00:17My name's Walt. I work as night watchman here at Fred's Wax Museum to put myself through
00:21criminology college. It used to be very lonely, until recently when I plugged in my crime computer.
00:26Suddenly, oscillating vibrations brought to life three legendary monsters. Dracula, the werewolf, and Frankenstein.
00:39Creatures hated and feared for centuries now determined to make up for their past misbehaving
00:43by fighting crime wherever they find it. Together, we're the Monster Squad.
01:04Do you mean that you scared the death out of me for nothing?
01:08Oh, my apologies, Drack. Little did I know the bomb was a dud the whole time. Yeah, I guess
01:14the uranium-235 and it was stale. So was the clan. If it'll make it any easier for you,
01:24Drack, at least we won't have to worry about the astrologer for a while. Yeah, according
01:30to the stars and the judge, he'll be doing 20 years to life. And you guys are scheduled
01:37to receive a special commendation. This wonderful country's greatest honor. Oh? What is it called?
01:45That's it. This wonderful country's greatest honor award.
01:48Oh, just think. All of those statesmen gathered together to honor a bunch of ordinary guys like us.
02:00I never thought of it that way. I wonder what I should wear. Maybe my basic black or perhaps
02:07my more festive gray check. Does it make any difference? It's going to take a lifetime more
02:12of good deeds before the world is ready to accept the likes of us three. You'll have to take it
02:18like
02:18the champ you are, Drack, and accept the award in absentia. What does that mean? It means we won't be
02:25there. Sort of like your reflection in a mirror. Kid cabin, I never have any fun.
02:59I never have any fun. You won't be there. I never have any fun. Get me there. I never have
03:08any fun.
03:09The End
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