00:00Hi, is this the old Jeremy Kyle place?
00:04Are you two to Dr. Ten? Who's calling, sorry?
00:07My name's Ten. Right, so you know like Jeremy Kyle's been cut off?
00:12A while ago, yeah. Right, gotta come back.
00:14Who are we going to get to host it? Because Jeremy Kyle ran away with his nanny.
00:17Get me on, I'll host it. How old are you?
00:19Three nearly six. So what about if we do a pregnancy test for me and my girlfriend Chardonnay?
00:24You're three nearly six and your girlfriend Chardonnay's pregnant.
00:27Not sure she's pregnant.
00:29He's got Jeremy Kyle written all over it, but I'm not sure where to find him.
00:32Yeah, but I'm three nearly six. My girlfriend Chardonnay's not three nearly six.
00:36She's older. She's a cougar. Oh yeah.
00:39We'll get me on, I'll host it. We'll get my girlfriend Chardonnay.
00:42We'll do a full pregnancy test. The reason why I think she's pregnant, we were kissing.
00:47And then one thing led to another and I stuck something in one of her holes.
00:50I'm not asking. Well, I'll tell you. I'm not asking.
00:53I stuck my tongue in her mouth like that and now I think she's pregnant.
00:56Why is it?
00:58Any chance you can get all of you together and get a mini bus, right?
01:01Oh.
01:02And all of you on it and come down tomorrow morning for filming.
01:05My Uncle Barry watches things with like a bus and that.
01:09There's loads of people on the bus.
01:11Well, bring them down tomorrow for filming.
01:15It's not happening.
01:17Oh.
01:17So we can do a full show about it.
01:19We'll get Jeremy back and then bang.
01:22Daytime TV saved.
01:24I've got to be honest with you, Tim.
01:25I think it was more of its time and its time has gone.
01:28It's not gone.
01:28Everyone's got ordinary teeth.
01:29They're all going to Turkey.
01:30Turkey's lovely.
01:31They're all related anyway.
01:33So what have we got to prove?
01:35Oh, you just shot the idea right down, didn't you?
01:39Aww.
01:39Well done for ruining the day.
01:41If we get that show going and we'll be able to get more people on so we can bring it
01:46back,
01:46yeah?
01:47It sounds great.
01:48I know.
01:48I wish I'd thought of it.
01:49Well, you've not and this is my idea so don't pinch it, okay?
01:53Okay.
01:53But we definitely need to get a show of Smackhead Stephen.
01:57Do you know why we call him Smackhead Steve?
01:59Go on.
01:59Because he's a smackhead.
02:05Oh, that's some truth.
02:07That's what we need.
02:08That's what we need.
02:09So, yeah.
02:10So we can do a full show about it.
02:12We'll get Jeremy back and then bang.
02:15Daytime TV saved.
02:17Let's say we get me, my mum, Uncle Barry, Smackhead Steve, Sticky Vicker, Ping Pong Paula,
02:22Smackhead Brian.
02:23Don't forget Ben from Year 3.
02:25Oh, yeah.
02:25Ben from Year 3.
02:26How can I forget him?
02:27If you can find him.
02:28Oh, I can't miss him.
02:29He's Mathis.
02:29Not as big as my mum, but he's Mathis.
02:32Oh, right.
02:32So we'll get all of them in.
02:33Does your mum appear on Ordnance Survey Maps?
02:35Pardon?
02:36Does your mum appear on Ordnance Survey Maps?
02:40I don't know what you mean.
02:41I was just letting you ramble for a bit.
02:43Fun talking to you.
02:44Cheers for that.
02:45Right.
02:45I'll see you in a bit.
02:46I'll come up with different ideas.
02:48Go on then.
02:48You know where we are.
02:49Alright.
02:50I'll see you in a bit.
02:52I know.
02:53Love you.
02:53Love you.
02:54Bye.
02:54Love you.
02:55Bye.
02:58Well, that's my idea for Jeremy Kyle out the window.
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