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00:05:24Oh, my God.
00:05:53Oh, my God.
00:05:56Oh, my God.
00:06:22All the roads were closed because of that damn quake.
00:06:25I had to detour in two minutes.
00:06:30Just put the catheter back in yourself today.
00:06:32Hey, is there anything else I can help you?
00:06:56That's two days in a row, that's two days in a row.
00:07:05Hey.
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00:09:17Hey, Dr. Cochran, how long has it been? A year?
00:09:21Yes, Mayor, it's nice to see you again, although I wish it were under better circumstances.
00:09:26How so?
00:09:27Well, during last night's earthquake, there was an additional disturbance downtown.
00:09:34A disturbance? Enlighten me.
00:09:37Have you seen the rumors on social media?
00:09:41You know, I've been really very, very busy with the opening of this theme park, so I haven't checked my
00:09:46social media Facebook lately. Why? What's up?
00:09:49Several outlets are reporting a large bird sighted exiting the opening down on Sunset Boulevard, and I...
00:09:57A bird? A large bird? Like, what, an ostrich? An enu?
00:10:03There's a video that's gone viral online. I'll send you the link after this call, but it appears to be
00:10:08something prehistoric.
00:10:10A dinosaur, maybe. A dinosaur, maybe. A raptor of some sort.
00:10:15A what?
00:10:16We've been studying some traces of DNA left in the rubble since early this morning, and so far, it's our
00:10:23only explanation.
00:10:25Mayor, I've actually called to suggest that perhaps you postpone the grand opening of the park this afternoon until proper
00:10:32authorities can get a handle on what's going on.
00:10:35I have a bad feeling about this.
00:10:39No, no, no, no, no. Listen, I cannot do that. I have pulled too many favors in, pulled too many
00:10:45strings to stop this now. No, it has to go on.
00:10:48And besides, think about this. It's probably fake news. There's fake news everywhere. It's probably some young YouTuber looking for
00:10:56some internet fame.
00:10:57I'm not so sure that's the case. Here, I'll let you go so I can send you the link. You
00:11:02really need to see it to believe it.
00:11:05All right, send it on over. And, uh, oh, by the way, Cynthia and I missed you at the Halloween
00:11:10party. You guys always have the best masks.
00:11:13Sorry about that. I was a little tied up. But I'll be there next year as long as Father makes
00:11:18it back from the factory in time.
00:11:21Excuses, excuses. It's okay. It's nice seeing your pretty face.
00:11:25Myers, I hope you decide to take this seriously. You can't afford any more casualties after the disaster last night.
00:11:35You can count on it.
00:11:56Jesus Christ!
00:12:13Jesus Christ!
00:12:34Gordon, come on, Gordon.
00:12:36Where are you, you little scamper?
00:12:39Gordon, you know you're not supposed to run off without Daddy.
00:12:43Gordon, come on, you little scamper.
00:12:46Come on, Gordon.
00:12:48Gordon, come on.
00:12:50Okay, Gordon.
00:12:52I need one more chance to come on.
00:12:54Oh, oh, oh, Gordon.
00:12:57Gordon, Gordon, I just heard on the news there's a gigantic dinosaur, and you know what?
00:13:01It's going to eat you, so come on.
00:13:03Come to Mama.
00:13:04Come on, Gordon.
00:13:05You don't want to get me.
00:13:08Gordon, come on, please.
00:13:10I'm coming right here.
00:13:11There's a scary dinosaur.
00:13:12You don't want to get me.
00:13:14I'm coming right here.
00:13:17I'm coming right here.
00:13:18I'm coming right here.
00:13:20Come on.
00:13:21Come on.
00:13:28Gordon.
00:13:32Run for your life, Gordon.
00:13:34Gordon, run.
00:13:36Gordon, run for your life.
00:13:39Gordon, run for your life.
00:13:48hi yes uh yes 4 30 this afternoon yep that shouldn't be a problem yeah okay
00:13:57i'm so sorry yes 4 30 this afternoon okay thank you so much see you then
00:14:33come on
00:14:47what's wrong now
00:14:59whoa what the hell was that
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00:16:32live from los angeles it's breaking news with kurt mccarthur
00:16:38we have breaking news for you from all across the los angeles area following a massive earthquake
00:16:44which struck early this morning leaving a large swath of destruction in its way
00:16:49incredibly we've got some very disturbing reports concerning a
00:17:01hello
00:17:03yes mayor i've seen it now
00:17:04one a man looking for his dog in a nearby park
00:17:07yes right down the street i'm on it now
00:17:11unfortunately we expect the number of casualties
00:17:20given that calls are now flooding in across our viewing area police and emergency management
00:17:25officials are urging everyone to remain calm and to heed all warnings and instructions as
00:17:31they try to grapple with this never-before-seen monstrous situation
00:17:37now let's head to the scene with our own location team for this graphic eyewitness account of the latest casualty
00:17:45it's some of the craziest stuff i've ever seen in my entire life
00:17:48all right i'm walking down the street i see a guy he is burnt to an absolute crisp
00:17:53i figure maybe he got mixed up with some bath salts or blew up in a meth lab or something
00:17:57whatever these kids are doing nowadays
00:17:58but to top things off i go around the corner and a freaking dinosaur comes up out of the ground
00:18:05a dinosaur i know it was a dinosaur i know for a fact it was a dinosaur it was nothing
00:18:09else it couldn't have been
00:18:11it was a dinosaur it's end times my friend end times you better get right with god
00:18:18thank you for that report
00:18:20the chick from the movie when she takes her top off
00:18:22it looks like her boobs would flap in the wind if she were driving topless
00:18:27really bad i'm talking about the sandbag tits
00:18:30oh the pregnant dog tits that's you thinking
00:18:32oh okay
00:18:32yeah well
00:18:33except for that part
00:18:35but anyway so like
00:18:36why are we going here like
00:18:38we're we're walking into a death trap like
00:18:41i've read so many reports about the quaggosaurs and
00:18:44yeah
00:18:46why am i even there
00:18:47this is bullshit i mean
00:18:49can you believe it
00:18:50a fucking dinosaur
00:18:52better safe than sorry dude i've read like
00:18:54six or seven different reports like from reputable sources
00:18:57oh
00:18:57look at me i know everything
00:19:00like you know what fake fucking news
00:19:04your fake news
00:19:07we're not going well i mean i don't know
00:19:10i do want to punch it out
00:19:12fuck that and your prince
00:19:14those are delicious things
00:19:17there's nothing to be worried about i assure you
00:19:19come on what's a couple of car accidents and a few damaged buildings anyway
00:19:24the park is miles from downtown
00:19:26i assure you it's going to be fine
00:19:52thank you for that it's tireless
00:19:58and it's going to be fine
00:19:58if you can see
00:19:58the film coming down
00:19:58but it doesn't help the audience
00:19:58it's going
00:19:58you're not going
00:25:58Honey, listen to me very carefully.
00:26:01I need you to get in your car and drive away and get as far away from here as you
00:26:04can.
00:26:07Have you right back.
00:26:10I just said, I just said, I just spoke to Dr. Cochran, there's something strange going on downtown and I
00:26:14just want you to be safe.
00:26:16Oh my God, what's going on?
00:26:19Listen, you let me do it, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
00:26:32you, I love you.
00:26:49Oh my God, you let me do it, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
00:27:03I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:27:45Dr. Rowland, you're one of online two.
00:27:49Take a look at this.
00:27:54Oh my god.
00:27:57What could have done something like that?
00:28:01Some like Mrs. said it was a large bird.
00:28:04Others said it was a dinosaur.
00:28:07A what?
00:28:11Listen, I have to go to my father's house.
00:28:14We have to warn him.
00:28:15He can't open the park up today.
00:28:18Well, let me go with you.
00:28:19Trina just got here, so I can take my lunch now.
00:28:21Let's go.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:40Hey, it's me.
00:28:41I just parked.
00:28:42Text me when you get here.
00:28:43Bye.
00:29:11We're never here.
00:29:17That's a good shot.
00:29:19You remember that.
00:29:22You're still killing me.
00:29:24You're just a...
00:29:29I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
00:29:31I've got some unfortunate news.
00:29:33Yeah, I know.
00:29:34Fake news.
00:29:35Dinosaur.
00:29:36No, I just got word from Earl down at the station.
00:29:41The whole place is chaos.
00:29:45And your wife.
00:29:47My wife?
00:29:48What about my wife?
00:29:50She was found down at the...
00:29:52She was found down at the Taste and Gender Bar.
00:29:55Out on the parking lot.
00:29:58Her body's all burned up.
00:30:00Well, is she going to be okay?
00:30:02Where have they taken her?
00:30:05She...
00:30:07She didn't make it.
00:30:09Get out of my office!
00:30:12Oh my god, Cynthia, Cynthia!
00:31:04Oh my god, Cynthia!
00:31:11Oh my god, Cynthia!
00:31:55What the hell was that?
00:31:57I'm scared.
00:31:58I'm scared.
00:32:03I'm scared.
00:32:24I'm scared.
00:32:26I'm scared.
00:32:37I'm scared.
00:32:49I'm scared.
00:32:59I'm scared.
00:33:09I'm scared.
00:33:57I'm scared.
00:34:25I'm scared.
00:34:28I'm scared.
00:34:28I'm scared.
00:34:30You're just like your mother.
00:34:42I'm scared.
00:34:44No one.
00:34:45No one.
00:34:52Well, now what do we do?
00:34:53Well, now what do we do?
00:34:59We save ourselves.
00:35:01I'm sorry.
00:35:15I'm sorry.
00:35:22I'm sorry.
00:35:34I'm, password is in the same thing.
00:35:38I'm sorry.
00:35:45You, you, you, you, you, and I'm and I'm and I'm and I'm and I'm and I'm, and I'm yes,
00:35:48and I'm for your life, and I'm so passive to maybe say, by video of family.
00:35:48I know I need you.
00:36:08Oh my, oh my god!
00:36:25I'm not afraid of you.
00:36:36In the greatest country on earth, is the greatest country of the greatest country on the greatest earth.
00:36:44No pussy ass criminal creature is safe.
00:36:48DICK STEEL, AMERICAN COUNTERS.
00:36:51Remember, there's only one dick for the job.
00:36:56Good morning folks. Once again, Dick Steel is on the case.
00:37:00There have been reports of a possible cryptid sighting underneath this overpass.
00:37:11I'm traversing along this irrigation duct here.
00:37:16See if we can capture this critter.
00:37:20Help make the world a better place.
00:37:25Let's get some cryptid.
00:37:29Dick Steel checking back in.
00:37:32I can see a lot of you guys are watching this feed.
00:37:36There's definitely something down here.
00:37:39I can smell it.
00:37:40I can smell it.
00:37:43I think I'm getting close to his lair.
00:38:06It's unbelievable that people can be living their lives all around us and not realize what lies right in front
00:38:14of your face.
00:38:16I knew it.
00:38:20That's his lair.
00:38:24That's his lair.
00:38:46He's made a nice little nest for himself out here.
00:38:52Well, well, well.
00:38:54You might just have an ambush for me.
00:39:03Alright, not this one, but we're almost there.
00:39:10Alright, we're approaching the reported lair of the beast.
00:39:17Looks like he caught that drunken gambler-wise.
00:39:34You're watching it live, folks.
00:39:38Next we approach the lair of the beast.
00:39:44Your discretion may be advised.
00:39:52Alright, you son of a bitch.
00:39:54Coming in.
00:40:09Coming in.
00:40:20small small bones leave the floor everywhere
00:40:27any minute
00:40:30get to the corner and make it oh well folks
00:40:37there's not a cryptid alive that can withstand dick steel however in this case it appears to be
00:40:47mistaken identity although the layer bore all the signs it does appear
00:40:56not to have been much of a cryptid after all
00:41:01however i still defeated this the howl beast and uh
00:41:08we'll keep you posted on the next one
00:41:18oh geez i figured i'd find you here
00:41:25listen if you're here just to rub my nose in it you can get the hell out of here
00:41:29i got enough of that trolling on the internet all those idiots sitting in their mother's basements
00:41:34on their computer chairs with nothing better to do just out there spreading hate talking
00:41:39shit about people that they barely know because it's so much easier just to be angry and make
00:41:44noise and get drunk with a bunch of other drunk idiots talking crap rather than actually being
00:41:49out there creating making the world a better place making real content real
00:41:54shit that sells my shit's distributed hey i'm i'm not judging in fact i respect what you do
00:42:03but um i have an offer that you might want to hear
00:42:10i'm not going anywhere right now i'm listening how about
00:42:15a real job hunting and killing this uh so-called quickasaurus
00:42:24come on man listen i'm good at what i do
00:42:29really good but i'm not insane that thing has already destroyed half of downtown
00:42:35it's total chaos down there besides what's in it for me
00:42:44well i'll post your bail come on man the way things are going right now they'll have me out
00:42:49of here in 24 hours they got much bigger problems on their hands and i'll talk to my sister
00:42:57your sister you would do that for me well i can't promise that she'll actually want to talk to you
00:43:05but
00:43:06uh but yeah i'll do my best can't miss a second chance after not throughout things ended last time
00:43:17all right
00:43:19good get me out of here i'm on it
00:43:25i just moved here from alabama and i ain't ever seen anything like this in my life
00:43:29i was uh walking down the road and far next thing you know i see this damn dinosaur coming up
00:43:51out the
00:43:51ground and uh i don't know man it's like my meme always said it's end times buddy it's end times
00:43:57and
00:44:25this proves it
00:44:28you know when you're facing cryptids out there you never know what you're gonna
00:44:31face a lot of folks don't want to keep all their secrets to themselves
00:44:38about this dick I'm going to share my knowledge
00:44:46hopefully you never have to use it but if you do
00:44:52just know that it was a little bit of steel that made you stronger
00:45:23all right folks dick steel checking in again now when you're out there fighting cryptids
00:45:29sometimes you need special weapons and special techniques that's why today I'm demonstrating
00:45:35this innocuous toll war that I got from an afghanistan witch this blade is incredibly deadly
00:45:42as you can see it's inscribed with the supposed magical grooves
00:45:47when you go up against a bigfoot you need a weapon like this in order to defend yourself
00:45:51adequately as standard mundane weapons will not suffice
00:46:20so
00:46:58Another lesson for today is that when you're hunting for cryptids, such as those less substantial
00:47:06and more ethereal creatures, you have to train the mind and the soul as well as the body.
00:47:13Meditation can be a great way to achieve those goals.
00:47:16Center your mind and expand your consciousness and you will capture your foes.
00:47:50Center your mind and the soul as well.
00:48:04www.LofSignals.com
00:48:04The world has full capacity, but it's amazing.
00:48:05The world cannot be aged, but it's a thousand people who can't be but not even more than that.
00:48:09And this is already within 10 months.
00:48:16The world has transformed from the world.
00:48:23Dick Steele here.
00:48:24Another important thing to think about when you're using or fighting cryptids is...
00:48:28How are you going to fight if you're blinded?
00:48:30What are you going to do if it's in complete darkness or if something has taken your senses from you?
00:48:35You have to train the way we might fight.
00:48:48How can we fight the way we might fight?
00:48:58What is the most important thing to think about when you're using or fighting our senses?
00:48:59You have to be alone in the dark.
00:48:59It's true to you.
00:48:59What are you going to do if your mind fits in and what I've given you?
00:48:59What are you going to do when you're willing to call at the door?
00:49:03How do you decide how to make you feel?
00:49:04What are you going to do when you're going to get to the door?
00:49:09How are you going to call at the door?
00:49:20Keep that in mind.
00:49:48Hey there folks, Dick Steele, right here, talking to you about what kind of weapons you need to defeat different
00:49:54kinds of cryptids.
00:49:57Sometimes a trusty old firearm is simply not going to cut it.
00:50:01Some of these cryptids require more traditional methods, such as cold, hard steel.
00:50:10Sometimes something forged from Damascus steel is required in order to pierce through, not just the protective upper platings, but
00:50:19also sometimes any other sort of defenses they might have.
00:50:24At a distance, you might need something like a tried and true recurve bow, and some trusted arrows.
00:50:32You might need an Enchanted Enochian War Tool War.
00:50:40There's something to be said for a good old-fashioned flail, made by Aang.
00:50:48Now this bad boy, I don't want to talk about this one. I don't want to hurt him.
00:50:57Another type of flail, or a mace, sometimes is useful for those types of critters that may be a little
00:51:08bit more of a hand-on approach.
00:51:11Now for what you've got, put some percy on it.
00:51:15You might need the old Wolverine.
00:51:21Or maybe you remember Vega, from Street Fighter T.
00:51:26This is the original that he was modeled after.
00:51:34On top of that, we've got a few other things here.
00:51:38This is from the Sultan of Wu-Tang.
00:51:41That took his life.
00:51:57I'm not sure if I can get away with showing this one to you guys.
00:52:00We're a pushblade in the League of Assassins.
00:52:06There's only one way you acquire one of these.
00:52:08Well, come on.
00:52:14I don't even have a room for all this stuff, guys.
00:52:23If you've got a variety of different critters you've got to face, sometimes a matched set is useful.
00:52:33And sometimes a poison blade is going to be what you need.
00:52:45Sometimes nothing beats.
00:52:47I go a little fashion.
00:52:50Listen, I've got boxes more of this stuff, but I think that'll hold you guys off for today.
00:52:56Dick Steele signing off.
00:53:20Hey folks, Dick Steele here.
00:53:23Another tip for you today is to make sure that when you're out there hunting cryptids, you're not only supplementing
00:53:30your body and your mind, but you're also making sure that you take your supplements with nutrition.
00:53:37Now this here, I got from an old man, a source in Chinatown, and it's supposed to give you more
00:53:45vitality.
00:53:47And these things are pretty potent.
00:53:54Apparently, it'll give you a little extra pep in your step if you know what I'm talking about.
00:53:58Not that Dick Steele needs that.
00:53:59All right, let's try this.
00:54:10Oh my.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:17That does something.
00:54:21Dick Steele signing off.
00:54:37Get a load of my hot leg, flaming fuck.
00:54:39Oh my, that's right.
00:54:42Oh my.
00:54:52Woo-hoo.
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