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00:08who wants some honey loaf and a cup of ginger tea ah don't mind if i oh no creme fraiche
00:16oh i'm
00:17so sorry sweetie i'll whip up some fresh fresh for you right now he's a grown bear he doesn't
00:21need whipped cream it's not whipped cream dad it's creme fraiche they're the same thing are
00:26you kidding i would never put whipped cream on honey loaf that's sweet on sweet you do know that
00:30some bears kill their families right oh robbie be nice josh is going through a lot right now yeah a
00:36lot of whipped cream it's creme fraiche it's savory it's thicker it balances the sweetness with the
00:41density of the crumb why are you even in my cave you should be out there looking for a mate
00:46so come
00:47winter you don't have to hibernate with us he's taking a break from dating my heart needs time to
00:51heal he's working on himself you stay as long as you need oh for god's sake we love you joshie
00:56bear
00:56love you too mom good night robert get a job you're spoiling him when i was his age i was
01:03in the
01:03salmon war that was barely a war there's a lot of good friends in that stream ellen oh does papa
01:09bear
01:09need a little um a little sexual healing well maybe what is happening enter me robbie oh no
01:18no no no no no no no no my creme fraiche do you huh he does know what creme fraiche
01:24is
01:25i'm a fool around and fell in love
01:31i'm a fool around and fell in love
01:37i'm a fool around and fell in love
01:52okay fine i guess i'd fuck alvin marry simon and kill theodore you'd kill theodore he's the
01:59cutest one one of those chipmunks has to die those are the rules those are the rules oh wait hold
02:07on
02:07a second you got a little what is there something on my face just a little uh deer tick right
02:11there
02:11on your snout got it make a wish
02:16well what'd you wish for zeke if i tell you it won't come true
02:23so so so yeah so what happened so nothing nothing happened the date ended at the lull
02:31the lull you know the lull it's that moment when the conversation is over right before the guy
02:37make some moves but with this guy no moves just lull just lull and you're sure this moose is into
02:42you
02:43yes we've been out like six times we have so much fun together and last week he dug a hole
02:48right
02:48outside my door you guys then he pissed in it whoa i know that's like a really big deal in
02:53moose
02:54culture so what's this guy's problem then he's coming out of a divorce and i know he got married
02:59really young oh no did he get his teacher pregnant or something i did check but thank god no i
03:05think
03:05maybe i intimidate him oh what because you're so hot honestly yeah well then why don't you make the move
03:12oh i've never had to make the move fuck you it's easy when the lull comes around again you lean
03:17in
03:18and if he doesn't shrink away you tickle his pickle and if he does shrink then you die alone and
03:23pray
03:24your friendships were enough yeah i don't want that i want the pickle thing so fine i will make a
03:30move
03:30but i am not happy about it honestly i would kill furlough really yeah i've been seeing this bunny
03:36mikailey ridiculous name and i really like her but she's insatiable well she is a bunny okay but by the
03:43fifth or sixth time little raymond valentine isn't you know at full salute i can't keep up but sex is
03:49like your whole thing exactly it's my whole identity it's who i am without it i'm just gorgeous in the
03:55face hey guys what's the matter with you i haven't slept my parents were up all night making rumble tumble
04:02wow good for them no not good for them bad for them and bad for joshie i can't believe your
04:08dad's still
04:09getting it up at his age go robber he's probably taking horny goat weed you think yeah a lot of
04:14older guys do and i'm sure my dad does because he's been bragging about his stamina the wrong parent
04:21died thank you you know ray maybe you should try some horny goat weed for your little problem what
04:28excuse you i don't need pills i'm young i'm in my prime you will die what's that i am celeste
04:36the
04:36psychic heed my warning trash cat you will die before this week is through unless unless what unless you
04:45pay me to read your cards shame on you you crooked little mouse whoa whoa hold on you guys don't
04:52believe
04:52that some animals are blessed with a gift of second sight psychics aren't real penelope oh my god you
04:58are such a libra right now it's insane perhaps you should come see me and your fortune shall be revealed
05:05oh a business card she's a fraud look her cane is a toothpick may your death be painful and public
05:13trash
05:13cat get out of here can you believe that con artist pretending to know the future well i know my
05:22future i heard my parents say they want to try role playing tonight as humans you know what i heard
05:27some humans dress up like us when they have sex i don't like that yeah they call themselves furries and
05:33one of them is the richest man in the world yep i've heard that too yes yes yes wow wow
05:46wow mikailey
05:47that was fulfilling so fulfilling so good yeah especially the big finale right i loved when you
05:54put your face in the pillow and just said come on ray focus yeah ladies love that anyway i think
06:00since
06:00we're both deeply satisfied we can now go to sleep right oh i mean i don't know i could go
06:06again
06:07you could go again even better than stopping i could go so many more times i just need uh
06:13uno momento hurry back you listen to me you little i feed you i bathe you i give you a
06:20home and now i
06:21need you to fill up with blood and become turgent ah no no no don't get smaller hey babe are
06:27you coming
06:27back to bed of course babe one sec look buddy i'm sorry i yelled you know i love you but
06:34come on
06:35you can do this come on you can do this you can make a move you say you're a feminist
06:40so get out
06:41there and throw yourself at this guy hey hey mr big moose well you know i'm actually pretty average size
06:47for a moose oh god you're hilarious say more funny things um i had a twin that died oh in
06:57like a funny
06:58way no no bone cancer oh yeah yeah devastating stuff kind of feels like we're in a lull uh lull
07:09oh oh i'm
07:11i'm sorry oh god i did it wrong no no no no no no no no it's just been so
07:15long since i've done this
07:16it's really you can tell me if you think i'm repulsive are you kidding no you're incredible
07:21i'm giving up a lot of leverage by saying this but you are way out of my league yeah that's
07:26what i thought
07:27so what is it what can we do i don't know i just i i mean there's this one thing
07:32what that a lot of moose
07:34dude that we could try but it's really moosey oh god is it anal what no it's um okay so
07:41have you
07:41seen this thing where two males lock horns sure they kind of wrestle yeah yeah we we males do that
07:49to show a potential mate how strong we are and it gets our uh testosterone well that sounds promising
07:54but i have never actually done it because when i met my ex-wife my antlers hadn't even grown in
08:00yet
08:00okay so maybe we do it together really yeah let's go find a rival for you to wrestle so i
08:07can bang you
08:07honestly that sounds really romantic so that's what we're gonna do we're gonna go to a field tonight
08:14and find a moose for zeke to fight yeah that's nice i'll be staring at the ceiling listening to my
08:20dad
08:20pound my mom until it gets light outside what about you penelope uh nothing much definitely not gonna rub
08:26one out and then go see that psychic and then of course eat two dinners hey josh i need to
08:32talk to
08:32you in private what do you two freaks need to talk about without us um guy stuff you know war
08:38sports
08:39prostate yeah no thank you do we not have prostates ray we should be talking about rectal health in public
08:46normalize it we're not talking about rectal health i need to get your dad's boner magic what i'm not gonna
08:51steal from my dad get your own prescription i can't be seen needing horny goat weed i'm the sex
08:57guy creatures look up to me who looks up to you you know you the community the community doesn't look
09:03josh if you take away your dad's magic then he can't stick his wand in your mom's uh bear
09:09pussy and then joshy can sleep exactly it takes him a second but he gets there come on let's go
09:17bear
09:17pussy i know i'm the best okay remember you do not need another candle you're here to see the psychic
09:25young fox i've been expecting you whoa you are psychic now as i draw from my deck of terror root
09:32cards i need you to focus on what your heart desires most oh i feel like i should want to
09:39reverse
09:39climate change boring also too late oh bummer okay well maybe my heart desires love a little cliche
09:50but we'll go with love interesting what what what what do you see prairie maple leaves something called
09:58curling what happened in canada canada how did you know i was from canada the cards and also the way
10:11you say your o's i'm sorry this was a bad idea wait where are you going you need to stop
10:16running i don't
10:17know what you're talking about i'm not running i'm just leaving because you are a con artist and nothing
10:23happened in canada okay something definitely happened in canada oh yeah absolutely i bet she had an
10:30abortion they're free there you know mom dad ellen robbie okay coast is clear now how are we supposed
10:39to find my dad's stash oh buddy relax i'm a raccoon rummaging is in my blood i hate it when
10:47you do that
10:52shiny ray focus it's just ray so shiny i know it's shiny okay oh robert oh fungus they're home
11:02looks like our adult son is still out playing with his little forest friends should we um rumble
11:08and tumble oh you're such a naughty bear just give me a sec to freshen up okay you take your
11:16time honey just gonna put my coat away over here in the closet there we go oh no not meemaw's
11:24ashes she
11:25was such a great lady and now she's a great hiding place now where were we i think we were
11:33about
11:33to do a little more human role play oh no i'm a human man do you know what the wi
11:41-fi password is
11:43it's big a little a to get out of here dog sign i'm gonna send an email oh yeah yeah
11:50i'm gonna send
11:51dear internet please don't don't send an email i'm getting a blow job from the mother of my son
11:58who is he emailing i don't know but maybe we should both take a pill while we watch
12:04okay babe what exactly am i looking at here well that tall bull moose has been running for that female
12:10since high school but the bull with the tight curly perm perm's her back oh yeah anyway moose perm likes
12:16her too so now they're fighting over her holy am i a motherfucking princess or what all right so
12:23let's do this what about him what are you kidding no no he will kill me oh my god wait
12:31what if i lose
12:32i don't like that guy for you font zeke baby don't worry whatever happens i'm going home with you
12:38right no duh of course what about him better right yeah okay yeah yeah he's fit but he's not too
12:44fit
12:45yeah i think i could take it yes and he has kind eyes i like that on it oh this
12:49is crazy this is
12:50crazy hey hi i'm fond carlos what's up okay so this might seem a little awkward but my friend and
12:57i hello we really dig your vibe and wonder if let me guess you want me to wrestle him so
13:04you two can
13:05get it on yeah wow this really is the thing huh yeah it's our culture zeke honey this is carlos
13:12he's gonna fight you thank you so much really appreciate it
13:20oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh whoa oh
13:32oh ray and you start well they say i'm a wonderful lover who's they josh of the community okay enough
13:46Chit chat. Let's go again. Oh, we're going all night, baby. Let me just go take a quick B.
13:51You know, prostate health is very important. Oh, you're doing great, buddy. Everybody's talking about it.
13:57Just got to give you your special vitamin, make you a big boy.
14:01Although, if I was a stud on one pill, what would happen if I took all the pills?
14:08Ooh, I'd be a freaking sex god!
14:15What even is a berry? Is it a fruit or, like, a soft nut?
14:19Young Fox! Ah! Floating head!
14:21That's not the question you should be asking yourself. The question you should be asking is,
14:27what happened in Canada? Canada. Canada.
14:40Oh, yeah. That's the good stuff, eh?
14:42You know Pa says we're not allowed to eat these berries.
14:44Why are you calling him Pa? I was trying to be folksy.
14:47Suit yourself, Bethany. But they're berry, berry good.
14:52Uh, whoa, whoa. Dude, what's wrong?
14:54Uh, hey, new friends. What it be?
15:00Uh, Penelope?
15:01Run, Bethany! Run!
15:08I'll distract them!
15:10Hey! Over here!
15:12Look at this house! It's delicious!
15:24Nothing happened in Canada.
15:27Oh, honey bear. Don't let that mean little storm keep you up tonight.
15:31Yeah. I have a feeling I'm gonna sleep pretty well.
15:33Ellen, bed.
15:34Oh. Someone can't wait to get to sleep.
15:39Good night, sweetie.
15:40Good night, Mom. And you too, Papa.
15:42Huh? Robert, I have some bad news.
15:46Oh, yeah?
15:47I've been a naughty pair.
15:49Did you eat those Boy Scouts?
15:51Maybe I did, but I'm still so hungry.
15:55Just give me one second and I'll feed you.
15:58Mmm, I can't wait. I'm so hungry, hungry, hungry.
16:03Looking for pills, digging through Meemaw's ashes.
16:06What the hell?
16:08Oh, no. Did somebody steal your bone or pills, you stupid old bitch?
16:12I'm gonna kill him.
16:13Oh, shit. Him is me.
16:20Hi, Zeke.
16:21Yo, Carlos.
16:22You, uh, you swim?
16:23Eh, not as much as I like, but I for the river whenever I can.
16:27Cool, cool. Yeah, no, I, um, you look like you swim.
16:30Okay, gentle moose.
16:31I want a nice clean fight so Zeke and I can go back to my place and finally do the
16:36deed.
16:37Andiamo!
16:38Oh, seems like a real firecracker.
16:40She is so great. Shall we?
16:41Oh, yes, let's.
16:47Come on, Zeke. Fight for me.
16:50I've never done this before.
16:52Horns grew in late.
16:54Well, you're doing great.
16:55Thank you so much.
16:57Wow, this is really hot.
16:59Must dominate.
17:02Must prove worth.
17:08Okay, you got me. I submit.
17:11Babe, you did it.
17:13I did it?
17:13I did it!
17:14Yeah, you was!
17:16And you were amazing!
17:17I was in there. I was going at it.
17:18Suddenly it just hit me.
17:20And now we can finally meet each other.
17:22I'm sorry.
17:23Vaughn, I'm...
17:25I'm gay.
17:27You're gay?
17:28Ray?
17:28Oh my god, me too!
17:32Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
17:35Don't stop, Ray!
17:36Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop!
17:42Ray?
17:43Ray!
17:45Ray?
17:46Ray?
17:48Ray?
17:49Ah, floating head!
17:51Oh god, was that bullshit psychic right?
17:54Am I dead?
17:55No, Ray, you are alive.
17:58Who are you?
18:00I am Boone, the god of all that is horny!
18:08Celeste! Celeste!
18:10Young Fox, I knew you'd be back.
18:12Wow, it is astounding how good you are.
18:14I see all. It is my gift and my curse.
18:17Yeah.
18:17But mostly my gift, but also my curse.
18:21I could imagine, yeah.
18:22But then again, also my gift.
18:23Yeah, well, look, you were right about Canada. I need your help.
18:27I already knew that!
18:28Ah, of course, your gift.
18:30But also my curse.
18:31As we call the spirits to us, show us what the future brings.
18:36Yeah, come on, spirits.
18:38I am seeing something.
18:41Oh no!
18:42What?
18:42What?
18:43A great danger approaches.
18:45Great danger?
18:46From above?
18:49Oh my god!
18:50You're so good!
18:51But what am I supposed to do now?
18:53I don't know.
18:54See a therapist!
18:56Oh, I don't wanna.
18:58You freeloading bastard! Where are they?
19:00What? I have no idea what you're talking about.
19:03I know you stole my horny goat weed!
19:04I don't even know what that is. Is that for, like, OMSD?
19:08What the hell is OMSD?
19:09I think it stands for, um, old man soft dick.
19:12I'm gonna kill you!
19:14Don't you talk to our little angel like that!
19:16He's not an angel! He's a thief!
19:18What did he steal?
19:19He thought, well, that's not important!
19:21Dad takes secret boner pills!
19:24Well, I knew that.
19:25You did?
19:26Of course I did!
19:28Every time we have sex, you have to rummage around in your mother's ashes.
19:31Oh, fungus, this is humiliating.
19:34Don't be silly.
19:36Look, as a female of a certain age, my own beer parts don't work like they used to.
19:40Oh, no. Which parts?
19:41So you know what? Now I use snail mucus down there.
19:44No, no, no, no, no.
19:45Does my snail mucus make me any less attractive to you, Robbie?
19:49What?
19:49No way, baby!
19:51You're my apex.
19:53Oh.
19:54We're all just getting older.
19:55You need your goat weed, and I need my long-lasting vaginal moisturizer.
19:59It's a living!
20:00Oh, God, wait, who is that?
20:01I'm Sammy!
20:02Don't talk to me!
20:03And you, mister, need to grow up.
20:06What?
20:06This is our cave, young male.
20:08And I might be your mother, but I am also your father's slam piece.
20:12Oh, Ellen, baby.
20:14The way you just yelled at our adult son.
20:16I don't think I need goat weed tonight.
20:18I'm just plain old horny now.
20:21All right.
20:22But I'm still gonna need my snail mucus.
20:24You're up, Sammy.
20:24Back to the salt mines!
20:28Hey, Joshy, thanks.
20:31For what?
20:31The natural hard-off.
20:33Oh, gross!
20:35In the beginning, the light banged the dark.
20:40Whoa, I didn't know there was gonna be visual jazz.
20:43Everyone was satisfied.
20:45It was carnal utopia.
20:49Utopia.
20:50Now that's my kind of utopia.
20:53But after billions of years, that spark was not what it could be.
21:00Oh, droopy wieners.
21:01But then, Bone created the weed.
21:07And the weed restored vitality.
21:11Nice.
21:11Which restored confidence.
21:13Okay.
21:13Which, in turn, restored vitality.
21:16Hey, hey, hey.
21:17You don't need to sell me on the goat weed, Bone.
21:19I am a customer for life.
21:20But you, Ray, you do not need the weed.
21:25I don't?
21:26For you are more than just sex.
21:30I am?
21:31You contain multitudes.
21:34Oh, wow.
21:36Thank you, Bone.
21:37Now you should get out of here.
21:39Because you are about to be dumped in a river.
21:43Oh, whoa.
21:44I really am getting dumped in a river.
21:47Holy shit, Ray!
21:48I thought you were dead.
21:50I thought so, too.
21:51But I think I just had one of those, like, near-death experiences.
21:55Oh, yeah.
21:56I had one of those once.
21:57Yeah?
21:57But there was just, like, eternal darkness.
21:59I felt nothing.
22:00Well, that's revealing, McKaylee.
22:03Yep, that's me.
22:03Look, I love having sex with you.
22:06But after the fifth or sixth time, I'm done.
22:09Oh, really?
22:10Yeah.
22:11Well, the thing is, I'm a bunny.
22:13I need it, like, all the time.
22:15It's a medical thing?
22:17So, I guess that means we're through?
22:19Yeah, I guess it does.
22:21You know what?
22:21That's okay.
22:22Because I contain multitudes.
22:25I'm a rascal, a small business owner, a host for numerous parasites.
22:29That's great, Ray.
22:30And just to be absolutely clear, you were gonna dump my body in the river and not tell anyone, right?
22:35Yeah.
22:36I was gonna stuff rocks in your mouth so you'd sink to the bottom.
22:39Yeah, so I'd sink to the bottom.
22:41Sure, yeah, solid plan.
22:42So, you're gay.
22:45Yeah.
22:45And that's why you never made a move.
22:48I think so.
22:49And why you treated me like an equal.
22:52Is that a gay thing?
22:54It's not a straight thing.
22:55Oh, are you two gonna?
22:57Oh, I don't know.
22:58Uh-huh, you know it.
23:00Oh.
23:00Then I guess I'm happy for you, but I'm bummed for me.
23:04We got along so well.
23:05I know, I know, but maybe we could still be friends?
23:09I've never been friends with an ex.
23:11Girl, are we really exes?
23:13Okay, you got bitchy fast.
23:16Fawn, my dear, dear, will you be my stag hag?
23:21Oh, Zeke, yes, queen.
23:24A thousand times, yes.
23:27Not sure anyone really says that anymore.
23:29No, they do.
23:29But, uh, thank you, Fawn.
23:30For what?
23:31For helping me be me and me gay.
23:35Oh, gay moose.
23:37That's right, gay moose.
23:38Congrats, brother.
23:39You know, you seem gay.
23:40In retrospect, I really should have known when you said you wanted to
23:43bang me.
23:45Hold on, how is a guy telling a girl he wants to bang her gay?
23:48I don't know, it just is.
23:49It's the word, bang.
23:51It's a little showy.
23:52Also, when you asked him if he swam.
23:54Yeah, yeah, that felt gay when I said it.
23:56Hey guys, just quick sidebar, is liking creme fraiche gay?
23:58Obviously.
23:59Very gay.
24:00So gay.
24:00I don't know, you want to suck my dick and find out?
24:02Right.
24:02What?
24:03I contain multitudes, right?
24:05I'm coming out.
24:07I want the world to know.
24:10Got to let it show.
24:11I'm coming.
24:13I'm coming out.
24:15I want the world to know.
24:18Got to let it show.
24:20I'm coming out, yeah, I'm coming.
24:22I've got to show the world all I want to be.
24:25And all my abilities, there's so much more to me.
24:29Somehow I've got to make them just understand.
24:33I've got it well in hand, and oh, how I plan.
24:38I'm spreading love, there is no need to fear.
24:42And I just feel so good every time I hear.
24:48I'm coming.
24:50But Road of Pink.
24:53Chirp.
25:07Noobankable.
25:07Yeah, that's so great.
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