04:40We're out of the room.
04:42Is there someone up in our hundred who has broken into their own house, been locked outside?
04:49Ashley.
04:51Ashley.
04:52Yep, I locked myself out.
04:53No spare key?
04:55No.
04:55It was quite traumatic, actually.
04:57I was selling something on Facebook Marketplace and I didn't want the dogs to get out.
05:01So I've closed the door behind me and locked in my phone and my eight-week-old son inside.
05:07I reckon you should start with the eight-week-old son and then say the phone in the next time
05:11we tell that story.
05:13Very true.
05:14Well, I figured phone I could call for help.
05:16Yes.
05:16But no, that wasn't an option.
05:17So I had to use the phone of this poor lady who's come to buy something from me so I
05:21could try and call my husband.
05:22He was like an hour and a half away.
05:24So that was no good.
05:25The lady tried to help me.
05:26So she got to her car to get some tools and stuff.
05:29She comes back with an umbrella.
05:30So we're trying to get in my front window with an umbrella.
05:32That didn't work.
05:33So I jumped the fence and...
05:34Hang on, pause, pause, pause a second.
05:36How are you trying to get into a window with an umbrella?
05:40Um, well, yeah, look, it wasn't very successful.
05:43He moved on.
05:44So what did you end up doing?
05:46Well, I jumped the fence and I tried to smash the back window with a shovel, but that, in effect,
05:51only really just kind of cleaned all the dirt off the shovel.
05:54So I ended up having to call the CFA and the fire brigade had to come and open the front
06:00window with a crowbar.
06:01At least your eight-week-old wouldn't be traumatised by this at all.
06:05Well, yeah, he's almost one now and he still doesn't talk about it, so he's probably...
06:10Thank you very much.
06:11Really appreciate it.
06:1549% of the hundreds have broken into their own house.
06:18Sometimes it's a two-person job.
06:22Oh, my God!
06:27Oh, no.
06:29Oh.
06:45See, see, I'm telling you, it's fun.
06:47It's fun.
06:48It's a little, little.
06:49Next question.
06:514% of Aussies prefer working from home so they can what?
06:56Pete.
06:57Shit and peace.
07:17I mean, for any politicians watching, that's what you need to run on.
07:20It seems like it really resonated with Australia.
07:23It's not that, it's not that, Pete.
07:254% of Aussies prefer working from home so they can what?
07:28Ron.
07:28Be on Zoom and just watch themselves in the meeting.
07:31Yes, that always happens.
07:34It's good for you.
07:35Have a sleep.
07:36Not sleep.
07:37Have a smoothie.
07:38No, not a smoothie.
07:41Get some exercise in.
07:42He's got it!
07:42Oh, you're good.
07:45You're good at me.
07:46What exercise are you doing?
07:49I don't work from home.
07:51Hands back on buzzers.
07:52Before entering the home, 26% of Aussies have what rule?
07:58Say thank you to their parents for the deposit.
08:01That should be more rule, Pete.
08:03I always ask for three forms of identification.
08:07No.
08:08Is it do a shit in peace?
08:09No!
08:13Not before you get into the house.
08:16Before entering the home.
08:17Yes.
08:19Is it a classic take your shoes off?
08:21He's got it!
08:24Man of the people.
08:25That's lower than a cup.
08:28Over a quarter of Aussies have the shoes off rule at their house.
08:31You can tell those that are particular about dirt being dragged into the home.
08:38Oh!
08:39Oh, cute.
08:40Yes.
08:42Clever thing.
08:42Don't dogs do that after they do a poo?
08:45Yeah.
08:45Yeah, that is true, actually.
08:47Oh, there we go.
08:47Now he's going to go in and drag his asshole across the floor.
08:51Final question for the round.
08:54When something doesn't work in the house, 45% of Aussies do what?
09:00Bron.
09:01Oh, wait.
09:0120 years for their husbands to fix it, then throw it out?
09:06Well, I'm going to give it to you.
09:07It's nothing.
09:07They do nothing.
09:08Bron get out of the points.
09:09Yeah.
09:09That is a threat.
09:11But thank you.
09:12Thank you, guys.
09:14Experience, sir?
09:15Yes.
09:15Yes.
09:16Is there someone up there that has something broken in their home and they are waiting for
09:21it to be fixed and just have a dodgy workaround?
09:25There is.
09:26Well, we're going to look at that straight after this break, so don't go anywhere.
09:46Doors are up there and Pete is just out in front.
09:50Doors are up there and we're going to look at that.
09:52Yeah.
09:53And we know why.
09:54Yes.
09:54Sit in peace.
10:00You'll be able to get merch badges of that on them as you guys leave tonight.
10:04Before the break, we're talking about broken items in the home that you never get around
10:08to fixing.
10:09And Josh has one of those.
10:11Josh, what is it in your house?
10:14It's a laundry light.
10:16Right.
10:16That doesn't work?
10:18It works, but sometimes you have to hit the door frame to get it to actually work.
10:25Right.
10:26How close are you to the laundry right now?
10:28Are you portable?
10:29Yeah, I'm portable.
10:30I can get to the laundry.
10:31It turns into cribs this time a bit.
10:33So you just take us through your house.
10:34Josh, do you also need to fix your top button or...?
10:40OK, so there's the light.
10:42OK, so there's Rachel switching it on and off.
10:44Yep.
10:45Yeah.
10:45So you just have to...
10:48..hit the wall.
10:50Oh!
10:53Yeah.
10:54It's like the fongs, basically.
10:57Josh, thank you so much.
10:58Really appreciate it.
10:59Yeah.
11:03These are my favourite things in people's houses.
11:06I just wondered, are there any more of them up there in the hundred?
11:11There are.
11:12OK, well, we're going to get to them by the end of the show.
11:14I want to see everyone's dodgy little shitty things that they don't fix.
11:18We'll do that a lot later on, because in the meantime, we've got a brand new game.
11:22This one's called Should I Say Something?
11:26This game is designed to inform us about how honest we should be in some social situations.
11:32With the help of legendary Aussie comedian Tony Martin, I'm going to show you a series of scenarios.
11:37100, you've got to tell me whether you would say something if you found yourselves in these situations.
11:42So, Tony, take it away.
11:44I think the date went pretty well.
11:46She just hasn't texted back yet, though.
11:48Right.
11:49Were you wearing the hat?
11:50Oh, this.
11:51Yeah.
11:51I'm just trying out a new look.
11:53Huh.
11:55A friend is trying a new style that doesn't really suit them.
11:59Should I say something?
12:02There you go, 100.
12:04Pop your answers in.
12:05If you were in that scenario with a friend, would you say something?
12:08Are you the type of person that does that?
12:11Panel, how many of our 100 would say something do you think?
12:16Well, results are in.
12:17Let's see what the panel came up with.
12:19Ooh.
12:20You're the highest there, Pete.
12:21You said 62%.
12:22It's the kind of question that you'd like more follow-up questions.
12:24Like, how close are these people?
12:27How close a friend is it?
12:28Yeah.
12:29Depends.
12:29If they're a friend that you make fun of a lot, you let them wear the hat, and then afterwards,
12:35you laugh in their face.
12:36It's a bonding exercise.
12:38It's nice.
12:39I agree with that.
12:40Yeah.
12:40You don't want to miss that opportunity.
12:4140% for you, Mike.
12:42I don't think you say anything.
12:43And you hope, just over time, they realise that bright red hair is just for clowns?
12:48No.
12:54We've got a really interactive audience tonight.
12:57Well, let's see.
12:58Did someone come as a purple wiggle tonight?
13:01Because the other one's hotter.
13:03Oh, now they're on your side.
13:07All right.
13:08Let's see how many of our 100 would have said something.
13:1364%.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:14Pay attention.
13:15Hang on.
13:16That's incredible.
13:18You're truly a man of the people, Pete.
13:21I am?
13:21Yes.
13:21This feels rigged.
13:23That was too close.
13:24Tony, here's the next one.
13:26So, how was the trip?
13:27Oh, so good.
13:28We spent most of our time in New Zealand.
13:29Pacifically Auckland.
13:31Specifically Auckland?
13:32Yeah, pacifically Auckland.
13:35A friend is repeatedly mispronouncing a word.
13:39Should I say something?
13:43Pop your answers in 100.
13:45Would you say something if a friend continually mispronounces a word?
13:49Panel, how many of 100 would do that, do you think?
13:52Results are coming in from our 100.
13:55They're in.
13:56Let's see what the panel thought.
13:58Ooh, Mike, you're the lowest this time.
14:0070%?
14:01Yeah.
14:01I mean, I think you say something.
14:03You ax them why they do it over a nice espresso.
14:07Yeah, you defiantly ask them.
14:09You ax.
14:1085% for you.
14:12Look, I think they would.
14:13I would probably correct someone.
14:16But, again, do I want to laugh at them later on?
14:19It's a good imaginable.
14:21Like, what kind of friend am I to them?
14:22Not very good.
14:23I've accidentally mispronounced the word calibre for years.
14:28How did you say it?
14:28And none of my friends corrected me.
14:30None of them.
14:31So it just goes to show you that the calibre of my friends is very low.
14:37Calibre.
14:39Multifying.
14:39Well, I was just going to say, I've lived in Australia now for years,
14:42but I still get pulled up if I say aluminum.
14:44Oh, idiot.
14:45Because you guys say...
14:46Aluminium correctly.
14:47And then, like, I say debut, you say...
14:49Debut.
14:50Debut.
14:50Yes, we do.
14:51My wife says debut.
14:52Yeah, no, we do say debut sometimes.
14:55Yeah.
14:55Debut is...
14:56That's what people do at a Peter Hellyer show.
14:58Debut.
15:00Wow.
15:01He went a long way.
15:03Long way.
15:03Long way.
15:05Let's see.
15:08If you have a friend that is constantly mispronouncing a word,
15:13do you say something?
15:14How many of you would have said something?
15:16Let's see.
15:1869%.
15:18Mike gets the points on that one.
15:24Final scenario for us.
15:26Take it away, Tony.
15:27All in all, it's been a ripping quarter at the company,
15:30and now I'll hand over to Mish.
15:33Thank you, Tony.
15:34Firstly, I'd just like to say I think that we should all be really proud
15:36of the numbers that we've generated this year.
15:39I'd like to specifically say thank you to the sales team.
15:42You have blown our expectations out of the water.
15:45We really threw a curveball at you there.
15:47I've noticed a co-worker on Zoom
15:49has something embarrassing in their background.
15:53Should I say something?
15:55No.
15:58People are yelling from the crowd now.
16:00Would you say something?
16:02This would involve...
16:02I want to put the context here.
16:03This involves interrupting the meeting,
16:05not like a little text on the side or afterwards.
16:08Say something at the time.
16:09Should Tony have gone,
16:10hello, Mish, sorry, your boyfriend's in the background.
16:14Guys, pop your answers in.
16:15Would you say something?
16:17Panel, how many of our 100 are doing that, do you think?
16:21Results are coming in.
16:25Results are in.
16:26Let's see what the panel thinks.
16:28Ooh, 85 as well, Pete.
16:30High again.
16:30I think you would,
16:31because a little bit of embarrassment
16:33compared to potentially going viral around the world,
16:36being on The 100 with Andy Lee.
16:37Yeah.
16:39Mike, 80%?
16:40Yeah, I mean, I've had in a production meeting for the show
16:43where in the background my cat was licking itself, right?
16:46Right.
16:47And my wife ran in, got the cat, got out of the room.
16:50I was mortified.
16:51Like, I don't want people seeing my wife, right?
16:54Oh, God.
16:57That was her debut.
16:58That was her debut.
16:59That was her debut.
17:00Let's see how many of our 100 would have said something
17:03if there is mischief going on in the background, I assume.
17:0757%.
17:07It is just Mike's.
17:09Well done, Mike.
17:11And it is the end of the round.
17:14But don't go anywhere,
17:14because after the break,
17:15we'll find out how many of us have an item
17:17that belongs to an ex-partner
17:19that we have no intention of giving back.
17:21We'll see you soon.
17:35Welcome back to the 100.
17:36The scores are up there.
17:38And Pete still out in front.
17:42Now, Peter may have picked a peck of pickled peppers,
17:44but did Peter ever pick the percent?
17:49I can't believe I got that right.
17:51That's amazing.
17:53That's really good.
17:54In Pick the Percent,
17:55we asked the 100 questions from a range of different topics.
17:57Panel, your job is to work out how the 100 will lean
18:00when it comes to these questions.
18:02First question.
18:04What percent of the 100 have been electrocuted?
18:09Pop your answers in your digipads.
18:11100, how many of you have been electrocuted?
18:14Imagine we got one live as they went to press their buttons.
18:19Results are in.
18:20Let's see what the panel's like.
18:22Ooh, Mike, you're the highest at 20%.
18:25That's a lot.
18:26Is it?
18:27Yeah.
18:28I don't know.
18:29They seem like the type that stick forks in sockets.
18:33Also, maybe they're like me
18:34and they pretended like they knew how to jumpstart a car
18:36because there was a woman watching.
18:39That's true.
18:40Eight percent for you, Pete.
18:42I thought that might have been high.
18:43So I'm shocked that I...
18:45Shocked.
18:46Pun intended.
18:46I'm the lowest.
18:47Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:49There's a little physical humour there.
18:52Wow.
18:53Available for auditions.
18:56If you want to try one more time
18:57and we'll get a sound effect of electrocute going on.
19:00Are you ready?
19:01Okay.
19:06That's pretty good.
19:07I'm fine.
19:07I'm fine.
19:08And the lighting.
19:10The lighting guys were quick on it as well.
19:12Bron, you're 10%.
19:13Well, I was going to go lower,
19:15but then there was a guy who smashed a wall
19:16for his light to go on,
19:17so I thought probably...
19:19That's very true.
19:20Well, let's see how many of our 100 have been electrocuted.
19:25What?
19:2617%!
19:27How did you...
19:27Mike gets the points on the hour.
19:31That's a lot.
19:32That's a lot.
19:33Should we...
19:34Should we...
19:34Yes, please.
19:35Let's talk to someone about this.
19:36Anyone would be happy to tell us their shocking story?
19:40Oh.
19:40Um, uh, Leanne.
19:43Hello.
19:44Leanne.
19:44Hi, everyone.
19:46Tell us, what was the situation?
19:48Well, it was about when I was 14.
19:51Oh.
19:52I had this fish tank and the fish kept jumping out.
19:55I wanted to, um, put a cover over it.
19:59My dad had a table saw,
20:02and I've seen him a few times use it,
20:05so I went up and did it
20:06and I went to unplug it
20:10and I pulled it apart
20:12and that was it.
20:14I was...
20:14Oh, no, Leanne.
20:16I went down.
20:18Oh!
20:21Leanne, you've just stolen Pete's roll.
20:25My nemesis.
20:27Well, and so,
20:29what happens when you get electric?
20:31Can you remember the moment?
20:32Is it an instant pass out?
20:34And what superpowers did you get?
20:35Yeah.
20:38Unfortunately, I got numb.
20:40Thank you so much for sharing.
20:42I'm glad to see you here with us.
20:43Wow.
20:43Wow.
20:4617% of the 100 have been electrocuted.
20:49Sometimes it's worth the risk for a good feed.
20:53Oh.
20:54Oh.
20:59Sorry, I just realised
21:00it looked like I was going to throw to that
21:02and it's about to get fried.
21:03No, it wasn't fried goat.
21:05It was just an amazing thing.
21:07Yeah, good balance from the goat.
21:09Next question.
21:10What percent of the 100
21:12still owns something
21:13that belongs to an ex-partner?
21:16Pop your answers in 100.
21:18How many of you still own something
21:20that belongs to an ex-partner?
21:25Results are in.
21:26Let's see what panel count is.
21:2860% for you, Mike.
21:29Yeah, I had an ex-girlfriend
21:31break up with me at her house
21:32so I stole her remote.
21:34Oh.
21:35And now I just drive by her house
21:37on occasion
21:38and change the channel.
21:43Let's...
21:43Let's see
21:44how many
21:45of our 100
21:47have something
21:48that belongs to an ex.
21:5122%.
21:52Pete gets the points.
21:52You did one really well.
21:54Thank you, Dan.
21:55Oh, my God.
21:56You did one too much.
21:58Next question.
21:58This one's pretty intense.
22:00What percent of the 100
22:03wet their toothbrush
22:05before brushing their teeth?
22:06Oh.
22:07Wet their...
22:08Pop your answers in 100.
22:09Do you wet your toothbrush
22:11before brushing your teeth
22:12opposed to those
22:13who just go straight on
22:14with the paste?
22:15Results are in.
22:16Let's see what the panel's
22:17going up with.
22:18Yeah, I'm with all of you
22:20on this one
22:20but, Brian,
22:21you think 90%?
22:22Yeah, I do.
22:23Like, I think you should
22:24wet anything
22:25before you put it inside.
22:32Just a tip
22:33for all the blokes
22:33out there and...
22:3598, Mike.
22:36You're the highest.
22:37That's huge.
22:37Surely, yeah,
22:38most people.
22:39There might be
22:39a couple people
22:40from regional Australia
22:41that they still do it
22:43but they do it
22:43to brush their tooth.
22:49Let's see
22:50how many of our 100
22:52wet the toothbrush
22:53before brushing their teeth.
22:5567%.
23:0257% of the 100
23:04wet their toothbrush
23:04before they brush their teeth
23:05and, funnily enough,
23:07the exact same amount
23:08wet their toothbrush
23:08before brushing their turtle.
23:14It's working,
23:15the turtle.
23:17Yeah, I just wanted
23:18to show you that.
23:19Next question.
23:20What percent of the 100
23:22have been stuck somewhere
23:23and had to sleep
23:24there overnight?
23:26Does jail count?
23:29Yeah, it probably does.
23:30Yeah.
23:31What percent of the 100
23:32have been stuck somewhere
23:33and had to sleep
23:34there overnight?
23:35100, pop your answers in.
23:37How many of you
23:37have been stuck somewhere?
23:39Which meant you had
23:40to stay there overnight.
23:42Results coming in.
23:43Results are in.
23:44Let's see what our
23:44power can't wait.
23:46Wow.
23:47Broad, 79%.
23:48Yeah, I thought
23:49I was being safe with that.
23:50I think everyone
23:51has done that.
23:51I mean, one time
23:52I got stuck in Tasmania
23:53and then I learnt
23:54that there's people
23:55stuck there forever.
23:5970% you reckon, Mike?
24:01Yeah, I think 70%
24:02of them have flown
24:03Jetstar at some point.
24:04Yeah, totally.
24:07Hopefully they're not
24:08our sponsor at the moment.
24:10Or they were our sponsor.
24:12Let's see how many
24:13of you have been
24:14stuck somewhere overnight.
24:1725%,
24:17Pete gets the point.
24:21King of the polls.
24:2225% of the 100%
24:24have been stuck
24:24somewhere overnight.
24:25Sometimes the question
24:26isn't how to get them
24:27unstuck,
24:27it's how they got
24:28stuck there in the
24:29first place.
24:40Hanging out with the goat
24:41from earlier on, aren't you?
24:42It is the end of the round,
24:44but is there someone
24:45up there
24:46that has been
24:47stuck somewhere
24:49overnight?
24:50There is.
24:50Well, we want to get
24:51that story straight
24:52after the break,
24:53so don't go anywhere.
24:55APPLAUSE
25:08Welcome back to the 100.
25:10Scores are up there
25:11and Pete's still
25:13thriving forward.
25:15Yes.
25:15Plenty of show left to go, Andy.
25:16Plenty of show left to go.
25:18Plenty of time to choke.
25:20Before the break,
25:22we were asking
25:23whether someone
25:24had been stuck
25:24somewhere overnight
25:25and Fernanda
25:27has had that
25:27happen to her.
25:28Fernanda, hello.
25:29Hi, Andy.
25:30Where were you?
25:31I was with my husband
25:34back in Brazil
25:35doing an orienting race
25:38in the forest.
25:39Oh, gosh.
25:40It's ironic getting lost
25:41when you're doing
25:42orienteering.
25:43Yeah, and were you
25:45new to this
25:45or was this something
25:46that you guys
25:47are prepared for?
25:48No, we did a course
25:49but it was our first race
25:51actually doing it
25:52properly or trying to.
25:54How long were you meant
25:55to complete the race in?
25:56So, that was supposed
25:58to be between
25:5810 and 12 hours
26:00but then we decided
26:02to follow this river
26:03and then it was
26:05going to get us
26:07closer to where
26:08we need to go
26:08but we hit a deep end
26:11and it was the top
26:13of a waterfall
26:14that we couldn't
26:15go through.
26:16It was sunset
26:17and it was getting dark.
26:19It was winter
26:20and rainy,
26:21very cold.
26:22We were wet.
26:23It was too dangerous
26:24to go back
26:25to where we came from
26:27so we decided
26:28to just stay overnight
26:29and wait for the sunrise.
26:31At any point
26:32did you consider
26:33killing your partner
26:34and eating his remains?
26:36No.
26:38Thank you so much.
26:39Really appreciate it.
26:42On to our next round.
26:44This caught my eye recently.
26:45According to a survey,
26:4737 years old
26:48is officially the age
26:49society deems
26:50you are too old
26:51to go clubbing.
26:53There are some exceptions.
26:56Yeah!
27:01Not sure if she's one of them
27:02but anyway,
27:02so dance the night away
27:03and grab a kebab
27:04at 3am.
27:04It's time to look at
27:05the stats on
27:06A Night Out.
27:09Here we go.
27:10First question.
27:11Aussies are 73%
27:12more likely
27:13to bail on a social outing
27:15when it's with who?
27:17Pete.
27:18Aaron Patterson.
27:24Ron.
27:24A Collingwood supporter.
27:26No!
27:27Whoa, too much.
27:29That's too much.
27:30No, Aussies are 73%
27:32more likely
27:32to bail on a social outing
27:34when it's with who?
27:36Family?
27:37Not family.
27:38Apologies to my family.
27:39No, I would never.
27:40I would never.
27:42We're sold.
27:43Not family.
27:45Co-worker?
27:46Yeah.
27:46Ah.
27:47Co-worker.
27:49I'm out of you guessing.
27:50Who's there?
27:5173% of Aussies
27:52are more likely
27:53to bail on a social outing
27:55if it's with a colleague.
27:56Some colleagues
27:56would be fun to party with.
27:59Yes!
28:00Woo!
28:03That's fun.
28:04Some people wonder
28:04why the metro tunnel
28:05has been delayed.
28:07This next one's
28:08for your digipads.
28:10What percent of the 100
28:11have used a fake ID?
28:14That includes
28:15using someone else's ID
28:16that looks like you.
28:18Yep.
28:18Right.
28:19So pop your answers in, 100.
28:20How many of you
28:21have used a fake ID
28:23at some point in your life?
28:24Results coming in.
28:27Results are in.
28:27Let's see what the panel
28:28came up with.
28:30Mike!
28:32Right down to 30%.
28:33Well, in America
28:34it is more.
28:34I thought less so here
28:35because the drinking age
28:36is 18, right?
28:37But we start drinking younger.
28:38Yeah!
28:40Yes!
28:40Well, did you have one?
28:41Well, I have one now
28:42but it says I'm 72
28:44so I can get the
28:45seniors discount
28:46at the movies.
28:48You're the highest, Pete.
28:49You reckon 86.
28:50Yeah, which might even be low
28:52to be honest.
28:52I think everyone's used
28:53a fake ID at some point.
28:54Did you have one?
28:55Yeah, my mum made me
28:55a fake ID.
28:56Your mum made you one?
28:58Because she didn't want
28:59I was going out
29:00before I was 18
29:00to nightclubs
29:01and she didn't want me
29:02waiting at the front.
29:03She wanted me
29:03inside the nightclub
29:04and she said
29:05waiting at the front
29:05so she got a little
29:07laminator out.
29:09She made me a fake ID.
29:11Wow!
29:12Was that your mum
29:12dancing at the club?
29:13Yeah!
29:15Let's see how many
29:17of our hundred
29:18had a fake ID
29:20at one.
29:2122%
29:22might get the points.
29:23That's amazing!
29:25Yeah.
29:27That surprised me as well.
29:29I'm not disappointed
29:29that I didn't get it right
29:30I'm just disappointed
29:31in the hundred.
29:33Who up there
29:34had a fake ID?
29:35Kelly.
29:37Hey Kelly.
29:38Talk us through it.
29:39What was it?
29:39Was it the laminator
29:40that came out
29:41from your mum
29:41like Pete?
29:42No.
29:43I found it
29:43in my school locker.
29:44I was assigned
29:46to a school locker
29:46in year 11
29:47and I was there.
29:49So someone
29:49had accidentally
29:50left it there
29:50from the past
29:51user of the locker?
29:52I think they
29:53left it there
29:54for me.
29:55Oh!
29:56And so did this
29:56person look like you?
29:58Not at all.
29:59But it worked
30:01for you?
30:02Two years
30:02I got into
30:03trans-formance,
30:05the Pally Bar,
30:06Wild Beals.
30:07Two years
30:08of partying
30:08on this fake ID
30:09and then what did
30:10you do at the end?
30:11I mean you probably
30:11turned 18 by the time.
30:12Yeah when I turned 18
30:13I sent it back
30:15to the address.
30:17Her name is Claire
30:18and so I sent her
30:19a lovely thank you letter
30:20and said
30:21this is coming
30:22very handy.
30:25That's the great
30:26mail to fit to receive.
30:27Thank you so much
30:28for sharing.
30:28Really appreciate it Kelly.
30:31Next question.
30:32On a night out
30:335% of Aussies
30:35have ended up
30:35drinking with who?
30:37Pete.
30:38Molly Meldrum.
30:41It's a good guess.
30:42I mean
30:43for Mark?
30:44Barnaby Joyce?
30:46No.
30:475%?
30:48Molly would count
30:49as one I reckon
30:50Barnaby Wooden.
30:52A real man?
30:56No it's not that.
30:58A celebrity?
30:59She's got it.
31:00What about Ron?
31:03Yeah.
31:045% of us.
31:06Who up there
31:06ended up
31:07on a night out
31:08with a celebrity?
31:10Raylene.
31:11Hey Raylene.
31:12Hi.
31:12Who was it?
31:14Molly Meldrum.
31:15Oh!
31:19That's amazing.
31:20That is amazing.
31:22I mean
31:22surely extra points
31:24from me.
31:25I don't need an extra point.
31:27Wow!
31:27How long ago?
31:28I was 17.
31:30Right.
31:31Underage drinking
31:32so used to fake ID.
31:33Nice.
31:33She's collecting
31:34all the questions.
31:36Raylene where were you?
31:39Sweethearts nightclub
31:40at Cabramatta
31:40in Sydney.
31:41And how did you find yourself
31:43having a drink with Molly?
31:44So it was after
31:45my sister's wedding
31:45and I was in this
31:46bright blue
31:47bridesmaid's dress
31:49and
31:50I went there
31:51afterwards
31:52to party on
31:52and
31:53he
31:54took a liking
31:55to the dress
31:56and the hat
31:56that I was wearing.
31:57Did he ask
31:57to do an outfit swap?
32:00We did swap hats
32:01and have a dance
32:02around the dance floor.
32:03That's incredible.
32:04Hat respects hat game.
32:05I understand it.
32:06Thank you so much
32:07for sharing.
32:08Unbelievable.
32:11It's the end of the round
32:12but after the break
32:13we're going to have
32:14a brand new game
32:15for you all.
32:16It involves
32:16this news headline.
32:18I'm not Warnie's girl.
32:20Panel
32:20your job
32:21is to guess
32:22which member
32:22of our 100
32:23this news article
32:24is about.
32:25We'll see you soon.
32:39Welcome back to the 100.
32:42The doors are up there.
32:43Oh they're trying
32:44to come back
32:45at your peace.
32:47Just a reminder
32:48we are going to
32:49head into people's homes
32:50and see their
32:50Jerry Rigg quick fixes
32:51a little later on
32:52but before that
32:53it's time to jump
32:54into a brand new game.
32:55This one's called
32:55Headline Heroes.
32:59Okay panel
32:59we're going to show you
33:01some real news headlines
33:02and it's your job
33:03to pick which one
33:04of our 100 members
33:05the headline
33:06is talking about.
33:07So we'll start
33:08with this one.
33:10Australians donate
33:11their bodies
33:12to Body Worlds
33:13Exhibition.
33:14Yes.
33:15This article
33:16featured on ABC News
33:17both our Headline Hero
33:19and her mother
33:19are donors
33:20for the Body Worlds
33:21Exhibition
33:21where dead bodies
33:22are displayed
33:23in a museum.
33:24Fun.
33:25Yes.
33:26Isn't that beautiful?
33:27Is that Sarah?
33:29Is that Jennifer?
33:31Or is that Christy?
33:34Who of those three
33:36have donated
33:37along with their mum
33:39donated their bodies
33:40to be in a museum
33:41in Germany?
33:42I think
33:43are Jennifer and Christy
33:44the same person?
33:47Any questions
33:48for our three?
33:50I'll kick it off.
33:51Sarah
33:51are you afraid
33:53of dying?
33:54Not particularly.
33:55Okay.
33:56Not particularly.
33:57Jennifer
33:58are you into science?
34:00Yes
34:00and obsessed
34:02with any
34:02TV show
34:03medical related.
34:05Oh okay.
34:07There we go.
34:08Christy
34:09how well
34:10do you
34:11like your mother?
34:16Yes
34:17I love her to bits.
34:18Okay good.
34:19Sarah
34:19would you say
34:20you are
34:21an exhibitionist?
34:23Oh.
34:23Oh.
34:24That's a great question
34:25maybe.
34:26Yeah a little.
34:27This is for everybody
34:28raise your hand
34:29if you just
34:30straight up
34:30can't afford
34:31a real funeral.
34:36Oh great.
34:38I love that question
34:40that's all we've got
34:40time for
34:41so let's pop our
34:41answers in.
34:42Do you think
34:43it's Sarah
34:44Jennifer
34:45or Christy
34:47that is going
34:48to donate
34:49their body?
34:50What a thing
34:50I don't want
34:50anyone seeing
34:51this body
34:51alive or dead
34:52because
34:53I don't know.
34:55Okay let's see
34:56what our panel
34:57think.
34:58Well that's fun.
34:59Oh.
35:01Two Jens
35:02and a Sarah
35:03and a Sarah
35:04will the person
35:05who this article
35:06is about
35:07please raise
35:07their hand.
35:09Oh.
35:10Hey.
35:12How did you get
35:12the points?
35:13Body
35:13girl.
35:14Christy
35:16if your mum
35:18passes first
35:19will she be
35:20in a museum
35:21before you
35:21and you can
35:22visit her?
35:23I suppose
35:24so yes.
35:25Wow.
35:26Or are you
35:26planning like a
35:27Thelma and Louise
35:28moment?
35:30No.
35:31And what
35:32about being
35:33there for
35:34everyone to see
35:35for the rest
35:35of time
35:35appealed to you?
35:36If someone
35:37can learn
35:37something with
35:38my body
35:39after I'm
35:39done with it
35:40I'm happy
35:40for that.
35:41Amazing.
35:41Well I applaud you
35:43thank you so much
35:44really appreciate it.
35:46We've got one
35:47more headline.
35:49This one.
35:51I'm not
35:51Warnie's girl.
35:53Same.
35:54Now I'm
35:55going to have
35:55to keep the
35:56names a secret
35:57here because
35:58this was the
35:58front page
35:58of the Geelong
35:59advertiser.
36:00When Shane
36:01Warn hooked
36:01up with Liz
36:02Hurley the
36:03headline hero
36:03was bombarded
36:04by Facebook
36:05messages and
36:05emails because
36:06she shares
36:06the same
36:07name as
36:07Warnie's
36:08ex-wife
36:08Simone
36:08Callaghan.
36:10So.
36:11Really front
36:12page?
36:14Geelong.
36:15Geelong
36:15advertiser
36:16doing some
36:16hard hitting
36:17journalism.
36:18Well is
36:19Simone
36:20Callaghan
36:20this person
36:21this person
36:23or this
36:24person?
36:26A, B
36:27or C
36:30ask some
36:31questions guys.
36:32C
36:32hello
36:33has
36:34Sharon
36:34Straslecki
36:35ever threatened
36:36to bash you?
36:40No.
36:41No.
36:42What's the name
36:43of Warnie's
36:44ex-wife?
36:45Simone
36:45Callaghan.
36:46Callaghan.
36:47A, does your
36:48name rhyme with
36:49Shmimone
36:50Callishman?
36:52Not invisible.
36:53You're about to get
36:54thrown out of
36:55cock.
36:55What are you doing?
36:58B, have you
36:59ever been
37:00approached by the
37:00media?
37:01Yeah, yeah I
37:03have quite a few
37:04times.
37:05Quite a few
37:05times.
37:07Okay.
37:08Alright, A
37:09are you 14
37:10years old?
37:13That's my concern
37:14with A.
37:14Yeah, that's my way.
37:15No.
37:16No.
37:17Well pop your
37:17answers in.
37:18A, B or C
37:19who do you think
37:20was hounded
37:23by the British
37:24press as well as
37:25Facebook messages
37:25and emails
37:27thinking that they
37:28were Warnie's
37:28ex?
37:29Our results coming
37:30in from our
37:30panel.
37:32Ooh, two C's
37:33and a B.
37:34Your B.
37:35Well it's only a
37:36name we're going
37:37off aren't we?
37:37It's only a name.
37:38And I hope it's
37:39not A because that
37:40feels morally wrong.
37:41Yeah, I agree with
37:42you.
37:42So I'm going with
37:43B.
37:43B, okay.
37:44I think there's
37:44some stories to
37:45tell her down at
37:45Bell Park Dragons.
37:46Will the real
37:48Simone please
37:48raise her hand?
37:51Okay.
37:54Well done,
37:55Riggs.
37:56This is Riggs.
37:57Well done.
37:58Remember the
37:58Molly Meldrum bit?
38:00He's seen this
38:00like this game before.
38:02Exactly.
38:02She's onto us.
38:04She's onto us.
38:06Simone, what a pain.
38:08How long did it
38:09last?
38:11Look, I've
38:12been on for a
38:12while because
38:13obviously my
38:14maiden name was
38:16Simone Callaghan
38:17for quite a
38:18while until I
38:19got married.
38:20But it was
38:22only supposed
38:22to be a
38:23little tiny
38:24article helping
38:26out a mate
38:27that was a
38:28journo with
38:28Geelong Addy
38:29and I was
38:31on front page
38:32all over
38:35Australia.
38:36Like, you
38:36know, all these
38:37newspapers and
38:38it was just
38:39totally unexpected.
38:40I thought it
38:41was a laugh.
38:43Were any of
38:44those direct
38:44messages from
38:45Warnie?
38:46Because he did
38:46like to slide
38:47into DMs
38:48some time to
38:48time.
38:48RIP.
38:49You know what?
38:50I love cricket
38:51and I really
38:52wanted to meet
38:53him, but
38:56that's kind of
38:56ruined my
38:57chances because
38:58I was so
38:59embarrassed by
39:00the blow-up of
39:01the article that
39:03I thought, I
39:03don't want to
39:04look like a
39:04fame whore and
39:05show someone
39:06and go,
39:07it was me.
39:09I never got
39:10to meet him.
39:11Oh, he was
39:12one of the
39:12greats.
39:13Simone, thank
39:13you so much.
39:14Really great
39:14to have it.
39:17That's the end
39:17of Headline
39:18Heroes, but
39:19stick around
39:20because after
39:21the break we'll
39:21announce tonight's
39:22winner, but
39:22also we're going
39:23to look at all
39:24the broken items
39:25in the homes of
39:26the hundred and
39:27their dodgy
39:28workarounds in
39:29the house.
39:29We'll see you
39:29very soon.
39:44Welcome back
39:45to the hundred.
39:46It's now time
39:47to announce
39:47tonight's winner.
39:53And tonight's
39:54winner will have
39:55their body
39:56preserved and
39:56displayed in a
39:58museum in
39:59Germany.
40:00And that
40:00honour goes to
40:02Pete Elliott.
40:03Yes.
40:04Yes.
40:07Not quite yet.
40:09Not quite yet.
40:11Well done Pete,
40:12but it's not about
40:13you guys over
40:13there, it's about
40:14the people up
40:14here.
40:15And as promised,
40:17we're going to go
40:18back into their
40:18homes and find out
40:20what little
40:21inventions they
40:22have as
40:22workarounds for
40:23things that don't
40:24work in their
40:26particular households.
40:27And we kick
40:27this off with
40:29Angela.
40:30Hey Angela.
40:31Hi Andy.
40:33Angela, what is
40:34the workaround
40:35for you?
40:36So to use my
40:37air fryer, we
40:38actually have to
40:39use an elastic
40:40band to keep
40:40the door closed.
40:41And Angela, can
40:41we see the, oh,
40:43you got it, you
40:43got it there.
40:44It's gone better,
40:44I've got the
40:45air fryer here.
40:46Fantastic.
40:47So to keep the
40:48door closed, we
40:49have to use an
40:50elastic band over
40:52the knob.
40:54She's done it.
40:56It's incredible.
40:58Angela, thank you
40:59so much, really
40:59appreciate it.
41:00Thank you, Angela.
41:01Thanks, Angela.
41:03Next up, we
41:05meet Norman.
41:06Oh, Norman.
41:08Norman, it's a rude
41:09question to ask, but
41:11I'm going to throw
41:12it at you anyway.
41:12How old are you?
41:14I'll be 86 next
41:15month.
41:16Wow.
41:17Congratulations.
41:20I tell you, we have
41:21everyone cross-section
41:22of Australia.
41:22Norman, what are you,
41:23Gerry, rigging in
41:24your house?
41:25I have an air
41:26conditioner in this
41:27room where I am now,
41:28which is my office,
41:30playroom, piano room.
41:31I have an extractive
41:34fan in this room that
41:36will cool through the
41:38wall into my bedroom,
41:40which doesn't have an
41:41air conditioner, only a
41:42fan.
41:43Oh, so you've set up
41:44like a little contraption
41:46so you can pull the air
41:47from one room into the
41:48other one?
41:49Yes.
41:49If you just look at that
41:51switch on the wall, and
41:53you see above it, there's
41:54an extractive fan.
41:56That's great.
41:56Norman, you've made
41:57your own OnlyFans.
42:01Done.
42:04Norman, side question.
42:06Do you know what
42:07OnlyFans is?
42:09No.
42:12Norman, thank you very
42:13much.
42:13Really appreciate it.
42:18That's epic.
42:19Final one, we've got
42:20Ingrid.
42:21Ingrid, what is it in
42:22your house that you've
42:23Gerry rigged?
42:24I've got a few things,
42:25but one of them is an
42:27electric mixer, like, you
42:28know, the handheld
42:29mixer, and when I make
42:31chocolate mousse, it
42:32says, you know, you
42:32have to sit there for
42:33like, we'll stand there
42:34for five minutes mixing
42:35it, and I don't know, I
42:37hate time wasting, so I
42:38have the mixer clamped
42:40to the shelf in the
42:41kitchen so that I can
42:43just go off and do
42:43what I have to and
42:44whatever and come back
42:45in five minutes and
42:46it's done.
42:47That is such great
42:48commitment to mousse.
42:49Yeah.
42:50Can we see?
42:51Can we see the clamps?
42:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:54All right, okay.
42:55Damn.
42:55I've got it all set up
42:56because I'm actually
42:57making chocolate mousse
42:58today.
42:58Oh, she's done.
43:01Oh!
43:03I love that!
43:06That's great.
43:08Ingrid, thank you so
43:09much.
43:09Really, we really
43:10appreciate it.
43:13Amazing job.
43:14It brings us to the end
43:15of the show this
43:16evening, and obviously
43:18we hand it over to the
43:19hundred to sign off the
43:20show.
43:20There's one person that
43:21that I had in mind.
43:22Norman.
43:24Yes.
43:25Yay!
43:29Norman, thank you for
43:31joining us, mate.
43:32Please take it away.
43:33The show is yours to sign
43:34off.
43:35Well, thanks very much
43:36for having me.
43:38It's been really
43:39enjoyable.
43:40Different experience.
43:42Thank you, Andy, and to
43:43the other members of the
43:45panel there, and
43:47goodnight.
43:48Yeah!
43:50Thank you, Norman.
43:53I mean...
43:56Incredible that he can
43:57work a Zoom.
43:58My dad, if you're
43:58watching, if he can do it,
44:00you can.
44:00A huge thank you as well
44:01to my guest this evening,
44:03Pete Ellia.
44:03Thank you, Norman.
44:04Well done, Pete.
44:06Ron Lewis.
44:08Mike Kelsey.
44:09Mike.
44:11If you want to be a part
44:12of The 100 or our
44:13audience, you can go to
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44:15If you've missed any
44:16episodes this season, go
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44:18see you next week,
44:18everybody.
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