00:00Ah, tu es tellement beau.
00:02Tu es comme un S.F. 6.5 à Kansas 10.
00:05Do you want another shot?
00:10Yo, Isabelle!
00:11Cette petite fille a été leaving voicemails de ma nouvelle ex-sale.
00:15Ils sont pour ses soeurs.
00:16Je m'adore date.
00:18C'est pour l'oeil, où tu sens comme un peu un amourable,
00:20qui peut se matcher à Ted Bundy.
00:25Si, c'est tellement unhinge, mon gars.
00:28L'aide !
00:30Yes, chef!
00:30Did little orphan Annie come into my kitchen last night
00:33and shed her ginger ass on this tart?
00:38Wait, how does she not know that her sister changed her number?
00:41I'm gonna just see what's happening.
00:43Hey, Iz.
00:44I'm just calling you to ask
00:47how am I supposed to do this without you?
00:52You're in a better place.
00:54You're probably slurping face with Heath Ledger as we speak, huh?
00:58But I miss you.
01:03Isabel died in November.
01:08She was just the love of my life.
01:11Her voicemails for her dead sister.
01:13You gotta tell her.
01:14No, no, no, no. This is her way of healing.
01:18This is dumb, but I have this fantasy
01:21that someone's gonna come and sit down next to me
01:24like I'm Meg Ryan.
01:26We lock eyes.
01:27Then it happens.
01:29Sorry, is this...
01:30Is this seat taken?
01:39I am boy sober.
01:41I am girl sober.
01:42I will not make out with you.
01:43Even if you beg me, I won't do it.
01:45Scout's honor.
01:48Tell her the truth.
01:50Just say the words.
01:52Jill.
01:55Uh.
02:07This is like a sick reboot of You've Got Man.
02:09Tom Hanks is America's sweetheart.
02:11You are not Tom Hanks!
02:14To the bar fin, you're not Tom Hanks.
02:15You, at least.
02:15Yeah.
02:28I'm not Tom Hanks.
02:29You, by the��y bear, will infect you.
02:29Merci.
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