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00:22Well, none of this makes any sense.
00:26Ah, that's better.
00:28Now everyone understands what's happening.
00:31Anything to add, Mr. Milk?
00:33This motion is basically a formality at this point.
00:35My client, Mr. Kringle, has filed all necessary paperwork
00:39and notarized it with fingerprints that even look like snowflakes, kind of.
00:43Ho, ho, ho, your honor.
00:45Indeed.
00:46Well, if there are no further objections,
00:49I hereby grant exclusive Santa Claus jurisdiction in the state of Nevada
00:53to this man, Christopher Cross Kringle,
00:56and declare him the one true and only Santa Claus.
01:00I object.
01:01Ho, ho, hoo.
01:03Lincoln Gum, your franken-honor.
01:06My client, Harry Crimmins, is the real Santa Claus,
01:09and he has the right to have his challenge heard.
01:12Mr. Crimmins, do you have any evidence to back up your claim?
01:16I drove here in a red car.
01:19Good enough.
01:20This court shall determine which of these men is the real Santa Claus.
01:27Oh, and of course.
01:28Happy Halloween.
01:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:36Welin'
01:37Welin'
01:38Welin'
01:39Welin'
01:40Come on, a monster, hold on now
01:43Get ready, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama
01:46It's a horror movie, he's a word
01:48And then it's redhead now
01:50Quang, quang, quang, jang, quang, jang, quang, quang, jang
01:58Come on, a monster, you know I love you, baby
02:04Stop! Yeah!
02:09Halloween time
02:15Halloween is just around the corner
02:19Everyone is hanging up their bats
02:21I love Halloween
02:23It's the one night of the year I can give candy to kids
02:26And no one bats an eye
02:29Come on, I like kids and I think they should have candy
02:32Why does everyone assume the worst about me
02:34Just because of how I look and act
02:37I'm gonna make you beautiful, sweetheart
02:42So, Irene, got any big trick-or-treating plans?
02:45Nah, I'm too grown up for that now
02:47But I have picked out my costume for sneaking out and throwing rocks at cars
02:50DHL delivery person
02:51Everyone loves DHL
02:53Because it's usually something actually good
02:55Like, from Europe
02:56I always have trouble coming up with a costume worthy of me
02:59I was thinking maybe God
03:00But then I landed on God's high teenage girlfriend Morgan
03:03Anyway, I'm glad someone's having fun
03:05Your uncle's been a real work-hole lately
03:07You mean workaholic?
03:09No
03:09Are you done yet?
03:10We've got a big-shot client arriving any second
03:13Is there coffee?
03:14Do we have a vacuum?
03:15Screw it, I'll do it with my hands
03:16Whoa, Lincoln, we just won a case
03:20We've earned a little break
03:21I know, let's go to Thailand for eight months
03:23Come on, believe in yourself enough not to be so desperate
03:25Believing in yourself is for mass shooters and Judd Apatow's kids
03:30I live in the real world
03:32Where things only work out if we work them out
03:36Should these skeletons be wearing ties?
03:38I'm just saying, you don't have to represent every maniac who shows up at the door
03:42Maniac at the door
03:43Is this gum legal?
03:45I have a man to destroy
03:48The real Kris Kringle
03:50I heard about this guy
03:51Found a loophole to get himself legally declared Santa Claus in New York
03:56Now he travels from state to state doing the same thing
03:59But not here
04:00I was born and raised in Vegas
04:02I worked hard to make my fortune here by finding it in the desert
04:06If anyone's gonna be our Santa, it should be me
04:09Which is where you come in
04:11Well, Mr. Crimmins
04:13Harry, Harry Crimmins
04:15It sounds like Merry Christmas, but not too much
04:18Well, this will be a real fight
04:20Kringle's attorney is what we in the legal profession call a double threat
04:24An aggressive lawyer and tall
04:26Do you need legal assistance?
04:29Hire me, Mike Milk, the tall lawyer
04:32I fight for the little guy
04:34Because to me, all guys are little
04:37I'm here when justice is out of reach
04:41My last lawyer was 5'11
04:42And yeah, he won my workman's comp case
04:45But when I saw him next to Mike, I threw up and fired him
04:49He's so tall
04:51So call Mike Milk, the tall lawyer
04:56That's one tall hundred
04:57T-A-L-L
05:00See you soon, Harry
05:01Thank you, Lincoln
05:02You're a very good boy
05:04Haha, just like Santa would say
05:06Yes, Santa
05:08Lincoln, now I'm not one to judge a good dirtbag
05:11I've had more gold rings fall out of me than Sonic the Hedgehog
05:13But are you sure you want to help this guy become our Santa Claus?
05:16Why? Just because of how he looks and acts?
05:19Thank you!
05:20Plus, he's secretly loaded and we need money
05:23So one old guy gets a ceremonial title instead of another old guy
05:27And we get paid
05:28But how do we figure out what makes someone legally Santa?
05:34Christmas movie marathon!
05:36My mom has them all on DVD
05:38Santa Has Fallen
05:39How the Shrimp Stole Shrimpmas
05:41White Chicks 2
05:42White Chicksmas
05:43Even Die Hard
05:44Wow!
05:45Yeah!
05:45Die Hard is a Christmas movie
05:47I've never thought about that before
05:49I am so proud of you
05:50I am so clever for noticing that
05:51I am so proud of you
05:53Well, it's 115 degrees out, so
05:55I put marshmallows in gin
05:57It truly is a wonderful life
06:00Almost as wonderful as war bonds
06:03Buy war bonds, everyone!
06:06Which one next?
06:07What about single and ready to jingle?
06:09Nah, that one's a bummer
06:11Everyone knows the real Santa would never divorce Mrs. Claus
06:14And hit the dating scene
06:15Not when she puts up with all his traveling
06:19Good one, Irene
06:20The real Santa
06:21Totally
06:23Wait, what?
06:24Wait, what?
06:25Did you not?
06:26I mean, I just assumed
06:28Irene, you do know about Santa, right?
06:31You're like 13 or 19 years old
06:33You're the one that told me my real dentist
06:34Probably wouldn't be asking for money on cash app
06:36What?
06:38Shut up
06:39Of course I know about Santa
06:41I know everything adults know
06:42Like Boingo hotspots
06:44Hey, we all believe stupid stuff when we're younger
06:47Hell, I believed in King Kong until I joined the army
06:50Irene, I guess your mom thought you were too smart to need this talk
06:54But Santa is just a story parents tell their kids in order to relive their own childhoods
07:00Because in the adult world, no one gives you anything
07:03So you have to work for every disheveled lunatic who will hire you until you finally get to collapse into
07:09your early grave
07:10Wow, so inspiring! Merry Christmas!
07:13Okay, that's enough TV
07:15Glem, Sheila, that jury is gonna eat Kringle up
07:18I need you guys to come up with some Christmas magic for our side
07:22You got it
07:23So, Santa sees everything, right?
07:25What if we have him describe the first time Hitler masturbated?
07:29Not that, but also nothing like that
07:31Irene, dig up any dirt on Kringle you can find
07:34Nobody is that perfect
07:35Mm-hmm, sure
07:36I mean, it'd be stupid to believe this world had any magic in it
07:39So, I'll just go destroy what's left
07:41Sounds good, I'll pick up Krimmins
07:43We've got a hearing to disrupt
07:52Recordable doorbell, take one
07:54Shit! The old doorbell messed up the recording for the new doorbell
07:58I am gonna kill whoever's out there
08:00I'm gonna kill whoever's out here
08:03Oh, Mr. Gum, come in
08:06I was just making coffee
08:08Sorry about the mess
08:10Those damn lazy elves
08:13Right
08:15Mr. Krimmins, we should get going
08:17Kringle's motion is scheduled for this morning
08:20Nonsense
08:20There's always time for a tour of Santa's workshop
08:29These are my daughters
08:32Shush, Emily!
08:33Sorry, they just won't stop laughing
08:39Traps must be full
08:40I know you're supposed to eat the eggs before they get out of hand
08:43But who needs all those erections?
08:46Yeah, look, Mr. Krimmins, if we wanna win this case
08:50You're gonna have to be able to make a halfway, un-terrifying impression on people
08:54Well, that should be easy
08:56For the real Santa Claus
08:59Oh, I'm sorry
09:01Do you not believe in Santa
09:03And by extension not want the money he's offering you?
09:07What? Of course I do
09:08He does exist, like the M&M said
09:11Santa can smell lies, child
09:14By the time this is over, you'll believe
09:16You'll all believe
09:18After all, if I wasn't Santa, how could I go up this chimney?
09:28Look! Red car, Lincoln!
09:30Like Santa! Red!
09:33This court shall determine which of these men is the real Santa Claus
09:38Woohoo! Wait until I tell my brother! The devil!
09:48Hello?
09:49Oh, hey there
09:50This is Makila's mom over at Kid Rock Elementary
09:53Don't you know it?
09:55Makila forgot the dang homework assignment
09:57Can I talk to Jeffrey for a Michigan minute?
09:59Drop the con, sister
10:00Makila never forgot a homework assignment in her life
10:03Who are you?
10:04Name's Irene
10:05Need the skinny on a fat man
10:06Goes by Kringle
10:08Kringle
10:09There's a name I never wanted to hear again
10:11You testified for him in Michigan
10:13Sat on his lap, called him Santa
10:15I want to know what it cost
10:16Him or me?
10:18The old man needed a kid to convince the jury he was Santa
10:21Told me he'd bring me the gift I've always wanted
10:23Santa can make any toy, right?
10:26I wanted a custom video game where my dead dog brambles
10:29eats my stepdad
10:30Christmas comes around
10:31What's waiting for me under the tree?
10:34Rupert Grint's Fractions Dungeon
10:36An educational game
10:38That's when I realized I'd been had
10:41There is no Santa
10:43Only a stupid baby would think otherwise
10:46Oh, I see
10:48Just hit the last stop on the Polar Express, huh?
10:51Why do adults lie and call it love?
10:54Why does Rupert Grint murder Fractions?
10:56Who can say?
10:57Just watch your back, kid
11:11What the fuck are you doing?
11:14We're making a reindeer fly
11:16You wanted Christmas magic, dumbass
11:18This is somehow worse than the Hitler idea
11:21Irene, please tell me you have some good news
11:23Well, Kringle lied to a kid in Michigan to secure his testimony
11:26That's great
11:27But other than that, he's squeaky clean
11:29He's even the face of Christmas Cola
11:32The only year-round Christmas-themed soda
11:34Irene, did you sleep?
11:35You look like me when I make my own Dymatap out of expired Dymatap
11:40My brain won't stop going
11:42What else do I believe that isn't true?
11:44Huh? Huh?
11:44Can doves not actually cry?
11:46Are porn stars not really in love with each other?
11:48Was JFK not assassinated by Patton Oswalt?
11:52Oh, honey
11:53Everyone knows it was Steve Harvey Oswalt
11:55What about you, Lincoln?
11:56What's Harry's deal?
11:57Uh, he's great, too
11:59Also, donates children to hospitals
12:01Eh, keep digging
12:02There must be something
12:03Is thunder not God bowling?
12:05Did David Bowie not really go live on a farm upstate?
12:09Is Andrea even Meachie?
12:13Ladies and gentlemen, what makes a name legal?
12:15Some people go by Jim, but are secretly named James
12:19All that matters is that a name be recognized by the US government
12:23Bring him in, boys!
12:29Each address to Santa Claus
12:31Therefore, the post office, a branch of the federal government
12:34Recognizes this man, Kris Kringle, to be the one and only Santa Claus
12:39Well, I'm convinced
12:41Mr. Gum, you're opening arguments
12:43I want to tell you the story of another man
12:47A man named Glem
12:49Yellow
12:49Glem recently received this mug, reading World's Greatest Grandpa
12:55Glem, are you the world's greatest grandpa?
12:57Nope
12:58You see, ladies and gentlemen, just because something is written down doesn't make it true
13:02Objection!
13:03Relevance!
13:04Anyone can buy a mug
13:05Except that Glem received this particular mug during his time in federal prison
13:10Also hand delivered by a federal employee
13:14Glem, what were you in for?
13:16I auctioned off my grandson's diary to foreign perverts
13:21Do these sound like the actions of the world's greatest grandpa?
13:33Delivery from Monsieur Kris Kringle
13:37I think Denver's gonna go all the way this year, unless they're bums
13:42Then Baltimore will go all the way
13:43Hey, delivery person, what are your sports opinions?
13:47Sorry, I don't watch mainstream sports because of the politics
13:50Now that's an adult opinion!
14:02Insider trading? Illegitimate kids?
14:05A picture where he's eating Chinese food at a movie theater while holding a calendar that says December 25th?
14:11This is exactly the kind of dirt Uncle Lincoln needs
14:13To destroy the magic of Santa for kids everywhere
14:16Hey, wait a minute! Sports have always been inherently political!
14:51Uh, boo suede shoes!
14:54Thank boo! Thank boo very much!
14:56Another round for my best customers, who I love so much!
15:01Thanks Mr. O'Raviolio!
15:03Alright guys, the trial started off well, but we really lost some ground in testimony
15:08The best part about being Santa is bringing joy to children all over the world!
15:14The best part about being Santa is turning into an owl, so I can watch married women fold laundry!
15:22Okay, but have you seen a married woman fold laundry?
15:26I know that's right!
15:28Uh, Sheila, we could really use some magic here, do you have anything?
15:33I know! You know how there's lots of suicides on Christmas? Maybe!
15:38Look, Lincoln, I'm trying my best, but Christmas magic is just too wholesome for me
15:43Yep, I think I'm gonna bail on this being the thing I'm doing this week
15:46What the hell, Sheila?
15:48Sorry!
15:48Hey Glem, wanna go play Halloween pranks on Steve Nichols?
15:51Do I? Pranken's my middle name!
15:54Actually, Pranken, which is German for God has forsaken this child
15:59Great, Glem and Sheila are off doing pranks, my investigator still believes in Santa, and I'm on my own
16:05Again, can I have one employee who doesn't need babysitting?
16:09You want grown-ups? Fine!
16:12Irene, are you even allowed to be in here?
16:15Oh, why? Because I'm a naive kid, right?
16:19Well, I guess you don't need this naive kid's evidence!
16:22Starting now, I'm 100% adult!
16:25I'm gonna read free articles in the incognito window, listen to cutesy murder podcasts, and use GIFs when I text
16:32Irene, no!
16:34Santa, how did you get into the science lab here at Boston Public?
16:39Wow, I am really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
16:42Why, through the famous Boston Public chimney, of course!
16:48That's it! The general area!
16:52That's the story of the first time Adolf Hitler masturbated
16:58No more questions, Your Honor
17:01Okay, Harry, I know this case has been bumpy
17:04How so?
17:05But I've got a plan
17:06Watch
17:07Your Honor, I call for a Santa off
17:10Yeah, good idea
17:12Oh, that's probably what we should have done to begin with
17:15I'll allow it!
17:17T'was the night before Christmas when all through the castle
17:21My monsters were having a yuletide hassle
17:25The tree was all trimmed in ghoulish things
17:28Like werewolf fangs and vampire wings
17:32No clue
17:37Didn't act like good monsters should
17:40They found themselves a new prey
17:43They planned to rob Santa's sleigh
18:08For mummy was to signal from the castle roof
18:12At the very first sound of a ra-
18:24Is it me?
18:25Or are we the best pranksters on earth?
18:28Right?
18:29But pranking Steve is like shooting fish in a barrel
18:31And I stopped going to that place a week after it opened
18:33I know what you mean
18:34It's almost like it's not even worth pranking
18:38Unless you prank the very best
18:43We tied the Santa off
18:45It all comes down to closing arguments
18:47I've got one last chance to save the case, my credibility, and whatever's left of Irene's childhood
18:53Yeah, we were supposed to get away to Orlando one of these weekends
18:58But you know Dennis
19:00He has to watch his rugby
19:02One sec
19:03Why is my childhood crush calling me?
19:05Isaiah Dandridge from home
19:07Ow!
19:08Ha!
19:09You fell for the old spring-loaded blade
19:11The cell phone and also childhood crush
19:13Not actually calling trick
19:15Alright, not bad, Glim
19:17Say, you haven't touched your drink
19:19Maybe I'll get a fresh one
19:24Ha ha!
19:25$3,000 injector seat prank, you rube
19:27That drink was a red heron
19:30Yup, puffer fish toxin
19:32Good sponsor for two, Mr. President
19:40Mind if I join you?
19:42Mr. Kringle?
19:43I don't think we're supposed to be talking
19:45Yes, bit naughty of me, isn't it?
19:48I won't tell if you don't
19:51Quite a show you put on today
19:53Why are you wasting your talents defending that syphilitic burnout?
19:58Look, dude
19:58Some lawyers get to pick their clients
20:01I gotta work for whichever Santa will have me
20:03Ho ho ho!
20:05Is that all?
20:06Well, anyone could be your client
20:08What are you saying?
20:10You don't really believe in yourself, do you?
20:13All the hustling
20:14The ambulance chasing
20:15Wondering if each job might be your last
20:18Christmas Cole is looking for new in-house counsel
20:20High six figures, corner office
20:23All you have to do is the right thing
20:25Are you trying to bribe me into throwing the case?
20:28I've shown you how the world works
20:30There was no Santa until I made him real
20:33Me
20:34That's power
20:36And that power can be a gift, Lincoln
20:38To little boys who behave
20:42Wow
20:42Big ol' wow
20:44Everything I told Irene about the shittiness of the adult world
20:47Is because of guys like you
20:50This city's kids deserve a better Santa
20:52Irene deserves better
20:55I don't know the people in your life
20:57You sound just like Sheila
20:58You know, Crimmins might be nuts
21:00But at least he actually believes in something
21:03And so do I
21:04That I'm gonna kick your ass in court tomorrow
21:06Merry Christmas, asshole
21:08It's October 30th
21:09Well, then happy Halloween, good sir
21:15I feel like a new man, Harry
21:17Did three ghosts visit you, too?
21:19No, but I'm ready to give a passionate closing argument
21:22That will win over that jury and make you Santa
21:25Great, love your energy
21:27Except instead
21:28I'm gonna give my own closing argument
21:30What?
21:31But we'll lose
21:32I'll lose
21:33Irene will fully commit
21:34To this boring millennial adult shtick she's doing
21:38Lincoln, you took this case
21:40Because you didn't believe in yourself or Santa
21:43But you kept going
21:44Because deep down
21:46You knew there is magic in this world
21:48And that's worth fighting for
21:50All I'm asking for is one more leap
21:55For anyone in this courtroom who still doesn't believe
21:59Mr. Crimmins, I mean Santa Claus, will give his own closing statement
22:06I owe your honor an apology
22:09There was a gift you wanted, wasn't there?
22:11Something very special
22:13One Christmas you looked under the tree and it wasn't there
22:17You haven't believed in me since
22:19Well, I was rummaging through my workshop
22:22And I found something I'd like to give you before you make your decision
22:27Something I should have given you all those Christmases ago
22:37It can be
22:39It's impossible
22:40Yet here it is
22:41The very gift I always wanted
22:44Thirty thousand dollars
22:47What?
22:48And if the jurors will please look under their chairs
22:51I believe they'll find some gifts as well
22:54Sorry, they're a little late
22:57Twenty-five thousand dollars
23:00Eighteen thousand dollars
23:02Forty thousand dollars?
23:04Oh Santa, you really did get my letter
23:06You really truly did
23:08Your Honor, only the real Santa could know the gifts that all these people secretly wanted
23:13Agree
23:13Jury, you agree
23:14Great
23:15This court rules in favor of Mr. Crimmins, Nevada's one and only Santa Claus
23:20We object
23:21This is open bribery
23:22Oh, spoken like a true Scrooge
23:25Mr. Kringle, you are dismissed
23:33Hello, everybody
23:34Okay, okay, calm down
23:35Well, today, I, George Wallace, mayor of Las Vegas
23:40I grant Harry Crimmins, aka Santa Claus, the key to the city
23:46This, of course, represents a smaller real key to the city
23:50Harry and his duties as Santa Claus can use to enter our houses at any time
23:56I'm gonna get real weird with it, too
23:58Vegas Santa says, give daddy a bowl of your tea
24:02Ah-woo-woo-woo!
24:04Ha-ha!
24:05Huh, didn't know I was helping with that part
24:07Sorry, Irene
24:08There's nothing stupid about believing in things
24:10I know
24:11In fact, you proved Santa is real
24:13And he's a freak
24:15The world is full of magic
24:17Just in a gross enough pudding way
24:19Welcome to being a grown-up
24:22Hey, Chris, for what it's worth, you really do look just like Santa
24:26Fuck you, Lincoln Gum
24:27I am Santa
24:30Nevada can kiss my bowl full of jelly ass
24:34Hiya!
24:37Hup!
24:40Goodbye, Santa!
24:42Goodbye, Lord Kong!
24:44Hey, what's wrong with Glem?
24:45Oh, he's up to his tits on peyote
24:50What about that dude?
24:52Is he okay?
24:55Probably not
24:56Anyway, now to drive Glem off at Vegas' scariest haunted house
25:00Happy Halloween from The Bride of Frankenstein!
25:03Oh, yeah, it's Halloween.
25:05Pretty unsatisfying,
25:06how I've been focusing on Christmas all week.
25:08Oh, well.
25:11Trick-or-treat!
25:12Sorry, I don't have any candy.
25:14Grim Blorchman sends his regards.
25:19They were up to no good.
25:22Didn't act like good ones, you should.
25:26Oh, my God!
25:26Oh, my God!
25:36Oh, my God!
25:51No way.
25:52I can't even walk around this tunnel.
25:52I can't even walk around this tunnel.
25:52Can't do it, too.
25:52A littleman is the one I mean.
25:52But you can walk around it.
25:52Oh, yeah!
25:52Oh, yeah.
25:52Oh, yeah.
25:56Oh, yeah.
25:58Oh, yeah.
26:16Chirp.
27:01Chirp.
27:27Chirp.
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