00:28THE END
00:58Ha-ha!
01:01Look, Thomas, it's a letter from the Society of Feline Fancy Fires.
01:06You've been accepted for the annual competition.
01:10Yes, you!
01:11If you win, you'll be a cat of class and distinction.
01:15You better get ready.
01:17This could make all your dreams come true.
01:30Do you think it's fair that such a villain's dream should come true?
01:35Then justice shall prevail.
01:39Welcome to the 103rd Annual Society of Feline Fancy Fires Cat Show.
01:45I'm your host, Buster Brain, here with the beautiful...
01:49Lillian Fitzpatrick Chancellor.
01:52Let's go to the center ring, where Tiger is finishing his run in the agility competition.
02:00Oh, and he sticks his landing.
02:04It's a double-stick landing.
02:06Who's the lucky dope that gets to follow that?
02:09Tom, who is listed as an alicatous ignoramus.
02:14Whatever the breed, he's got the speed.
02:18Tom clears the first hurdle and the second.
02:26Oh, my.
02:36It's a multi-platform leaping trial.
02:40Complete with angry robotic voilers.
02:52Whoa!
02:53He cleared the target.
02:54But will he survive the mechanical alligators?
02:59Those aren't alligators, Buster.
03:02They're dragons.
03:06Let's see how the judges score Tom's run.
03:09A perfect test!
03:11What a magnificent performance.
03:14Especially considering the extreme difficulty of the course.
03:19Sorry.
03:27Let's call Tom to the center ring for the next event, the talent competition.
03:35Tom will be performing a selection from my favorite clown-based opera, Pagliacci.
04:04It seems that Tom has given up on opera, and is now doing bird calls.
04:11Oh, it's a yellow-bellied surf-sucker.
04:15And a lily-livered drop.
04:17I don't say this often, but bravissimo.
04:21And now the big finish.
04:24Wow!
04:25A creep-spotted splatterer.
04:28I'm literally speechless.
04:39I have come all the way from Paris to prepare you for the beauty competition.
04:45I mean no offense, monsieur, but surely your eyebrows must be of great concern.
04:53Not to worry, I am just a thing.
04:55Piping hot wax.
04:57Made by Parisian bees.
04:59Nothing but the best.
05:01Are you ready?
05:02On three.
05:03One.
05:04Two.
05:06Three.
05:09Cosmetics to the rescue.
05:13You will be my greatest walkabout.
05:18Something is missing.
05:20I know.
05:21What you need is the perfect healthy.
05:24Magnifique.
05:25Calling Tom for the beauty competition.
05:29My, that's quite a daring appearance.
05:33Another ten of medieval.
05:36This judge has really taken a shine to Tom.
05:39But why?
05:43I suppose he's just lucky.
05:49Tom has a generous feed, but he can't rest on his laurels yet.
05:54It all comes down to this.
05:55The judge is awaiting Tom's arrival.
05:58As are we all.
06:00All contestants, prepare for the final judging.
06:09Here comes Tom.
06:11And he...
06:12Oh, oh dear.
06:14Oh, dear me.
06:17You.
06:23Ah!
06:29The judge isn't going to appreciate that.
06:32Test qualified.
06:34But wait.
06:35A winner has been declared.
06:38It's a last minute entry in the micro cat category.
06:42No doubt about it.
06:43These two are the best.
06:44And cutest.
06:46Kittens in the show.
06:47Good night, everybody.
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