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00:20You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35Crazy, yeah.
00:36So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:46Okay.
00:47Um, well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department
00:55for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08You wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Well, uh, given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder
01:20if there aren't maybe other opportunities
01:23that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:28Well, given she never graduated,
01:30I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh,
01:34it seems like with all the changes at the club,
01:37the new owner and what have you,
01:40it would be very beneficial to everyone
01:43for the status quote to be maintained
01:47vis-a-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin,
01:57but this is...
01:58this is really not how we do things around here.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Look, if she's unsatisfied,
02:04you know, we can ask her out.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area
02:08that's willing to hire someone
02:09without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to go.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell our side.
02:20And our side is that we were at home
02:22having a heated discussion.
02:25Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28When we start two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're sneaking around in the back garden.
02:30That's right.
02:31Which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know what, and if it's not,
02:32I know the blackmailing is.
02:34Yes, exactly.
02:34Lizzie! Lizzie!
02:36Look at this shit!
02:37Sorry, I'll turn it up.
02:38Don't you fucking touch me!
02:39Don't you fucking touch me!
02:40Stop it!
02:41Don't you fucking touch me!
02:42Lizzie!
02:43Don't you fucking touch me!
02:45Don't you fucking touch me!
02:48Stop it!
02:49Don't you fucking touch me!
02:50Lizzie!
02:51Lizzie!
02:52Lizzie!
02:52Lizzie!
02:52Lizzie!
02:53Don't you fucking touch me!
02:54Don't you fucking touch me!
02:56Don't you fucking touch me!
03:01So what do you want?
03:12Holy shit!
03:1445k.
03:15Ten days paid vacation.
03:17And fucking health insurance.
03:19We're set. We are set for life.
03:22For sure.
03:24Hey, when we get home, can you help me find a good doctor?
03:26I wonder if they can bundle something with the cyst surgery.
03:29Do I have any weird moles they can remove?
03:34What's wrong?
03:35Nothing. You got a big one right by your scapula.
03:38Uh, are you feeling guilty or something?
03:42Because we're not bad people. They are.
03:45Yeah, totally. They suck.
03:46Late-stage capitalism, just like you said.
03:49I mean, we agreed to do this for our future baby.
03:53No, I know.
03:54It just feels like we left a lot on the table, negotiation-wise.
04:00All we need is health insurance and anything more,
04:04and it sounds like blackmail.
04:07I just wonder if maybe we could have gotten something from me, too.
04:13You know?
04:14Oh.
04:15I'm just now realizing that we didn't even think about that.
04:19Do you want to go back?
04:19No. It's too late now.
04:23Fine. It's fine.
04:27Just, it just felt weird, is all.
04:32You know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me that could become a medical emergency at any given
04:37moment, but okay.
04:39No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
04:41I'm sorry. I can't imagine how scary that is.
04:46Yeah, it's really scary.
04:57Let's never fight like this again. Okay?
05:00Mm-hmm.
05:02I love you.
05:05I love you, too.
05:10All employees must maintain the highest standards of personal and professional conduct, both during and outside of work hours.
05:18Any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for termination.
05:22Yeah. We really gotta update that.
05:24Yeah.
05:26The video looks so much worse than what actually happened, right?
05:29I mean, it's like they zoomed in and...
05:33Yeah.
05:33The technology is just so fucked up.
05:36You sure you want to eat those?
05:39God knows what they put in them.
05:42I mean, what the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
05:45Entitlement.
05:47Sorry, if I had pulled this shit back at Soho House, Kevin Nader would have cut my fucking bollocks off.
05:51Kevin was a good boss.
05:52Yeah. I've come to realize now why he ran such a tight ship.
05:55Ooh, ooh, ooh. Oh, my cue is cramping up.
05:57Use the foam roller.
06:00Ow.
06:01Ow.
06:06These fucking kids don't know who they messed with.
06:09We have so many more years' experience being petty.
06:12No, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, we're not gonna make it worse.
06:14We're lucky all she wants is health insurance.
06:17When I was at Oliver Peoples, I made everyone hate this one kid.
06:20Until he quit.
06:21He had no idea it was me.
06:23Mark Ritter.
06:25What a cunt.
06:26Stop.
06:28Stop.
06:29Promoting her is the only move. Done.
06:31Well, so they're just gonna get away with it. No consequences.
06:34Linz, if that video got out, I'd be fired in two seconds.
06:37Josh, they are going to lord this over us for the rest of our lives.
06:41No one's lording, okay? There's no lording.
06:43I'm gonna promote her tomorrow, she deletes the video, we move on.
06:46Until they surprise us with, like, a backup video literally the next time they want something.
06:49Well, you know what? I can only put out the present fire, not the non-existent one.
06:52Or, you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably shit trees.
06:59What do you want me to do? We can't fire her. We can't call the cops.
07:08All right. Crazy thought.
07:12What if you quit?
07:15Linz.
07:15No, I, I, I'm, you know, hear me out. If, if you leave the club, the video is of no
07:24use to them, right?
07:25Okay. And then what? Where am I gonna get a job? How are we gonna pay for this place?
07:33We'll sell it. We can downsize.
07:37Really?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Are you kidding me? You would not be happy downsizing. Look around, it's all upsize. All upsize.
07:44I know, it sounds mad, but this could be a fresh start for us.
07:50We could take out a loan, get credit cards.
07:53We'd have time to actually enjoy things. We could go to concerts, you could play music again.
07:59I don't know. Maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track.
08:07Can you just consider it genuinely for a moment?
08:15I mean, I'm, I'm gonna promote her tomorrow. Okay? It's gonna be all right. It's gonna be all right.
08:25I let people in every day. We'll manage it. It's literally my job. General, general manager.
08:36Oh.
08:39Yeah. I'm sure you'll figure it out.
08:42So...
09:08I never miss you.
09:14Did Lindsay say something about the 30% discount?
09:17Because that was a good deal.
09:18No, I stand by that.
09:20You've been great.
09:21You've been a wonderful member of the team.
09:22This is Park.
09:23It's purely fiscal.
09:24Fuck your fiscal!
09:26Okay, Deb, I know that emotions are really high right now.
09:28Yeah, they're high!
09:29You have every right to be angry.
09:31You have every right to be part of it.
09:33Let's try to take a breath for a second.
09:35It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:37You've been a great man.
09:39You've been a great man.
09:39You've been a great man.
09:40You've been a great man.
09:41You've been a great man.
09:41Fuck you.
09:51The new guy sucks, Josh.
09:53Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked,
09:55and she had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Carr last minute,
09:58but it's no excuse.
09:59You're absolutely right.
10:00All right.
10:01Can you cop the drinks at least?
10:03Yeah, let me take care of that, and I'll call you back.
10:05He's taking care of it.
10:06Put the fear of God in it.
10:07Hey, there she is.
10:08Hi.
10:09Sorry, is that all good to all?
10:11Yeah, yeah, sure.
10:11No, I wanted to check in with you right when you got in.
10:14How are we doing?
10:15Everything to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah.
10:17Thanks.
10:18Please close the door and have a seat.
10:22Have a little chit-chat.
10:25Um, so...
10:26So, how do you want to go about this?
10:28Do you want to delete the video now, or do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:32Uh, yeah, either way.
10:36Um, but I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that.
10:40No, no, I want to.
10:41That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it.
10:45So, this one goes with this one.
10:49Oh, yeah, just, yeah.
10:52Um, and if you just give me the old autograph, and I'll be able to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome.
10:56Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides, because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died, and we already paid them.
11:05This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so...
11:10Yeah, a lot of the Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong.
11:15I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it.
11:17There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won.
11:20It's okay.
11:20You won.
11:21You don't have to do any of this.
11:22You just have to delete the video.
11:24Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:29Um, here.
11:34Delete.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah.
11:39The, uh...
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can do
11:46about
11:46that, right?
11:50Uh...
11:55Well, you could...
11:56walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities
12:02and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time.
12:06I'm not trying to force you.
12:06No, no, no, no, no.
12:07We'll get an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:10Anything else you need?
12:12Um, I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh!
12:17Could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:21Copy that.
12:25Thanks.
12:30Hey, you're a really good GM.
12:32Oh, nice.
12:33Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:42She's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:55Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:16I'm working right now.
13:37You okay?
13:38Sorry, I know you're busy.
13:39I was going to go during lunch, but I have an orientation now.
13:43Yeah, we're both so busy today.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Can you please do this for me?
13:47Our whole future is riding on this job.
13:50Why are you so stressed?
13:51We have the videos still.
13:52I know, but I still have to do a good job.
13:55If someone talks shit and the owner fires me, then I can't do my surgery, and then I lose
13:59my health insurance, and you can't get yours, and then we can't pay our bills.
14:03And then we're doing ASMR muckbangs in my car for rent money.
14:06So, can you please go to H&M?
14:08Hello?
14:09Did I lose you?
14:10Sorry, reception's weird.
14:11Yeah, I'll go to H&M.
14:12Oh, my gosh.
14:13Thank you, thank you.
14:14Hey, I love you.
14:35Oh, my God.
14:36I'm going to start crying just talking about it.
14:38But our silent auction raised over $100,000 for Save the Frogs.
14:43It's all thanks to you, Eva.
14:44Oh, stop.
14:45It was a team effort.
14:47Vince, could you check on the food?
14:50Could you check on the food?
14:52Oh, my God.
14:53People went so crazy betting on that dinner with Woosh.
14:56I mean, he's so fucking hot.
14:58I don't even like tennis, and I'm taking lessons.
15:01I think he has a crush on me.
15:04He sent me a little text.
15:06I would never, of course.
15:08But, sweetie, he texted all of us.
15:12He's going to send a few more flirty texts and try to sell you skin care.
15:18Yeah.
15:20Right.
15:20I mean, that's why I didn't reply.
15:22Eva, did you buy anything from Woosh?
15:24Your skin looks amazing.
15:26Aw, thanks.
15:27No, same old routine.
15:29Just a little aquaphor before bed.
15:33Linz, you should talk to Woosh about the travel packages.
15:36They're only $40,000, and Korean lasers knock, like, 10 years off your face.
15:43Right, yeah.
15:44Well, that's a good deal.
15:46I should look into that.
15:47Oh, before I forget, Linz, could you tell Josh to book the conference room for us next week?
15:51It is so hard to focus in here.
15:54Do you know what, Eva?
16:00We actually promoted someone.
16:02For this very reason.
16:04Oh, yeah?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Her name's Ashley Miller.
16:08Let me give you her cell.
16:10Any requests you have, grievances, honestly, even just personal errands, you can just reach out to her directly.
16:16You can think of her as a personal concierge.
16:19That is such a great idea.
16:21I know, right?
16:25Right.
16:26I'm going to go and pinch the cig from someone, but you will carry on.
16:32When did she start smoking?
16:34There's going to be a lot of people, and the event's going to come up fast.
16:37You need to update accounts payable and make sure that quarterly projections track with the allocation of the carnival feathers.
16:44You following me so far?
16:45Got it.
16:46Now, the way that Deb and I like to work together for the last 16 years, we would give our
16:52vendors enough lead time,
16:53giving us supply chain issues that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams.
17:00You understand?
17:02Yes.
17:03Got it.
17:04S-E-M-wise, are you the point for towels?
17:07I think so.
17:08You are not.
17:10Towels are vendor-managed inventory.
17:13I was going to say.
17:15Mm-hmm.
17:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
17:17You know, Josh didn't give me much of a heads-up about your promotion.
17:21Yeah, no, it all happened so fast.
17:23It's a big step up from a beverage cart.
17:26Where'd you go to college?
17:28Uh, actually, in lieu of college, I decided to gain, uh, managerial experience in the food and beverage sector.
17:38Oh, managerial.
17:40Yeah, yeah, managing in the, uh, the registrarial capacity.
17:44And where was that?
17:45Uh, I think it was Albertson's, um, oh, um, to take this, uh, as a city of Oxnard.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03Asher's a fucking idiot.
18:04And this one's wrong, too.
18:06They're all wrong.
18:21Monta Vista Point.
18:22Josh speaking.
18:23Hey, sorry to call at work.
18:24Your cell went to voicemail.
18:25No worries.
18:26You okay?
18:26I'm fine.
18:28Is now a good time?
18:28Yeah, yeah, of course.
18:30Uh, hey, I'm sorry that I didn't send any money this month.
18:32It's just been really crazy with, uh, the new owner and everything.
18:35It's okay.
18:36We're doing fine.
18:37Okay, are you sure?
18:38Because, uh, I can send some now if it's urgent.
18:40We're good.
18:41Funeral's paid off.
18:42Chipping away at the hospital, though.
18:44Nice.
18:45Slowly but surely, right?
18:47Hey, so, some of your mail got sent to mom's.
18:51Uh, oh, yeah?
18:53That's, uh, that's weird.
18:55Uh, yeah, they're from a debt collector.
18:58Oh, oh, God.
19:00How?
19:00Pfft, sorry about that.
19:01That's, um, I'm pretty sure I paid this off.
19:05Uh, you haven't.
19:06You should call them.
19:08Okay, yeah.
19:10Wow.
19:10Ah, geez, thanks for the heads up, sis.
19:12And, you know, I checked the joint account you had with mom.
19:16What?
19:16I, I don't think that you, you can, uh, that's a lie.
19:22How did you do that?
19:23I just pretended I was mom.
19:24They haven't updated their records yet.
19:26That's illegal, Sara.
19:28I, I really need to close that account.
19:29I couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft charges over the last year.
19:33Yeah, you know, like I said, I, I, you know, it's really crazy over here, and, uh, I can't really
19:37stay on top of everything, so.
19:39Josh.
19:39Josh, if you're hard up for money, you don't need to send us anything.
19:43I'm fine, Sara.
19:45I can't believe you lied to the bank.
19:46I know you regret not being there when she passed, but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that.
19:51Okay, you know what, like I said, uh, it's the last time I'm gonna say this.
19:56I had to work that night, it is what it is, I'm gonna send you money, goodbye.
20:02Good boy, good boy.
20:03Sit down.
20:04Beverly, sit, sit.
20:05Off you go, go find it.
20:10Ugh, fucking wish.
20:15Good boy, good boy, good boy, drop it.
20:19Good boy.
20:20Oh, you're so cheeky.
20:22Go find it.
20:39Good boy, good boy, drop it.
20:41Drop it.
20:43Good boy, send it, sit.
20:44Good boy, get it.
20:56Oh, fast reply.
21:04Okay, let's see.
21:10Let's lay that out.
21:13Toss on a filter.
21:28Burberry?
21:38Burberry?
21:44Good boy.
21:45Good boy.
21:45Good boy, come here, come here.
21:46No more, no more, no more.
21:48No, no.
21:49Sit.
21:49Good boy.
21:56Good boy.
21:57Good boy.
21:58Good boy.
21:59Good boy.
22:02Maybe you could come by and design my room sometime.
22:05I moved in a week ago and still haven't unpacked.
22:08So you just left your entire life in Korea because she asked you to teach tennis here?
22:12Well, chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed and, you know, she accounts
22:16for like two percent of Korean GDP.
22:21Well, she has appalling taste in interior design.
22:25God, I could say anything of that X and I'd still find it hot.
22:28Oh, please.
22:29You have a line for everyone.
22:31Oh, for real though.
22:33This one's a little hot today.
22:35Here.
22:35Try this.
22:37It's the best brand by far.
22:39Chocos.
22:43Wow.
22:45Feels so much cleaner.
22:47Is it Korean?
22:48Yeah.
22:49Koreans are like that.
22:51It's getting a little hot out.
22:54I get some on my back.
22:56Yeah.
22:56Of course.
22:59Sorry, my hands are a bit cold.
23:02No.
23:03It feels really good.
23:05So does Chocos only make sunscreen?
23:09No.
23:09They got everything.
23:10Eye creams, masks.
23:12I'll bring you some samples next time.
23:14I know a guy.
23:15I could get you a good deal.
23:16Now, if I wanted to see results like right away, what would you recommend?
23:20If you want immediate results, you got to go to Seoul.
23:23Chocos has the best skin clinic and they have this VIP program where they fly you first.
23:27First class, car service, five-star hotels.
23:30It's crazy.
23:31Wow.
23:32How much is that?
23:33Depends on what you want.
23:34But with the friends and family rate, with the Little Wish and Lindsay rate, I'd say $40,000.
23:43Well, I mean, you know, it's me.
23:46Couldn't you knock off like a 20%?
23:50Oof.
23:51Yeah.
23:52With the flights and the hotels, I think the best I could do is $39,500.
24:02Um, I really need this.
24:06So could you just help me out?
24:10Pulling a lot of strings for you.
24:13Could always save up.
24:15Yeah.
24:17Fine.
24:19Fine.
24:21Got working on that overhead.
24:36Does the chairwoman know?
24:38Yeah, she knows.
24:39She gave me permission.
24:41No, I mean, does she know that you've been making a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable?
24:47What are you talking about?
24:49I mean, I think she'd be pretty disappointed to hear that you've been sexually harassing members.
24:54Oh, are you serious?
24:55And frankly, you're making me feel quite uncomfortable right now.
24:58And the club takes allegations like this very seriously.
25:05All right, guys.
25:07You gotta stack your knees above your ankles.
25:09This isn't a lower back exercise, okay?
25:12It's all about your posterior chain.
25:14When I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:17Oh, my God.
25:18I'm so glad we, um, had the busiest day today.
25:21Oh.
25:22Sorry, were you recording something?
25:24Yeah.
25:25I'm making a series of how-to videos.
25:27I'm starting with the glutes, and then I'm gonna work my way up the posterior chain,
25:31and then I'm gonna head back down.
25:33Who's making you do this?
25:34No one.
25:35I just realized I got all this knowledge, you know?
25:37From football, when I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:40Oh, like all those trainer influencers you follow.
25:43You don't think it's a good idea?
25:45No, it is.
25:46I was just asking.
25:48It's a great idea.
25:50I'm gonna clean up.
25:51No, no, it's okay.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Um, did you get a chance to pick up some clothes?
25:54Yeah.
25:55I got some good stuff.
25:56I texted a bunch, but you didn't reply.
25:59Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
26:00I had the craziest day today.
26:02I was just, like, running around.
26:04And people at work, like, actually need me, which is...
26:07It's kind of cool, but I have so much work to do today.
26:09Do you wanna do that in the bedroom, then?
26:11Because I gotta keep on recording my videos.
26:14Yeah.
26:14Okay.
26:17Is everything okay, though?
26:18Because I...
26:19I don't know.
26:20I feel like I'm picking up a weird energy or something.
26:23I'm fine.
26:23I think maybe you just might be projecting.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Maybe.
26:31Wait, are these from Goodwill?
26:33Yeah.
26:34I went to H&M, but it didn't feel right leaving the tags on and then returning, so...
26:39Oh, wow.
26:41Nice, right?
26:42So nice.
26:44These are, like, timeless.
26:48Good job.
26:51Thanks.
26:53Uh, just gonna go try them on.
26:55Okay.
26:58I got your back any time.
26:59Anything for my girl.
27:00Aw, that's so sweet.
27:08Only the best for my boys.
27:11Yeah, boys.
27:12Got you the 20-year this time.
27:14My God, you know I'm happy for that. Happy.
27:17Yeah, it's a softer proof, more refined.
27:19It's very hard to find these days.
27:20Man, this new owner better not replace you, bro.
27:23All right.
27:24What?
27:24What do you mean?
27:25Hey, Troy.
27:26Yeah?
27:27Tell him what you heard.
27:30I didn't really hear much.
27:31It's not worth stressing out over.
27:33Just tell me. I'm not stressed. I won't... I'm stressed.
27:36You know, I just heard she might be interviewing some folks.
27:40That's all.
27:42Yeah, who?
27:43How many?
27:45I don't really know much.
27:48Sorry, bro.
27:50Oh, I got a capital gains situation.
27:52Hey, Troy, who's that tax guy you got?
27:54I think I need a little help.
27:56Yeah, I'll text you.
27:57He helped park by this club. Saved her 20 mil.
28:00That's crazy.
28:00What do you do, like a 1031 or something?
28:03Uh, duh.
28:04My guy's good.
28:06He set up a buy, borrow, die for me.
28:09Yo, it's crazy. I can't even believe this shit's legal.
28:11Right.
28:12Damn.
28:12What asset did he make you buy?
28:14I don't know. Monet, mayonnaise.
28:17All I know is we making money.
28:20Oh!
28:21Shut up, party pal son of Joshy.
28:23Now you gotta play. Come on over here.
28:26Come on, just a quick one.
28:27Nah, I can't. I gotta go home.
28:30Put your money in.
28:35I mean, if you guys like losing...
28:37Now we talking.
28:38Oh, shit. Here we go.
28:39High card wins.
28:40Come on, Joshy. Let's go, baby.
28:43Let's go.
28:44Show us what you got.
28:45Here you go, Troy.
28:45Hey, Josh.
28:46Draw for me, too.
28:47You got it, Michael.
28:55Tough card to beat.
28:59Oh, shit!
29:01King takes it.
29:03Way to go, Michael.
29:04God damn it, Phil.
29:05I hate you.
29:06I don't care, Barry.
29:07I swear to God, Mike, do you ever lose at anything?
29:10Nah, I don't do that.
29:11Thanks, Joshy.
29:13Yep.
29:14All right, man.
29:15Let's do it again.
29:15What's your Venmo?
29:17At Michael Phelps.
29:20Oh, yep.
29:20There you are.
29:22It's a 5K limit.
29:24Back-to-back days is fun.
29:27Yeah, it's fun.
29:31I know my post said $800, but I am flexible, so, you know, we can talk.
29:34I got stuff from pretty much everybody at every level.
29:37Collegiate.
29:37Pros.
29:39Great guys.
29:40So, here we got the A1s.
29:44Signed by Ant.
29:46Ah.
29:47And we got the Jordans here.
29:491990 Jordans.
29:53And here we got the Tiger Woods Clubs.
29:56So, funny story about...
29:57Are those the B.O. Lab 18s?
30:00Yeah.
30:03Huh.
30:05You, uh, you an audiophile?
30:08Yeah, a little bit.
30:09Nice, man.
30:10Nice.
30:11So, anyway, funny story about these.
30:13You remember when Tiger went crazy at Augusta?
30:15Yeah.
30:15This is four iron.
30:16That's why it's a little...
30:17a little crooked.
30:19You know, these 18s are going for, like, 10K on eBay.
30:23Is that right?
30:24Yeah.
30:24I'll take them off your hands right now for nine.
30:27They're, uh, they're not for sale.
30:29Huh.
30:29But I will sell you Tiger Woods Clubs for 10K.
30:32Well, what about the Moog, though?
30:33None of the music stuff's for sale.
30:37Right.
30:38Huh.
30:39You know that the A1s are gonna appreciate, by the way.
30:42Anthony Edwards, he's a future.
30:46When you said Anthony Edwards.
30:49I thought that was the dude from ER.
30:54Goose?
30:55No, no.
30:56ER.
30:57Yeah, no, I know.
30:58Goose from Top Gun.
30:59What does that have to do with...
31:00I'm saying it's the same actor.
31:03Huh.
31:04Huh.
31:06Uh, thank you for your time.
31:09You have a good day.
31:21Uh, wait.
31:25Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
31:34Please remove this one as well?
31:35Yes.
31:39You know, if the chairwoman needs help with any of the equipment,
31:43my fiancée's a trainer here.
31:45If the chairman has a help to use the equipment,
31:49the nurse is working here as a trainer.
31:51We don't need it.
31:53She won't be needing that at the moment.
32:00He's Korean?
32:02Well, half?
32:03Half?
32:23She says it's sweet of you to think of your fiancée.
32:30What the chairwoman's husband needs is a physical therapist.
32:37You know, it's funny she should mention that, because my fiancé is a physical therapist.
32:41I thought he was a trainer.
32:43Yeah, no, he is, part-time, but, uh, yeah, we just never thought to have a PT here before.
32:48It's genius, really. Most members are 50s, 60s, they definitely keep Austin busy.
32:53She's smart.
32:56You're English, Chairwoman.
32:58Shh, don't tell. Only you know.
33:00Oh, well, I'm so honoured, and I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT, if you wish.
33:08Perhaps the chairman should try a session with your fiancé first?
33:13Yes, let me try first.
33:15Absolutely, I'll set that up.
33:17I chose a husband, 20 years younger, so I can die before him, and now he has more health problems
33:26than me.
33:30Ah, ha, ha.
33:32Ha, ha, ha.
33:34I used to flow, and now I've gone.
33:40Oh.
33:41Hey, babe.
33:42Oh, uh, hey.
33:44I'm not sure.
33:46I got, like, so many compliments on my shirt today.
33:51Like, I love it so much.
33:53Yeah, well, you look so good in it.
33:57So, guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym?
34:02Ugh.
34:03I don't want to know.
34:05Austin Davis.
34:08There's another Austin Davis?
34:12No.
34:13It's you, silly.
34:15What?
34:17How'd you do that?
34:18I didn't do anything.
34:20Like, Chairwoman Park just asked about you on her own.
34:23She knew all about your football background.
34:26I think she saw one of your videos.
34:27Yeah.
34:30It's kind of cool, right?
34:32I think we should celebrate or something.
34:35Yeah.
34:35Do you want to join us?
34:37But show.
34:37Can you put in the, uh, uh, the triple meeting?
34:39Uh, yeah.
34:41Oh.
34:42Oh.
34:42Um, there's, like, one little thing, though.
34:47Um, you have to be a licensed physical therapist.
34:52What?
34:52That's going to take me, like, five years.
34:54No, no, no.
34:55It's not.
34:55What are you talking about?
34:56I don't have a license.
34:58Look.
35:00I just feel like we've been off lately.
35:04Right?
35:05No.
35:06I'm fine.
35:08Are you okay?
35:12Yeah, I guess I've been feeling a bit off.
35:15And I don't know, I just feel like it'd be really good for me and us if we both worked
35:22at the club and, you know, moved up together.
35:27I mean, I guess if you think that'll help you feel better, show.
35:33Yeah, I think it would.
35:36Okay, then.
35:37Hey, do you remember when you lost your driver's license and you used your fake ID for a year
35:42and no one noticed?
35:43Yeah.
35:44So.
35:59So, Dr. Kim is recommending the Fraxel laser, brow lift, and some filler.
36:04Well, he'll remove for free.
36:22And I get all of this for free.
36:25Sure.
36:26I guess, uh, let's see your agreement.
36:35Do you know what?
36:35I'm just going to start with a laser.
36:38And it will end up looking crazy.
36:42I wouldn't have been able to afford all that.
36:45I think this is going to be really good for me.
36:50I need you so bad, Ricky.
36:52Oh, yeah.
36:53No one can fuck me like you do.
36:55Please don't make me go that long without you.
36:58Please, sir.
36:59Oh, fuck.
36:59No one gives me this dripping heart.
37:02Oh, yeah.
37:03I love your perfect cock.
37:05It fills me up.
37:06Oh.
37:08Did you come?
37:10Oh.
37:10We still remember running?
37:12Oh, fuck.
37:16Oh.
37:19Oh, fuck.
37:23Oh, fuck.
37:47I'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad but there are good data to support
37:52the idea that if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex
37:58What the fuck?
38:25I'd like to change my security questions the joint account for me and my mom
38:31Marta Lucrecia Diaz
38:33Yeah, I'll hold it
38:48Uh, come on in
38:51Hey boss
38:51Hey
38:53Uh, I've got a couple things for you to sign
38:55Yeah, cool, whatever you need
38:58Um, also, uh, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you
39:02Uh, Simming Park gives the green line, of course
39:04Alright, here you go
39:09Yeah, perfect
39:11Hey, um
39:12By the way, I had a look at the, uh, invoices you gave me
39:16I went over them
39:18And they're all good
39:19Oh, great
39:20Yeah
39:21If, uh, you wouldn't mind just mailing them out, is that alright?
39:23Yeah, no problem, of course
39:24Alright
39:26Thanks for doing that
39:27Oh, yeah
39:28Uh, well, thank you for being you
39:31Hey, you know what?
39:33I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload
39:36Oh
39:37Wow, thank you
39:38I, I, I really appreciate that
39:40Won't let you down
39:41Keep crushing it
39:43Oh
39:43Hey, you the MVP
39:45Mm
39:46Yeah
39:52Well, it totally worked, he didn't even look
39:59I can't do this, I'm coming home
40:01Babe, stop
40:02No, this is straight up fraud
40:03No, the only person who needs to approve the license is Josh
40:06And he already gave the thumbs up
40:08If he ever becomes an issue, we just whip out the backup video and he'll fold
40:11That stupid old fuck
40:15Babe
40:39Josh
40:41One sec
40:42I'm locked in
40:45Did you take the day off?
40:46They got my number if they need me
40:50What happened to all of your staff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps
40:56Okay
40:59Um
41:02So
41:04I think I'm gonna go and visit my parents next month
41:07I scattered the mulch
41:08Scattered it
41:09Yeah
41:10I saw that
41:12Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchinis, squash, whatever
41:15We turned the ADU into an artist retreat
41:18Build a stage
41:19In the yard
41:22And then we dance, baby
41:25It's sort of freaking me out now
41:27Okay, did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey
41:31Have you ever heard
41:32Of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:35Um
41:37Are you okay?
41:38So it's this thing that these like rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset
41:42Like let's say you buy a painting for a thousand dollars and it appreciates to a million
41:46Well when you go to sell it, you gotta pay taxes, right?
41:49You hate arms
41:50No I love art, I love art, I love it, Monet, Manet, I love it
41:54Cause art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil
42:02And when you die, you pass it to your kid and they sell it and bam, zero taxes
42:07They pay no taxes
42:08Oh my god, please don't tell me you bought art
42:10Babe, everyone is scamming, everyone's scamming
42:15We have been grinding away here and for what?
42:17Oh my god, I can smell it now
42:18You're high and drunk
42:20Yeah, I had a few puffs
42:22I'm the fucking GM
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them
42:27You see where I'm going, right? You see it?
42:29No
42:29You see it?
42:30No, I don't
42:32And you, you know Burberry hates the smell of marijuana
42:36Lindsay, listen to me, listen to me Lindsay, Lindsay, listen to me
42:40I came up with a way
42:42To skim thousands of dollars from the club
42:45Wait, is this some kind of joke? Are you serious?
42:47I'm the most serious
42:49The only person other than me that mails out the invoices is now an underqualified, entitled little Gen Z with
42:58no attention to detail
42:59She's the perfect scapegoat
43:01This, this is how we get back on track
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast
43:08We focus on us
43:11God, you're so beautiful
43:12I miss you
43:17We can't just disappear, Lindsay
43:21We can't
43:23Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art
43:43Beautiful home
43:44Thank you
43:46It's a rental
43:47Oh, man
43:50Landlords, right?
43:55I'll go check on the travelman
43:57Baby have a nice place
44:12Yeah, that's how long ago
44:17I'm looking at ya
44:17It's all right
44:18Hey, Mark
44:18David, 얼굴
44:19Jamie have a good job
44:20Imagine when it goes
44:24You just can't
44:25Here we go después
44:25Hey, Lisa?
44:25know You're
44:26worried 아니면 blah
44:27I'm going to talk to you now.
44:28I'm going to talk to you now.
44:30Eunice's first test.
44:32Yes, I'll do it.
44:48Let's talk about what you are doing.
44:53What are you doing?
44:55Oh, really?
44:57If you don't know what to do with Rose Rose, I'll do it again.
45:03I'll do it again.
45:04I died.
45:21I'll do it again.
45:22I lost your love with your head.
45:24I'll dance, dance to your dead.
45:28Have the role.
45:30Have the role.
45:31Have the role on the floor.
45:34You're looking last, take the past
45:42Shut your eyes, mirror lies
45:49You're looking last, take the past
45:57Shut your eyes, mirror lies
46:20You're looking last, take the past
46:33Shut your eyes, mirror lies
46:37You're looking last, take the past
46:39Shut your eyes, mirror liesEN
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