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00:00No, you shouldn't drink when you're pregnant.
00:05I'm not a doctor.
00:07I'm not a doctor.
00:09Are you like me, where you feel if there were no medical personnel in an emergency,
00:13you would be someone's next best bet because you paid a lot of attention to ER reruns?
00:17Like, I feel like, no, I'm not a doctor, but I will say,
00:21and I'm pretty sure most medical personnel would agree with this,
00:24that eight and a half months pregnant, if you have a healthy baby and you're healthy
00:27and you've done everything right and you want to have half a beer to feel like a fucking human,
00:32you can have half a beer, okay?
00:34You can have a beer.
00:37Nothing's happening at eight and a half months that was so important it didn't get done already, okay?
00:49At least the world wasn't destroyed.
00:53Yes.
00:57People on earth, hear the righteous word of the mighty B. Chinese.
01:02We are out of the way.
01:05Seeing you frolic in this unspoiled garden gives hope that this world may yet be redeemed.
01:12Huzzah!
01:12The purity has worked.
01:16Unacceptable wardrobe malfunction.
01:18I was referring to Adam and Eve.
01:21We are not Adam and Eve.
01:23You see, due to a series of...
01:24consummation of your union, I shall destroy her.
01:31Well, it is the same earth.
01:33I guess I could take one for the team.
01:35You're what?
01:36Right now?
01:37But I need a little bonan sparrow to do.
01:39Maybe it's a little candle or something.
01:41Can I see your horse?
01:43That one.
01:44The giant guns that make it look like you're sort of inadequate.
01:47I'm not sure if I can...
01:49Bonan, I gotta get home if you want.
01:57Let's do the road to your family.
02:00Son and father swap on these.
02:03You and your bandana eventually leave home.
02:05Wake up!
02:06Come on!
02:06We gotta go to school!
02:07Wake up!
02:08Ferran!
02:08It's early!
02:10We gotta go to school!
02:11We gotta go to school!
02:12Wake up!
02:13Wake up!
02:13Wake up!
02:15You are rude!
02:16You are so rude!
02:18You're branded!
02:18Wake up!
02:19Wake up!
02:20Wake up!
02:21Wake up!
02:21Baby, look!
02:22Wake up!
02:23Look!
02:23You gotta go to school, okay?
02:25It's early morning.
02:26Let's go have some breakfast and then I'll take you to school.
02:29My Pokemon cards.
02:32I'm gonna get a Charizard.
02:33How come I never get a Charizard?
02:35I've been buying Pokemon cards for like three years and I never get a Charizard.
02:41Okay.
02:42Tomorrow I'm getting a Charizard.
02:43Forget about your Pokemon cards.
02:45And do I really like to go to school?
02:46Yes, you're gonna go to school.
02:47Oh, and I have a shower too?
02:49Oh, yes, you have a shower too.
02:50Oh, I have a shower.
02:51Your dad is opening the shower right now.
02:53My man going, big smoke.
02:56Mars is James.
02:58The
02:58The
02:58The
02:58The
02:58The
02:58The
02:58The
02:58The
03:31Good night.
04:02and we kind of teach each other go through the dish and try new ingredients which is really cool
04:07and then there's a little bit where I have a viral trend on social media and I put my own
04:13twist on it so different recipes that I've scrolled through and saved and really want to try
04:18and then there's also a bit where I get a mystery box that was sent in by a chef and
04:24I open it and
04:25I've got these ingredients or these tools as well as a video and I learn how to make something that's
04:31special to them. Never order a lobster on a date. The lobster is the most expensive thing on the menu
04:39okay so just know that if you order and consume a lobster you have to touch your date's wiener.
04:55Get out now. Yeah. No please I just need your help to save my family. Save your family? Dude get
05:04out of my office I don't know what you're talking about.
05:06Please guys would you help me?
05:09Out. Go. Get out. Go. Where are you going? Please. Where are you going? Bendy? Bendy? I'm not leaving.
05:24Bendy? Bendy? I'm out of our ball pit now. I'm serious guys. I need your help. There's evil Bendy's attacking
05:35my family.
05:36Are you evil? Are you evil? Yeah but they're even evilier than me. Evilier? Evilier? That's a word. Yeah that's
05:48a weird.
05:49Please guys I'm not joking. Just play the game that's on your computer and save my family.
05:56Alright you stay here. You ready to do this? Alright we're gonna save his family. I don't know what he's
06:02talking about. Let's try it.
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