00:00Dad, can I go to a party with Chad?
00:01I'ma let you go, but remember what I told you.
00:03If anybody asks you to do drugs, you immediately...
00:06Join in. I already got a lighter in my pocket.
00:08I'ma try one of everything. This way I can...
00:09That's incorrect.
00:10Really?
00:10Yes, you leave.
00:11Now, if someone's drinking and they want you to get in the car with them, you...
00:15Get in the back seat.
00:15What? No.
00:16Where it's safe.
00:17Why would that be safe?
00:17Plus the leg room.
00:18Seriously?
00:19Tell me again, seriously. Remember? My legs?
00:20My pediatrician said I need to get more milk in my body.
00:22No, you don't get in.
00:22Okay, I'll write it down, but I really believe you're supposed to be getting in the back seat.
00:25Also, I don't want you at this party kissing on girls.
00:27You ain't got to worry about that.
00:28Poor boys.
00:29You're going to have to worry about that.
00:30Did you catch everything I said?
00:31Every word.
00:31Then repeat it back to me.
00:33Don't have fun.
00:36Don't have fun.
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