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02:01I can't.
02:02I need this for my major.
02:03Relax.
02:04Sure.
02:04Your coach will be missed.
02:05What were you creating with your grading system?
02:08Jogs.
02:08So pretty.
02:10So entitled.
02:11Aren't you above stereotypes?
02:12Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
02:15I'm going to be behind.
02:17And now you start acting should expect any special treatment.
02:19You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
02:23Me?
02:23No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
02:27You can learn from your next assignment.
02:28Oral presentations.
02:30Okay.
02:31Yeah, definitely drop me.
02:34Perfect.
02:35I have a D.
02:36So, how'd you do?
02:38Yeah, I'm good.
02:39Girl.
02:40Really?
02:41Yeah.
02:41I run in like an hour or so.
02:44Fucking hell, you aced it.
02:46I knew that.
02:47Show me.
02:47Do you mind?
02:48What?
02:49No.
02:50Only you can tell the things you should.
02:52Okay.
02:52Well, we got that covered.
02:53I mean, we want to hire you to guess as to what we will be discussing today.
03:00There goes your man, a crazy dream boy.
03:01Stop.
03:01Justin Cole's not my anything.
03:03It's not too late.
03:04It's not too late.
03:05You are intolerable.
03:07Did you do it?
03:07Did you talk to Justin Cole?
03:08No.
03:08No, she's too busy.
03:09Hiding this for leave from the floor.
03:10He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
03:12Am I supposed to just bling myself on him?
03:13Yes.
03:14Hold on.
03:14I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
03:16Santa, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
03:18Hold on.
03:19So I'm six at five.
03:19You're on at nine.
03:20Okay, eight words, ever.
03:21Hey, Mona.
03:23Who's Mona?
03:24Hey.
03:27I'm not Mona.
03:28It is an embo, right?
03:29Not even close.
03:30What do you want, Garrett Graham?
03:31Pedals to walk on?
03:33Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
03:35is literally falling apart.
03:37So, uh, I failed that paper.
03:39Sounds like a lot of people did.
03:40And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
03:44So.
03:45Is there a question in there?
03:46That is a question.
03:47I don't think I heard a question now.
03:48You guys are late for seeing study.
03:50All right, go.
03:50I'll see you at dinner.
03:52Bye, Mona.
03:53I need your help.
03:55Wow.
03:56What?
03:56No, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't
04:00do that, so.
04:00Okay.
04:01Could you, pretty please, with sugar on top, help me study so that don't fail spectacularly?
04:05Better.
04:06That's good.
04:06No.
04:08Come on.
04:08Do me a solid.
04:09I mean, you kind of owe me.
04:10That's neat, Pete.
04:11That was an honest mistake.
04:12Was it?
04:13I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for a few of you guys, so.
04:15Okay, I'll start for life.
04:16If anything, you will be.
04:18Well, I have to ace a more presentation or I can't play.
04:20Okay.
04:20Believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
04:22Find another two-tier dude.
04:49All right.
04:50Bye.
04:51Bye.
04:52Bye.
04:53I don't want shit.
04:54I don't need to taste that bad.
04:56I don't need to go to my boys because I'm rich.
04:58Oh, shit.
05:24Hey, you wanted to talk to me?
05:26If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a short bet.
05:31Oh, you have your bad news face.
05:35It's your scholarship.
05:37It's not happening this year.
05:39What?
05:39Budget cuts.
05:40Don't even get me started.
05:41No, we're three weeks into the semester.
05:43How can...
05:44No, no, they can't.
05:45No.
05:45We'll get you to the point with the financial aid office.
05:47They can help.
05:48No, they're just going to give me another work study job.
05:49I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:53Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:54Don't stop breathing.
05:55You need air to process and live.
05:58Yeah, I also need money.
05:59Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
06:01Another classical composition scholarship?
06:05I could switch concentrations.
06:07Performance?
06:07Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
06:10And there's no money in classical.
06:11Jazz, jazz.
06:12I could write jazz.
06:14Even less money.
06:15Write...
06:16What do I do?
06:17Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
06:20Hey, Hannah.
06:21We're going to get through it, okay?
06:26I could write pop.
06:27First place comes with a scholarship, right?
06:29Right, but...
06:30You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
06:32And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
06:37I mean, you're word outstanding.
06:38It's true.
06:39Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
06:43Yeah, see?
06:44Yeah, I can totally pop.
06:45How hard can it be?
06:46Really famous last words.
06:47Because the competition, it's pretty steep.
06:49No, I can do this.
06:50I will do this.
06:54Okay.
06:55Bring some ideas into class.
06:56We'll talk.
06:57Okay.
07:06Dean!
07:09Dean!
07:10Where you at?
07:12Dean!
07:13Do not give me the silent treatment.
07:15He's taking the world's longest shower.
07:17Still.
07:17We need some door shut this time.
07:19Logan!
07:21Drane's clogged again.
07:22No shit.
07:22Finish your fucking shower.
07:23I'll come fix it.
07:25Dean!
07:25Come help with the gangs.
07:27Told you.
07:28I'll be right down.
07:29Yeah, but when?
07:32You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
07:34It's all good.
07:34You sure will.
07:35Never mind.
07:36Forget I asked you.
07:39Baby, Garrett will help.
07:40Where the fuck is Garrett?
07:43Guys?
07:48Hey, what's up, man?
07:49What's up, dude?
07:51Hey.
07:53Yo, Garrett!
07:54What's up, man?
07:55Yo, Garrett!
07:55Tell me if you're going to be in the morning.
07:58Hey.
07:59Hey.
08:00Hey.
08:01Hey, man.
08:07Smells good, Tucker.
08:10Dean?
08:11Dean?
08:12Can't you see I'm cooking, man?
08:14Same, bro.
08:15Just fix the shower.
08:16Again.
08:17Give me one guess.
08:18Oh, jeez.
08:19Well, that could be any.
08:20Fuck, dude.
08:21It's obviously yours, but...
08:22Don't look at me.
08:23What?
08:23That's...
08:24Any shower sex is over.
08:25What's the next time I do?
08:25You get clogged in this house?
08:26You get it.
08:26Yeah, like, do you ever snake a drink?
08:28Have you ever snake a drink?
08:29Oh, okay.
08:29What snaking a drink is?
08:30Oh, that cow's, right?
08:32And one of these dinky fucking sandwiches you're making.
08:33It's a house party.
08:34We need dippables.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:36Did you just...
08:36Yeah, you just said, uh...
08:37Dippables?
08:38Dippables.
08:39Dippables.
08:39Dippables.
08:40Dippables.
08:40Dippables.
08:40Dippables.
08:40Dippables.
08:41Yeah, okay.
08:42Okay, okay.
08:42Okay, okay.
08:42I'm looking for that one.
08:43There's nothing for you.
08:51There we go.
08:54Hey, can you play something for me?
08:56This is a classic.
09:03Would not have pegged you for an oldie's guy.
09:06Kendall?
09:07Grant?
09:10Roger, we thought.
09:11One's my next.
09:13Like a four-year-old.
09:14Are you so strict?
09:16Are you also strict about a lot of alcohol?
09:18I don't know.
09:21Like what?
09:30I'm so in here, I can barely breathe.
09:34You don't know what you do, it's a fool to be.
09:38I always say you're supposed to know it until it's lost the light.
09:42To me, we'll just play the place.
09:44Okay, so what are your pop showcase tour de force?
09:46Are we feeling vocal vibes?
09:47Or are we not?
09:48I don't know.
09:48I feel like I'm more of a Taylor than a GoPro.
09:51You haven't flown in heaven.
09:52I've done a school theater.
09:52Yes, I have.
09:53With who?
09:56Okay, fine.
09:57Sadly, you never have questions.
09:58The fact that you are down bad for Justin Paul is totally a sign of peace special.
10:02So, hey, Taylor, do something about it.
10:08Have you seen him?
10:13He's so much easier to look at than talking to.
10:16Hi, just because he can play the guitar and has a tiny tattoo doesn't make it some untouchable rock.
10:20God.
10:21What are you looking at?
10:23I don't know.
10:25Maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
10:29Or he's just not interested.
10:30And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
10:33Or maybe...
10:39I'm not you, Ali.
10:40I can't just find a husband day one of college.
10:43I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
10:45I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
10:48You did what?
10:48I don't want to talk about this.
10:50You saw Garrett Graham naked?
10:52What did he look like?
10:53He looks naked and then I fell, which is my point.
10:56I can't do this.
10:57Okay, I have an idea.
10:58Literally everyone's talking about a party in a while, including Justin, probably.
11:02It's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party.
11:03Well, I don't like parties.
11:05I'm not saying you love parties.
11:06No, I need to work on my showcase, huh?
11:08That's an excuse.
11:09No, it's not.
11:10I want to present a demo in my class next week.
11:12No, hold it all nighter.
11:13I'm spending a night in shows anyway.
11:14You'll have to place yourself.
11:16No, Hannah, I'm not letting you out there at this time.
11:18If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
11:38I know!
11:43Bye-bye.
11:45Bye-bye.
12:00Bye.
12:02Not just a body, somebody, wouldn't body.
12:05Not just a body, somebody, wouldn't body.
12:10Would you body on me?
12:12Not just a body, somebody, wouldn't body.
12:17Oh, my God.
13:02I've missed you.
13:08I've been busy at practice.
13:10Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
13:12I just missed you.
13:20Did you miss me?
13:22Um.
13:23Wow, okay, because I misread this.
13:27No, well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but, you know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
13:32My wife is morning workouts class, practice repeat.
13:35The whole team has practice, Garrett.
13:37Okay, they self-lives.
13:38Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
13:41So you're special.
13:42That's not...
13:43No, I was just made captain, so the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
13:48I can't lose focus, so, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
13:52Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
13:54Hey, I want to be your girlfriend.
13:57Why?
13:59Hey, I mean, like, what I mean is, uh, what's my favorite band?
14:04My major.
14:05How do I like my coffee?
14:07What's my mother's name?
14:10Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
14:12So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL, or you've deluded yourself into thinking
14:17that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
14:19But, um, either way, you deserve better.
14:24Fuck you, Garrett.
14:30Yeah, fuck me.
14:41All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
14:43The Bruins have put a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
14:46He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
14:48Wow, really?
14:49Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
14:54You, that lady, I don't want to go, but you ain't got the guts.
15:00You kids, now you're not your man and daddy.
15:03I'm not trying, I'm not a sucker.
15:05You want to be, I'm a enemy, I'm a guy, I'm a man.
15:12Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:14Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:16Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:19No, I think you were.
15:20I'm not a treat.
15:22Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:25Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:31Baby, I'm not a treat.
15:42We weren't dating.
15:43We kind of were.
15:44Yeah, you and Kendall have been looking up all semester.
15:46How it says.
15:48Hey, Matthew.
15:49Hey, look, hey, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
15:52You know, I don't have to take this time.
15:54I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
15:56Dean.
15:59He'll be ready in 30 minutes.
16:0130 minutes?
16:02Maybe an hour?
16:02That's ambitious.
16:03He gets a half hour.
16:04If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
16:05Thanks, sir.
16:06Thanks, sir.
16:09Is your dad?
16:11Yeah.
16:14Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend on speedometer.
16:17That's inevitable, right?
16:23Look, I know he can be a dick.
16:25He's more than a dick.
16:26Okay.
16:27But he's still your dad.
16:31Only cares about his hockey.
16:33You know, I only matter because I am him.
16:35I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
16:37Yeah, man.
16:38I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup.
16:40Norris show up here, too.
16:41Spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian.
16:42And, man, yeah, you're just like him.
16:45Hey.
16:47Your dad was great.
16:48Everybody knows him.
16:50But no one is expecting you to be him.
16:54He is.
16:55All my parents have expectations, gee.
16:57Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
17:01All right?
17:02But we're not doing this for them.
17:05We're doing this because we love it.
17:07Right?
17:13Yeah.
17:15Thanks, man.
17:15Take a shower.
17:16You smell like shit.
17:16I'm fine.
17:37Hi.
17:38I'm not here.
17:39I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
17:41I'll fall asleep.
17:42Fair enough.
17:42How's it coming?
17:44I have a melody.
17:45No lyrics, though.
17:46Well, that's great.
17:47That's, like, halfway done, right?
17:48No, not really.
17:49Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
17:51So classical is easier.
17:52Dude, I have senior sheet music.
17:54Classical is not easier.
17:56Definitely is.
17:58Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
18:00Uh, not since high school.
18:01I don't come back to you.
18:02I'm writing a mic.
18:05Yeah, maybe.
18:06Hey.
18:07You're nice to meet me, friend Hina.
18:09You just started writing.
18:10These things take time, right?
18:14What if I can't, Elle?
18:15What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
18:20next semester?
18:21You know, like, what if you're right?
18:22If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
18:27life and heartbreak.
18:28Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
18:30I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
18:32If someday, maybe it'll be with Justin, maybe someone else.
18:37No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea
18:40what it should be about.
18:42What did you write about in high school?
18:43What?
18:44You said you wrote in high school.
18:46What did you write about?
18:51Hina?
18:53Uh, nothing.
18:55It's dumb.
18:59Something will come to you, okay?
19:01Just give it time.
19:02Yeah.
19:04Hey, I'm curious.
19:05You weren't supposed to open the lawns today, right?
19:11Shit!
19:30There you are.
19:31Sorry, Bella.
19:32All the time.
19:33I mean, as young as I fucking used to be.
19:35I know.
19:36I can't handle this all on my own.
19:37Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry.
19:38I'm sorry.
19:39See you later.
19:40Okay.
19:41Okay.
19:46Hello?
19:48Hi.
19:50Hi.
19:51Hi.
19:51Hi.
19:52Take away.
19:53Justin.
19:54Yeah, I know who you are.
19:57We spoke kind of.
19:59Your band is really good.
20:01Yeah, thanks.
20:03I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
20:04I work here, so I've heard you.
20:07Take it.
20:07The uniform.
20:09Great.
20:11Carry the watermelon.
20:13What?
20:15Dirty dancing.
20:16Jennifer Grey has this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
20:20Sorry, never mind.
20:21Obviously, I work here.
20:23Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
20:24Oh, my God.
20:24Yeah, sorry.
20:25Thanks.
20:27Hi.
20:29Smooth.
20:30I carry the watermelon.
20:32Anyone ever tell you that beef stomping is rude?
20:33Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
20:35It's a classic.
20:37I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
20:38Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
20:40He'll be right with you.
20:43You know how you shouldn't fawn over him?
20:44What?
20:44That guy.
20:45You're too available.
20:45Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
20:47That's a different scenario.
20:48I don't do girlfriends.
20:49They know there.
20:49Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
20:51But I don't need your help.
20:52Raphael?
20:55What if I paid you?
20:56I was to take your dating advice.
20:58A tutor, me, nerd.
20:59You could just ask my name.
21:00Usually, girls just tell me.
21:03Come on, I'll pay you anything.
21:04You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
21:05So?
21:06So?
21:07I need to play.
21:08Why?
21:08Because you get off on beating people up?
21:10What?
21:11Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't adapt its players for fighting.
21:14It celebrates it.
21:15Keep it.
21:15A team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
21:20Sorry.
21:20I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
21:22I just don't like hockey.
21:24Yeah.
21:26Yeah.
21:39Hey.
21:40Just talk to him.
21:41Okay.
21:45Papa Graham.
21:46De Laurentiis.
21:47Bray had hit a McManus last week.
21:48Got that kid felt it in his bones.
21:50Hey, you know.
21:50Gotta keep up my boy's back.
21:51I like it.
21:52Tucker, you're looking good out there.
21:53You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
21:55Thanks, Mr. Graham.
21:56We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
21:57Wouldn't miss it.
22:00Mr. Graham.
22:00Logan.
22:02Looking handsome as ever.
22:03You too, man.
22:04Good suit.
22:06Yeah.
22:10Saw that you made captain.
22:12About time.
22:14I'm a junior.
22:15Ah.
22:16Better late than never.
22:18Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
22:21Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
22:24I'm not here to fight.
22:25Can we just go inside?
22:27No.
22:27No, thanks.
22:29Garrett.
22:29Dad.
22:30Fine.
22:32Cindy and I are getting married.
22:36You've been dating for like two seconds.
22:38Six months.
22:39That's not any better.
22:39Does she even fucking know you?
22:41Watch it.
22:41I don't have any time for this.
22:42We have a game today.
22:43I know.
22:44Eastwood.
22:44Our biggest rivals.
22:45She wants to meet you.
22:46Your timing is fucking shit.
22:47If you could just see anything.
22:48I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
22:50You told me your news.
22:50Congratulations.
22:51I'll see you at the wedding.
22:53Boy.
22:54Drew.
22:55Boy.
22:56You're staring at me.
22:57I'm going to leave.
22:58I'm breaking away.
22:59Please welcome your very own.
23:02Fire.
23:05No.
23:05No.
23:07No.
23:09No.
23:09No.
23:09No.
23:09No.
23:10No.
23:11No.
23:11No.
23:12No.
23:12No.
23:13No.
23:15No.
23:15No.
23:28No.
23:30No.
23:31No.
23:33No.
23:33No.
23:41Phil Graham is a bigger player.
23:43I think he can play that mean physical game.
23:45He needs to be consistent.
23:50Come on, bro.
23:51Get your head in.
23:55His dad was certainly talking about everything you know, Trent.
23:58Phil Graham's physicality was brutal.
23:59I mean, he's always on the workout.
24:00Making daddy proud, Graham.
24:03Take it to where I want to go.
24:05Fuck!
24:19I am curious to see what kind of player
24:21Derek Ramsey turns out to be.
24:24He said that.
24:29You know, Derek doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
24:30He also doesn't do the repeat hook-up thing.
24:32He's been hooking up since the summer.
24:33Whatever, good man.
24:34And honestly, he's playing with shit.
24:36Yo, Graham's playing with shit.
24:37I told you they're fucking losers.
24:39Let's hope they keep out it.
24:40We'll destroy them.
24:41Hell yeah.
24:42Let me get some of that delayed.
24:43That's awesome.
24:45I'm sorry for a while.
24:51Remember that?
24:55Bye.
24:56Bye.
25:00Bye.
25:02Bye.
25:03Bye.
25:05Bye.
25:06Bye.
25:29The game's not over.
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33:53All right.
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