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00:12Live from the Las Vegas Adult Paintball Pavilion and Event Space, it's the 50th Annual Golden
00:18Gavel Lawyer Awards, brought to you by Jingles Supermarkets. Jingles, that's what the grocery
00:24stores here are called. The stars are truly out. Oh, in from bustling Carson City, there's Nevada's
00:31coolest lawyers. Bring us in bench. It's an honor just to be inebriated. Stay in school. And here's
00:37up-and-comers, Lincoln Gum and Sheila Flambe. They've made a big mark this year despite having
00:42stupid food-sounding names. Sheila, who are you wearing? Oh, Margo, I don't kiss and tell. Oh,
00:49you mean my dress. It's by Jingles Dresshole. No, of course it is. Now, Lincoln, it's the first
00:55Gigi since your mother, Marcia Gum, was tragically obliterated. How are you feeling? Like an aunt
01:01at a picnic. Speaking of your mom, are you excited that tonight Steve Nichols is going to finally give
01:09her the tribute she deserves after the disastrous funeral? Oh, I wouldn't call it- We have a clip.
01:15My mom was- She was special at- Terrible job, son. You're humiliating me in front of the devil.
01:26No, we'll never marry. Yeesh. I've come a long way since then, Marcia. I mean, Margo.
01:33Anyway, that's old news. We're up for firm of the year and best commercial, baby. It's our night.
01:39Sheila, the Human Highlight Reel flambé and... I want to say Clinton Jellybee?
01:45Yep, Sheila's right. Also, I promise, she knows my name. Hey, watch this.
01:50Who's that?
01:51Oh, wow.
01:53Sheila! Sheila! Sheila!
01:55Sheila-nomics! Giro, dreams of Sheila!
01:59Yo quiero Sheila Bell!
02:01For those just joining us, the Human Highlight Reel is pulling tons of focus by reappropriating
02:06out-of-date catchphrases and doing a dance that can only be called the Sheila.
02:10Beef! It's what's for Sheila!
02:12Yes, yes. Everyone loves gum and flambé's better half.
02:15But let's not forget, tonight's about my late partner, Marcia Gumm, and by extension, me.
02:20It's been a break-in at the Sheila Gate Hotel!
02:23Just wait to my ultra-respectful five-star three-ring multimedia tribute to the late Marcia.
02:28It's...
02:29Here's Sheila!
02:33Sheila, are you okay? Did you-
02:35Break my pussy.
02:35Of course not!
02:36What a stupid question!
02:38It's gonna...
02:39It's my relax sound because of how normal my pussy is!
02:43Gonna be somber as hell, y'all.
02:46Well, there you have it, folks. Another magical Vegas G-Keys.
02:51Bang, bang, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,
02:54ding, ding, ding, ding.
02:54Ah! Ah! Bop! Bop! Bop!
02:56J-j-j-j-everybody!
02:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, a monster.
03:01Come on now.
03:03Come on now.
03:03Come on now.
03:05It's a whole bunch of years of work.
03:07And then it's been hot now.
03:10Wine, wine, wine, dine, wine, dine, wine, dine.
03:15Come on, come on, come on.
03:18Come on along and turn.
03:21You know I love you, baby.
03:23Stop.
03:24Yes.
03:26I love you, sir.
03:33Man, I thought tonight was about me being out of my mom's shadow.
03:37But it's like I'm still under her as she towers over me.
03:40And all I can do is look right up between her giant legs.
03:44Lincoln, I think it's time to look at the memento tattoo I gave you while you were sleeping again.
03:50And tonight is about us.
03:52So just relax, get drunk, have fun, and don't worry.
03:58You're right.
03:58Now admit you broke your pussy.
04:00No!
04:01Nothing bad has ever happened to me.
04:03Hurt pussy, eh?
04:05Now that's what I call a...
04:07I got nothing.
04:09Glem, you look great.
04:10Someone slept inside last night.
04:13Okay, I'm going to work the room.
04:15Maybe land us a big new client.
04:16Glem, you know everyone.
04:18What do I need to know?
04:19Oh, well, that's Steve Nichols.
04:21I believe he's a lawyer of some kind.
04:24Yeah, I know him, Glem.
04:25Who else?
04:26All right, let's see.
04:27That's Billy Grimple.
04:28He owns La Bouche, the mouth-themed casino.
04:30That's showbiz entertainment cheese.
04:33He runs a hedge fund.
04:34And, oh, that's Anita Chingols.
04:37She was your mom's biggest client.
04:39And who's that guy?
04:40I think his name is Steve Nichols.
04:42No, that guy.
04:44I need to leave.
04:46I broke my pussy.
04:47What?
04:48Glem?
04:49If that were true, he wouldn't be able to walk like that.
04:51I assume.
04:52Well, maybe Irene and her new boyfriend will be normal.
04:55Irene has a boyfriend?
04:56What is he, like a biker or a gangster?
04:59Rebel with or without a cause?
05:00Hey, Sheila.
05:01This is Gordo Cipollini.
05:04Hey.
05:05And, of course, the famous Patrick.
05:08I am humbled to meet you, Monsieur Gumb, Madame Flambe.
05:12Oh, my God.
05:15Hi, Gordo.
05:15Hi, Patrick.
05:16Who wants to see me twirl?
05:18The show is starting.
05:20Everyone be quiet.
05:25I was loaring the law late one night.
05:28When my eyes beheld a lawyer's side.
05:31For the gavel from the charge began to rise.
05:35And suddenly, we testified.
05:38We did the mash.
05:39We loaring the lawyer's mash.
05:41We did the mash.
05:42Such incomprehensible beauty.
05:45We loaring the lawyer's judge.
05:54Hello.
05:55I'm Mayor George Walz.
05:56Welcome, everyone, to the 50th Annual Golden Gavels.
05:59Brought to you by tingles and reruns of the lawyer's show, Bull.
06:03If you haven't yet, feel free to ride the mechanical bull from Bull.
06:07Yee-haw!
06:09This is, of course, my adopted brother, our beloved lunch meat.
06:13I'm full of beans.
06:16Wow, this catchphrase right off the bat.
06:19What a crowd we have tonight.
06:21But everyone might as well go home.
06:24Because right in his usual seat, I see five-time winner,
06:28attorney Merle Streep from his firm, Streep Law.
06:31Let someone else win for a change, Merle.
06:35Truly, all the greats are here tonight.
06:38Also, Sheila Flambe.
06:41Saying that Sheila isn't one of the greats.
06:45Sheila didn't even know she was nominated.
06:47She just heard they're giving out a prize for the most harmed jury.
06:53Because of my unharmed privates.
06:55T-M-I.
06:57It's out of that greats.
06:59Is that Lincoln gum I see with Sheila?
07:03Seriously, Lincoln.
07:05Your mother's death was the hugest deal in the world.
07:08Let's have a moment of silence for the most important person in the room right now.
07:12Marsha Gumm's spirit.
07:21But I'm still full of beans!
07:25We've got a really, really great show for you tonight.
07:29The 50th annual GGs will be right back.
07:32Show will resume in five minutes.
07:36It's our night.
07:38And I'm coming for you, Steve.
07:41Jesus Christ.
07:42After all this time?
07:48Wow!
07:50Hello there!
07:51My name is, uh, Robert E...
07:55Don't say Lee.
07:56Don't tell him your name is Robert E. Lee.
07:58Robert E. Zombie.
08:01Industrialist.
08:02What are we gabbing about here at this fine table here?
08:06Well, we were talking about gum and flambe.
08:08Ooh, Lincoln gum.
08:10He is a fine litigant.
08:12He's got me out of many a fine pickled pepper.
08:15I employ slave labor, you see.
08:18White slave reminds you nothing untoward.
08:21And Lincoln gum has kept me out of the fire,
08:25profiting off my white slaves for years and years.
08:30You're doing a great job hiding and drumming up business for Lincoln.
08:34I love you, Glenn.
08:36I love you, too.
08:39Oh, I mean, I love you, too.
08:41The band.
08:42Yeah, that'll cover it.
08:44Anyway, about my white child's slaves.
08:48Good evening.
08:49Any of you fine people seen a man by the name of Glem Blorchman?
08:53He's about 5'10".
08:54Looks like one of them creatures the Bible warns of.
08:57No, sir.
08:58And I'd be able to.
08:59I'm very tall.
09:04You're welcome, Glem.
09:06Glem?
09:06How dare you?
09:08I challenge you to a duel.
09:11No!
09:12Stop!
09:13I can't.
09:14And Marsha just looked up at me and said,
09:19You know, Stephen, I was trying to buy a gumball the other day,
09:23and it occurred to me that a nickel can't buy a piece of gum
09:27because gum is worth more than nickels.
09:32Well, Lincoln is on the penny, which, last I check, is worthless next to a nickel.
09:37And nickels is plural.
09:40Uh, yes.
09:42Well, Jefferson is on the nickel, and he invented the lazy Susan.
09:47And in court, you're lazy at Sue-in.
09:51Where is everybody going?
09:53You think this is an award show?
09:55This is an arena where we battle it out to see who's remembered as Marsha's successor.
10:00And I'm about to memorialize her so hard that people are gonna think you were just Marsha's butler.
10:06I only did that for 12 Halloweens.
10:09Oh, my God.
10:10The show is starting any second.
10:11Everyone get back to your seats.
10:12Damn it.
10:13This is so bad.
10:14And now the nominees for best commercial.
10:17Sheila Flambe and Irene Gumm for Lawbert Rising.
10:21Stay for one drink.
10:23We should talk.
10:28You were my mom's best client?
10:31Friend?
10:32To Marsha, they were the same thing.
10:34Mike Milk for The Milk is Fresh.
10:37I've heard what people are saying.
10:39Mike Milk is just tall.
10:42And Mike Milk uses being tall to cover for not going to law school.
10:46Well, to the haters, I say, check this out.
10:50I'm sunglasses now.
10:56Your mommy would be so proud.
10:58She used to always brag about how she was turning you into a little clone of her.
11:02Yeah, I'm kind of trying to do my own thing.
11:05Step out of her shadow, stop accidentally sexualizing her, etc.
11:09Oh, sweetie, why would you ever do that?
11:11Kyle and Skyle Munt.
11:13We almost do it all.
11:16I'm Kyle Munt.
11:17And I'm Skyle Munt.
11:18And do you know what makes us Vegas' number one twin lawyer team?
11:22What, sweet brother?
11:23We do it all.
11:25Slip and fall accidents.
11:27Medical malpractice.
11:28Laser injuries.
11:29Nursing home abuse.
11:31The only thing we don't do is have sex with each other.
11:34We've never even thought about it.
11:35We're focused on you.
11:37Kyle and Skyle took my eviction case without once having sex or even fooling around.
11:42We lost, but there was no funny business.
11:44Even if we wanted to, our bunk bed would make it too difficult.
11:50I've heard about Steve's five-star, three-ring, multimedia tribute to Marsha.
11:55Did you know he has a hologram?
11:56Steve has a hologram of my mom?
11:59So let me tell you what I'm going to do.
12:00My company is sponsoring this show, Shingles Supermarkets.
12:04That's what grocery stores are called here.
12:06Yes.
12:07I'm going to pull some strings.
12:08You'll deliver a beautiful, heartfelt speech.
12:10Make up for that fiasco of a eulogy.
12:13And maybe Shingles leave Steve Nichols and Associates for an ambitious young firm?
12:17Sure.
12:18A heartfelt, non-disastrous memorial to my mom.
12:22Easy.
12:23And the winner for best advertisement is...
12:27Irene Gumm and Sheila Flambe for Lawbird Rising!
12:35Oh, man, I dedicate this award to my boyfriend, Gordo featuring Patrick.
12:40Well, I'm no good at speeches.
12:43Not like Sheila.
12:44Sheila!
12:45Sheila!
12:57Awesome new noise from Sheila.
13:00Sheila is amazing.
13:01Do the Sheila.
13:02Yeah.
13:03Do the Sheila.
13:05She's overcome with emotion.
13:07I could watch this forever.
13:09The 50th Annual Gigi's will be right back.
13:16So, crazy weather lately.
13:18We won.
13:19Did you see my speech?
13:21What?
13:22I sure did.
13:23You were wonderful, sweetheart.
13:25And what about you, dude?
13:27Did you see your firm win an award?
13:29Or were you too busy writing your manifesto?
13:30I didn't.
13:31Huh?
13:32Sorry.
13:33Speech.
13:33For mom.
13:34A lot riding on it.
13:35Shingles gotta go bathroom.
13:36Fresh in your drinks, sawyers.
13:41I'm a waiter named, uh, General Stonewall Flowers.
13:46Stonewall Flowers.
13:47Forget I said General, huh?
13:49Glem, what's going on?
13:51Why are you doing pistachio disguised-style capers during an award show?
13:55Uh, well, once upon a time, a happy young farmer lived with his wife, Sarah.
14:02And one day, the farmer noticed some onions were missing.
14:06He chalked it up to varmints.
14:08Varmints?
14:09I hate those!
14:10But the next day, some potatoes went missing.
14:14Now, the farmer decided to keep watch, but he fell asleep.
14:19When he woke, he found Sarah asleep in the hay with a handsome bandit.
14:25A pot of stew between them, made with his vegetables.
14:30His vegetables?
14:32Hmm.
14:32The farmer wanted blood, but Sarah convinced them to settle it in court.
14:37On the stand, Sarah revealed the bandit was her first husband, who she thought had died
14:43in a rock slide.
14:44The men were at each other's throats, so the judge issued an old-fashioned sentence.
14:49A duel on the field of honor.
14:53That was legal?
14:54So, when was this?
14:551996.
14:57Now, it would start as soon as one party slapped the other one with a glove, but the bandit
15:03fled, never to be seen again.
15:07And with time, my anger subsided.
15:11Oh, it's you in the story!
15:13Yes!
15:14He must have seen me in the nominee announcement.
15:16He came here to kill me!
15:18Why not just go home so he can't slap you?
15:21Are you very stupid?
15:22I wanted to see you guys win!
15:24Aw, that's so stupid!
15:26Sheila, Sheila!
15:27You are the breakout star of the night, and we want to incorporate you into the big physically
15:32demanding song and dance number.
15:33Do you want to do it, or is there some reason you can't?
15:42What's a good mom story I could tell?
15:46Summer camp?
15:47I don't think so.
15:48You'll be spending the summer with Mother at the Ariana Huffington Empowerment Retreat for
15:54the unapologetically annoying.
15:56Good news, Lincoln, he put up a fight, but I got the dean of your college to let me be
16:02your R.A.
16:03Lincoln, guess what?
16:04The doctor gave me pills that'll make sure you never get pubes.
16:08What?
16:08Mom only implied that she didn't want me to have pubes.
16:14What's up, Assface?
16:16Guess who dropped six figures at Chingle's hologram supply to make your mom say anything I want?
16:21This Godzilla-dict, Hump Master.
16:25You think a little speech is gonna do anything?
16:27Tonight is mine.
16:29Steve, this is weird, even for you.
16:32You have a wife and kids and stuff, and I think I'm realizing that you can't really make
16:37that thing say anything worse than what I'm already dealing with.
16:40Oh yeah?
16:41What about this?
16:42Lincoln, I just want you to know, I'm proud of you, no matter what.
16:48Wait, that's it?
16:49I'll just lie.
16:50Thanks, Steve.
16:53Oh, uh, what a nerd.
16:56Right, fingers and bench?
16:57Uh, yeah, whatever, man.
16:59Good luck with the hologram or whatever.
17:01You embarrassed me.
17:03Everyone, guess who didn't wash their hands?
17:09Welcome back to the Gigi Awards.
17:11Now for a special treat.
17:13We've got a musical tribute to, you're not gonna believe this, lawyers.
17:27And the award for best surprise witness.
17:30For the best supporting bartender.
17:32And the award for best objection goes to...
17:45And then mom said, Lincoln, of course I'll give you a hug.
17:49I'm not embarrassed to do that in front of the mailman.
17:53No, that's too outlandish.
17:54So, where do you think Sheila's been this whole time?
17:57There she is.
18:04And now it is finally time for the In Memoriam Reel.
18:08Followed, of course, by Steve Nichols' five-star three-ring salute to Marsha Gum.
18:13And I'm told we're also gonna get a speech from Marsha's butler.
18:17Curtin' Jellybean?
18:21It's the opposite.
18:24Oh, but sure.
18:27What goes up must come down.
18:31All right.
18:31It's funny, it's sweet, it's sad, it's complete horse shit.
18:35This'll work.
18:36Jesus, this is horrific.
18:38Yeah, a lot of people seem to die around us.
18:43Are you okay?
18:45You look a bit off.
18:46I'm great.
18:46I have a speech that's a real tribute to my mom.
18:49Good.
18:49Then you can work for me and stop associating with these disgusting clients and inane colleagues
18:54like your mom always wanted.
18:55My colleagues aren't inane.
19:00Plus, I thought you said mom would be proud of what I'm doing.
19:03What you're doing.
19:04Winning.
19:05She'd be ashamed of who you're doing it with.
19:08Uh, thank you.
19:11Mother's still ashamed of me.
19:12The devil still won't marry her.
19:15Lincoln!
19:16It is your friend Sheila!
19:18Your pussy is broken!
19:20What?
19:21Please do not yell about pussy during the in memoriam.
19:26Lincoln, everyone in this life has a broken pussy.
19:29Some people's broken pussy is their fear of failure.
19:32For some, it's addiction.
19:33Some people's broken pussy is even a literal broken pussy.
19:37Not me, though.
19:38Your broken pussy is your mom.
19:40We had a great year!
19:41We won an award!
19:43Irene is dating a puppet boy!
19:45And you haven't been able to enjoy any of it because you're too busy trying to hide your broken, shattered,
19:50swollen pussy.
19:51Which, again, only you are doing and not me.
19:55Wow!
19:56A lot of people died this year!
19:58And now, to say a few words about his mom, Lincoln Gum.
20:07My pussy hurts.
20:09Wait, I mean, everything I am today, I owe to my mom, Marsha Gum.
20:15Aww!
20:17And I'm a wreck.
20:19Aww!
20:20My whole life, I've been trying to make the case that she was a good mom.
20:27She wasn't.
20:28But she was the best lawyer this town's ever seen.
20:32She even made Steve Nichols' evil ass successful.
20:35But she didn't take care of me.
20:37You know who does?
20:38My weird niece, Irene, who's as strong as an oxen, smart as two pigs.
20:44My associate, Glem Blorchman.
20:46Over there, dressed like a British policeman.
20:49He's been hiding all night wearing costumes.
20:52I assume because he didn't want to embarrass me in front of you, my mom's peers.
20:56But he doesn't embarrass me.
20:58He rules!
20:59And most of all, my intern, Kevin, who I forgot to invite to this.
21:03But also, Sheila Dr. Duncan Stein Flambe.
21:08In conclusion, I'm done putting my mom on a pedestal.
21:13But all of you should.
21:15She'd sacrifice anything for the legal profession.
21:18I'm the proof.
21:19So shove your GGs up your ass.
21:22We're leaving.
21:27I hate my mom and my kids.
21:30I sent my son to a boarding school because I couldn't remember his name and I didn't want to ask.
21:36We have not had sex with each other.
21:38And I have to confess, I'm in love with you, Irene Gumm.
21:43This cat Gordo doesn't appreciate you.
21:46Leave him and be with me.
21:49Oh, Patrick, I will.
21:58Oh, yeah, here's Steve Nichols and his stupid hologram or whatever.
22:03Sometimes the law can get you down
22:06Can make you weep, can make you frown
22:08But where to turn in dark of night
22:11To help you with your legal plight
22:15Nichols and gum
22:17Are two things in your pocket
22:23Come on, guys.
22:25Let's get some frosty chocolate milkshakes.
22:28All right.
22:28Now that that's over,
22:29The award for Firm of the Year
22:32goes to
22:33Goem and Flambe!
22:36Go ahead.
22:38I don't need it anymore.
22:42Congratulations, Sheila!
22:44And now, enjoy your ceremonial victory lap
22:47on the mechanical bull!
22:57You know, Ligon, you taught me something.
22:59You can run your whole life, but
23:02Well, well, well
23:04If it ain't Glenn Blorchman
23:07Or should I say Glenn Blakeman
23:10Wow, you did a bad job changing your name
23:12In two different ways
23:14Glenn Blakeman was the fake one
23:16Enough!
23:17I know you're carrying, Glenn
23:19Let's do this
23:20Cold clams
23:22Glenn, you don't have to
23:25I do, Irene
23:26Like your uncle said
23:28Some wrongs gotta be righted
23:42You win
23:43Glenn
23:44Tell my son to
23:47Use offer code
23:49Dad50
23:50For a bonus bet on
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23:57You stupid son of a bitch
24:00I wasn't scared of dueling because of you
24:04I just didn't want to have to wake back up
24:07THE KILLER IN ME
24:13Patrick, no!
24:19We hit it, y'all!
24:22Honestly, whatever at this point
24:24It was reaching through the clouds
24:28To risk a dream
24:31He's dead
24:31Good night, sweet Patrick
24:34All right, Gordo, we're through
24:36Holy shit!
24:38Glenn, you killed the bandit
24:40I was the bandit
24:43The old man's back again
24:46Up next, the television event you've been waiting for
24:49After ten epic years of crushing lawsuits
24:52Rocking designer suits
24:53And peeping ladies in birthday suits
24:55The lawyer princess of Carson City, Pringison Bench
24:58Are riding off into the sunset
25:00But not before one last wild romp
25:02Don't go anywhere, losers
25:04It's the series finale of Pringison Bench
25:08Teardrops burned her cheeks
25:10For she thought she'd heard
25:13The shadow had left this land
25:19The old man's back again
25:24The old man's back again
25:30The crowds just gathered
25:33Their faces turned away
25:36Chirp
25:52Her heels of a black wind
25:57The chair
25:58It's the house
25:59The hangul
25:59The new January
26:02The new huĐŸĐ¶Đ”Ń
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