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00:10Victory ice cream, baby!
00:12Our 10th win in a row.
00:14Irene, I would've got you one, but they didn't have any Tim Burton-ass flavors, just regular
00:17good ones.
00:18Just kidding.
00:19They did have Tim Burton-ass flavors.
00:22Blood Orange and Witch Hazel?
00:24When are we celebrating?
00:25We're on a hot streak.
00:26Our formula is unbeatable.
00:28Formula?
00:29Yeah, you know, lawyer, magician, I say fancy words, wear a suit.
00:33And then I do some black girl magic, a term I just now coined.
00:36I swear, it works so good, we basically don't even have to try anymore.
00:40Hold it now, and watch the hoodwink.
00:43As I make you stop, think.
00:47Ta-da!
00:50You'll think you're looking at Aquaman.
00:53Yeah!
00:55We're crushing it so hard, nothing can mess up-
00:59Judge Irene.
00:59I was saying, nothing can mess up this streak we're on.
01:02Good people of Las Vegas.
01:03I, Judge Bowman, am retiring at the end of this week.
01:06But before I go, I plan to break the world's record for most cases presided over by a judge.
01:12This feels great!
01:13I want more.
01:14What's the record for staring at the sun?
01:16I'm going for it!
01:19He moved up all your cases to this week and insists you speed through them so he can get his
01:24record.
01:24What?
01:25We have like 20 cases with him.
01:27That's impossible.
01:28Relax.
01:28There's nothing the formula can't handle.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Yeah.
01:32You're right.
01:34Hey, guys.
01:36Guess who has two thumbs, eleven toes, and can legally practice law again?
01:42I thought you got disbarred and sold your extra toe to that witch.
01:45Then I just reversed the decision.
01:47Guess that's what happens when the judge who disbarred you gets beheaded for treason.
01:52Oh, also, this lady was waiting outside.
01:54She seemed so sad I gave her my Tim Burton ass sundae.
01:57Excuse me?
01:58Are you Lincoln Gum?
01:59My name is Ines Ramos.
02:01My town needs a lawyer.
02:03I'm sorry, Miss Ramos, but we can't take on more clients.
02:06Wait!
02:06Hold on.
02:07Our firm has two lawyers now.
02:10This entire law firm has two lawyers?
02:13Uh-huh.
02:14What's the case, ma'am?
02:15Insurance, divorce, teenage son on camera doing Nazi stuff.
02:20A giant corporation has polluted our town's water supply.
02:23It's such a disaster that this film crew is already turning it into a depressing documentary.
02:30Please, will you take our case?
02:33I'd love to help, but...
02:35One sec.
02:35Hey, Trent, can we get in tight on this heartless lawyer before he turns her away?
02:39But...
02:40Let me introduce you to my associate, Glem Blurchman.
02:43Esquire.
02:44You won't regret it.
02:45And sorry about my name.
02:47Okay, Glem is taking this high-profile case.
02:50What's the worst that could...
02:55Las Vegas is where people go to make dreams come true.
02:59But just a few miles away, my community is living a nightmare.
03:07All the dump sinks and all the city bars and casinos flow to a central pipe running directly under our
03:14town.
03:15Last month, that pipe ruptured.
03:17Now tap water in the average home is 120 proof.
03:22And everyone in this town is always drunk.
03:36We need a hero.
03:40You know, these young pups don't know it, but I used to run this town.
03:44My ads were legendary.
03:47Injured on the job?
03:48Hit and run?
03:49Bitten by a dog or a strange dog-like man?
03:52Gotten your genital, caught in a hot tub, lava lamp, or neighbor's motorcycle?
03:56I can handle all those cases.
03:59Plus, four other kinds.
04:01Glem Blurchman got me a huge cash settlement when I got minor Kleiner penis
04:05stuck in the motorcycle of a strange dog-like man.
04:09I guess you could say, money equals Glem C-square.
04:14You've captured my perfect writing, you pig!
04:17A-T-T-O-R-N-E-Y
04:19After I got disbarred, I had a rough couple of pairs of decades.
04:25Vegas hates losers.
04:35But one hand can turn it all around.
04:38And what a hand this case is.
04:40Greedy fat cats, sad women, and metric tons of liquor.
04:45It's classic Glem.
04:47Once I win, I'll be like Dracula.
04:50Dead and loving it.
04:53Except I'll be alive.
04:55Okay, Sheila.
04:56If we're gonna win, oh boy, several dozen cases in a week,
05:00we're really gonna have to lean on the formula.
05:02No more being breastfed.
05:03Got it.
05:04That's why I'm officially promoting you to uncertified paralegal.
05:08This is gonna work.
05:11Thank you for coming, Glem.
05:13And this beef girl is your bodyguard?
05:15No, this is my protege, Irene.
05:19I'm not Glem's protege.
05:20I'm his captive.
05:21I don't go to school.
05:22He makes me work out so I can do more manual labor on his alpaca farm.
05:26I just wanna go home.
05:28Kid, will you please just sign the likeness waiver?
05:31Kid?
05:31How dare you talk that way to Barack Obama.
05:41Tragic.
05:42I've heard of alcohol being fun, but bad?
05:46It's especially hard on the children.
05:49Look.
05:50I just love Roblox so much, man.
05:55This is awful.
05:58He's right about Roblox, though.
06:00I've seen enough.
06:05Folks, ever since I started my legal career and then restarted it this morning,
06:10I fought for the little guy.
06:13Corporations do whatever they want, and people like us fall through the cracks.
06:18Now, those cracks are leaking backwashed vodka into your kitchens.
06:23And bubble baths.
06:26Baths.
06:27Baths.
06:27Baths.
06:28Well, that ends today.
06:31Today, Glem Blorchman fights for you.
06:36And cut.
06:37Trent, can we get that again?
06:39That weeping father was pulling focus from me.
06:43All right, we got a lot of cases to get this record,
06:45and we're not leaving until it's done.
06:47Court is now in session.
06:49Your Honor, for my opening remarks,
06:51I'd like to begin with a quote from Voltaire.
06:53Ahem.
06:54Ma'am.
06:55Time.
06:56Prosecution.
06:56Closing statements.
06:57He did it.
06:58Jury.
06:59Guilty.
06:5920 years.
07:01What the hell just happened?
07:03Mr. Gum, Miss Flumby.
07:05Soaring rhetoric and complicated, wacky setups might help you win your weekly cases,
07:09but I have a record to break.
07:11If you want to help your clients, my advice is simple and to the point.
07:15Just like sex with my beloved wife.
07:17If you waste my time, I'm moving on.
07:19From the sex?
07:20Yes.
07:21Bailiff, what's our next case?
07:22The people of Nevada versus Lil Dickens, the viral TikTok baby who shot a police car.
07:28We're not ready for Lil Dickens yet.
07:29That baby guilty as hell.
07:30I've heard enough.
07:32That baby guilty as hell.
07:34Dang it.
07:39Glam usually gets his best ideas while drinking.
07:42It's where he got the idea for the underwear with a built-in washable condom.
07:45I said he should call him Thunderpants, but he went with Wink and Glam's secret contraption.
07:51Now, Mr. Blorchman, I quit the third grade to start this bar, but it seems to me like just to
07:57consider in environmental regulations alone, my...
08:01What?
08:02What's with the crappy watered-down booze?
08:05How dare you?
08:06I never watered down a drink!
08:07This town has purity laws!
08:09If we watered down the booze, the government could shut us down!
08:12Government?
08:14Purity?
08:16Trivago!
08:17No, no, that's not right.
08:18What's this?
08:19This thing people yell when they think of something?
08:21Eureka!
08:21Yeah, they yell, I've got it!
08:23And I've got it!
08:26Your Honor, what separates a bar from a grill?
08:30A grill might serve loaded tots, but only a bar can serve alcohol.
08:36And my client's town is serving up alcohol and loaded tots, by which I mean drunken children.
08:45But bars can't serve just any alcohol, no.
08:49It has to meet certain purity standards.
08:52And this morning, I filed the papers to have Wet Finger, Nevada, that's really its name, that's gross.
08:59I filed papers to have the whole town officially reclassified as a bar.
09:06You did what?
09:07Which means their liquor supplier, the defendants, are now illegally supplying them with watered-down booze!
09:18So, what's it gonna be, boys?
09:20Pay to fix this town's pipes, or pay even more to start pumping up full of top-shelf liquor.
09:28Glim-mint!
09:31A big, flashy maneuver so crazy, your opponent has no choice but to give up.
09:37Like I said, classic Glim.
09:39When Glim said that, he pretty much lost the entire case.
09:42I mean, even for a guy I'm pretty sure had a live crab in his pocket, it was a shockingly
09:46bad decision.
09:47The defense would like to file a countersuit seeking reimbursement for a product provided thus far in the amount of
09:53$4 million.
09:54Motion accepted.
09:55What?
09:56What just happened?
09:57Did I win?
09:58Not now, Linda.
10:01Okay, Sheila, the formula isn't working.
10:03We have to start trying again.
10:05Aw, man.
10:06You sound just like my infertile ex-husband.
10:08Nothing, don't worry about it.
10:09We have to just cut to that incredible last part of these weekly cases where we do something inventive and
10:14kind of stupid and then win.
10:15Hell yeah!
10:16Court is now back in session.
10:19Anderson versus Smokin' Joe's Barbecue.
10:21Ladies and gentlemen, my client is accused of attempting drunk bachelor party style public sex with an animatronic cow outside
10:28a barbecue restaurant.
10:30Which he did.
10:32Woo!
10:32My client's future is on the line, so I need you all to listen carefully to these important details.
10:39What is entrapment?
10:41The official slogan of the Las Vegas Tourism Board is,
10:45In Vegas, you can get lucky anywhere.
10:47Any.
10:48Where.
10:49Even outside a barbecue restaurant.
10:51Telling that to a town where tourists are encouraged to get monumentally drunk and horny?
10:56That is entrapment.
10:58More importantly, who here heard a word of what I just said?
11:02And who was busy staring at the objectively sexy cow?
11:07That is really entrapment.
11:10Displaying a mechanical cow so seductive that any of us would try to have sex with it?
11:16We.
11:17Rest.
11:17Our.
11:18Case.
11:19Not guilty.
11:20Cow robot sex man is a hero.
11:26Now.
11:26Now.
11:27Okay.
11:27Yes.
11:28Some mistakes were made.
11:29You turned us into a bar.
11:32Now we owe them millions of dollars.
11:34And they made the alcohol more pure.
11:37Idiot.
11:38People.
11:39People.
11:39Don't you see?
11:40I wanted this to happen.
11:42It's all part of the plan.
11:43See.
11:44In a case like this.
11:46Okay.
11:46You want them to think nothing of you.
11:49Right?
11:49That you're on the ropes.
11:51And then.
11:52Bam.
11:52A knockout blow.
11:54It's classic glam.
11:55But now.
11:56We're being countersued.
11:58And when I win tomorrow.
12:00We'll counter countersue.
12:02For billions.
12:03Your honor.
12:04Last time we spoke.
12:06Believe it or not.
12:07I made a mistake.
12:08A town can't be a bar.
12:10Yeah.
12:10If Wetfinger is a so-called bar.
12:13Then.
12:13Legally.
12:13No children can be allowed.
12:15Inside.
12:16Its borders.
12:18And.
12:19That means.
12:19No smoking.
12:20No nudity.
12:21You'd have bouncers.
12:23Instead of cups.
12:24Instead of houses.
12:25People would live in.
12:27I don't know.
12:28Jukeboxes.
12:28So unless you're prepared to force the town.
12:31Of Wetfinger.
12:33To enforce all those horrific.
12:36So.
12:37We lost the suit.
12:38And the countersuit.
12:39On the bright side.
12:41I.
12:41I hear the strip mining colony.
12:43That all the children were taken to.
12:44Is really thriving.
12:46Under the leadership.
12:47Of a strong 12 year old.
12:48Named.
12:49Big Randy.
12:50So.
12:50I guess Glem ruined another town.
12:52This is just like the time.
12:54He sold a defective monorail.
12:55To that one city.
12:56Oh.
12:57What was it?
12:58Springfield?
12:59Yeah.
12:59I told him.
12:59Glem.
13:00Don't have a cow man.
13:01Haha.
13:02But he wouldn't listen.
13:02Just kept eating that crusty burger.
13:04Check with legal.
13:05But I'm pretty sure we can't use any of that.
13:07Oh.
13:07You can't?
13:09Ay caramba.
13:12There he is.
13:13The anti-god who stole our children.
13:16Hey now.
13:18That's a little honestly accurate.
13:21Hey.
13:21You guys mind if I play this medley of Beatles hits?
13:24Again.
13:25Irene.
13:26We can't clear.
13:27I want Jesus to help it lead.
13:37And I'm on my feet.
13:42Okay.
13:43You're suing Mega Jug Strip Club because you as a visually impaired customer need to be able
13:47to touch the dancers in a process you call titty braille?
13:52That's right.
13:53They gotta let us blindos have a feel.
13:56Otherwise it's discrimination like.
13:58Well.
13:58That's a very compelling argument.
14:01Are you crazy?
14:02You could have killed me.
14:03Uh.
14:04I mean.
14:05Who threw that?
14:06A white dude?
14:07Your Honor.
14:08Dismissed.
14:09You say your husband died of natural causes, correct?
14:12Yes.
14:13It was like so sad.
14:14That's interesting.
14:16Because.
14:21Oh my god.
14:22Jeffrey's vengeful spirit.
14:23It's true.
14:25I forged a new will and I had him killed.
14:28Uh.
14:28This was an inheritance case, but Your Honor.
14:32Another win, Mr. Gum.
14:34Bailiff, take the witness to lady jail and the dog to dog jail.
14:37Would you look at that one last case and it's a measly parking ticket.
14:41Whoo.
14:42The record is as good as mine.
14:45Congrats.
14:45Even though you could have delayed your retirement by like a month and done this normally.
14:49Shut up.
14:50Because of me, you two have tied the all-time record for most court cases one in a day.
14:54Damn.
14:55I guess we make a great team.
14:57You're as good as I am out there.
14:58Really makes my law degree seem fucking pointless.
15:02Well, tragic news everybody.
15:05The assistant DA for our last case got in a hot air balloon that wouldn't stop going up.
15:09So, Flambe, you're the prosecution now.
15:12Bam!
15:13You're a lawyer.
15:13I can do that like a ship's captain.
15:15It's a lifetime appointment too.
15:17Unless I get beheaded.
15:19Anyway, let's wrap this up.
15:20And I guess whichever one of you wins this next one also gets the record.
15:25Any last words?
15:26Before I make you the second best lawyer in history?
15:29Before I make you the second lawyer named Lincoln to get killed by a disgruntled performer.
15:33That was a long walk.
15:35That's what these legs are good for, gum.
15:40There you are.
15:41You're missing all the fun in the strip mining town.
15:43Boy oh boy.
15:44They weren't kidding.
15:45Big Randy really was born without pity.
15:47Yeah, I might as well go be Big Randy's butler.
15:50What else good am I to society?
15:52I'm a loser.
15:53Aw, come on.
15:54This is just a speed bump.
15:56Classic glam, remember?
15:58This, Irene?
16:00This is classic glam.
16:02Lose two lawsuits at once.
16:03Create a hell town full of child marauders.
16:06Out of a need to prove I'm the smartest guy in the room.
16:09It wasn't about winning or losing.
16:11It was all about me.
16:13Classic glam.
16:14Ow!
16:16Why are you punching classic glam?
16:17Ugh, you dick.
16:18I was having fun messing with the movie nerds.
16:20Now you're making me be all heartfelt and sincere, you absolute chode.
16:24Who got Lincoln out of trouble when his airplane anxiety attack was so bad the air marshal thought he was
16:29an ISIS?
16:31Glem.
16:32Who tricked the Catholic Church into canonizing him the patron saint of single moms?
16:36Glem.
16:37Who got my third grade bully involuntarily drafted by the Navy?
16:40Well, I'd like to think that was more of a team effort.
16:43I never knew the so-called classic glam, but the glam I know is willing to go to the weird,
16:48gross places no one else would to make sure the buttholes don't win.
16:51And even when you're a disaster, you're a disaster for the right people.
16:56Disaster?
16:58Trivago!
16:59Irene, you're a damn genius!
17:01Follow me.
17:04Uh, Sir Judge? Judge Horse Penis?
17:07Reynolds, and yes.
17:08Listen here, you. I want to appeal the wet finger case.
17:12Okay.
17:13Wow. Just like that?
17:14Yes.
17:15I thought I was gonna have to do a big speech. Can I do it anyway?
17:18I suppose.
17:20Ahem. Chickity China. The Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain. It starts chicken.
17:26Okay. See you Monday.
17:29Now, as you can see in Exhibit M, the wheel is exactly six inches from the curb, where the city
17:33alleges my client is 6.1 inches from the curb.
17:36Mr. Gum, is this really necessary?
17:38Time! Jury, may I direct your attention to the plaintiff who claims he did not pay his parking meter because
17:43he, quote, never carries change, when in fact he has a fortune of coins.
17:48Besides, it was after 8 PM when he parked.
17:51Leap days! When the city ordinance was drawn up, Nevada had yet to institute leap days, which means, relative to
17:56the date of implementation,
17:57it was Sunday, not Saturday, meaning parking was free.
18:01Pay no attention to my opponent! He's high on his love of illegal pornography!
18:06Order! Order! Please, for the love of God!
18:09Motion to cross-examine and defense!
18:11Fine. I don't care anymore.
18:12Mr. Gum, would you describe yourself as an expert in parking law?
18:16I've been talking about it for 11 hours.
18:19Then you know the difference between right and wrong.
18:21I believe in my client, I believe in the law, goddammit, I believe in this country!
18:25Is that the truth?
18:26Yes! And I can handle it! It being the truth!
18:29Then why do you, Lincoln Gum, yourself have an unpaid parking ticket?
18:34If you're lying about one thing, what else are you lying about?
18:38I rest my case, Your Honor.
18:40Yes! I have the record! I am God!
18:47If it isn't State Supreme Court Justice Eileen Evans, here to celebrate my record.
18:54No! I heard about this weird court case marathon. None of it is constitutional.
18:59All of these cases are officially mistrials, and I sentence you to death by beheading!
19:04No! My record! Also, I want to be alive!
19:09Holy shit, Sheila! You really got my ass!
19:12Only after you got mine!
19:13God! I feel incredible! We wanted to destroy you!
19:17I wanted to destroy you! With my mouth!
19:21Words... from my mouth.
19:23What do we do with all this energy?
19:26Well, got that out of the way.
19:27Yeah, good game. Good game.
19:32Sorry, I'm late. I had to stop off for some... refreshments.
19:36Your Honor, hasn't Mr. Blorgeman wasted enough of this court's time?
19:41No, she's right. I have been wasting time coming up with flashy stunts instead of helping my clients.
19:48Wet Finger isn't a bar, or a documentary, or a Mad Max Society of Alcoholic Children. No.
19:57It's a town full of people who matter. A town these casinos have turned into an ecological disaster.
20:07Please, first it's a bar, now it's a disaster site. Your Honor, people have been safely living in Wet Finger
20:12for months.
20:13Safe, huh? Well, then you wouldn't mind drinking a cup of their tap water.
20:18Not at all.
20:19Just a sec. Doctors recommend eight glasses of water daily.
20:30I can't.
20:31But I can.
20:41Your Honor, my best friend is a little kid, and she motivate me to come here and be a big
20:50man.
20:51Now, they thought my friend was in ISIS, but he's a good guy. He's a good...
20:59I'm so full of anger, law man. I want to kill my uncle and you.
21:10No, my pants hurt me. Why'd they hurt me?
21:15I love you guys.
21:18I hate you. I hate you.
21:27Help me. I just want pants.
21:34Can you open it to the guy?
21:37No! Look at me, Judge. I'm a walking catastrophe. I'm a human glimzaster.
21:45And any town that turns people into me is a crime against nature.
21:51He's right. No person should ever subject themselves to the risk of becoming like this man.
21:58Your clients have turned this town into an ecological glimzaster.
22:01I'm lifting the fines, the company must pay restitution, and I'm issuing a recommendation that FEMA intervene on this legally
22:09recognized disaster site.
22:11Yeah!
22:12So, yeah. Glem rules, actually. Also, I've been lying to you guys this whole time. I'm glad I'm his protege.
22:19We know. And now you have an arc. You're probably going to be the breakout character of this duck.
22:24God damn it!
22:24So, at first, we thought Glem was our savior. Then we thought he was a disgusting worm. But he's both.
22:33He's our disgusting savior worm.
22:36So, I completely ruined my reputation with that get drunk and act pathetic move. But I helped these people. I
22:43won by losing. Classic Glem.
22:47Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm pretty sure that booze water is still killing me.
23:01Another crazy day in court. Pretty cool move, huh? Getting the whole town turned into a bar, yeah? I feel
23:07like this is a slam dunk. And aye, caramba.
23:11Glem, what are you doing here? I thought the whole documentary thing was over.
23:15What? Just because you finished your thing, I automatically finish mine? It's been like two days. Nice genitals, SF.
23:22Oh, my God! Thank you.
23:54Take care.
23:54Nine, yeah.
24:18Send me that you count ab edges, please.
24:18Oh, my God!
24:20I have nothing!
24:21You're deÄŸiÅŸ seas.
24:22Ronald, Illinois
24:22Chirp.
25:20Chirp.
25:31Chirp.
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