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00:00No, you shouldn't drink when you're pregnant.
00:05I'm not a doctor.
00:07I'm not a doctor.
00:09Are you like me, where you feel if there were no medical personnel in an emergency,
00:13you would be someone's next best bet because you paid a lot of attention to ER reruns?
00:17Like, I feel like, no, I'm not a doctor, but I will say,
00:21and I'm pretty sure most medical personnel would agree with this,
00:24that eight and a half months pregnant, if you have a healthy baby and you're healthy
00:27and you've done everything right and you want to have half a beer to feel like a fucking human,
00:32you can have half a beer, okay?
00:34You can have a beer.
00:37Nothing's happening at eight and a half months that was so important it didn't get done already, okay?
00:49At least the world wasn't destroyed.
00:53Yes.
00:57People on earth, hear the righteous word of the mighty B. Chinese.
01:02We are out of the way.
01:05Seeing you frolic in this unspoiled garden gives hope that this world may yet be redeemed.
01:12Huzzah!
01:12The purity has worked.
01:16Unacceptable wardrobe malfunction.
01:18I was referring to Adam and Eve.
01:21We are not Adam and Eve.
01:23You see, due to a series of...
01:24consummation of your union, I shall destroy her.
01:31Well, it is the same earth.
01:33I guess I could take one for the team.
01:35You're what?
01:36Right now?
01:37But I need a little bonan sparrow to do.
01:39Maybe it's a little candle or something.
01:41Can I see your horse?
01:43That one.
01:44The giant guns that make it look like you're sort of inadequate.
01:47I'm not sure if I can...
01:49Bonan, I gotta get home if you want.
01:57Let's do the road to your family.
02:00Son and father swap on these.
02:03You and your bandana eventually leave home.
02:05Wake up!
02:06Come on!
02:06We gotta go to school!
02:07Wake up!
02:08Ferran!
02:08It's early!
02:10We gotta go to school!
02:11We gotta go to school!
02:12Wake up!
02:13Wake up!
02:13Wake up!
02:15You are rude!
02:16You are so rude!
02:18You're branded!
02:18Wake up!
02:19Wake up!
02:20Wake up!
02:21Wake up!
02:21Baby, look!
02:22Wake up!
02:23Look!
02:23You gotta go to school, okay?
02:25It's early morning.
02:26Let's go have some breakfast and then I'll take you to school.
02:29My Pokemon cards.
02:32I'm gonna get a Charizard.
02:33How come I never get a Charizard?
02:35I've been buying Pokemon cards for like three years and I never get a Charizard.
02:41Okay.
02:42Tomorrow I'm getting a Charizard.
02:43Forget about your Pokemon cards.
02:45And do I really like to go to school?
02:46Yes, you're gonna go to school.
02:47Oh, and I have a shower too?
02:49I have the shower too.
02:50I have to shower.
02:51You're done.
02:51He's opening the shower right now.
02:53My man going beach mode.
02:56Mars is James.
04:02And we kind of teach each other, go through the dish and try new ingredients, which is
04:07really cool.
04:08And then there's a little bit where I have a viral trend on social media and I put my
04:13own twist on it.
04:14So different recipes that I've scrolled through and saved and really want to try.
04:18And then there's also a bit where I get a mystery box that was sent in by a chef and
04:24I open
04:24it and I've got these ingredients or these tools as well as a video and I learn how to
04:30make something that's special to them.
04:31Never order a lobster on a date.
04:35The lobster is the most expensive thing on the menu.
04:39Okay?
04:39So just know that if you order and consume a lobster, you have to touch your date's wiener.
04:46Oh, yeah, we can just play like Roblox.
04:49Oh, hey guys.
04:52I need your help.
04:54Get out of my office.
04:55Get out now.
04:57Yeah.
04:58No, please.
04:58I just need your help to save my family.
05:02Save your family?
05:04Dude, get out of my office.
05:05I don't know what you're talking about.
05:06Please, guys.
05:07Would you help me?
05:09Out.
05:10Go.
05:11Get out.
05:12Go.
05:13Where are you going?
05:15Leave.
05:15Where's he going?
05:17Bendy.
05:18Bendy.
05:18Bendy.
05:19I'm not leaving.
05:24Bendy.
05:25Out of our ball pit.
05:26Out of our ball pit now.
05:29I'm serious, guys.
05:31I need your help.
05:33There's evil Bendy's attacking my family.
05:36Are you evil?
05:38Are you evil?
05:40Yeah, but they're even evilier than me.
05:44Evil-ier?
05:45Evil-ier?
05:46That's a word.
05:48Yeah, that's a weird.
05:49Please, guys.
05:50I'm not joking.
05:52Just play the game that's on your computer and save my family.
05:56All right, you stay here.
05:57Are you ready to do this?
06:00All right, we're going to save his family.
06:01I don't know what he's talking about.
06:02Let's try it.
06:05Oh, yeah.
06:06We can just play the rope last night.
06:08Whoa!
06:08Bendy!
06:09Oh, hey, guys.
06:10I need your help.
06:12Get out of my office, Bendy!
06:27Out!
06:28Go!
06:28Go!
06:29Go!
06:30Go!
06:31Go!
06:31Where are you going?
06:33Please!
06:33Where are you going?
06:35Bendy!
06:36Bendy!
06:36Get in!
06:37I'm not waiting.
06:42Bendy!
06:43I'm going to fuck up.
06:45I'm going to fuck all the way down.
06:48I'm serious, guys.
06:50I need your help.
06:51There's evil Bendy's attacking my family.
06:55I'm not even evil.
06:58Yeah, but they're even evlier than me.
07:02Evil-ier?
07:04That's a word.
07:06Yeah, that's a word.
07:07Please, guys.
07:08I'm not joking.
07:10Just play the game that's on your computer and save my family.
07:15All right.
07:15You stay here.
07:16One.
07:16Here you go.
07:17You ready to do this?
07:18All right.
07:18We're going to save his family.
07:19I don't know how to talk.
07:20Let's try it.
07:22Ah!
07:24You're so annoying.
07:26Jeez.
07:26Jeez.
07:27Go to chapter two.
07:28I can't stand this guy.
07:32All right.
07:32I'm powering this.
07:34Wait.
07:34What?
07:34Oh, yeah.
07:35Switches.
07:35That's right.
07:35I got to get the switches.
07:36Switches.
07:37I found one right there.
07:38Boom.
07:39One down.
07:39Dude, I'm already on a switch part.
07:41How are you better at this than me?
07:44I have a feeling I'm getting the jacked up the way far.
07:47I wish I just went to my friend's house.
07:49Sorry.
07:50Just stop.
07:51Okay.
07:51Call me down.
07:52Just follow up at that box.
07:53Got it.
07:54Okay.
07:54Oh, that's a lot of switch stuff.
07:57One more.
07:58The last time there was a switch over here.
08:00Oh, no.
08:00It's not doing anymore.
08:01Oh, no.
08:01There's another one on the wall.
08:02Oh, no.
08:03It's not doing anymore.
08:03Oh, no.
08:04Where did the switch go?
08:05Where did the switch go?
08:06It's not there.
08:07Oh, wait.
08:07There's going to be right here.
08:08You talk of heart.
08:10They move on the switches.
08:12I found all the buttons first.
08:15Where's all these switches at?
08:17Why did they move them on me?
08:18Hello?
08:19Switch?
08:19Switch?
08:20Hello?
08:20Nintendo Switch?
08:21Are you here?
08:22Nintendo?
08:23Switch?
08:23Switch?
08:24Switch?
08:24Wait.
08:25Behind this.
08:26Switch?
08:27Oh, we got to end.
08:29I got to raise the gate.
08:31I got to raise the gate.
08:32You ain't even on the park yet.
08:33What are you guys?
08:34Yeah, you're by the guy that walked by.
08:35Are you?
08:35I'm way past that park.
08:37I'm raising the gate.
08:39Boo, boo.
08:41Wait.
08:41Oh, no.
08:42Wait.
08:43Come on.
08:44Hey.
08:44Winning.
08:44Winning.
08:45Sorry.
08:46I'm winning.
08:46I'm winning.
08:47I'm winning.
08:48Jeez.
08:48Oh, yeah.
08:48Peppers.
08:49Wait.
08:49Yes.
08:50Wait.
08:50I'm back.
08:51I'm back.
08:52I'm back.
08:52Objective!
08:53Chuck!
08:54Hey, how's it feel?
08:56Oh yeah, I'm on objective 10.
08:59I'm slashing inky man.
09:01You're two objectives behind me.
09:03You speak up to himy-dunny.
09:06Alright, here we go.
09:07Ready to get ready to get ready to get ready to get ready to get ready to get ready to
09:09get ready to get ready to get ready to get and boom!
09:10Boom!
09:11Whoa!
09:12That was creepy.
09:13You heard that sound?
09:14Find a new exit?
09:16Um...
09:17Well, it's not really...
09:19Oh, I got the power on it.
09:21Oh, we're shy!
09:21All the light...
09:22Oh, these guys about to pop out.
09:24How did you catch up?
09:25Train the stairwell.
09:26Oh, I'm ready for this.
09:27Come and get me!
09:28Where y'all fools at?
09:30Come on!
09:30Yeah, I think so.
09:31You want to miss...
09:32You want to...
09:33Hello, Addis Angel.
09:33I think she's gonna be a part three.
09:36Okay.
09:36Hello?
09:37Hello?
09:38Wait, what?
09:39Wait, I forgot.
09:40What am I supposed to do here besides kill these guys?
09:42Five, four, three!
09:43Yeah, I was ready for you this time!
09:45You ain't gonna scurr me!
09:46You ain't gonna scurr me!
09:47I'm gonna cut your herd, me!
09:49Because you need a herd, buddy!
09:51I'm just gonna give you a regular cut.
09:53Like, like, wonder where your hair's totally not, like, offended.
09:57Wait, what is this new back here?
09:58Like, what?
09:59What do I do?
10:00Oh, no, I just came from here!
10:01I forgot!
10:01Give me a break, guys.
10:02I forgot how to play.
10:03I'm supposed to raise a gate.
10:04What do I do?
10:06I forgot what's...
10:06Oh, I'm supposed to go down here.
10:07That's right.
10:08I'm supposed to open this up?
10:09No?
10:10No?
10:11I'm supposed to go over here?
10:11I don't think so.
10:12I'm gonna open those doors.
10:13I'm gonna probably have to go there.
10:14What?
10:16Come on!
10:17Come on!
10:17Where are the keys?
10:18Oh!
10:19Oh!
10:19Yes!
10:20Yes!
10:21I found the keys!
10:22You found the keys?
10:23Yeah!
10:24Daddy, what do I do?
10:25What do I do?
10:25I forgot, I forgot how to play!
10:27The big key just told me, boy!
10:29You're my opponent.
10:30I shouldn't help you, but you gotta go touch the recording near Wally's closet.
10:35I gotta touch the recording?
10:37Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
10:40Bad baby, bad baby, bad baby, bad baby, bad baby.
10:43Yes, unlock Wally's closet!
10:44I'm going to find the keys!
10:45I know a little trick.
10:47I can jump on this chair to turn the projector on.
10:50Daddy, hurry up!
10:52I'm about to play the instrument.
10:54You lucky dog.
10:56You so dog.
10:57You so lucky.
10:58Oh, can I be a lucky dog, please?
11:00Will the god of pennies anguish him?
11:03Please reach out to me and lend me your keys.
11:05Are the keys in here?
11:06There's no keys in there.
11:07Are the keys away?
11:08There's no keys in there.
11:10Are the keys in here?
11:11This door is locked.
11:12Oh, no, it's not.
11:13Please.
11:14Are the keys in here?
11:15There's no keys in there.
11:16Are the keys away?
11:17There's no keys in there.
11:19Keys.
11:20Please.
11:20Please.
11:21I'm turning on the ink flow machine.
11:23I'm so good, you might think it's mean.
11:26I'm incredible like the guy that's green.
11:28I'm turning on the ink flow machine.
11:30Benny, stop.
11:31Come on, ink flops.
11:33Bring it on.
11:34You want some of this back?
11:36I don't think so.
11:37Get back.
11:38Here, take that.
11:39I, I'm wrapped.
11:41Good boy.
11:42You're not supposed to be me.
11:45This is my channel.
11:46Maybe you should just quit YouTube and give me your channel.
11:49Oh, that.
11:51I got the keys.
11:52I got the keys.
11:53All right.
11:54Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet.
11:56You'll never win.
11:56Look, look.
11:57Who got the key, key, key?
11:58All right.
11:59I got the keys.
12:00We're unlocked in the closet.
12:01Drum.
12:02I'm going to write this down so I don't forget.
12:03Drum, violin, drum, bandro.
12:06I got this.
12:07I'm going to play some instruments.
12:09Benny, seriously though.
12:11If life has a little cartoon, little character that don't work out, me and you, we should,
12:16we should, we should join the team and like play music.
12:19What is it?
12:20Drum.
12:21Drum.
12:21Wait, no, that's right.
12:22I got to turn on the lights up there.
12:24Oh, I keep on forgetting about this.
12:27No.
12:28Wait, turn this up.
12:29Okay.
12:29Oh, there's one bendy.
12:31I actually saw it.
12:33You get it wrong.
12:34Every time you get it wrong, more bendies pop back up.
12:37So the next time you go up there, there's going to be two bendies when this light goes off.
12:41It's next.
12:41Drum.
12:42Where's the violin?
12:43Okay.
12:45Violin.
12:45Drum.
12:47Oh, no, I see I messed up.
12:49Aw, they're never winning.
12:51Bendy, not fair.
12:52There's no way.
12:53Not fair, Bendy.
12:54You're going to win.
12:55Dude.
12:56Oh, my goodness.
12:57You can't win now.
12:58This is not fair, Bendy.
13:00Look, see there's two.
13:01Aw, I didn't hear the drum.
13:03That's why.
13:04Your game's broken.
13:05Yeah?
13:05Yeah.
13:06No.
13:06That's the only reason why you're ahead right now, because your game is not better.
13:09Maybe your skills are broken.
13:10Yeah, it's so broken right now.
13:12You should seriously fix your sound.
13:14I didn't even hear the drum.
13:15Then listen.
13:17Now I hear drum.
13:19Yeah.
13:21Violin.
13:22Okay.
13:24Drum.
13:25Good job.
13:25What was it, banjo or bass?
13:27I'm going to tell you.
13:29Okay.
13:30Finally.
13:31Into the sanctuary.
13:32Now, there's two bendies up there, see?
13:34And if you keep going up, there'll be more and more bendies down.
13:36What?
13:36Anyways.
13:37It's crazy.
13:38The two bendies that were down there went up there.
13:40What was that?
13:40There's more bendies than four go up there.
13:42It's just nuts.
13:43And another thing.
13:43Ah, Bendy.
13:44I didn't notice this.
13:45Look.
13:45That guy's watching us.
13:46And he follows us around the room.
13:47I didn't notice that last time.
13:48Oh, I forgot about this creature.
13:50I forgot about this creature.
13:55I wasn't paying attention.
13:57I was going to say, let me know.
13:59Let's go.
13:59Ah.
14:06So funny.
14:07Yes, it was.
14:07So funny.
14:08Let go, let Go Go.
14:10Go, go, go, go.
14:11I do not sound like that.
14:13That is so whack.
14:14It's not even funny.
14:15Keep your laughing to yourself.
14:17Oh, man.
14:19That is.
14:19I got to start over.
14:21there's no way oh my goodness there's no way i can win you're gonna get to chapter three first
14:27yep oh you are a loser dude i know you're like at the end wow you have eyes you just
14:36and you're at the beginning this isn't fair look ah there he is it's all coming to you i lost
14:44i was
14:45trying to show my fans something it's not fair see bendy you don't have fans you only have fans
14:50get the beat bro whatever i think man all right yeah yeah no he won yep yep yep you're at
14:57the end
14:57uh-huh my goodness gracious three balls of fire dude he's getting chased oh you you're at the chase
15:05part that's it he won i'm just gonna stop i'm not gonna stop i'm gonna keep going oh man this
15:13is
15:14so corny i found one button where's another button is there another button over here
15:19uh i can't it's not fair boris he's at boris chapter two
15:27uh he's a cake and credits why is that well i don't even know what what am i doing i
15:33can't even pay
15:33attention why do you end credits on i don't know this is uh this is weird oh you gotta go
15:39back to the
15:39main menu for chapter three yeah i think so chapter selection probably why it just says chapter three
15:47coming soon that's uh really strange i thought when you beat chapter two chapter three are lost yeah
15:55it's supposed to so it's probably just a glitch so the game is glitchy or maybe i tricked you
16:03you what i tricked you you tricked me yes yes yes yes yes yes there's no chapter three nope he
16:11tricked me yep wait you telling me we just played you chapter one and two again yep i think it
16:17was
16:17fun you told me then if i got the chapter two it would unlock chapter three yeah but i was
16:22lying
16:22oh dude i tricked you
16:27what was that what you punched me yeah i'll punch you i'll hit you i'll hit you
16:33you try to hit me you try to hit me get back yo i'll knock you out bro you told
16:39me we're
16:40gonna be able to do chapter three it was just a joke no it's not that's not funny it was
16:44a little
16:44fun no that's not even funny because i was sitting here thinking that we were gonna play chapter three
16:49for them you know me i'm a youtuber i don't like to repeat myself i'm not like these other youtubers
16:53i like to do new stuff all the time be fresh and fun okay we're already playing chapter one and
16:58two
16:58i just want now they're probably so poor watching me play and save me that game we're already great
17:06are you done am i right are you just gonna keep standing there laughing oh my goodness i don't believe
17:13this you should it happened hey betty you know what this is video
17:18there's a pencil bro you know what i can do with a pencil what stick it up your nose
17:23i'm gonna erase you hey that's not fun
17:26no don't touch my computer hey you don't touch my computer
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