00:00Welcome to Coming Attractions.
00:02Tonight, we'll be reviewing Family Affair, the motion picture.
00:06Just look who got eight million dollars to play Mr. French.
00:11Buffy, Zody, for your lunch I have made peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
00:16Would you make a sandwich for my doll, Mrs. Beasley?
00:20Yeah, sure. That's exactly what I feel like doing.
00:23Of course I can get together a little sandwich for your stupid little doll. Hang on a sec.
00:27But first, we will be looking at the new romantic thriller, Kiss of Death.
00:32I'm afraid you can't review this film without reviewing its lead actress, Valerie Fox.
00:37She's a beautiful girl and she tries her best, but God bless her sweet face.
00:42She just wasn't very good this time.
00:44But many actresses started badly and got better.
00:48Brilliant even.
00:49Sally Field, Cher, those adorable Olsen twins on Full House.
00:57Oh.
00:58On this TV, I do believe his nose is bigger than my foot.
01:02Look, see? Isn't that incredible?
01:04I do believe his nose is bigger than my foot.
01:04I do believe his nose is bigger than my foot.
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