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00:05Sorry, I...
00:06What's got you so focused, you forgot how to walk?
00:11G-get back, I...
00:12Give it back!
00:13Beg me.
00:20Get off me, nerd!
00:22Lucas!
00:28Don't laugh!
00:29Shut the hell up!
00:40Go pick that ball up, or I'm gonna make you regret it.
00:50Let him go.
00:51Oh, come on, Marcus.
00:52You mess with him every day.
00:53Now you're playing hero?
00:57Only I get to bully him.
01:01Touch him again, and I'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball.
01:08You okay?
01:09Mind your own business!
01:10He's right, this is all your fault!
01:12And now you're acting like some hero?
01:15Marcus, listen to me.
01:16The person I hate most in this world...
01:19is you!
01:23Lucas, I bully you because...
01:25I fucking like you!
01:31Lucas, you're home.
01:33I made you your favorite, hot cocoa.
01:36Spare me the fake nice.
01:37I know what you're doing.
01:39You... you know?
01:40You're trying to win me over.
01:41But let me make this clear.
01:43You will never be the lady of this house.
01:49What the hell is that?
01:51Were you trying to poison me?
01:59Your father won't marry me because of you.
02:01If you're alive, I'll never inherit his fortune.
02:04So I have to get rid of you!
02:07If my dad finds out you tried to hurt me,
02:09he'll never marry a psycho like you!
02:12Too bad you won't get the chance to tell him.
02:15Die!
02:21Marcus, what are you doing here?
02:23I came down the chimney.
02:24Lucas, I need to explain why I mess with you.
02:42Let go of me!
02:56Okay, either I'm dead or I blacked out at a renaissance fair.
03:00What are you, a flying paper cut?
03:02Ah, our Prince Charming is finally awake!
03:04I am the Guardian Sprite of Fairy Tales.
03:07You awakened me, so I brought you into this storybook.
03:13Oh my god!
03:14I look like a rejected Disney extra.
03:18Why am I dressed like Prince Chanham's cousin who sells essential oils?
03:21How can I leave this ridiculous place?
03:25Your Highness,
03:26the King commands you to depart at once
03:28to marry the Princess Snow White of the neighboring kingdom.
03:31Snow White?
03:32Absolutely not.
03:33I'm gay.
03:34I'm not about to drag some innocent girl into a straight marriage starter pack.
03:37That's emotional terrorism.
03:41You have got to be kidding me.
03:43Good morning.
03:44Princess Snow White?
03:45Sleep well?
03:46I'm a guy.
03:47Do you see the stubble?
03:48The Adam's apple?
03:49The entire male anatomy-gy package?
03:51Hmm.
03:52Yeah.
03:52That's not supposed to happen.
03:54Okay.
03:55Looks like we've got a role assignment error.
03:58Let me file a ticket with fairytale tech support.
04:02Oh great.
04:03So how long is the wait time?
04:04Three business entries?
04:05Why won't this thing come off?
04:07I want men's clothes, pants, a hoodie,
04:10literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in.
04:12Can't.
04:12Your character is Snow White.
04:14Snow White has a dress.
04:15It's in the contract.
04:16I never signed anything.
04:18You did.
04:18You just didn't read the terms and conditions.
04:21Like everyone else.
04:23Look.
04:23You got unlimited dresses.
04:25Fresh options daily.
04:26It's basically princess Netflix.
04:31No.
04:32No, no, no.
04:33Stop.
04:33All right.
04:34Ready to meet your Prince Charming?
04:36He'll be here soon to marry you.
04:39What?
04:40I'm straight.
04:41I don't like men.
04:42Tell me how to get out of this nightmare.
04:43Easy.
04:44You just have to truly fall in love with Prince Charming.
04:46You're insane.
04:49Except reality, your highness.
04:51This is the only way you can return to the real world.
04:54Fall in love with a man?
04:55I'd rather be trapped here forever.
04:58Princess Snow White,
04:59you inherited your father's heroic masculinity.
05:05Princess, the queen requests your presence.
05:09What is it?
05:11Oh, my God.
05:13Lucas, you're Snow White?
05:16This is amazing.
05:17The evil queen?
05:19Yeah, that tracks.
05:21You're dressed like a walking jewelry store.
05:23Afraid people might miss how greedy you are?
05:26Oh, my dear Lucas.
05:28In here, I'm the queen.
05:29I have everything.
05:31And honestly, I'm in love with this place.
05:35And you are the key back to reality.
05:37So if I want to stay here,
05:40I'll have to kill you.
05:42You're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom?
05:47Yes, your majesty.
05:49He's the infamous hunter nicknamed Mr. Alpha Male.
05:52I hate women.
05:53Especially women prettier than me.
05:55So Snow White, the most beautiful, cannot be allowed to live.
06:02Leave your Snow White to me.
06:16Die, Snow White.
06:22Snow White is a man?
06:25A man and he's hot?
06:29Who the hell are you?
06:32I'm your secret lover.
06:36Snow White's taste is a felony.
06:38I get it.
06:39You're the queen's assassin.
06:40She sent you to kill me.
06:41She told me to eliminate you.
06:43She just forgot to mention you're a man.
06:46And exactly my type.
06:49I've changed my mind.
06:51A face like yours?
06:52I couldn't possibly pull the trigger.
06:56You don't come any closer.
06:58The entire palace is under the queen's control.
07:01She won't stop until you're dead.
07:03But I can protect you.
07:04Whether you come with me is your choice.
07:07You protect me?
07:09That's right.
07:10I'm the coldest killer alive.
07:13Mr. Alpha Male.
07:14He actually let that little trash escape!
07:18Issue a kingdom-wide manhunt now!
07:21A princess with an Adam's apple.
07:23Chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot.
07:27For the last time, I am not marrying Snow White!
07:29I only want Lucas.
07:31Your Highness!
07:31Bad news!
07:32Snow White has gone missing!
07:35Missing?
07:35Perfect!
07:36This Snow White has a suspicious amount of testosterone.
07:40Wait.
07:41Snow White is Lucas?
07:46I...
07:47I...
07:47I can't run anymore!
07:52Hide!
07:56I'll go distract them.
07:57You head east and find your fiancé, Prince Charming.
08:01He will protect you.
08:02But what about you?
08:04Don't worry.
08:05I'm a Mr. Alpha Male.
08:06A few guards can't hurt me.
08:09Remember, never enter the enchanted forest.
08:12There are seven total psychos in there.
08:14Nobody who goes in ever makes it out alive.
08:20Damn.
08:21He's handsome.
08:22Too bad he doesn't like men.
08:24Wait.
08:25Does he actually like men or not?
08:27Hey!
08:28You ugly freaks!
08:30Come and catch me!
08:33Get him!
08:35Damn this dress!
08:36Damn the queen!
08:38Damn this fairy tale!
08:43Princess Snow White.
08:45Her Majesty requests your return to the palace.
08:49And what if I say no?
08:50Then you'll suffer a little.
08:57Marcus!
08:58What the hell is this jerk doing here?
09:00As long as I'm here,
09:01nobody can lay a finger on him.
09:03Someone thinks a little too highly of themselves.
09:11What are you doing?
09:12Stop it!
09:13Hold the unstoppable secret technique!
09:16Tickle attack!
09:24Are you okay?
09:27You're wearing a prince's uniform.
09:29You're Prince Charming?
09:32No, no, no!
09:34If you're Prince Charming,
09:35I'd rather die or stuck here forever!
09:37Lucas still hates me.
09:38I should hide my identity for now
09:40and give him time.
09:42I'm not...
09:44I'm not Prince Charming.
09:46I'm his half-brother,
09:48Prince Charging.
09:49Prince?
09:50Prince Charging?
09:51What the hell is that?
09:53Look!
09:53Bright enough to light a whole kingdom.
09:55That's why they call me Prince Charging.
09:58Even your horse looks gay as hell.
10:02I'm heading to find my brother Prince Charming.
10:05Why don't we go together?
10:06No thanks.
10:07There are wild beasts around here.
10:09It's dangerous alone.
10:10Well,
10:10even if I'm wearing this stupid dress,
10:12I'm still a man.
10:13I'm not afraid of any beasts.
10:20I'm not afraid of any beasts.
10:23So,
10:24want to reconsider my offer?
10:25And just so you know,
10:26there's more than one snake out here.
10:29Dammit!
10:30I might actually need this jerk to protect me.
10:33Fine.
10:34Whatever.
10:38Stop!
10:39In broad daylight?
10:40What are you doing?
10:43Fixing my shirt.
10:44What did you think?
10:48Damn.
10:49His body is actually amazing.
10:51If you want to look,
10:52you can be bold.
10:53I'd be honored if my muscles have your approval.
10:57Who's looking?
10:59Narcissist.
11:00Then do you want to touch them?
11:03What are you doing?
11:07I know you want me to.
11:09I don't.
11:14Kissing a man
11:15actually feels pretty good.
11:31Thank God it was just a dream.
11:33Lucas,
11:34Lucas,
11:34get a grip.
11:35You're straight.
11:37Stop having stupid dreams like that
11:39and the guys you hate the most.
11:40I'm straight.
11:42I'm straight.
11:45Being queen feels wonderful.
11:47Even my hair is smoother than before.
11:50This is...
11:53My hair!
11:54What happened to my hair?
11:56Wow!
11:57This means Snow White and Prince Charming have met.
12:00What?
12:00From now on,
12:01every time their relationship grows a little deeper,
12:04you'll lose another patch of hair.
12:06And when they truly fall in love,
12:08your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg.
12:13No!
12:14Lucas!
12:15Marcus!
12:15I'll kill you both!
12:18Spread my order!
12:19Hunt down Snow White across the entire kingdom,
12:21alive or dead!
12:23Your majesty,
12:25perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness.
12:28Right!
12:29The all-knowing mirror!
12:30It has to be able to fix my hair!
12:33Go find that mirror immediately!
12:35I want it brought to me within three days!
12:38Lucas,
12:40once I catch you,
12:41I'm going to pluck every single hair off your head.
12:47Look!
12:48Is that a princess?
12:49Princess?
12:50That's obviously a man.
12:52A man who likes wearing dresses.
12:54Hey, handsome, cute dress!
12:56Mind lend it to my big sis sometime?
13:00Just ignore them.
13:01I hate this dress!
13:03Oh my goodness!
13:04Whose daughter is this?
13:05She's so tall!
13:12Mom!
13:12That lady has stubble!
13:14Don't say nonsense!
13:16Apologize to the lady!
13:17Wait!
13:19He really does have stubble!
13:20I'm a man!
13:21A man in a dress?
13:24Sick!
13:24Calm down!
13:25Don't bother with them!
13:32Look!
13:33There's a hot girl bathing!
13:34Man!
13:35Tonight's our lucky night!
13:38Why does the voice sound like a guy?
13:40You know nothing!
13:42Androger and your beauty is trending!
13:47It's a man!
13:48My eyes!
13:49Hey!
13:49I haven't even screamed yet!
13:50What are you screaming?
13:51I swear I'll never peek at bathing girls again!
13:54Please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me!
13:57I've had enough of this!
13:59Sprite!
13:59Fairy!
14:00Whatever!
14:01Just get out here right now!
14:06I want to get rid of this damn dress!
14:10Well, it's not impossible!
14:12Play a game with me and you can change it!
14:14What game?
14:15Look!
14:22No way!
14:23Whatever the game is, I won't play anything with him!
14:25Hey!
14:26What did I do to you this time?
14:27Then I guess you'll just keep wearing the dress!
14:31Honestly, the more I look at it on you, the better it suits you!
14:34Fine!
14:35What game?
14:37Blindfold feeding!
14:40Lucas puts on the blindfold!
14:42Marcus sits three meters away!
14:44Lucas has to walk over and feed the strawberry to Marcus!
14:47That's it?
14:48Easy peasy!
14:49But you can't use your hands!
14:50You have to hold the strawberry in your mouth!
14:52What kind of perverted game is that?
14:54What's wrong?
14:55Scared?
14:56Who's scared?
14:57I'll just pretend I'm feeding a pet!
15:01Okay.
15:20Where are you touching?
15:22Shut up!
15:33Oh my god.
15:35Does this count as kissing Marcus?
15:37This is a straight man's greatest humiliation.
15:40His lips are just as soft as in my dream.
15:45Wait!
15:45Why am I reacting?
15:47No, no, no!
15:47That's impossible!
15:48What's wrong?
15:49Stomachache?
15:50I'm fine!
15:50Don't come closer!
15:52Ho ho!
15:53I see what's going on now!
15:54Shut up!
15:57You know, I'm actually the same as you.
16:01Take some time.
16:03Wait!
16:04Does this mean I've actually been turned gay?
16:08Finally!
16:09I can get out of that damn dress!
16:13I can't reveal my identity to Lucas just yet.
16:15Please keep it a secret for me.
16:17This is getting good!
16:18The plot just keeps getting juicier!
16:20Do you think you're watching a reality show?
16:32Hungry?
16:33Hungry?
16:33No, I'm fine.
16:34Here.
16:36Thirsty?
16:37I said I'm fine.
16:39Cold?
16:40Drop it!
16:41I'm not cold.
16:46i've never seen such a beautiful flower this is for you just so you know this adorable little
16:51flower completely poisonous it has no taste at all i want juice although there's no juice
17:02honey water on the house and trust me we got plenty you're not trying to watch me
17:09marcus don't do it this is gonna end badly
17:17hey there
17:31it's all your fault we almost got stung to death and you're still laughing
17:35you're still cute when you're mad
17:39no no no i'm straight totally straight from now on you must stay at least one meter away from me
17:57marcus at your service pull me up right now didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter
18:02away from
18:02you this pit looks at least three meters deep which meets your requirement perfectly marcus stop messing
18:09around but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago just wait till i get up there i swear
18:14i'm gonna mess you up why don't you climb up here first then we'll talk marcus come back
18:21jerk all that talk about liking me was a lie bullying me at school and now abandoning me
18:27i almost believed him crying
18:31idiot didn't you leave what are you doing back here silly boy i'd never leave you here
18:37grab on i'll pull you up i've got you
18:48aren't you the captain of the football team how come you're so weak maybe because you're heavier
18:53than you look i'm literally standard weight the real problem here is you're weak fine fine it's all my
18:58fault you can scoot a little closer trust me it's way warmer over here in your dreams i'd rather freeze
19:06to death fine have it your way idiot freezing your ass off and still pretending you're fine
19:14damn it why am i in his arms
19:19hmm no wonder he won prom king two years in a row he really is good looking
19:24you're awake i i was just
19:34what the hell are you doing
19:37lucas i'm sorry i just let me tell you marcus i'm straight i could never like you i was just
19:42being impulsive i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school you make me sick
19:47what did you say i said you make me sick there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk
19:52like you
19:54you're right
19:59right i am a jerk i'm such an idiot for falling for you marcus let go of me i'm such
20:05a fool for
20:06doing everything i could to get your attention for trying to protect you this whole time but from
20:11now on i'm not going to like you anymore i finally got rid of this jerk i should be happy
20:17but why do i
20:18feel so lost we need to figure out how to get out of here marcus i heard you
20:30grab it
20:31grab it
20:38Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, thanks.
20:44Let's go.
20:51Marcus? Where are you?
20:56Ah!
21:00Marcus! Help!
21:04Marcus! Help!
21:08Run!
21:16I said run! Do you hear me?
21:19No! I can't leave you to face this alone!
21:26Lucas, get out of here! I can't hold it off much longer!
21:30But you?
21:31What I said before! I didn't mean it! I lied to you!
21:34What?
21:34I still fucking like you!
21:37I've liked you since middle school, and I never stopped!
21:47I'm not leaving you here!
22:03Are you hurt?
22:06No, I'm fine. Just...
22:08My legs are just a little shaky.
22:18He actually risked his life to save me, after I was so mean to him.
22:23I said,
22:23You make me sick.
22:25There is no way I'd ever fall for a jerk like you.
22:27Did I go too far with what I said?
22:30If it weren't for him, those scars would probably be on me.
22:41It's ready. It's ready. You first.
22:45Marcus, I said those things earlier out of anger, too.
22:48I know I was way out of line. I'm sorry.
22:52Lucas, would you just give us a chance?
22:55I don't expect you to say yes right now. I just want to know, is there even a tiny chance
23:00you could ever like me?
23:01How could I ever like a guy?
23:03It should be an easy answer, so why is it so hard to say?
23:06Hey, I'm sorry. I can't. I'm really grateful you saved my life. But I'm straight. And I'll never be anything
23:14else. I'm sorry.
23:18I get it. I respect your choice. But I'm still gonna like you anyway.
23:28I'm finally free of his nonsense, so why don't feel happy at all? Get a grip, Lucas. You're just grateful
23:35he saved you. You're not gay.
23:38A glowing flower? Never seen one of those before. It smells special.
23:47It's so hot. What's going on?
24:05Marcus.
24:09What's wrong?
24:12What's wrong?
24:14I want you.
24:23You've got a fever? Why are you burning up?
24:33Lucas, are you drunk? There isn't even any alcohol out here.
24:37Marcus, I know you want me.
24:40You're not thinking straight. I'm not taking advantage of you like this.
25:10Don't...
25:12Don't what?
25:14Don't stop.
25:28Morning.
25:29Don't touch me!
25:31So now you're denying everything? You were pretty eager last night.
25:36I don't remember any of it. And if you tell anyone about last night, I'll cut your tongue out.
25:41This is all that stupid flower's fault. I only lost control because that damn pollen.
25:47Pollen can't create desire. It only amplifies what's already there.
25:50Admit it, Lucas. You want me.
25:53Do I really want him? No. There's no way this bastard turned me gay.
25:59Prince Charming's castle.
26:01Prince Charming's castle. Tomorrow, you'll finally meet him. Great.
26:03After tomorrow, I won't have to see your annoying face ever again.
26:07Why does it feel like my heart is breaking?
26:09That flower must have fried my brain.
26:11I'm just used to having him around all the time.
26:14That's all.
26:16Don't worry. Once I get back to the real world, everything will go back to normal.
26:23The last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower.
26:27Don't tell me this glowing water's some kind of love potion, too.
26:29Why don't you take a sip and find out?
26:33Well, look who finally made it here.
26:35You again? Every time you show up, something bad happens.
26:39Relax. I'm just here for the show this time.
26:41This is the Spring of Desire.
26:43If you look into it, you'll see what your heart wants most.
26:46Oh, yeah? Then let's see what I want most.
26:48Probably a massive feast back in the real world.
26:52Back off.
26:53Okay. Okay.
27:02No way.
27:03The thing I want most is him.
27:05What did you see? Why are you so red?
27:07Nothing. I just saw a beautiful woman bathing.
27:10A beautiful woman bathing? You really are straight.
27:14You can fool him, but not me.
27:16I know exactly what you saw.
27:19It must be because I'm Snow White.
27:21Maybe this body's female hormones are messing with my head.
27:24Stop lying to yourself.
27:26The Spring of Desire is never wrong.
27:29Do I really like him?
27:31What are you two whispering about?
27:32We were just talking about Lucas's deepest desire.
27:35Shut up!
27:36I'm an honest elf.
27:37My mother raised me never to lie.
27:39Please. You're just here for the drama.
27:42What are you two even talking about?
27:43Why can't you tell me?
27:45I saw us kissing!
27:47Really?
27:47Lucas, you like me too, don't you?
27:49So what if I do?
27:51I have to fall in love with Prince Charming if I want to leave this place.
27:55Marcus, we can't be together.
27:56It's time to tell Lucas who I really am.
27:59Lucas, wait!
28:00Lucas, there's something I have to tell you.
28:03I'm actually...
28:10Joanna sent them?
28:11No idea.
28:12But they don't look friendly.
28:14On three, we run in opposite directions.
28:17You think you can outrun them?
28:18Pretty sure you failed P.E.
28:20I was the 10 meter sprint champion in kindergarten, thank you very much.
28:24Your Highness Prince Charming, we finally found you!
28:27Your Highness!
28:29Your Prince Charming?
28:32Your Highness, and this is...
28:34He's Snow White, my fiancé.
28:37No, my fiancé.
28:38Not that either.
28:39Whatever.
28:40He's the one I love.
28:42He's the legendary Snow White with the stubble?
28:44I don't care if he's a man or a woman.
28:46He's the one I'm going to marry.
28:48But His Majesty has given strict orders.
28:51He cannot accept two men marrying.
28:52This Snow White is forbidden from entering the castle.
28:55That old fossil!
28:56People are out here falling in love with ChatGPT.
28:58Lucas is at least a real human being.
29:00His Majesty also said that if you insist on marrying him, he'll hang your embarrassing
29:04baby pics at the castle gate.
29:07Your embarrassing baby pictures?
29:09Your king's got a pretty good sense of humor.
29:12Wait.
29:14So you were fucking lying to me this whole time?
29:16Lucas, I'm sorry.
29:18I didn't mean to deceive you.
29:19I was afraid that if you knew the truth...
29:21I finally accepted my feelings for you.
29:23And all this time, you were just making a fool out of me.
29:26No.
29:27Lucas, I like you.
29:28I would never hurt you.
29:29Enough!
29:30I hate being lied to more than anything.
29:32Lucas, I was wrong.
29:33Please, just let me explain.
29:39Hey!
29:39Wrong way!
29:40That's the Enchanted Forest!
29:41The Enchanted Forest?
29:43The one no one's ever made it out of alive?
29:46You kept saying you liked me, but you were lying to me the whole time!
29:58Who's there?
29:59Another stupid just wandered in.
30:02Perfect.
30:03It's been forever since we've had fresh meat.
30:06He looks delicious.
30:08Oh, crap.
30:09I must have stumbled into the legendary seven villains.
30:13God, I'd kill for a Big Mac right now.
30:18Nope, I can't hold it in.
30:20Did you see his face?
30:21He went completely white.
30:30You guys are the legendary seven villains?
30:32You ever seen demons this handsome?
30:35We're not demons.
30:36We're victims.
30:38Victims?
30:39We used to be guards for the evil queen,
30:42but she wanted us to take turns being her lovers.
30:44Monday through Sunday.
30:46No repeats.
30:46We're respectable guards, okay?
30:48Not rent boys.
30:49Why would we ever agree to that?
30:51So she got mad,
30:52threw us into the enchanted forest,
30:54and trapped us here with dark magic.
30:56I can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale actually have it this rough.
30:59We've been stuck here so long.
31:01We're dying of boredom.
31:03But hey, now you're here.
31:04At least we've got a new face around.
31:06What's your name?
31:06Where are you from?
31:07Do you have a girlfriend?
31:08Please!
31:09That's outdated.
31:10Gay is in now.
31:11So, do you have a boyfriend?
31:13Oh, so there is someone.
31:15No!
31:16Nothing like that!
31:17Then why are you blushing?
31:18Oh.
31:19I...
31:20I'm hot.
31:22Okay?
31:22Tell us more.
31:23There you go.
31:29We have a witness who says Snow White ran into the enchanted forest.
31:33You boys wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?
31:35Wait.
31:36Is that guy Snow White?
31:37By order of the queen,
31:39if you reveal Snow White's whereabouts,
31:41your freedom will be restored.
31:46Are they gonna hand me over?
31:48Oof.
31:49You're too late.
31:50What do you mean?
31:51Snow White got eaten by a beast the second he ran into the enchanted forest.
31:55I saw it with my own eyes.
31:57It was brutal.
31:58Total bloodbath.
31:59Want me to take you to the scene?
32:01Though fair warning,
32:02you probably won't be able to eat for days.
32:04No, no, no.
32:05That won't be necessary.
32:07As long as I've got something to report back to the queen.
32:10Head back and inform the queen.
32:11Snow White is dead.
32:19Hey, they're gone.
32:21You're safe now.
32:22Why did you help me?
32:23Because we hate that old witch of a queen.
32:26The enemy of our enemy is our friend.
32:30Your majesty!
32:31Word from the guard,
32:32Snow White is dead.
32:35Finally!
32:36That little noose is dead.
32:38So my hair should grow back now, right?
32:42Oh!
32:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
32:46Ah!
32:47I thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died!
32:51That's because Snow White isn't dead.
32:53Who are you?
32:54I'm the all-knowing magic mirror.
32:56Oh, wow, your majesty, that hair is a bold choice.
32:59Shut up!
33:00Just tell me how to get my hair back!
33:01As long as Snow White and Prince Charming never fall in love, your hair will grow back.
33:06I'm going to the enchanted forest and killing him myself!
33:09Your majesty, those three hairs of yours would be gone in one gust of wind.
33:12Shut up!
33:13Let me do it.
33:14I hate couples more than anything.
33:15The second I see them acting all sweet, I want to lose it.
33:18All he has to do is take one bite of this apple pie, and it's over.
33:24It's been days, and that bastard Marcus still hasn't come looking for me.
33:28Figures.
33:29You can't trust a word, men say.
33:34Who are you?
33:35I'm the little match girl's sister.
33:37The little apple pie girl.
33:39Sister?
33:39With those wrinkles, you look more like the little apple pie grandma.
33:43Oh, I have never seen such a handsome man in my life.
33:46Apple pie handsome?
33:49Wow.
33:49It smells incredible.
33:50Go on, it's free.
33:51Wait, apples in fairy tales are always poisoned.
33:54You're not Joanna, are you?
33:59In fairy tales, the evil queen dresses up as an old woman and tricks Snow White into eating
34:04a poisoned apple.
34:06Joanna, stop pretending.
34:08I'm not her.
34:10I'm just the little apple pie girl.
34:12I know that's your disguise, Joanna.
34:14And your makeup is terrible.
34:16Hey, you can question my character, but not my makeup skills.
34:20Come on, let's rip the mask off her.
34:26No, no, stop.
34:29So, you really aren't Joanna.
34:31I told you I wasn't, and you still ripped my clothes off.
34:34Sorry, I got it wrong.
34:36I offered you free apple pie, and somehow I'm the bad guy.
34:40Okay, okay, don't cry.
34:41I'll eat it.
34:42I'll eat it.
34:45Lucas!
34:46Lucas!
34:48What are you doing here?
34:50I've been looking for you this whole time.
34:52Huh.
34:52Looking for me?
34:53What, so you could keep lying to me?
34:54Lucas, can you stop being impossible for one second?
34:57I'm impossible?
34:57You're the one who's heartless, shameless, and impossible.
34:59How am I heartless?
35:00How am I shameless?
35:01How am I impossible?
35:02How are you not heartless?
35:03How are you not shameless?
35:03How are you not impossible?
35:04Fine.
35:06Even if I am heartless, shameless, and impossible.
35:08What are you two doing?
35:09Practicing a damn tongue twister?
35:12Handsome, want some apple pie?
35:14Might help you calm down.
35:15I'm not hungry.
35:16Come on.
35:18Eat a little.
35:19You need energy if you're gonna keep arguing.
35:21I said, I'm not hungry.
35:22Just one bite.
35:23God, you're annoying.
35:24Can't you see we're in the middle of something?
35:27Fine.
35:27I'll eat it.
35:28Happy?
35:34Spit it out!
35:35Do you have any idea how hard that was to make?
35:37I pulled three all-nighters on that pie!
35:41Let go!
35:42What are you doing?
35:43Let him go!
35:44So you do still care about me?
35:45God, I hate couples like you!
35:48Will you two die if you stop acting lovey-dovey for one second?
35:52God!
35:52Calm down.
35:53Don't do anything stupid.
35:54You can always make another one.
35:57Seriously?
35:58It was just an apple pie.
35:59That was my masterpiece!
36:01I spent forever perfecting that poison blend!
36:04Wait.
36:04So you really were sent by Joanna?
36:06Well, obviously!
36:07Why else would I drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie?
36:11As long as we're here, you're not hurting Lucas.
36:14I wasn't even planning to hurt him.
36:16A man that handsome is practically in danger.
36:19But the queen gave me orders.
36:21No matter what it takes, I have to keep him and Prince Charmin apart.
36:25Help!
36:25He's trying to stab me!
36:26I'm not!
36:27I was just-
36:31Please!
36:32Ah!
36:35As long as I'm here, you're not laying a finger on Lucas.
36:38I-
36:38I wasn't trying to hurt him.
36:40I was going to kill myself.
36:43I failed my mission.
36:45If I go back, the queen will punish me anyway.
36:47Might as well end it myself.
36:49Oh!
36:50Sorry.
36:51My bad.
36:52Well, be our guest.
36:54Wait!
36:56Your job is to keep Snow White and Prince Charming from ending up together, right?
37:01Then wouldn't Poisoning Prince Charming work just as well?
37:04Huh?
37:08Let-
37:09Let go!
37:10What are you-
37:10Poisoning Prince Charming works just as well!
37:13Serves you right for being greedy and snatching someone else's food.
37:17That's what you get.
37:18Alright.
37:19Mission accomplished.
37:21What?
37:23You do realize that pie you just swallowed was poisoned, right?
37:26Right.
37:27The pie was poisoned!
37:32Water!
37:33Somebody get me water!
37:38I think I'm dying.
37:42Marcus actually took the fall for you.
37:44That is so moving!
37:46Is this what true love looks like?
37:48If somebody did that for me, I'd marry him on the spot.
37:51I don't care if it's a man, a woman, a cat, or a dog.
37:54He didn't even know the pie was poisoned.
37:56What's so moving about that?
37:57Yeah, but before that, he jumped into that pit for you.
38:00He fought a beast for you.
38:01Keep going and I'm going to fall for him myself!
38:03Lying to you was wrong, but his feelings for you are real.
38:07Lucas, just forgive him.
38:08Yeah, come on, just forgive him!
38:09Alright, alright, I get it, okay?
38:11Marcus, we just did you a huge favor.
38:12So how are you going to thank us?
38:14Me?
38:15I'm poisoned!
38:16I'm dying here!
38:17Maybe help me first?
38:19Right, he's poisoned!
38:20Come on, think of something!
38:22Hmm...
38:22But you actually look pretty good.
38:24Your skin's kind of glowing.
38:25Maybe it was fake poison?
38:26Worst case, he gets diarrhea for a couple days.
38:29Okay, that's a relief.
38:33Marcus!
38:35Marcus!
38:36Okay, we know you hate him, but this is a little much.
38:39He really is poisoned!
38:40Come on, think of something!
38:42I heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once.
38:45Hot oil!
38:47Heat kills poison!
38:52This kind of worm feeds on toxins.
38:54If we put it inside Marcus, it'll suck all the poison out of his body.
39:02It says the best way to get poison out is to literally beat it out of him.
39:06Watch this.
39:09You didn't just break his ribs, did you?
39:16I've got another idea.
39:17Enough!
39:18At this rate, the poison won't kill him.
39:20You too will!
39:22Maybe there is one thing that might work.
39:24What?
39:25True love's kiss.
39:26In fairy tales, Snow White eats the poisoned apple, and Prince Charmia's kiss wakes her up.
39:31Yeah, but that's a fairy tale.
39:32This is the real world.
39:34You wouldn't get it.
39:35To me, this is the fairy tale.
39:36This isn't just an excuse to kiss him, is it?
39:39Like I need an excuse?
39:40We've kissed plenty of times already.
39:45I'm only doing this to save him.
39:49And he still says he's not gay.
39:55Why didn't it work?
39:56Maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough?
39:58Shut up!
39:59I'm trying to save him!
40:00Kiss him again!
40:01Kiss him again!
40:03I refuse to believe I can't kiss you awake!
40:10Lucas, it's no use.
40:11He already missed the golden seven-hour window for antidotes.
40:14He's not breathing anymore.
40:16Lucas, I'm sorry.
40:18We should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest.
40:22How could you just die like this?
40:24You said you'd protect me forever!
40:26If you're dead, who's supposed to protect me now?
40:29Marcus, you asshole!
40:31I never got to tell you.
40:33I fell for you a long time ago.
40:35Lucas, the grave's ready.
40:37It's time.
40:38I love you, Marcus.
40:42I love you, too.
40:44You're not dead?
40:46I woke up the first time you kissed me.
40:47Then why were you playing dead?
40:49Because I wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times.
40:51Marcus!
40:52You were messing with me again!
40:55Lucas, thank you.
40:56You've made me the happiest man in the world.
41:04So this is what love looks like.
41:06We're leaving Lucas with you.
41:07You better take good care of him from now on.
41:11Thank you for taking care of me all this time.
41:16Wait!
41:17I just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest.
41:20The way is...
41:26Lucas!
41:29You didn't finish your words!
41:31What was the way out?
41:32Lucas, come back!
41:34Wait.
41:35Could Lucas' method be true love's kiss?
41:40In your dreams!
41:41I am not kissing you!
41:42I mean...
41:43It wouldn't hurt to try.
41:56Your Majesty!
41:58Good news!
41:59Well, out with it.
42:00Mission accomplished.
42:01Prince Charming is dead.
42:03There's no way those two can end up together now.
42:05Really?
42:07I saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes.
42:09He dropped dead right after.
42:12Excellent!
42:13If I can't poison that bitch Lucas to death,
42:15then poisoning his Prince Charming works just as well!
42:19So my hair should grow back now, right?
42:24What?
42:26What is going on?
42:28Didn't you say Prince Charming was dead?
42:30I saw him eat the pie myself!
42:33Then why is my hair still falling?
42:36Maybe...
42:36Maybe killing Prince Charming doesn't work the same way.
42:39I'm gonna kill you!
42:44Your Majesty?
42:46Your Majesty!
42:47Where are you?
42:48I haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is yet!
42:55Obviously me.
43:04I'm back?
43:09Was...
43:09Was all of that just a dream?
43:13If all of that was just a dream...
43:15Then Marcus and I...
43:17Are you damn bald woman?
43:19Get away from me!
43:23Honey, you can't throw me out!
43:25You said you were going to marry me!
43:28I like women with hair!
43:29I do not want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking I'm holding a man!
43:33My hair will grow back!
43:35The doctor said it's hair loss from stress!
43:37Stress?
43:37You use my card every day to buy bags, shoes, and makeup!
43:41What exactly are you stressed about?
43:43If I were still Queen, I'd have your head chopped off, you old fool!
43:48Queen?
43:49So it wasn't a dream.
43:51It was real!
43:52I wasted years of my youth on an old fossil like you!
43:56You owe me a huge settlement!
43:58Joanna, you tried to poison me and you still think you deserve a payout?
44:01Want to see how fast I call the cops?
44:03You bitch!
44:03If it weren't for you, I'd still be the mighty Queen!
44:06Joanna, don't forget.
44:07In fairy tales, the evil Queen never gets a happy ending.
44:10In the fairy tale, Snow White falls for Prince Charming.
44:14What about you?
44:15Did you fall for your Prince Charming too, Snow White?
44:18Your father's such an old fossil.
44:20There's no way he'll accept the whole LGBT thing.
44:23He'll definitely throw you out.
44:24Queen?
44:25Snow White?
44:26Are you two doing cosplay or something?
44:27If I can't inherit your father's money, then you don't get to inherit it either!
44:33Lucas is my son.
44:34He's my only heir.
44:35What happens in this family is none of your business.
44:37Oh yeah?
44:38What if your only heir is gay?
44:40You're gay?
44:43I'm not...
44:43Not?
44:45Because I heard you and that boy Marcus were all over each other, hugging, kissing, the
44:49whole thing.
44:50Shut up!
44:52Dad, yeah, I...
44:56Dad, you're not mad?
44:58Truth is, I had a boyfriend when I was younger too.
45:01What?
45:02His name was Tom.
45:03Six foot three, eight pack abs, blonde hair, blue eyes, insanely hot.
45:09Anyway, that's all in the past.
45:11As long as you two really love each other, I don't care if it's a man or a woman.
45:16Wow, I had no idea gay was hereditary.
45:19Instead of stirring the pot, maybe you should focus on fixing that bald head of yours.
45:22Shut up!
45:26So, what was that boy's name again?
45:29Marcus.
45:30I have to go find him.
45:37Hey nerd, lend us some money.
45:39Get lost, I don't have time for this.
45:41You know who we are, and you still talk to us like that?
45:44I've dealt with the seven bullies.
45:46What are you two supposed to be?
45:47If you're not going to hand it over, don't blame us for what happens next.
45:53Try touching him.
45:54See what happens.
45:56If you run now, you might still make it.
45:58Come on, let's go.
45:59He's the football captain.
46:03You okay?
46:04Marcus, I missed you!
46:07Lucas, what are you doing?
46:11Weren't we together?
46:12Together.
46:13Since when were we together?
46:14That's news to me.
46:15You don't remember?
46:16Prince Charming?
46:18The Enchanted Forest?
46:19The Seven Boys?
46:20Lucas, what are you even talking about?
46:22You ate the poisoned apple pie.
46:24I kissed you.
46:25You told me you loved me.
46:26You seriously don't remember any of it?
46:28Lucas, have you been reading too many fairy tales or something?
46:31Was it all just a dream?
46:32It wasn't a dream.
46:33Marcus, think.
46:34We went through all of that together.
46:36Lucas, I have no idea what you're talking about.
46:39And I've never liked you.
46:43Then why did you save me just now?
46:45If I see anybody getting bullied, I step in.
46:48It had nothing to do with you.
46:50What the hell happened?
46:52Why doesn't he remember any of it?
46:55Damn you, Marcus.
46:56You turned me gay, and now you don't remember any of it.
47:12Your Highness Snow White.
47:14I'm back in the fairy tale world again?
47:16You're not back.
47:18I just moved the fairy tale world into your house for now.
47:21Wasn't all of this supposed to be over?
47:23What do you want now?
47:24Relax.
47:25Snow White and Prince Charming's story still hasn't reached the finale.
47:28The finale?
47:31Come on, let's see the first ending.
47:33You're gonna love this one.
47:37Guys!
47:38Thank God!
47:39You guys made it out of the Enchanted Forest!
47:42That's thanks to you, Lucas.
47:43Me?
47:44But I didn't even finish what I was saying.
47:45You and Marcus gave us hope.
47:47You made us believe true love really can break any curse.
47:50So, we tried the true love's kiss thing too, and the curse broke.
47:53That's amazing!
47:54I'm so happy for you guys!
47:56First ending.
47:57The seven boys break the evil queen's curse and win back their freedom.
48:02Hold on.
48:02We're not done yet.
48:03There's still the second ending.
48:05Second ending.
48:06Joanna got exactly what she deserved.
48:09This is Joanna.
48:09Based on your test results, your hair is never growing back.
48:12No!
48:12That's impossible!
48:13Your scalp is severely inflamed.
48:15You need to stop wearing wigs immediately.
48:17What?
48:18How am I supposed to go out without a wig?
48:19Are you saying I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life as a bald beauty?
48:23Bald, yes.
48:24Beauty, not exactly.
48:26She'd be bald and alone for the rest of her life.
48:30And now for the third ending.
48:32The final ending.
48:33Prince Charming is about to officially confess to Snow White.
48:36That ending's probably not happening.
48:38Marcus doesn't remember any of it.
48:40Are you sure he doesn't remember anything?
48:44Marcus?
48:45I thought you didn't remember any of it.
48:47Idiot.
48:47I was messing with you.
48:49And you said you didn't even like me.
48:50I just wanted to make sure.
48:52I needed to know if you really liked me.
48:54Or if you were just moved because of everything that happened in the fairy tale world.
48:57Asshole!
48:58Do you know how miserable I was?
49:00I'm sorry, Lucas.
49:01I promise I'll never make you feel that way again.
49:04Lucas, I love you.
49:05Will you be my Snow White forever?
49:11Final ending.
49:12Snow White and Prince Charming finally get there happily ever after.
49:17All right, I'm off to mess with the next fairy tale.
49:22See you in the next story.
49:24Fun!
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