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00:13I
00:13Found this warm yellow Gatorade in a Poland spring bottle. Oh, yes, please
00:18Okay, class gather round miss Addie has something very important to teach you
00:24You always want to stay away from the highway because you don't want to end up like Harry
00:30Hey kids, I thought it'd be cool to cross the road, but now I'm flat. Don't be like me
00:37Smoking's fine though. So remember kids only losers hang out by the highway
00:43Hey, I'm not a loser. I got a PhD a pretty hairy dick, right?
00:49Here's a little song so you never forget
00:52Whoa, who's the goose?
00:54Never ever go into the road. It's as simple as that
01:00Never ever go into the road or else you will go splat
01:05Who is that? She's got the voice of an angel
01:08My way
01:10I got you
01:20Mr. Raccoon you're a hero hero. I guess I am
01:27Yeah, way to go Ray. I'm so proud
01:29Fuck me
01:32Fooled around and fell in love
01:38Fooled around and fell in love
01:45Fooled around and fell in love
01:51Fooled around and fell in love
01:57Thank you
01:58Thank you Mr. Raccoon
02:00For saving our friend
02:02From getting his guts and brains smeared across the highway
02:06Oh
02:07I drew a picture of you saving me from being obliterated
02:10Thank you, Ethan. How sweet and oddly graphic
02:15So, Mr. Raccoon, why don't you tell the class about yourself?
02:19Oh, okay. Well, I'm Ray
02:21I'm not quite a rodent, but I'm rodent adjacent
02:25I work in trash. I'm a trashy guy
02:27Sounds like Ray is a treasure hunter
02:30Oh, okay. I like that take
02:32And if you ask me, very brave
02:34Oh, please
02:35I just did what any other hero would do
02:39I'm sorry. I assumed you were a loser just because you hang out by the side of the highway
02:43Yeah, that's right. I'm a brave and dashing treasure hunter
02:47I think we all learned today
02:49There's more to Ray than meets the eye
02:51Wow, that's very kind and unexpected
02:54Thank you, Mrs. Goose
02:56Please, call me Addie
02:58And it's Ms.
02:59Ms. Does that, uh, does that mean that you're single?
03:03I am
03:04Oh, well, I'm single too
03:07So I guess you can call me Ms. Ray
03:10If you're nasty
03:11Oh, you're funny, Ms. Ray
03:17Damn, what a handsome couple
03:19I know, right? You can, like, picture them having sex
03:21This is a hell of a swim, Arnold
03:23My lungs are on fire
03:24I know, right? It's the best feeling
03:26Now you can look yourself in the eyes and say
03:28I did a thing
03:30Lucky me
03:31Hey, do you want to... do you want to stay for a drink?
03:33No way
03:34I'd never poison my body with alcohol
03:37Adulting, am I right?
03:39Yeah, that's funny
03:40Yeah, see you this weekend for tennis
03:42You won't ever let me say no
03:45Awesome sauce
03:48Damn
03:50So, Arnold
03:51Seems like it's getting serious
03:53I mean, he checks all the boxes
03:55He's attractive
03:56He's not gay
03:58Not married
03:59We didn't meet at my mother's funeral
04:01Those are the boxes?
04:03But, like, on a soul level
04:05Like, who he is
04:06I think I might
04:08Hate him
04:09Yeah, that's a concern
04:11Hello, friends
04:12Hey
04:12I had the best morning of my life
04:15I saved a child from certain death
04:17And his teacher
04:18This amazing goose lady
04:20Told me there's more to me than meets the eye
04:23Let me guess
04:24You took her back to your place
04:25And now she has herpes
04:26What?
04:27No, sex didn't even occur to me
04:29Oh
04:29Ugly gages
04:30No, no, no
04:31She's the most beautiful animal I've ever seen
04:34Oh
04:34Her feathers moist yet firm
04:36Her bill the perfect shade of orange
04:39And when I'm with her, you guys
04:41It feels like the world is singing to me
04:44Oh, my God
04:46You are, like, totally gaga for this goose
04:49What?
04:50No
04:50I don't know
04:51It sounds like you're in love with her
04:53Oh, please
04:54Love is a scam
04:56It's for suckers, schmucks, and losers
04:58I just like her
04:59You know, on a soul level
05:01Like who she is
05:02Wow
05:03Really?
05:04Now, if you'll excuse me
05:05I'm gonna go scavenging
05:06Because I feel compelled to give Addie gifts
05:09And be around her as much as possible
05:11Wow
05:12He is so smitten
05:14I want to be smitten
05:16Me too
05:16If you want to meet someone
05:17You gotta get out there
05:18Try new things
05:19Okay
05:20New things
05:21What is a new thing?
05:22How about we go back to your place and smoke weed?
05:25Oh, that sounds fun
05:26No
05:26You guys do that all the time
05:28Yeah, we like it
05:29Here's an idea
05:30Why don't you come play tennis with me and Arnold this weekend?
05:33I don't know
05:34Yeah, because I've got that knee thing
05:36Yeah, Penelope's knees and
05:37Remember?
05:37Come on, please
05:38I need a buffer
05:40He is so annoying when he plays tennis
05:42You're not really selling us on it
05:44I don't know
05:45An annoying activity with an annoying guy?
05:48Could be fun
05:49Hiya, kids
05:50Hi, Mr. Ray
05:52Oh, hey, Ray
05:53Hey, hey
05:54Addie, hello
05:55I thought maybe your class could use a rusty hubcap with oil smudges on it
06:00And poof, look what appeared
06:02That is so sweet and thoughtful
06:04Nah, not as sweet and thoughtful as you
06:07Ooh, Mr. Ray is in love with Miss Addie
06:11Oh, I'm not in love with her, Ethan
06:14All right, kids, gather around
06:16Come here, come here
06:16Mr. Ray is going to teach you a little something about
06:21Love, sweet love
06:25It's for losers
06:27It's for chumps
06:29Pathetic sentimentals with their sticks in the dumps
06:32It turns your mind to mush and leaves your half in a trance
06:35No more prowling, no more growling, now you mince and you prance
06:38You'll be taking weekly showers, even start wearing pants
06:41It's predictable as ABC
06:43That ain't for me
06:48Someday I want a family with a sweet loving wife
06:51Ha!
06:52Marriage is a cut and kids will ruin your life
06:54But all the fairy tales and movies
06:56They're a big rock and shit
06:57Can I slow up my mommy?
06:59My advice? Don't commit
07:00Cause love is for flunkies, patsies and schmucks
07:04The more of it you swallow, the more that it sucks
07:07It's a poison pill that turns the toughest cocks into cucks
07:11Doormats and peons, stooges and morons
07:17Love is for losers, not for me
07:23Yeah!
07:27Hey, Addie
07:28Hi, Ray, back again?
07:30Oh, yeah, you know, I found this one boot and I put a bunch of flowers in it
07:35I don't know, maybe it's stupid, maybe it's perfect
07:38I love it
07:38But I'm wondering if all the gifts and dirty needles you've been bringing me are just an excuse to see
07:48me
07:48Right, and you want me to get lost, I suck, I should stick my head in an oven
07:52No, silly, if you want to spend time with me, you can just ask me out
07:57I can? Yeah
07:58I mean, I know I can, and I will, so, Addie, would you, uh, would you like to go on
08:07a date with me?
08:09Ray?
08:09Yeah
08:10I would love to
08:11Yeah?
08:12Yeah
08:15Wee!
08:17Oh!
08:1830 love!
08:20Babe, maybe take it easy on them?
08:22And soil the integrity of the game?
08:25No way
08:26Oh, goodness gracious
08:28You're not as heavy as you see
08:3140 love!
08:33Why the hell are they laughing?
08:34I'm sorry, Arnold, it's just funny how bad we are
08:37And how angry that makes you
08:39It's not fun if you're not trying
08:41Yeah, maybe we just try
08:42I'm sorry, but we're just having so much fun watching him freak out
08:45Oh, yeah?
08:46Well, prepare to have a fucking blast, cause I quit!
08:49Oh!
08:50Hi, I'm gonna miss you
08:51Are you coming?
08:52Yeah, guess I have to
08:54Novices drive me crazy!
08:56That was so fun
08:57Bye, bitch
08:57Joshy
08:58Yes?
08:58Now can we go smoke weed at my place?
09:00Oh, I really would like that
09:04Hi, uh, hi, excuse me, down here
09:06A reservation for Raynal Skitsky?
09:09Oh, right this way
09:11Oh, right this way
09:14Hey, whoa, whoa, buddy!
09:16You pulling out the chair from under my date?
09:18You trying to prank her?
09:19Monsieur Skitsky, this is a four-star restaurant
09:22Not impractical go-fairs
09:25I love that show! What a jerk!
09:28Yeah, now he's staring like I'm gonna steal all the forks
09:31Which, you know, of course I wanna do
09:33But I'm not gonna
09:34So stop looking at me!
09:36Ray, you know, we don't have to stay here
09:39I know, but you're so pretty and smart
09:41I wanted to take you someplace fancy and show you a special time
09:45Any time with you is a special...
09:47I'm sorry, that frog's still looking at us
09:50Dude, he's not taking the forks, okay?
09:52You think I wanna take your who's-its and what's-its?
09:55Yeah, look somewhere else, asshole
09:57Yeah
09:57I call him an asshole
09:58Look at you!
09:59Should we just get out of here?
10:02Yeah! Where should we go?
10:03We can go anywhere!
10:04Just hold on to my feet
10:06Okay!
10:07And take all the forks!
10:08Okay, I'll take them all!
10:12Hold on to my feet
10:15And we'll rise above the forest floor
10:19Whoa!
10:20To sail above the treetops and winding streams
10:24Oh god, it's terrifying
10:27Yes!
10:28Hold on to my feet
10:29Whoa!
10:31There's valleys, hills and so much more
10:34That stretch out far beyond your wildest dreams
10:39Holy shit, I'm flying!
10:42And we will soar so high above the land
10:46I've never felt so alive
10:49With my weft and wheeling feet
10:52And your tiny head
10:54I'm such a lucky guy
10:56Both literally and metaphorically
11:00Together we will fly
11:03And life will be so sweet
11:07If you'll just hold on
11:10Hold on to your feet
11:21Best date ever!
11:23Yeah!
11:24I still can't believe there's a top to the trees
11:26I thought they just kept going
11:29I've never taken a guy flying before
11:32Really?
11:32No!
11:33And again, I'm so sorry for pooping on your face
11:36Please!
11:37It's white!
11:37It's pure!
11:38Like your heart
11:39Aw, Ray
11:41Addie, I need to say something
11:44Yeah?
11:44It's really scary and kind of stupid
11:47But I... I like you
11:49Ray
11:49No!
11:50I'm more than like you
11:52You cheese ball
11:54I... I'm more than like you too
11:56Really?
11:58Yeah
12:03Hey, who am I?
12:08It's not fun if you don't try, Josh!
12:10I'm gonna hit this pine cone right in your pussy
12:13Awesome sauce!
12:17Oh, this is fun
12:18It's so fun
12:20I wish I could find this, you know?
12:22But with a girl
12:23Yes, me too
12:24But with a girl who likes boys
12:25Because I'm a boy
12:27Wait, I just had an amazing idea
12:29And it's not just because I'm high
12:31I mean, it might be, but it's good
12:32Okay
12:32What if what we have right here is exactly
12:37What we've been looking for all along?
12:40All along!
12:40Yes!
12:41We don't need some idealized concept of romance
12:43We can be gaga for each other
12:46Yes, like a platonic couple
12:47Friends with emotional benefits
12:49Penelope, you are a genius
12:51No, we are a genius, baby
12:53Hey, guys
12:54Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
12:55We figured it out
12:56We don't need to date other animals
12:58Because we are a platonic couple
13:00Isn't that just friendship?
13:02Hey, don't diminish our bond
13:04When you're the one dating the bro goat from hell
13:07Ugh, I know
13:08I have to dump Arnold, right?
13:10Oh, yeah, he's awful
13:11Yeah, he kind of makes me think less of you
13:13He's a cunt
13:13Hello, friends
13:14This is Addie
13:16Hi, guys
13:17Hi, Addie
13:18To me, she is my girlfriend
13:20Together, we more than like each other
13:22Okay
13:22Now you may clap
13:24Oh, my God
13:25Thank you, Ray
13:26That was quite an introduction
13:28Isn't she just the best?
13:30Oh, baby, tell them your nickname for me
13:32It's Cheese Ball
13:33Oh, Cheese Ball
13:34Oh, that's really nice
13:36Cheese Ball?
13:36Because I'm small and delicious
13:38And I leave a little residue on your fingies
13:41Oh
13:41And on my heart
13:42Oh
13:43I absolutely pity anyone that doesn't have this feeling
13:47Oh, fuck
13:48My salty little Cheese Ball
13:50Yeah, you're my thick-ass goose
13:52Oh, God
13:53Ray is in love?
13:55Actually, I'm in love, too
13:57Wait, what?
13:58Yeah, you were gonna dump Arnold
14:00No, you foolish dope fiends
14:02Things are going great with him
14:04So, yeah, I guess we're both in flourishing relationships
14:08Hell yeah
14:09We all are
14:11No
14:11What you guys are doing doesn't count
14:14Whoa
14:17Babe, your posterior chain is so weak
14:20Sure is
14:21Isn't this hike phenomenal?
14:22It's great
14:23Can we take a break?
14:25Fawn
14:25Yeah?
14:26I want to level up our relationship
14:27Level up?
14:28I mustache
14:30You a question?
14:31Sure
14:31Do you want to meet my family tonight?
14:33Oh
14:34I pity anyone that doesn't have this feeling
14:38Earth to Fawn
14:39Hello
14:40Of course
14:41Why wouldn't I want to meet your family?
14:44We're in a flourishing relationship
14:46Amazeballs
14:47Yeah
14:49Amazeballs indeed
14:50Ba-na-ba-na-ba-na-ba-ba
14:52Oh, Eddie, baby
14:54I brought you some stale bread for lunch
14:56Oh, my God, that's so funny
14:59I know
15:00What's, uh, what's so funny?
15:02Oh, one of the kids called us mommy and daddy
15:06Oh!
15:07Oh, that is funny
15:09Because the kid is, you know, such a stupid fucking schmuck, right?
15:13I mean, it's understandable
15:14We do spend a lot of time together
15:16Well, you are my work wife
15:19She's not your wife
15:20And you're my work husband
15:22You're not married
15:24Oh, Ray, don't worry
15:25It's not like that
15:26It's just
15:27It's a purely professional partnership
15:30With a healthy dose of affection
15:33Affection
15:34We're just so in sync with the way we think
15:36We got an uncommon connection
15:39Not helping
15:40We share countless silly inside jokes
15:43And we laugh ourselves, hilarious
15:45How cute
15:46Like, remember when you did that thing?
15:48Oh, the thing
15:49No, the other thing
15:50Yes, hilarious
15:51Not laughing
15:52Well, you're my work husband
15:55And baby, you're my work wife
15:57Baby?
15:58For 40 fantastic hours a week
16:01You bring joy into my life
16:04Don't love that!
16:04We're a workplace bride and groom
16:07On a hands-on pretty move
16:10What the fuck?
16:11And we're close as any friendship
16:13Can get to love
16:20You killed that!
16:22Me?
16:22You're the one who nailed the ending
16:24I don't know
16:26It's no hold on to my feet, remember?
16:28From before
16:28You and me without him
16:30Well, I thought it was terrific
16:31Hey, Ethan, come here
16:32Yep
16:32I'm really starting to regret not letting you die
16:35Yeah, I get that a lot
16:38Oh, it reeks in here
16:40Have you two just been doing bong rips all day?
16:42Absolutely
16:43Affirmative
16:44Yes, some of us actually like spending time with our partners
16:47I like spending time with Arnold
16:48You don't, no one does
16:49In fact, I'm meeting his parental units tonight
16:53Really?
16:53Yikes
16:53Which is what he calls them
16:55And I think that's cool
16:57Yeah, that is not cool
16:58Hey, don't pity me
16:59Lisa, I'm in a real relationship
17:01Uh, so are we
17:02Oh yeah?
17:03What about sex?
17:04Are you just gonna never have sex again?
17:06Okay, you know what?
17:07For your information
17:08Every few hours
17:09I go into the bathroom
17:11And I spank the monkey like he tried to escape from a pharmaceutical laboratory
17:15Yeah, and while he's doing that
17:17I am tantalizing my own nethers right here on the cap
17:21Oh my god
17:23Arnold might be profoundly annoying
17:26But at least I'm getting laid
17:28Wow, okay, can you believe her?
17:31She's obsessed with sex
17:33Yeah, I mean, who needs sex?
17:37I'm gonna go to the bathroom
17:38And I am gonna do what I do out here
17:41Don't come in
17:41Of course not
17:42We have a system
17:44It's good
17:46Hey, Addie Baby?
17:47Yes, Cheeseball?
17:48I was thinking, since, you know, we're an item now
17:51Um, maybe you shouldn't sing with Greg anymore
17:55What? Why not?
17:57Well, I think he's got a little thing for you
18:01Greg?
18:01Yeah
18:02No, he doesn't
18:03Ray, we're just friends, like you and Fawn and Penelope
18:06Yeah, but, you know, I don't really sing with Fawn and Penelope
18:11Oh my god, Ray
18:11I'm telling you
18:12Look, he's waiting for you to realize that you're too good for me
18:16So he can swoop in with his fancy wings and his semi-aquatic lifestyle
18:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray
18:22Yeah?
18:23Hey, I like you
18:24Perfect
18:25Great
18:25But
18:26Uh-huh
18:26I am allowed to sing with whoever I want
18:29Uh-huh
18:29And Greg is a big part of my life
18:31I know
18:32So I think that it would actually be nice if the two of you could be friends
18:36Uh, yeah, sure
18:37Friends
18:38Life
18:39Part of
18:39Greg, right?
18:41Thank you
18:41Yeah
18:43Greg
18:45Uh-oh
18:46Flower delivery for Mr. and Mrs. Arnold's parents
18:50Nah
18:52Dad
18:53Oh, those must be for us
18:56I'm sorry, but what's happening?
18:58Don't talk to my wife until she's had her flowers
19:00Mohan
19:04Meeting the parents, huh?
19:05Sounds like things are getting serious
19:08Why, so serious?
19:11Mom, you're so fucking funny
19:13Yeah, I could really use a truly enormous glass of wine
19:18Ugh, we don't drink
19:19But I can whip you up some booby juice
19:23Her milk is the bomb.com
19:25Is that hurting her or is she enjoying it?
19:28Bo
19:28Oh, man
19:31Oh, God, this is my life now
19:34So, yeah, I've been thinking about what Fawn said
19:38Me too
19:38And I would like to have sex again at some point, theoretically
19:43And I'd love to get up in that poos
19:45Of course, the poos
19:47Yeah
19:47All right, this might be super weird
19:48But have you ever considered, uh, bouncing on that D crazy style?
19:54What? No
19:54Okay, I don't know why I put it like that
19:56No, actually never
19:56All right, I see
19:57But, like, we are supposed to be trying new things
20:00Yeah
20:00And bouncing on dat D would be deeply new
20:03Not dat D
20:04Yeah, let's do it
20:05And by it, I mean it
20:07Really?
20:08Okay, no, okay, here we go
20:10Yeah
20:10Prepare your loins
20:12I am ready
20:13Sex
20:14With you
20:14Consent to squeeze your breasts
20:16Consent granted
20:17Okay
20:19Are you aroused?
20:22I am not
20:23Okay, that's normal, don't worry about that
20:25Okay, well, how about I wiggle your penis all around?
20:27Have at it, hoss
20:29Okay
20:31Oh, here she is
20:33Mrs. Penis
20:34Mrs. Penis
20:46Mrs. Penis
20:48Mrs. Penis
20:48She is DOin
20:48Yeah, what we have is awesome
20:54I mean, I love Ray and Fawn
20:56Mrs. Penis
20:57Mrs. Penis
20:57Mrs. Peni
20:57No, adding
21:03She is
21:13material
21:14And as a token of my esteem, I brought you this baseball signed by Pete Rose that says,
21:20I'm sorry for betting on baseball.
21:22Wow, thanks, Ray.
21:24Well, I'm glad things are going so well.
21:26You're a very lucky raccoon.
21:27Lucky?
21:28What, uh, what's that supposed to mean?
21:30Nothing, it's just, I mean, Addy's amazing.
21:32And what, Greg, I'm not?
21:34Is that what you're saying, Greg?
21:35That she's too good for me?
21:36No.
21:37Oh, I knew it.
21:38You think, because you both got your long necks and your good voices,
21:41and your pecker goes corkscrew like this.
21:44And her wah-wah goes corkscrew like that.
21:46You'd be a perfect match.
21:48Hey, buddy, are you having sexual problems?
21:51You shut your goddamn beak!
21:53Oh, yeah, you're not singing so pretty now, are you?
21:58Never!
21:59Oh, Ray!
21:59Oh, Ray!
22:00Oh, my God!
22:01What are you doing?
22:02I'm so out of here!
22:05Okay, look, I understand what you saw may have been upsetting to you, but...
22:09Ray, even my kids know that we don't put our paws on each other.
22:13Last time I tried to kill Greg, I promise.
22:15So, what do you want to do for dinner tonight?
22:17Ray, I'm not having dinner with you.
22:20So what?
22:20Are we just gonna, you know, fly around the forest?
22:23Sing some love songs?
22:24No, we're done!
22:26What?
22:26I can't be with someone who attacks my friends.
22:29That's like rabbit behavior.
22:31Oh, okay, there it is.
22:34What?
22:34I knew sooner or later you'd decide you were too good for me.
22:37Ray...
22:37And then you'd dump me like the piece of garbage that I am.
22:40I feel sorry for you.
22:41Why?
22:42Because I have hepatitis A, B, and 7?
22:44No.
22:44Is that why?
22:44Because clearly you don't believe that you deserve love.
22:48All right, don't psychoanalyze me, sweetheart.
22:50I'm beyond diagnosis.
22:52Goodbye, Ray.
22:56I guess your worlds were just too different.
23:00Why can't grown-ups make it out?
23:04No song for Ethan!
23:06So, Vaughn, you were right.
23:08Huh?
23:08Josh and I attempted sex.
23:10And it went catastrophically.
23:11It's, uh, it's not a match.
23:13We're not a romantic match.
23:14Like Addie and Ray, or you and Arnold.
23:17Yeah, me and Arnold.
23:19Ugh, give me four shots.
23:20Hey!
23:21Oh, you got us drinks?
23:23You've never done that before.
23:24Oh, they're for you.
23:26Um, where's Addie?
23:28Who cares?
23:29I'm done with that white goose bitch.
23:31Oh, no.
23:31What happened?
23:32That was sadly fast.
23:33Wait a second.
23:34Oh, my God.
23:35She dumped you?
23:36It was mutual.
23:38Thank you, Ray.
23:39I gotta go see Arnold.
23:48Oh, hey there, Vaughn.
23:50I hate you.
23:50Huh?
23:51I hate everything about you.
23:52I hate your laugh.
23:53Oh.
23:53I hate your family.
23:55Oh, no.
23:55I hate your fucking guts.
23:58Whoa.
23:58And I came here tonight because when you realize you don't want to spend the rest of your life
24:03with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
24:07You're dumped.
24:09Whoa, wait.
24:09Hang on.
24:10I must ask you one question, please.
24:12Nope.
24:18Hey, hey, watch it, asshole.
24:22Oh.
24:23Oh.
24:24Oh.
24:25Doormats and peons, stooges and morons.
24:33Stupid fucking Ethan.
24:35Love is for losers, not for me.
24:43Yay!
24:45Yay!
24:46Yay!
25:31Brutus Piiiiiink!
25:34Chirp.
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