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The Diaries 2013
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00:00:19You
00:00:20Can you can you hear me from there?
00:00:23Can you hear me from there? These things are amazing. This was the best thing we ever bought. Can you
00:00:28hear me?
00:00:29Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
00:00:31Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
00:00:32Can you hear me? Sorry. We're making a movie.
00:00:36You're making a movie, too? About what?
00:00:39You're kidding me. We're making a movie about bullies in our school. What's your movie about?
00:00:44Okay, so ours is about this monster, and he is killing him. So basically our last we just so basically
00:00:50he's
00:00:51He's a murderer and
00:00:53There's a secret government agency, and they were sent out to find the killer and
00:01:00Arrest him and then because they don't know it's a monster until they find out later
00:01:04And then there's also these two detectives who are now dead, but who were like and they're from England and
00:01:11They both got brutally murdered in a forest. This is insane. Yeah
00:01:16Our movie is about two students in a school who get bullied by this gang called the dirties and so
00:01:21they decide to take revenge on them by
00:01:23Killing them. Yeah, they basically get this huge military and they go and they snipe them from a long way
00:01:29away
00:01:30And then they go to this club called the rectum and they kill them there and yeah
00:01:34You know it's amazing. It's the same club from irreversible
00:01:37And then there's a scene where they're doing where the dirties are doing cocaine and we jump in with guns
00:01:42And we're like die you cocksucker motherfucker
00:01:46Like that line from our usual suspects he plays the other guy. Yeah, I'm the other guy and there's we
00:01:51have a scene where
00:01:53Oh, oh hold on a second. There's a scene where
00:01:59It's okay. We got to go to it's incomplete take the script
00:02:03Hey, our movies called the dirties you just called the visitor. Yeah, it's nice meeting you guys
00:02:07I hope your movies wicked
00:02:10You know what you need to get wireless mics
00:02:14Pace
00:02:16Now who do those kids remind you of you're the one with the braces. I'm the smart one who wrote
00:02:21this script
00:02:24That's us, you know, we should have told them it gets better
00:02:28But that's a lie
00:02:29Straight up lie to them
00:02:30It's a huge lie
00:02:31We should have told them stop now
00:02:32It gets worse and worse and worse
00:02:33It gets worse and worse and worse
00:02:34It gets worse and worse and worse
00:02:34Stop now
00:02:38Stop now
00:02:39If I was the last woman on earth
00:02:44You'd still be a man
00:02:46All right
00:02:47All right
00:02:48All right
00:02:50All right, Rouch
00:02:51Two tangos out front of the school
00:02:55I say we blow that faggot's dick off
00:02:57The one with the green bandana
00:02:59He won't be fucking tonight
00:03:03It's a tough shot
00:03:04His dick looks to be the size of a small pepper
00:03:15This movie is gonna be so good
00:03:19Let's go
00:03:19Yeah, I'm ready, okay
00:03:20Action, action
00:03:23What are you doing?
00:03:25I thought we had it
00:03:27We go
00:03:27Jared, come on, man
00:03:29Okay, go against this thing
00:03:32Okay
00:03:33Detectives, detectives
00:03:36Okay, action
00:03:38You know what they call
00:03:39A quarter pounder with cheese in France?
00:03:41They don't call it
00:03:42A quarter pounder with cheese?
00:03:43No, you idiot
00:03:44They call it a royale with cheese
00:03:46Because of the metric system
00:03:47Royale with cheese?
00:03:48Then what do they call a whopper?
00:03:50They call it a royale with cheese
00:03:51Yeah, I should be doing this whole thing as Bane
00:03:53They call it royale with cheese
00:03:55Oh, dirties
00:03:56Watch out
00:03:59You okay, buddy?
00:04:08Thanks
00:04:09You alright?
00:04:09Yeah, thanks
00:04:12Let go with my hand, buddy
00:04:13What are you doing?
00:04:15What are you doing?
00:04:16Let go with my hand
00:04:18I'm not
00:04:18I'm not
00:04:20I'm not
00:04:20I'm not holding your hand
00:04:21I'm not
00:04:22He wants to hold your hand, man
00:04:23Shit
00:04:24Let go with my hand
00:04:24Dude, I'm not holding your hand
00:04:26I'm not holding your hand, dude
00:04:27Oh, you want to do a little pulling?
00:04:37Hey, can we interview any of you guys from a movie we're making?
00:04:41It's so easy
00:04:41We just ask you questions about bullies
00:04:43That's all
00:04:46It's fun
00:04:48Yeah, it's simple
00:04:49And it's kind of fun
00:04:50You get to wear a wireless microphone
00:04:52Oh, God
00:04:53Am I just, like, attached to your shirt or something?
00:04:55Yeah
00:04:56Uh-oh
00:04:57These things are really wicked
00:04:58Mm-hmm
00:04:59Okay
00:05:01Uh, so can you tell us what do you think about bullying in general?
00:05:06Uh
00:05:08Apart from that, it sucks
00:05:09Actually, no
00:05:10Yeah, that's all I can think of saying, actually
00:05:11What advice do you have for people who get bullied a lot?
00:05:14Um
00:05:16Well, you got to talk to somebody
00:05:18Like, and there are many, many teachers that you can talk to
00:05:23Both genders
00:05:24There's lots of support, certainly in this school
00:05:26But I think just about in every school
00:05:27There's certainly, uh
00:05:30Kids know who's safe, I think, in terms of teachers
00:05:32And if they don't, they've just got to take that leap
00:05:35It's, like, probably the, you know, it's a big step they've got to take
00:05:38Like, kind of teachers don't really do much
00:05:40Because there's been, like, fights break out in the hall
00:05:42And the teachers try to get involved
00:05:43And somebody will, like, punch the teacher
00:05:45So
00:05:46I don't know, just
00:05:47If you can't talk to them
00:05:49And they're keeping it up
00:05:50No one wants to help you
00:05:52Then
00:05:53I guess you're up to
00:05:55Do it right back
00:05:56I don't know, like, you have to
00:06:12You know, if people don't get this
00:06:13It is going to backfire so hard
00:06:16I'm going to get beaten up
00:06:18You already get beaten up all the time
00:06:20I'm going to get beaten to death
00:06:22Do you see this?
00:06:24I'm going to get beaten to death
00:06:26Why don't we, listen to this
00:06:27Why don't we just get a real girl?
00:06:29We bring the cameras to class
00:06:31And we film Chrissy
00:06:33After she's done her presentation
00:06:34And we just put that wholesale
00:06:37Into the movie
00:06:38Okay, so
00:06:39This is Chrissy B
00:06:42And Chrissy H
00:06:43Hi
00:06:44And this is our project for class
00:06:47Come with us, let's go
00:06:50You guys shut up
00:06:53I didn't see why you'd ask me
00:06:54Well, no
00:06:57The 30s is going to kill this
00:06:58Hey, Matt, you want to shut up?
00:07:00Shut up
00:07:01Shut up
00:07:03Your passion
00:07:07Pussy, pussy, pussy
00:07:10Pussy, pussy, pussy
00:07:11Well, when I was younger
00:07:12My sister, when she was older
00:07:15Oh, when I see slumber
00:07:16Move your big fucking head
00:07:19Well done, well done
00:07:21Matt
00:07:22Do you like big dicks?
00:07:24Hey
00:07:26Yo, what's up to your mom's tits?
00:07:28Okay
00:07:30Good
00:07:30Evan, can you get the lights, please?
00:07:33Excellent
00:07:33Okay
00:07:36So, folks
00:07:37Do we have any questions for these ladies
00:07:39About the film?
00:07:42About the movie?
00:07:43Anyone have any questions?
00:07:46Matt
00:07:46Matt
00:07:49I was wondering why you shouted
00:07:50Help, please save me
00:07:52In the movie?
00:07:53What?
00:07:55Why did you shout
00:07:56Help, please save me?
00:07:57I didn't say that
00:07:59Didn't say what?
00:08:00Sorry?
00:08:01I didn't say that
00:08:02Didn't say what?
00:08:04I didn't say
00:08:05Help, please save me
00:08:09Didn't say that
00:08:14Help, please save me
00:08:16Help, please save me
00:08:20Purple glove
00:08:23Yo, don't let them detect us anywhere near this compound
00:08:26This is my house
00:08:27Help, please save me
00:08:28Yo, bitch, what the fuck?
00:08:29Are you kidding me?
00:08:30You're gonna taste the purple glove
00:08:34You don't think this is funny?
00:08:36We can't use this
00:08:37Why?
00:08:38It's hilarious
00:08:39Chrissy's gonna flip her noodle when she sees this
00:08:41What do we care what Chrissy thinks about this movie?
00:08:44Of course she's gonna be mad
00:08:46We stole her image
00:08:47So then let's take it out
00:08:48I don't think that's
00:08:48It's good if she's mad
00:08:49Why?
00:08:50You're behind this before
00:08:52It's bad
00:08:52It's bad if Chrissy
00:08:54Flips out
00:08:55Oh, it's bad for you
00:08:58It's bad for you
00:08:59Look at that
00:09:00What are you doing?
00:09:01I'm fucking with your mic
00:09:03You're letting your hopeless crush
00:09:05Get in the way of our movie
00:09:06It's not a hopeless crush
00:09:08In grade three
00:09:08She gave a note to her friend to give to me
00:09:11That said
00:09:12I like you
00:09:13As a ten out of ten
00:09:15Bullshit
00:09:17It's not bullshit
00:09:18That happened in grade three
00:09:19You're making this up
00:09:20Because you want me to take out the shot
00:09:21You want me to think
00:09:22No, I'm telling you the truth
00:09:24Which is why I want you to take out the shot
00:09:26Hot Chrissy had a crush on you in grade three?
00:09:27Yeah
00:09:28A long time ago, but yeah
00:09:30What happened?
00:09:31You flip your noodle?
00:09:32One more time
00:09:33Okay, Riverbank scene
00:09:35Foley, take two
00:09:36Old man passing by off screen
00:09:38With a change in his pockets
00:09:44Hey, get that back
00:09:48Get down from there
00:09:49All right
00:09:50Oh, I haven't eaten in days
00:09:52Get away from here, beggar
00:09:54You're not welcome
00:09:55All right, fine
00:09:56I'll go
00:09:57What are you doing?
00:09:59What are you doing?
00:10:00This is background character voices
00:10:02It's Foley
00:10:03Like in Baldur's Gate
00:10:05How like when you pass by the inn
00:10:06They always have that conversation
00:10:07Between the two people
00:10:09Well, I'll just go into town
00:10:10And it drifts
00:10:12You know what I mean?
00:10:13It kind of fades out
00:10:13It's a video game character
00:10:15In the background of every scene
00:10:16This is Old Beggar and Seagull
00:10:19Hey, well, that bears my supper
00:10:27Don't laugh, dude
00:10:28I've got to get a clean take
00:10:31Stop laughing
00:10:32I don't understand how Foley works
00:10:34Why are you in your underwear?
00:10:36It's Foley
00:10:38You know what?
00:10:39If Chrissy actually had a crush on you
00:10:41We could have just asked her
00:10:42To be in the movie for real
00:10:43She doesn't still have a crush on me
00:10:44Yeah, but maybe she does
00:10:46She lets you in grade three
00:10:47That stuff doesn't just go away
00:10:50How could we figure out
00:10:51If she still likes you?
00:10:52I know what we do
00:10:53We will put a microphone on her locker
00:10:57That's a great idea
00:10:59That's not crazy
00:11:00If we put a microphone on her locker
00:11:02And then we'll get Owen to walk by
00:11:05Like that
00:11:06And then she'll say either
00:11:08Oh my god
00:11:09There goes Owen
00:11:10Or this fucking faggot
00:11:12Get him out of there
00:11:14Yeah, that's actually a pretty good plan
00:11:16You do that walk from Malcolm X
00:11:19Did you know that one?
00:11:20That Spike Lee teaches Denzel
00:11:22And then in grade
00:11:25I don't know if we were right
00:11:26When this girl was 16 or something
00:11:28She got this butterfly tattoo
00:11:29Now she has
00:11:30It's very cartoonish
00:11:31I don't like it at all
00:11:32It didn't take
00:11:33It didn't take
00:11:34They didn't notice
00:11:35Oh, they didn't notice
00:11:36They didn't notice
00:11:36Remember, grab the ring
00:11:37And swing that arm
00:11:39Like that
00:11:39Go, go, go, go
00:11:42I don't know
00:11:43I didn't think about that
00:11:44I think
00:11:45You know what
00:11:45I think I want to keep
00:11:50I think I'm going to have to
00:11:52About half a half down
00:11:53This year
00:11:54Because last year
00:11:55Her boy nailed it
00:11:55All the way down
00:11:56We can hear everything they say
00:11:58You know
00:11:59This girl is so stupid
00:12:01Oh, shut up
00:12:04Hey, where do you want
00:12:05Hey, Chrissy
00:12:06There's your boyfriend
00:12:14It would have been better
00:12:15If they didn't laugh
00:12:16Like it was a joke afterwards
00:12:20Okay, so, uh
00:12:21So, the dirties
00:12:22What am I supposed to say?
00:12:23The dirties
00:12:24You say, the dirties
00:12:26You let me worry about the dirties
00:12:28You two work on your grades
00:12:29You're both flunk
00:12:30Failing
00:12:31Yeah, the dirties
00:12:32You let me worry about the dirties
00:12:33You work on your grades
00:12:34You're both, uh, failing?
00:12:37Yeah
00:12:37And then we're going to go back
00:12:38What? Listen
00:12:39The deputy wants this case
00:12:40The deputy
00:12:41Deputy doesn't want this case
00:12:42Your own teacher's telling me
00:12:43To do you on this
00:12:44I told you this guy's useless
00:12:46Listen, why don't you go a double
00:12:47Why don't you go above the deputy's head?
00:12:50Chain of command
00:12:51I told you this guy's useless
00:12:53That's it
00:12:54Give me your badges
00:12:58And now?
00:12:58Ah!
00:13:00Ah!
00:13:01Ah!
00:13:01No or ah?
00:13:01Go ah!
00:13:03Ah!
00:13:04Ah!
00:13:07Mr. Muldoon?
00:13:10Okay
00:13:10Get it from the exact same angle
00:13:12That you had it from before
00:13:14So that we're in the exact same spot
00:13:16Okay
00:13:18Is this right?
00:13:20Well, where?
00:13:21What did I say?
00:13:22What did he say?
00:13:23Jack
00:13:23I mean, he does chain of command
00:13:25And we say this guy's useless
00:13:26Let me do my McNelton line first
00:13:28God, this is going to be fucking amazing
00:13:29You know what's amazing
00:13:30Is that even after all these years
00:13:31Kurt Cobain still looks better than Courtney Love
00:13:35It's funny
00:13:35Kurt Cobain still looks better than Courtney Love
00:13:38It's not original
00:13:38It's stolen
00:13:39It's stolen
00:13:39Matt and Owen
00:13:40Ah
00:13:42Hey, Owen, tell your mama
00:13:44I had a good time in her bed last night
00:13:47Matt, have you tried her apple custard?
00:13:50Ugh
00:13:52It was disgusting
00:13:53It was delicious
00:13:54I'll bet, man
00:13:56What the fuck is he talking about?
00:13:58Her apple custard
00:13:59You on us?
00:14:00I'm on, Joe
00:14:01This is supposed to look really cinematic
00:14:02This shot
00:14:03Because it's the last shot of the movie
00:14:09That's it
00:14:10The dirtiest
00:14:10You know, it's so funny
00:14:11I can't
00:14:11I'm so excited about this being the last shot
00:14:13I'm thinking about
00:14:15I know I want to do it too
00:14:16But what do you think about this for an idea?
00:14:18If at the end of this
00:14:19We shoot a montage
00:14:21Of us
00:14:22Like jumping around
00:14:23Exciting and celebrating this
00:14:25Celebrating finishing the movie
00:14:26And we can put in that
00:14:27Wicked song by Best Coast
00:14:29The world
00:14:30The world
00:14:31Is lazy
00:14:35But you and me
00:14:37We're just crazy
00:14:41So when I'm with you
00:14:43I have fun
00:14:45Yeah, when I'm with you
00:14:46I have fun
00:14:48Yeah, when I'm with you
00:14:50I have fun
00:14:51Yeah, when I'm with you
00:14:53I have fun
00:15:08Yeah, when I'm with you
00:15:11I have fun
00:15:13Yeah, when I'm with you
00:15:14I have fun
00:15:16Yeah, when I'm with you
00:15:18I have fun
00:15:19Yeah, when I'm with you
00:15:21I have fun
00:15:21I have fun
00:15:22I have fun
00:15:22Yeah, when I'm with you
00:15:23Yeah, when I'm with you
00:15:24Yeah, when I'm with you
00:15:25Come on Roach. There they are up ahead. Now stay low and keep quiet.
00:15:36Alright, we've got three foot longs going east in front of the school all smoking.
00:15:43Use the smoke for windage.
00:15:46Hitman 225, this is Hitman 3 Romeo Actual. We have contact with dirties.
00:15:50245 yards. All right Roach. That dirty with the green bandana? Let's blow his dick off.
00:15:57Should be a tough show. 400 yards and his dick looks to be the size of a swamp pepper.
00:16:03Take down these faggots. Don't say faggots.
00:16:14That's me doing a joker from Dark Knight.
00:16:22It's hot as hell. It's not the most human.
00:16:25Yo, you get the stuff? Oh!
00:16:27The dirties.
00:16:28Give me the keys, you cocksucking motherfucker.
00:16:31Give me the keys, you cocksucking motherfucker!
00:16:39What am I gonna do with you guys? The fucking dirties are running this school.
00:16:43You stupid motherfucker!
00:16:45The dirties? You let me worry about the dirties. You should be worrying about yourselves.
00:16:51Did you know you're both failing?
00:16:52Oh, we're failing? Guess what, Newsflash? We don't give a fuck, man!
00:16:56We're out here to kill!
00:16:58Too many extracurriculars, Matt.
00:17:00Too many extracurriculars?!
00:17:02Our grades are so important!
00:17:03Too many extracurriculars?!
00:17:04We're gonna get the fucking dirties!
00:17:05And then we're gonna fucking come for you, you son of a bitch!
00:17:08Chain of command!
00:17:09This guy was fucking useless.
00:17:11He's a bureaucrat!
00:17:12That's it!
00:17:13Give me your badges!
00:17:14Badges?
00:17:16Badges?!
00:17:17We don't need no stinking badges!
00:17:21Give me the keys, you cocksucking motherfucker!
00:17:52Uh, okay, um, you guys gotta make some changes.
00:17:57Why? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:17:59You gotta make some changes. You gotta cut the swearing.
00:18:02Uh, the guns have gotta go.
00:18:04No, no, we'll, we can leave the swearing!
00:18:06So, I, I don't think we can have a film where you're shooting your teacher.
00:18:10I don't think that works either.
00:18:12You're gonna gut it!
00:18:13You're talking about gutting the movie!
00:18:14No, I'm not gutting, I'm not gutting it.
00:18:15Listen, think of it like this.
00:18:17It's, you've made an R-rated movie, you're the directors.
00:18:19That's your director's cut, okay?
00:18:22Now, think of it like I'm your producer and I'm saying, listen,
00:18:24if you wanna get it into theaters, we need to put a PG rating on it.
00:18:28PG-13.
00:18:29You gotta take all that stuff out.
00:18:31Take a chance with us.
00:18:33Take a risk.
00:18:34Take a risk with us.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:38Come on!
00:18:39Listen, here's what we're gonna do.
00:18:40You guys are gonna take this, this footage, okay?
00:18:42You've got, you've got a great rough cut.
00:18:45You're gonna take out that stuff.
00:18:47You're gonna bring it tomorrow.
00:18:48You're gonna show me a better version without all that stuff in it, okay?
00:18:52Just a, you're gonna tighten it up.
00:18:54And the, the, the challenge for you is to make...
00:18:58Okay, folks!
00:18:59Can I have your attention, please?
00:19:01Can I have your attention?
00:19:03Up here!
00:19:04Teacher.
00:19:04Teacher.
00:19:05Teaching the class now.
00:19:08Why, please?
00:19:09Okay.
00:19:09We've got something really exciting for you today.
00:19:12Matt and Owen have made, made a bit of an epic for you guys.
00:19:15I, I saw a sneak peek the other day and it was extreme.
00:19:21But, but really great stuff.
00:19:24It's got everything.
00:19:25It's action, comedy, a bit of a romance and a bit of a gender bender.
00:19:32Genre bender.
00:19:33It's a genre bender.
00:19:34What's that?
00:19:35It's a, it's a genre bender.
00:19:37Genre bender.
00:19:39Do you, do you guys want to come up and talk about it a little bit?
00:19:42No?
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:45So, uh, then without further ado, uh, let's, let's go.
00:19:49Can we have the lights, please?
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:55Ready?
00:19:58Okay.
00:19:59Shh.
00:20:07Are you fucking killing me?
00:20:09Yeah.
00:20:19Oh my.
00:20:21Oh my.
00:20:22Oh my.
00:20:23Oh my.
00:20:25Thanks for meeting me on such short.
00:20:26Shut up.
00:20:27This is a motion picture.
00:20:28Trust me.
00:20:28One of the departments is the only place to think of.
00:20:30All right.
00:20:32I need to know I can travel.
00:20:33Of course you can travel.
00:20:35Well, you're trying to follow.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:36Show me the night.
00:20:37This is Detective Johnson.
00:20:40Guys, just watch, watch the, watch the face.
00:20:43Okay?
00:20:44And no going back now.
00:20:46They're going to share AIDS.
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:50Oh!
00:20:51Oh!
00:20:54It's going to be awkward.
00:20:55I used to date one of the singers here.
00:20:57I hear she said knockout.
00:21:02What is this movie?
00:21:08Can we please be quiet?
00:21:10Let's give them our attention.
00:21:11Please.
00:21:13This place has character, but I don't think it's the height of the 30s.
00:21:18That's my girl.
00:21:23It probably doesn't even recognize me.
00:21:25It's both of them, different people.
00:21:28Malkovich, Malkovich.
00:21:31Oh!
00:21:33That's you!
00:21:33That's you!
00:21:34That's him!
00:21:36Oh!
00:21:39Oh!
00:21:40Come on!
00:21:41Come on!
00:21:42Come on!
00:21:50It's like she's trying to signal us.
00:22:10What the fuck? What the fuck?
00:22:12Fuck you, dirties! Fuck you!
00:22:17Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:22:18Get away from me.
00:22:19Is it bleeding? Is it bleeding?
00:22:22Jesus Christ!
00:22:25Jesus Christ!
00:22:27Fuck.
00:22:29Dude, let me see. Let me see. Let me see.
00:22:30Fuck off.
00:22:31What are you mad at me for?
00:22:34Just don't touch me.
00:22:39Did you see that?
00:22:40No, what happened?
00:22:42My friend got hit with a rock.
00:22:43Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
00:22:45Come on!
00:22:46Okay.
00:22:47Fuck.
00:22:52Goddamn.
00:22:56Do you need help?
00:22:57I'm okay.
00:22:58He's okay. He just got hit.
00:22:59I'm okay.
00:23:00He hit by what?
00:23:01By a stone.
00:23:12Fuck.
00:23:16Fuck.
00:23:19What we should have done is just actually shot those guys.
00:23:22If we'd actually just gone and killed all the dirties.
00:23:25Can you imagine if that, if we showed that movie to class? Oh my God.
00:23:28What, a movie of everybody dead?
00:23:30No. If you go, if we went in and we, if we just went and shot, what did Muldoon say?
00:23:36You can't make a school shooting movie? If we made a movie where we went in and we just shot
00:23:41the bad guys.
00:23:42Yeah, that's what we did in our movie.
00:23:43But if we actually did it. If we actually went with real guns and actually killed only the bad guys.
00:23:49But we just blew them away. All on camera.
00:23:52Muldoon's like, you know guys, this is really, you didn't listen to me. I thought it, I said it was
00:23:58too dark before when you were pretending to kill these guys. Now you actually kill them?
00:24:03Oh, you're actually going to kill these guys.
00:24:07Oh, that's funny.
00:24:12Oh, this is so sick.
00:24:14And the key is going to be making sure that everybody knows we're just there for the dirties.
00:24:19They know that we're just there to get the bad guys.
00:24:21And we can wear, we can wear shirts that are like, we're just here for the bad guys.
00:24:24We have a megaphone. It's like, everybody, everybody, don't worry.
00:24:26I know we look dangerous and we are, but we're not here to kill anybody who didn't bully us.
00:24:32If you bullied us, holy shit, you shouldn't be spared because we are actually going to kill you.
00:24:38Actually, this is a wicked idea. We got to write this stuff down.
00:24:41The dirties too.
00:24:51Oh, my God.
00:24:58You guys want some popcorn?
00:25:08You guys want some popcorn?
00:25:15Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.
00:25:36It's the hard thing about writing songs, even any little-
00:25:38Owen, what about this?
00:25:42For the shooting?
00:25:46I guess it's not safe because this, what are we, we're promoting a choking hazard.
00:25:50What did they say as a kid? You'll die?
00:25:53Bags used to say that.
00:25:54Put this over a child's head and the child will die.
00:25:57They say you'll suffocate.
00:25:58Will suffocate.
00:25:59Well, what the hell is this?
00:26:05I'm fine.
00:26:06What about this shirt? Is this shirt too much?
00:26:10We're tear-aways. Both of us wear tear-aways.
00:26:12And so we walk into school and people are like,
00:26:14Oh my God, look at those gay tear-aways.
00:26:16And we're like...
00:26:22Is this perfect?
00:26:26Crazy killers always obsessed with Catcher in the Rye.
00:26:28I like how you're wearing that hunting hat, the way you like it.
00:26:32No, wrong.
00:26:33That's better.
00:26:34The point is, isn't this wicked?
00:26:36Yes.
00:26:37School shooting.
00:26:38This is the Catcher in the Rye theme school shooting.
00:26:40It's like we're planning a prom.
00:26:54I hate this shit again. Let's make this fucking sense.
00:26:56I don't want to make this play.
00:26:58Sure.
00:26:59I hate this shit again. Let's make this fucking sense.
00:27:08I don't want to make this play.
00:27:21Great.
00:27:37Just any pair of jeans and any shirt.
00:27:39Can you bring two?
00:27:41Can you bring some for 0 and 2?
00:27:44No, my phone got soaked.
00:27:45That's why I'm calling you on a payphone.
00:27:49No, I didn't.
00:27:50No, I didn't do it.
00:27:51Mom, mom, mom.
00:27:54No, it just got thrown in the toilet.
00:27:58I'm telling you.
00:27:59That's why I'm calling you on a payphone.
00:28:03Just, can you bring clothes to the school?
00:28:05I'm in my gym clothes.
00:28:06Yes.
00:28:09Fucking bitch.
00:28:12Did you?
00:28:14Why is your phone wet?
00:28:15Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?
00:28:17Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?
00:28:19Why didn't you call me on your cell phone?
00:28:20No, no.
00:28:21No, I didn't.
00:28:23Okay, well...
00:28:25Matt, is she bringing them now?
00:28:27Yeah, go to class.
00:28:28I'll wait here for her.
00:28:37oh yeah what's this motherfucker what the fuck is this what the fuck is this who did this
00:28:44you did who else
00:29:13hi I'm trying to get blueprints on my high school for a school project I'm doing it's called West
00:29:17Mount hi yeah thank you so much hi I'm trying to get blueprints of my school for a project I'm
00:29:36doing
00:29:48okay thanks a lot man see ya is it not at all a concern do you think that they gave
00:29:57me everything
00:29:59with no I didn't even have to show them my student card
00:30:04they gave me everything how much does it cost to print this
00:30:22what was the name of that guy who threw the rocket
00:30:38just don't make it obvious don't don't make it obvious
00:30:42I don't care is she can see me that's why I have no idea I'm just I'm an appreciator it's
00:30:47like a piece
00:30:48of art it's pretty sweet Owen is obsessed with her I'm obsessed with her you are upset you are
00:30:54obsessed with her I'm not obsessed yes you're obsessed with her what life you have right now
00:31:00I'm not obsessed with her yes you are what the fuck did you just do I'm sorry
00:31:11why don't you try paying fucking attention look at this you got fucking shit all over my shirt
00:31:14this shirt is expensive okay I'm sorry why don't you try looking at me what are you looking at the
00:31:17ground for look at me I'm right here I will just ruin my fucking lunch knock shit on the ground
00:31:21got
00:31:21it on my shirt shit I apologize for that get up okay I'm sorry what the fuck was that I'm
00:31:29sorry I
00:31:29didn't mean to interrupt your lunch or anything like that so how about you go the fuck are you guys
00:31:32doing throw the fuck up shit finish your fucking game pick that shit up have a good fucking day
00:31:38finish your fucking game pick that shit up have a good fucking game pick that shit up have a good
00:32:08Feeney!
00:32:18Oh, shh!
00:32:20Come on, I'm breaking you out.
00:32:23I know, I'm springing you.
00:32:27Put on your mic. Put on your mic.
00:32:30They can't hear you. Put your mic on.
00:32:33Put your mic on for one second. It'll take you two seconds. Put your mic on.
00:32:36Is this a classic break out?
00:32:43I can't come out, obviously.
00:32:45Get your bike!
00:32:48I'm springing you, Jimmy!
00:32:51One, two, three, four.
00:33:06I'll go.
00:33:07You, Jimmy!
00:33:12I'm springing you, Jimmy!
00:33:13Love you, Jimmy!
00:33:16I'll be back!
00:33:16Crush a bit, a little bit. Roll it up, take it here
00:33:21Feeling lit, feeling like, 2 am summer night
00:33:25I don't care, hands on the wheel, driving junk, I'm doing my thing
00:33:29Rolling the Midwest side now, living my life, getting out jeans
00:33:33People told me, slow my roll, I'm screaming out, fuck that
00:33:37I'm gonna do just what I want, and there ain't no turning back
00:33:42If I fall, if I die, know I lived it to the fullest
00:33:46If I fall, if I die, know I lived it missing fullest
00:33:50I'm on the pursuit of happiness
00:33:53And I know everything will shine, ain't always gonna be cool
00:33:59I'll be fine once I get here, and I'll be good
00:34:09What is it? What's that called?
00:34:14What is it? What is it? What is that called?
00:34:16What is it? What is that called?
00:34:18I don't know, I call it double talk.
00:34:20You call it double talk? You invented it?
00:34:22No. Some people call it double talk, some call it gibberish
00:34:24The girls, I learned it from at camp when I was a kid called it double talk
00:34:29How do you do it?
00:34:34You know, Anika Popeil told me in grade 6, she was like, yeah, me and Mark are supposed to have
00:34:41sex today, but then stuff started coming out of there
00:34:44And it was grade 6, and I was still wearing like Ninja Teddy sweatpants
00:34:49And I was like, what?
00:34:52Ninja Teddy?
00:34:54Yeah, Ryan Gahooley once told me when I was in the arcade right by the school
00:34:59Remember we used to be right by that arcade by the school?
00:35:02Ryan Gahooley told me, hey yo Johnson, sweatpants are out
00:35:09And I just walked away, I had left two quarters on the machine
00:35:12Really?
00:35:13I'm serious, it killed me!
00:35:15It killed me, it was the first time I really got bullied like
00:35:21Like just for being myself, you know what I mean?
00:35:26What was the name of that guy who threw the rock at you?
00:35:33Sean
00:35:37What's his last name?
00:35:41Spirit
00:35:56Who else is this?
00:35:58Like a dirty for sure
00:36:08Jackman
00:36:19Dylan
00:36:24Hold this
00:36:29So it's 8 by, wow, that's way more than enough
00:36:338 by 62
00:36:36Grab the other end of this
00:36:36Okay
00:36:38This is funny, eh?
00:36:39This is when the Pythagorean theorem would probably really help us
00:36:43Move back there, what's wrong with you?
00:36:44What's going on?
00:36:45Are you sure we should be doing this right now?
00:36:47Doing what?
00:36:47We're measuring the school, there's nothing wrong with this
00:36:49But it looks bad
00:36:55You're being such a freak
00:36:57What do you think people are gonna think?
00:36:59We're dangerous because we're measuring things in the hallway?
00:37:01We look totally innocent, look at you
00:37:03We don't look innocent, we look ridiculous
00:37:04No, we don't
00:37:05We look very conspicuous
00:37:07I look like Encyclopedia Brown
00:37:10What does this look like to you?
00:37:11What does this look like to you?
00:37:11You're walking by, you're just a regular person
00:37:13I don't know
00:37:13Jared, what does this look like?
00:37:15Here I am measuring something
00:37:17Okay, but you
00:37:17I took a picture of it, what does it honestly look like?
00:37:20It looks like
00:37:20What's it look like?
00:37:21Here I measure you, Tris
00:37:22Does this look dangerous to you?
00:37:23Let me stop
00:37:24Let me stop
00:37:25Does this look dangerous, Chrissy?
00:37:27I'm measuring Owen
00:37:27We're planning a school shooting
00:37:30Really?
00:37:31Yeah
00:37:31Awesome
00:37:32You want us to kill anybody for you or?
00:37:34Yeah, maybe Mr. Bird
00:37:36Actually, Chrissy, did you do the bio?
00:37:40Uh, no actually I haven't
00:37:41Have you?
00:37:42No, but Owen's gonna text it to me later
00:37:43Do you want him to text it to you?
00:37:45Sure
00:37:46Actually, yeah
00:37:47Here, put your number in this
00:37:54Good luck with your shooting
00:37:55Yay
00:37:57Don't tell anybody
00:37:57I won't
00:38:03Okay, I think she's gonna talk
00:38:04We gotta get rid of her
00:38:05Okay, okay
00:38:05You gotta get rid of her
00:38:06She knows the whole plan
00:38:07Okay
00:38:08She saw me measuring you
00:38:09I understand
00:38:09I even told her
00:38:11I even told her about the shooting
00:38:13She's gotta die
00:38:15Fuck
00:38:16Dude, we got a younger girlfriend
00:38:17Can you give me the phone?
00:38:19How am I gonna text her bio homework?
00:38:20I don't know why she bought that
00:38:22I have no idea why she said yes
00:38:24She's an idiot, maybe she just likes you
00:38:27You understand?
00:38:28Well, why is she agreeing to have you text her an entire bio lab?
00:38:31It doesn't even make sense
00:38:33No, it doesn't
00:38:34So we'll get home, do the bio homework as soon as we
00:38:40I'm okay
00:38:40I'm okay
00:38:41What are you
00:38:42Going?
00:38:43What are you freaking out for?
00:38:47Okay
00:38:48I have this here
00:38:53Okay, text Chrissy and tell her to call you at 9
00:38:56Why?
00:38:57What happens at 9?
00:38:58Just do it!
00:38:58That's Chrissy
00:38:59Are you ready?
00:39:00Hold on, hold on, hold on
00:39:01With your stuff?
00:39:02Jesus
00:39:10Hello?
00:39:15Hi, sorry, I'm at a party, I can't talk, I can't really hear you, who is this?
00:39:24Okay, sorry, I'm gonna go somewhere I can hear you better, okay? It's just really noisy here at this party
00:39:33No, no, no, no, it's fine, just one sec
00:39:46Hi, hi, okay, Chrissy, sorry, can you hear me now?
00:39:51Okay, great, sorry, what were you calling about?
00:39:58Oh, right, the homework
00:40:00Yeah, I mean, I did a little bit of it, but it doesn't, I mean, it's just school
00:40:05Who cares?
00:40:07Um, so could you just give me what you bought, Rhys, and then I can give you some marks for
00:40:11them?
00:40:12Yeah, there you go
00:40:18Have you ever read Don't Care High?
00:40:24Yes
00:40:24Cormen?
00:40:25Yeah, with all the spare lockers
00:40:27Oh, right, the guy's like the baron of spare lockers
00:40:30Hi Owen
00:40:32Did you see that?
00:40:35Did you get that?
00:40:38It's not that she just said hi, it's that she said hi in front of everybody in the hallway
00:40:43That's not just a regular hi, it's not like, hi, how are you, while you're walking home
00:40:46It was in front of everybody, do you understand?
00:40:48You understand how big that is?
00:40:49I understand, okay, what about this?
00:40:51Now, I sit in the hallway, I play guitar
00:40:53I'm just waiting, she walks by, I play like some romantic song
00:40:56She's like, Owen, that's the best song
00:40:59I said, what are you talking about?
00:41:01Girls like guitar, you don't like that?
00:41:02You sound like me, coming up with a terrible plan
00:41:05Okay, then
00:41:05That plan sucks, you can't use, what, you're like a Spanish gangster?
00:41:08Okay
00:41:08Waiting for her?
00:41:09Listen, that's fine, then you do you, coming up with a good plan
00:41:12I will come up with a good plan
00:41:14Tell me a good plan right now
00:41:15I, oh, let me do it after I get back from my cottage
00:41:17Oh, weekend? Me waiting, sitting on this news, tell me a plan, I need a plan
00:41:21Well, I can't come up with something right now
00:41:22Yes, you can, do it
00:41:23Wait three days, I'll be back from
00:41:24Come up with a plan right now, I need a plan
00:41:26Are you bullying me?
00:41:27Listen, I can't wait for you to come back from your cottage
00:41:29Is what I'm telling you
00:41:30Well, I'm not
00:41:30Let me come to your cottage with you
00:41:32You know, I'm going up there to just fire guns with my cousin Nelson
00:41:35See the, scary guy who always wears sunglasses?
00:41:38Yeah
00:41:40I, I like guns
00:42:06So you want to close your left eye
00:42:09And then line up the sights
00:42:12Like, what does line up the sights mean?
00:42:14Put this white one level and in between that little notch
00:42:19Like that?
00:42:20But that's not going to like kick back and hit me in the face or something?
00:42:23Uh
00:42:27Well, on the count of what?
00:42:29Countdown from 50?
00:42:30Whoa, shit
00:42:46Holy shit
00:42:47Do you want to buzz one by my head just so I see what it's like?
00:42:52Just so I can feel it?
00:42:54Alright
00:42:55Just buzz one by me
00:42:57It'll be like I'm riding my bike past a B
00:43:00Whoa
00:43:03Hold on guys, I need a drink
00:43:05Ha
00:43:07Ha
00:43:34I'm a little bit more.
00:43:35I'm a little bit more.
00:43:38What's inside your charlotte mail?
00:43:42It's fine.
00:43:45I can't really get all out of it.
00:43:48It's so cold.
00:43:52It's so slow.
00:43:54Come on, fuck.
00:43:57Oh, my God.
00:43:59So we don't spoil.
00:44:01Come on, come on.
00:44:06It's so slow.
00:44:09It's fine.
00:44:11It's fine.
00:44:13It's fine.
00:44:25It's fine.
00:44:28Oh.
00:44:31Hey.
00:44:32Could've me.
00:44:57It's fine.
00:44:58It's fine.
00:45:01It's fine.
00:45:06why do you do that after you get me to trust you because this is why i don't trust you
00:45:10yeah
00:45:10but it's good to trust somebody and not trust somebody at the same time
00:45:15it'll be fine it'll be fine nelson said it doesn't matter but where is nelson nelson's
00:45:20up at the fire just watch out watch out watch out there's mud on the ground
00:45:25matt just come on owen come on nelson you're sure it's okay that we're here with you guys
00:45:29yeah wicked this is your friend yeah this is scott i don't think you've met scott
00:45:34nice to meet you nice to meet you i don't know if it's already to be wearing this but
00:45:41it's the only coat i had i guess i could take it off no it's the only one we had
00:45:45at the cottage
00:45:46i know i look like an indian chief my plan right now is for us to go back home and
00:45:52bake a cake
00:45:53and then have owen run into the cafeteria and pretend he stole it from a home ec class
00:45:59and put it in front of her and her friends sort of at the cool table and be like christy
00:46:02i just
00:46:03stole this cake from a home ec class do you want to eat it and then she'll think oh man
00:46:07this guy's
00:46:07badass because he stole a cake do you think that'll work um i don't know cake plan i don't know
00:46:13if that'll
00:46:14work i think that's kind of corny no no no it's like in movies that's like what you do on
00:46:20but that stuff
00:46:21actually works and it's not like he gives you the cake will you marry me i play guitar and that's
00:46:27just
00:46:27a general thing and i find some way to show that i play guitar in public is the point what
00:46:32you love
00:46:33yeah right i think that's good it shows like off you totally right i think that'd be super cool that's
00:46:38what i think that's better than the cake yeah and then if she says anything just like yeah maybe we
00:46:42should
00:46:42get a coffee or something sometimes and if she doesn't it's no big deal because it's nothing
00:46:46lost no nothing lost nothing gained don't be creepy about it i'm not creepy no i'm just like the cake
00:46:53is creepy that's not i'm not creepy don't do the cake don't do the cake so the key is to
00:46:57act paranoid
00:46:57as soon as you run up to her you got to act like you actually are in trouble and that
00:47:01if you don't sit
00:47:02down you're going to be you're going to get fucked okay so you say hey chrissy can i sit down
00:47:05please i
00:47:05really need to sit down so badly hey the fuck i i just stole this cake from home ec class
00:47:10exactly and then once
00:47:11you're sitting down it's fine you gotta sit down and then you what you're trying to do is get to
00:47:14a point where you and her are just eating cake together and it's a casual casual lunch date
00:47:19and it's nothing and if it doesn't work if she's like no you you just lebron james her you have
00:47:25some
00:47:25flour okay hold i i just stole this cake from a home ec class we should eat it do you
00:47:38guys want to eat it
00:47:38all right calm sit down okay i i uh grabbed some forts and plates too nice yeah hold on that's
00:47:46a
00:47:46classic cake some other kids made that yeah it was it was just sitting there so i grabbed it so
00:47:53they're
00:48:05it got us the cake it's so good yeah no you can yeah it takes something
00:48:14here again buddy what do you think it's actually so good
00:48:21what the was that what are you talking about that was amazing what was that that wasn't the plan
00:48:27chrissy loved it not chrissy dude the dirties you gave the cake to the dirties
00:48:32i watched you you gave the cake to the dirties it was for chrissy and she thought it was amazing
00:48:37dude i don't get everybody thought it was amazing what the is wrong with you
00:48:44chrissy thought it was great
00:48:45what the fuck are you doing
00:49:11I don't know.
00:49:28We should get in Catcher in a Rye.
00:49:32Isn't it funny?
00:49:32We just get all of these?
00:49:36What do you mean?
00:49:37We should check all these out.
00:49:38We seem crazy.
00:49:40Six copies of Catcher in a Rye.
00:49:41We should check all these out right now.
00:49:43We'll take these three.
00:49:44Why do we want to seem crazy?
00:49:45It's funny.
00:49:46It makes it seem funny.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49Come on, you pony.
00:49:51Okay.
00:49:58Hey, Owen.
00:50:02What's up?
00:50:05Why does the word arbitrary mean?
00:50:07It means like I had a decision that was made for reasons that don't really matter or by someone who
00:50:14didn't really have the right to make sure.
00:50:15The decision, like, it's like that decision was just arbitrary.
00:50:20It means the decision doesn't even matter.
00:50:22You didn't have the right to make the decision.
00:50:24Does that make sense?
00:50:25Yeah.
00:50:26Okay.
00:50:27Okay.
00:50:32And she just straight up asked you what that meant?
00:50:33That's insane.
00:50:34She just said, what does the word arbitrary mean?
00:50:36I told her, and then she said, okay, thanks.
00:50:39She's an idiot.
00:50:40What's she reading?
00:50:41The Grapes of Wrath?
00:50:42She doesn't know what arbitrary means?
00:50:44I'll go tell her.
00:50:45That's a terrible definition.
00:50:46It's not a terrible definition.
00:50:47Define it in a more pithy way.
00:50:49Arbitrary?
00:50:51You don't get this much time.
00:50:54What does the word arbitrary mean?
00:50:56Sorry.
00:50:59Arbitrary means...
00:51:01What does the word arbitrary mean?
00:51:03Arbitrary means...
00:51:04Arbitrary is when you know what something means, but no.
00:51:10I just couldn't believe you're doing anything this stupid.
00:51:17But I didn't mean...
00:51:18I didn't do it on purpose.
00:51:19It was that I was so focused on this idea.
00:51:25I was really shocked, too.
00:51:29And then it goes into this thing.
00:51:32Well, you know what this is.
00:51:33This is when we did the plan.
00:51:35Yeah, but I haven't...
00:51:36But I just haven't seen...
00:51:37Just do it!
00:51:39Okay, that's Chrissy.
00:51:40Are you ready?
00:51:40See, I cut it so that one thing just happens right after another.
00:51:42Well, how does this look?
00:51:44Because this...
00:51:46You're getting less trouble where I'm from.
00:51:49Like, it looks amazing.
00:51:50This is awesome.
00:51:52You haven't seen any of this stuff, eh?
00:51:54From this new cut?
00:51:56No.
00:51:56That last scene's so...
00:51:58Like, ridiculous.
00:52:00Here.
00:52:00You see the stuff of us biking?
00:52:02Check this out.
00:52:04Look, that I'm gonna do just what I want
00:52:07And there ain't no turning back
00:52:09If I fall, if I die
00:52:11No, I'll lift it to the fullest if I fall
00:52:14If I die
00:52:15What are those?
00:52:17Blueprints.
00:52:19What do you mean?
00:52:22Uh...
00:52:22They're blueprints at the school.
00:52:25I haven't even told you any of this stuff.
00:52:27What do you mean at the school?
00:52:28Yeah, I meant to tell you this.
00:52:29Hold on a second.
00:52:30I'll show you.
00:52:31Check it out.
00:52:32And I've got them all marked off
00:52:34Like, with
00:52:36Like, what, uh
00:52:38What each room is for
00:52:40And, like, who uses each room
00:52:41And when and shit like that.
00:52:42Look at this.
00:52:43They're fucking huge, eh?
00:52:45And look, I put the dirties on top of it
00:52:47Like that.
00:52:49And look, every single room I've got
00:52:51Like, labeled, like, the gym
00:52:53And, like, Mr. Max class
00:52:56And Muldoon's
00:52:57And it's got everything.
00:52:58It's got everything.
00:52:58I've got the times and
00:53:00Hold on a second.
00:53:03And, like, the period changes
00:53:05And look at this.
00:53:05I've got where people normally hang out
00:53:07And all the locker configurations of everybody
00:53:09And I've got a special page
00:53:11Just for, um
00:53:13Just for the dirties
00:53:14Like, where all the dirties hang out
00:53:15Outside the school
00:53:27And all the dirties hang out
00:53:46Like, I'm together
00:53:47Live-yyy
00:53:47Like, where all the dirties hang out
00:53:50Have they all approved?
00:53:56And all the dirties hang out
00:53:58Then all the dirties hang out遠
00:53:59those of those And
00:53:59all the dirties hang out Then
00:54:04all the dirties hang out If
00:54:05any faucet shake out Then
00:54:06all the dirties hang out Then
00:54:08all the dirties hang out And
00:54:08dirties hang out Mint
00:54:14Aärtin
00:55:15Let me show you something.
00:55:17Let me show you something.
00:55:18It's all like speaking a different language, right?
00:55:22So this is going to be a sentence that we're playing.
00:55:24It's a phrase with its own rhythms and a phonetic way of delivering it.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:28So you go...
00:55:31See?
00:55:32Yeah, it sounds so good when you play it compared to me.
00:55:34Well, you just separate your hands, right?
00:55:35I don't know.
00:55:37I'm trying to learn this for, like, tomorrow.
00:55:39I'm not going to be able to get it like you.
00:55:40What are you going to learn for tomorrow?
00:55:41You've got lots of time.
00:55:42You've got to practice this every single day.
00:55:44And let me tell you, the girls are going to come after you after you learn it.
00:55:47What's this guy's name?
00:55:48Is it D?
00:55:50Dylan?
00:55:53You don't know what this guy's name is?
00:56:06When did you get all those pictures?
00:56:08Just from footage.
00:56:10Oh, you printed it from, like, from screenshot?
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:15Why?
00:56:16For the movie.
00:56:18It's all the dirties.
00:56:19What if your mom sees that stuff?
00:56:21My mom never comes down here.
00:56:22When was the last time you saw my mom in the basement?
00:56:25Even if she did, why didn't she think?
00:56:26Oh, wow, there's some fucking pictures of kids.
00:56:28She would think this was for a movie.
00:56:29It is for a movie.
00:56:30And if she said, Matt, why do you have pictures of bullies at your school?
00:56:34I'd be like, it's for the movie, mom.
00:56:35Don't worry.
00:56:35She'd be like, I don't even know why I asked you that.
00:56:37Blah, blah, blah.
00:56:38Hey, Stephen, did you hear?
00:56:39Matthew's fucking blah, blah, blah.
00:56:41She wouldn't even say that.
00:56:43Okay, I'm off to work.
00:56:44Bye.
00:56:47Why don't you go tell my mom?
00:56:48Go upstairs.
00:56:51Mrs. Johnson.
00:56:53Mrs. Johnson, your son's fucking...
00:56:54He's got a bunch of pictures of people on the wall
00:56:57that he thinks he's going to kill later.
00:57:00Take the pictures down or something.
00:57:02I don't want to be...
00:57:03No.
00:57:06Okay, I'm going home.
00:57:08What?
00:57:10I'm going home.
00:57:12I'm going home.
00:57:31Hey.
00:57:34Hey.
00:57:35Hey.
00:57:37Hey.
00:57:38Hey.
00:57:42You know what?
00:57:49Tarantino.
00:57:51Nice haircut, dude.
00:57:53Nice haircut.
00:57:53Nice haircut.
00:57:53Excuse me.
00:57:55Oh, look at this guy.
00:57:58Hey.
00:58:10This is like when Snake Eyes made that mistake.
00:58:13Can you please back up?
00:58:15Do the Snake Eyes bit in a minute, but just at least...
00:58:17I have to be here to do the Snake Eyes bit.
00:58:19Back up by like a foot. You're being insane.
00:58:21Yeah, but it won't look as good unless I'm like this.
00:58:22It doesn't matter how good it looks. It's just me.
00:58:24Are you hearing yourself? It doesn't matter how good it looks.
00:58:26This is a movie.
00:58:28This is not a movie right now. This is just you and me.
00:58:30Trust me. This is a movie. Trust me.
00:58:33We'll go home. I'll show you the footage.
00:58:35You'll be like, holy shit, what a wicked movie.
00:58:36This is sick how you act like this all the time now.
00:58:38What are you talking about?
00:58:39How it's always a movie for you. How you're always acting.
00:58:43It's pathetic.
00:58:45Why are you acting so strange?
00:58:47I'm not acting strange.
00:58:49I'm acting the way that I always...
00:58:51I take a step forward, and I just...
00:58:53This is exactly what I'm describing.
00:58:56Is that what I'm saying?
00:58:57You're really upset, and I'm trying to comfort you,
00:59:00and I'm like, listen, Owen, relax.
00:59:01Matt, I don't care if you think that would make a good shot
00:59:03in some film that you're making that I'm not making.
00:59:05The scene is Danny Glover in Royal Tenenbaums.
00:59:09I don't know, Percy. She's...
00:59:11Shut up! Shut up!
00:59:17I don't think it's funny.
00:59:18So if I don't think it's funny, who's it for?
00:59:24Is this about Chrissy?
00:59:25Chrissy has nothing to do...
00:59:25How would this have anything to do with Chrissy?
00:59:27I don't know, because I definitely don't think
00:59:29like I did anything wrong here.
00:59:30You're acting.
00:59:32You're always acting.
00:59:33I'm not always acting.
00:59:34I'm never acting.
00:59:35I'm never acting.
00:59:35You're acting even right now.
00:59:36Always. You're conscious of yourself.
00:59:38I don't know what's real with you
00:59:39and what's not real with you.
00:59:39This is real. I'm being real.
00:59:42I'm being real.
00:59:44Look, I'm standing on a cliff saying
00:59:45I want to do a shot of us doing kung fu.
00:59:47That's real.
00:59:47It's not real when you're doing the kung fu
00:59:49and when you're looking
00:59:49and you're doing the back of the way
00:59:50and the little figures and the little voices
00:59:51and all the clothes and all the time.
00:59:52Relax, relax.
00:59:54Fucking ridiculous.
00:59:55We're leaving.
00:59:56This is a good time now for you to end the scene, I guess.
00:59:58We'll cut.
00:59:59From there, that's in the school.
01:00:11If you haven't finished a maskIII's we're so much
01:00:12We're getting right again.
01:00:16We got to go.
01:00:20�得gees.
01:00:21We got to go.
01:00:23Good.
01:00:24We're getting ready to go.
01:00:25We're going to add it to this.
01:00:25To the view you could I give you
01:00:27Yes.
01:00:27Little eNg Would a game.
01:00:28I'm sorry.
01:00:30You could a do you the good is
01:00:31It again it again.
01:00:31Would a game.
01:00:32You could a go have to the get it again.
01:00:33It again.
01:00:33It again it again.
01:00:35You the go have to.
01:00:38It again, quit it good.
01:00:41Pretty good.
01:00:42Pretty good.
01:00:43It again, forgets.
01:00:47It again.
01:00:51It again, it again.
01:00:56Thank God.
01:00:59It again, it again.
01:01:01We don't forget.
01:01:01It again, so again.
01:01:07Won't you be calling me my friend?
01:01:40It's funny, eh?
01:01:42You see something happen to you on camera?
01:01:48It's like it's not even happening to you.
01:01:50It's like it's happening to a different person.
01:01:51It's crazy.
01:02:02Sweatpants are out, Jackman.
01:02:07Yo, that's what I say.
01:02:13Hit him with the kahuli?
01:02:16Sweatpants are out, Jackman.
01:02:19We've got about 45 minutes.
01:02:22Yeah, when the storm starts?
01:02:32I hope the storm doesn't blow you like your mom blew me last night.
01:02:36What?
01:02:38You heard me.
01:02:40I don't...
01:02:40The storm's gonna blow...
01:02:42Yeah, you heard me.
01:02:44You know what?
01:02:44Fuck it.
01:02:45You know, Larry, we're coming to school with guns to kill you.
01:02:47Okay.
01:02:47Do you know that?
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:48We're coming to school with guns to kill you.
01:02:50No, we're not.
01:02:51He's not gonna fucking tell anybody.
01:02:52We're not.
01:02:53And that's why you guys aren't pushing.
01:02:55You're dead.
01:02:56You're dead.
01:02:56You're dead.
01:02:57You can't fight your own battles.
01:02:58I've just finished telling you we are!
01:03:00Stop it.
01:03:04This is insane!
01:03:06Owen, tell me if this sounds like anybody, okay?
01:03:09Joy, grief, anxiety, amusement, they can all be mimicked on cue.
01:03:14He knows the facial expressions, the voice modulations, and the body language.
01:03:18He's not just conning you with a scheme.
01:03:20His entire life is a con.
01:03:23His entire personality a fabrication with the purpose of deceiving people.
01:03:29Psychopaths take great personal pride in their deceptions and extract tremendous joy from them.
01:03:35Lies become the psychopath's occupation, and when the truth will work, they lie for sport.
01:03:41This is exactly what you were saying about me.
01:03:45Who are you on the phone with?
01:03:49I'm not on the phone.
01:03:54Are you hearing this?
01:03:56I could be a psychopath.
01:04:00Owen, I could be a psychopath!
01:04:07Who are you texting?
01:04:08What are you doing?
01:04:09Dude, this shit is insane, and you're not...
01:04:12You're not even laughing.
01:04:14I'm sick of talking about this.
01:04:16Let's do something else.
01:04:17What do you mean do something else?
01:04:19I don't know.
01:04:19Let's play a video game.
01:04:21Let's play magic cards.
01:04:23You're not even a bit concerned that I could be a psychopath?
01:04:27I'm not going to play this game with you.
01:04:29What game?
01:04:30I'm talking about the game that you play.
01:04:32You're a pussy who likes to pretend like you're a big shot or like you're tough.
01:04:34You're the one who's trying to be a big shot.
01:04:36Look at you on the phone all the time with some hot girl, trying to make me feel like a
01:04:41loser.
01:04:41You're the pussy.
01:04:42No.
01:04:43You are a pussy.
01:04:45You talk big and you don't do shit.
01:04:47That's a pussy.
01:04:48At least I'm not deluding myself into thinking that some girl likes me when she doesn't give a fuck about
01:04:53me.
01:04:53She's an idiot girl, man.
01:04:56The only reason she even knows you exist is because of my plans that I gave you.
01:04:59I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
01:05:00Yes, I do.
01:05:01No, you don't.
01:05:02Yes, I do.
01:05:03You're nothing, man.
01:05:05You're nothing without me.
01:05:07I'm your only friend.
01:05:08I am your only friend.
01:05:10But you act like you're Mr. Big Shot Confident on top of the fucking world, but nobody likes you and
01:05:14no one wants to talk to you and no one wants to be around you and nobody wants to see
01:05:17you.
01:05:18And when you really get upset, you lie into me and get mad at me about this fucking girl who
01:05:22you're jealous of.
01:05:23You're jealous of the one other person who ever talks to me.
01:05:26I'm not jealous.
01:05:27Yes, you are absolutely jealous.
01:05:27She's retarded.
01:05:28I don't care.
01:05:28I just want to see my best friend blow his life away.
01:05:31Why would you ever bring it up if you didn't care?
01:05:33You do care.
01:05:34You are jealous.
01:05:35You have no other friends and it's your fault and your problem and you fucking do it to yourself.
01:05:38And I'm not going to go along with it anymore.
01:05:40You know it's fucking true.
01:05:45Fuck you.
01:05:46Get the fuck off.
01:05:47Man, I'm not fucking doing this anymore.
01:06:13talk to you.
01:06:27Don't you want.
01:06:31Bye.
01:06:35Just go along.
01:06:41Can't you see what will come again?
01:06:49It always turns out to run, it always turns out to run.
01:06:58Well, I'm sitting alone in a basement, and I'm watching the TV.
01:07:06And I can't find something out, and I won't stand up all that I need.
01:07:13I sit here in the morning, I sit here late at night.
01:07:20I wish I was good in the sun, and there's always something just in front of me.
01:07:29If I was a bird I'd love from this place.
01:07:36If I was a bird I'd be near, and I'd never see your face.
01:07:50This is too cheesy, is this way too cheesy?
01:07:53This is not, this is not like me, eh?
01:07:57To do this?
01:08:26I'll tell you in the morning.
01:08:27I have to turn the lights.
01:08:27I've seen the lights around.
01:08:28I didn't see the lights around, and I'm going to turn the lights around.
01:08:59Ah, you cocksucker mother fucker!
01:09:01That scary?
01:09:02But come out like that?
01:09:04The yellow glove, for some reason, seems menacing.
01:09:07I don't know why.
01:09:08When I took it from upstairs, I was like,
01:09:09this is what you wear when you go to kill somebody,
01:09:11because it seems like the cleaner.
01:09:16Ah!
01:09:17You got blood on more glove!
01:09:21And this shirt might be too neon green.
01:09:23Look at that, extended family as bears.
01:09:28Is that too weird?
01:09:31You got to picture all this stuff stained with blood.
01:09:36Oh!
01:09:39Do I seem crazy to you at all?
01:09:41What?
01:09:41He thinks you're crazy.
01:09:42I don't know.
01:09:45I don't seem crazy, do I?
01:09:47No, you're not crazy, although you say wacky things.
01:09:51I don't know why you do that.
01:09:52I think you do it just for a fact.
01:09:55That's what Owen thinks too.
01:09:56Well, what do you do?
01:09:57Like, I mean, these things come out of the ether.
01:10:01It's like completely decontextualized.
01:10:04What is that?
01:10:05I don't know.
01:10:05I was just thinking about it.
01:10:06I was reading a book about...
01:10:09Well, what does crazy mean?
01:10:11Crazy technically means when you lose your ability
01:10:13to tell the difference between your thoughts and reality.
01:10:17That's what crazy means.
01:10:20When you lose your reality test.
01:10:24Right?
01:10:26See, yeah.
01:10:28You're kind of a wild guy.
01:10:32I'm just wondering why you're afraid of it.
01:10:35Like, where did that come from?
01:10:36I don't know.
01:10:37Well, do you think you're crazy?
01:10:39No, I don't think I'm crazy.
01:10:42I don't know why I'm asking.
01:10:45Oh.
01:11:15I had to burn my notebooks.
01:11:43You may have to put these in yourself.
01:11:46At the end?
01:11:50I'll render them, but...
01:11:52...
01:11:57...
01:12:00...
01:12:27Are you still here?
01:12:28Yeah, sorry, I'm just here early.
01:12:29Okay, come on in.
01:12:30Thanks, man.
01:13:09Thanks, man.
01:13:09Thanks, man.
01:13:09Thanks, man.
01:13:12Thanks, man.
01:13:25Thanks, man.
01:13:26Thanks, man.
01:13:40Thanks, man.
01:14:01Thanks, man.
01:14:02Thanks, man.
01:14:03Thanks, man.
01:14:11Thanks, man.
01:14:32Thanks, man.
01:15:15Hey, yeah, sorry, we're shooting a project for Mr. Muldoon.
01:15:20Wow.
01:15:21Good luck.
01:15:23Hey.
01:15:25Sorry.
01:15:25Sorry.
01:15:26Sorry.
01:15:26Sorry.
01:15:28Yeah.
01:15:29Good morning, Mr. brother.
01:17:30Owen?
01:17:31Owen?
01:17:34Owen!
01:17:37Hey!
01:17:38Owen!
01:17:39Let's go!
01:17:41Go!
01:17:44What the fuck are you doing?
01:17:45Owen!
01:17:47Owen!
01:17:52Owen!
01:17:54Owen!
01:17:54Owen!
01:18:14What are you doing?
01:18:15It's me!
01:18:42It's me!
01:18:54It's me!
01:19:01It's me!
01:19:13Amen!
01:19:15I'm coming up with me
01:19:16Don't hurt me
01:19:21From a man I've ever made
01:19:25Did you see
01:19:29See who's coming up with me
01:19:41Prepping our home through the roof of my heaven
01:19:48Creeping, taking a beat in my life
01:19:56Finding a space that could silently enter
01:20:04Gone for a long, lonely drive
01:20:13Don't tell me
01:20:17From a man I've ever made
01:20:20Did you see
01:20:24See who's coming up with me
01:20:28Don't tell me
01:20:33From a man I've ever made
01:20:36Did you see
01:20:40See who's coming up with me
01:20:44One face, a woman's face
01:20:48I want to have a way
01:20:51I want to have a way
01:20:53One face, a woman's face
01:20:56I want to have a way
01:20:59I want to have a way
01:21:01One face, a woman's face
01:21:04I want to have a way
01:21:07I want to have a way
01:21:09One face, a woman's face
01:21:12I want to have a way
01:21:14I want to have a way
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