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00:13You
00:14Yeah, these foods don't make me horny
00:40Oh
00:49Our marriage is safe
00:51Nevada grown dates open your mouth take them
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01:10Vegas television
01:11And it's because of these amazing sexual fruit mascot that we have the highest birth rates in the country the
01:16lowest divorce rates
01:17And live in a near-constant state of aggressive oneness
01:21I'll kill anyone you want
01:23Also, they promote local farmers or something. I don't know and for the first time in 30 years
01:28They finally redesigned the hot dates
01:32Oh, yeah, we've all seen that petition so now without further ado
01:37I hope everybody's up to date on their brand of condom or female condom or dental dam or latex gloves
01:43or wants to get pregnant or
01:45Doesn't care about STDs because here they are the new dates
01:50Oh
01:51Oh, what are they done?
01:53They're normal?
01:55Oh, wear whole selector clothes
01:57I'll never be horny again
01:59All right, y'all calm down now calm down y'all calm down, okay before we resort to violence
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02:34Come on a monitor, you know I love you, baby!
02:39Stop!
02:40Yes!
02:41I love you too!
02:51They changed Cunnilingo's name to Dr. Cunnilingo Phelps,
02:55an endocrinologist who loves opera music.
02:59Everyone knows Cunnilingo got inner ear damage
03:02from the Gulf War Special,
03:03and he didn't go to med school, he majored in ass.
03:06They're wiping away years of established canning.
03:09Sorry I'm late.
03:10I got stuck behind a crowd pulling down the Golden Statue of Cherise.
03:13They're already pulling down statues.
03:15We're only a few riot stages away from car flipping,
03:19and if Daddy don't flip one car a month, he gets fussy.
03:23Happy Riot Day, party people!
03:25Sorry I'm late.
03:26Tons of brawling out there.
03:27Oh, we gotta get out there!
03:29Trust me, Irene.
03:30No one's boiling with more secret pent-up rage over this than me.
03:34But we gotta do this first.
03:36The Las Vegas Bar Association sent all the firms a mandatory virtual HR seminar
03:40that we gotta get done by the end of the day.
03:43It says it's Old Vegas themed.
03:45Can't we do it later?
03:46Well, we could've if Glam hadn't used the box as an ottoman for three months.
03:50Now, if we don't get this done by EOD, they can take away our license.
03:54Why are there five headsets? There's only four of us.
03:57I finished organizing your pens by nip size, Mr. Gum.
03:59Ah! A haunted doll!
04:01No, sir. I'm actually just a nondescript young man.
04:04Kevin, the new paralegal.
04:06Kevin!
04:06I'm excited to get you onboarded.
04:09Do you like hamburgers and when athletes on opposing teams help each other off the ground?
04:13Do I?
04:14Almost as much as golden retrievers with red bandanas.
04:18Wowie!
04:21Careful!
04:22Look, are we doing this or what?
04:23There's a Sonata outside with a Doctor Who sticker that's just begging for it.
04:27We're doing this.
04:28Headsets on, everyone.
04:32Wow, Vegas-y. They really captured the gross.
04:37Ow!
04:38I...
04:39How do I not move?
04:41Ooh!
04:42Ladies and gentlemen, the Las Vegas Board of Human Resources presents to you
04:47a computerized amalgamation of all five personalities of the Rat Pack,
04:52the King Prince of the Board,
04:54old blue glass Joey Bishop-eyes himself,
04:57Rocco Prosecco!
04:59Oh, she'll write you up just for cracking wires.
05:03There's no quid for quo.
05:05Just some phones to sign.
05:07Oh, my lady, HR!
05:11Professional liquor crowd here tonight.
05:14I'd like to get your feedback on my performance.
05:17What button did you hit for that?
05:19Oh, never mind. Found it.
05:21If you're like me, you're probably wondering,
05:23why must Rocco exist?
05:24You see, folks, there never was a more toxic work family than the Rat Pack.
05:29So now it's members' consciousness to live between death and life inside a computer,
05:33singing songs to you good people.
05:37Oh, it's short for home run, but you can't go all the way.
05:41She says she'll protect you, but she really exists to safeguard the interests of the corporation.
05:45Oh, my lady, HR!
05:51Why is everything we do always so high concept and wacky?
05:55Why wouldn't it be?
05:56Tonight, old Rocco is gonna stress test your workplace for toxicity.
06:00Let's start with some Rat Pack-themed HR trivia.
06:04On a set of Ocean's Eleven, Frank Sinatra had his whole team hang Lewis' milestone
06:10out of a 14-story window when they tried to give more lies to Angie Dickinson.
06:14How good do you feel your team is at handling unexpected challenges?
06:19I think we manage pretty well.
06:20Ten out of ten, can we be done now?
06:22I should be out there rioting, like, you know, whichever nationality are best at rioting.
06:27Here are my guesses.
06:28Oh, gotta cut off that racial tirade and dock your two points, baby.
06:32How about the rest of you?
06:34You crooked cats run a humane workplace?
06:36I'm new here, but so far, everybody seems pretty respectful.
06:40Okay, well, doesn't seem very respectful to not tell your employees
06:44about some new guy you hired without their input.
06:46Can we not do this right now?
06:48I thought you'd be happy I brought someone in to pick up your slack.
06:52What slack? We're always busy.
06:54Maybe if you didn't keep working with every maniac off the street.
06:57Actually, this program can generate clip-like simulations
07:00and as it is your reference.
07:02Good, because I can think of several incredibly visual examples.
07:07I accidentally bought the kind of car that runs over my brother whenever he pisses me off.
07:12We need to sue Toyota and we need to sue my brother.
07:16We can help you.
07:17I want to sue my own penis.
07:19We'll take him down.
07:20So the casino is saying I can't keep my winnings
07:23because I'm actually two kids in a trench coat.
07:26Which is exactly what I want them to think.
07:28So why do you need us?
07:31Why, I want to sue my own penis, of course.
07:34Our specialty.
07:35Wow, that was upsettingly accurate.
07:38I'm scanning your brains.
07:41Well, me and Lincoln have been working together seamlessly.
07:44Oh, like how you wowed everybody at the fancy client's mixer.
07:48Folks, looks like we got another.
07:52Tell me, Miss Flumby, do you enjoy Tolstoy?
07:56Hell yes I do! Buzz, Woody, lots of Huggy Bear.
08:01Friggin' Slanky Dog!
08:03So I goofed one time.
08:06Well...
08:06A wonderful jest, Miss Flumby.
08:10But let's change gears.
08:11Do you enjoy Shoebert?
08:13Sheila, he needs to...
08:14Delbert's shoe is a character now?
08:17Ah!
08:17Dogbert's not gonna like that.
08:19Well, it's not like Irene's workplace etiquette is so amazing.
08:26Irene, is there a fire? What's going on?
08:28Whoa, you look so cool and grown up.
08:31I am so cool.
08:33Thanks to smoking cigarettes.
08:34But surely, looking cool is the only benefit smoking provides.
08:39Well, don't tell anyone.
08:41But cigarettes are also the secret to my huge muscles and perfect teeth.
08:45Wow! If I was a kid, I'd want to be just like you.
08:48I'll be right back.
08:49I'm just gonna go get extra smoke by having the rest of these inside an abandoned refrigerator.
08:56Okay, what Irene did in that clip was objectively perfect, but sometimes she's also bad.
09:02Well, all I can say is that as a male leader, I'm doing my best to foster a safe place
09:07for all my female employees to thrive.
09:11Ring-a-ding-ding! My HR programming awards you ten points for ham-fisted lip service.
09:18Speaking of lips, and fisting, and service, and ham, let's move on to the next question, which is about interoffice
09:25dating.
09:25The forbidden fruit of a boss's thigh or a male boy's foot, don't do it, yeah.
09:33Frank Sinatra had an affair with Humphrey Bogart's wife, Lauren Bacall, while old Bogey was dying of cancer.
09:40Are there any office romances that you need to disclose?
09:44Ew, obviously not.
09:46Well, technically, we've had sex.
09:49What?
09:50It just happened once, and it's really not a big deal.
09:56It's actually a huge deal.
09:58Now we have to dissect your entire sexual encounter in extreme detail right after this.
10:05There are ads?
10:06Oh, boy.
10:07I have to give a big presentation at work that'll really wow the boss,
10:12but all I have is a 20-minute video that quickly and concisely lays out the points I gotta get
10:17across.
10:18I'm fired for sure.
10:20Maybe not.
10:20What if I told you there was one company brave enough to make themed six-hour-long corporate virtual reality
10:26experiences?
10:27Man, this sucks!
10:29First Kevin exists, now I gotta watch a commercial to hear my uncle talk about his penis activities.
10:35Please!
10:36Good purpose of Las Vegas!
10:38Stop your looting!
10:39Please, you freaking old bastards!
10:40Stop it!
10:43God, jeez, they're looting already!
10:46Soon there won't be a single unflipped car in all of Las Vegas.
10:50All right, enough.
10:51I'm out.
10:53Why can't I get out of this thing?
10:55Because it's locked on your head, doll face.
10:57And it ain't coming off until you've completed the program.
11:01Did you not hear me crooning all the fine print?
11:03A premature exit from the game may cause seizures and diarrhea.
11:09.
11:09Minus one point!
11:12All right, you swinging cats.
11:14Let's get sexual.
11:20Again, we're not a couple.
11:22Also, Irene is 16.
11:24Taken care of, baby.
11:28There's no air?
11:29Oh, sure there is.
11:30So, tell us all how it started.
11:33Any pay-for-play?
11:34Any exchange of money, promises, or favors?
11:36Milk stuff?
11:37Are you a milk boy?
11:38We both got really worked up from doing like a hundred cases for a judge who got his head cut
11:42off,
11:42so we did what came naturally.
11:44It was the most normal thing in the world.
11:45And then it stayed normal.
11:47The end.
11:47Legally, I gotta see it.
11:50Ooh, Lincoln.
11:51Dirty rodents don't belong in a nice office building.
11:54What's an exterminator to do?
11:56Please, ma'am.
11:58Just make it quick and squash me.
12:00I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done,
12:03I'm done, I'm done.
12:15You've done work from this encounter.
12:16No.
12:16I was worried Lincoln might get weird, but he didn't.
12:19It was a one-time thing.
12:20Like when I one time had jacuzzi sex with Elvira, mistress of the night?
12:26Huh?
12:27Huh?
12:28They gotta be real ratch.
12:31Okay, if we're all done trying to trick ol' Rocco into generating porno, I've got good news.
12:39Oh, congratulations.
12:42Did you know?
12:43You mean about the two of them boinkin' their yoinkers?
12:46Of course.
12:46Yeah, it was kind of obvious.
12:48I'll kill you slow.
12:50Death thread minus sweaty points.
12:52Before we move on to team building,
12:54one more Rat Pack fun fact.
12:56Everyone just kind of went along with the way Frank Dino and the rest
12:59mistreated Sammy Davis Jr.
13:01How have you abused each other?
13:04Okay, then if nobody has any other complaints,
13:06we can move on to...
13:07Oh, I do!
13:07Me too!
13:09Me too.
13:10Clip!
13:11I did all this work to help Glem win,
13:13and he's hogging all the glory.
13:15That can't be true.
13:17Glem is the most humble man who ever lived.
13:20Congrats, Glem.
13:21You really did it.
13:23Oui.
13:24Oui? Really?
13:25Of course, oui.
13:27Oui meaning French for yes.
13:29I did it! I'm the best in the world!
13:32Ugh, Sheila!
13:34Stop getting your smut sent to the office!
13:36Why don't you just look at porn online?
13:37Because I...
13:38There's porn online?
13:39I gotta go!
13:40Irene, I gotta go!
13:41Porn's online!
13:42Not tell Lincoln I die!
13:46Oh, yeah!
13:47Irene, stop getting your smut sent to the office.
13:51What's up, Irene?
13:52It's me, Carter.
13:53Let's go play tennis, pal.
13:55Oh, my God, Sheila!
13:57For the millionth time,
13:58I won't be in your gender-swapped white chicks movie!
14:00Which, for some reason,
14:01you're calling White Chucks?
14:04Carter!
14:05There you are, man.
14:06Ready to go play tennis?
14:08I can't believe anyone even saw that piece of crap.
14:11White Chucks made $31 million opening weekend domestic-
14:13Also, it should clearly become-
14:14You're Carter!
14:14I was gonna make him best man at my wedding one day!
14:17I don't have a lot of male friends!
14:19Activity time!
14:22Boy, the parts of my amalgamated personality
14:25that are raging drunk sure are thirsty!
14:27Time to test your communication skills!
14:30My drink order will pop up here,
14:32and it's your job to work together to fill it.
14:35This is like that fun cooking game
14:36that I'm pretty sure caused my brother's divorce.
14:40Nope, no time for Kevin-Lore.
14:42Look, I know we're all a little annoyed,
14:44but can we just power through this
14:46so we can keep our business?
14:48Well, your time starts ring-a-ding now!
14:51Okay, Sheila, you take the salt rim station.
14:53Irene, you're on garnish duty.
14:55And Kevin, you take muddling.
14:57Help me!
14:59I know it looks funny, but this really hurts!
15:01Okay, we're gonna have to cover for Glem.
15:03Kevin, I need some blood oranges.
15:04Cover for me?
15:06Glem, all I do is contribute.
15:08Oh, okay.
15:09Let's go over your contributions for the last month.
15:12Glem, please just file the paperwork this time.
15:15Like I'm so easily distracted.
15:20Hey, I need that to look cool!
15:22I hope you're ready for several hours of fighting, crow!
15:26The old fish-out-of-the-window con.
15:31Glem.
15:33Glem friend.
15:37Glem.
15:42Glem, did you file that-
15:44What the hell?!
15:45Linky, don't panic, but I'm gonna need you to immediately start kissing my legs
15:48so they know you're not challenging my dominance.
15:51Oh, and tell me one way a law firm can't use an army of crows.
15:57Yeah, that's a great example of how much Glem rules.
15:59So what if he sucks at this game?
16:01It's not his fault he's so old and decrepit.
16:03I'm not old, Irene!
16:05I'm 63!
16:05That's Gen X!
16:07I was the original bass player in Bikini Kill!
16:10I don't know what Bikini Kill is!
16:12Neither did I, according to Kathleen Hanna.
16:15Okay, seriously, Irene, if anyone needs to listen to Bikini Kill, it's you.
16:19Secondly, we're trying to run a business.
16:20Yeah, Irene.
16:21You're a smart kid, but you still got some growing up to do.
16:24I mean, you still believe in Santa like three months ago.
16:26That was a blind spot.
16:27I am mature!
16:29Oh, really?
16:30No one has ever taken an interest in me like this.
16:33They all think I'm a freak.
16:36You're beautiful, inside and out.
16:40Go to prom with me?
16:42Again?
16:43Irene, please, stop making bets you can turn nerds into prom kings and queens.
16:47The last one is still crying outside.
16:50Irene!
16:51I got your favorite song!
16:53Love me!
16:55Why am I the one who gets called out?
16:57You old!
16:58Great news!
16:59Rent this month is covered.
17:07Son, you call that dancing with your future wife?
17:11Why can't you please women like your brother?
17:13I'm trying, Mommy!
17:16This is the best birthday ever.
17:19I know it's hard, Sheila, but cats can't live forever.
17:23But I wanted more time with little Overton Obie Wakefield Jones!
17:28Hello?
17:28Is this 92.9's Puzzmaster in the morning?
17:32Dammit, Charles!
17:33Told you not to call me during Double Price Friday fartstravaganza!
17:37I'm sure he wouldn't want you to feel sad.
17:40He loved you.
17:41Oh, great!
17:42So I'm failing him!
17:43Dr. Stink and boys, Rodney at 103.9 WGRP.
17:47The Grove?
17:48Yeah!
17:49Charles again!
17:51If it's any consolation, the machine we use to practice ignoring Glem is really starting to work.
17:58Charles, I swear to God!
18:00Wait, Dr. Stink!
18:01Don't have your...
18:02No!
18:05That...
18:05That does make me feel better.
18:07Can you pass me a tissue?
18:10Everyone steals tissues from the bank.
18:12You're just mad about me and your Uncle Yorkin' our boinkers.
18:14You think I can't handle knowing stuff?
18:16I'm the firm's investigator!
18:18I carry a legal handgun!
18:20I'm the only one who knows Glem's real name!
18:22And I hate that she won't tell me!
18:24Sheila had five other business partners before you!
18:28What?
18:28Oh, yep.
18:30She's been doing the magician slash creative director act all over town.
18:35Lincoln, you didn't really think you were my first, did you?
18:38I can't help being a sad sack white dude magnet.
18:40I put you on the sign.
18:42I thought what we had was professionally special.
18:45Don't project your sex feelings onto this.
18:47The sex was nothing.
18:49I mean, yes, I have to make myself fall in love with a person to have sex with them,
18:53but I literally do that all the time.
18:56Well, how about this?
18:57Maybe you're not the best boss I've had.
19:00You're a control freak too broken up about his dead mom to see how needy he is.
19:04News flash, dawg.
19:06We all have dead moms.
19:07Not me!
19:08Your mom's alive?
19:09Is she like 130?
19:10I'm the titular Hole from the band Hole.
19:14Oh, hey, cool cats.
19:15Whenever Lincoln falls asleep at his desk, Glem steals his plasma.
19:17Not to sell, just to look at.
19:19Fellas.
19:20Uncle Lincoln had an AI girlfriend on his phone until he wrote her a poem and she killed herself.
19:24Excuse me!
19:25What?!
19:25I just want to remind you that if you fail this challenge, you lose your license.
19:30I the hell with it.
19:32I don't care any...
19:36More.
19:36Well, the new guy managed to complete the challenge while you birds were squawking.
19:41Almost seems like that should disqualify you, but for some reason it doesn't.
19:44Congratulations on your great teamwork.
19:49Could you please return to your phones?
19:54Well, the car flipping is starting, so now I'm gonna have to wait till next month's riot.
19:59Let's just get this over with so I can never see these people again.
20:03Absolutely.
20:04Only like five or six more Rat Pack themed activities to go.
20:10Meatball!
20:11Meatball!
20:11Catania!
20:13Rat Pack loved to cap things off with a roast.
20:16But since this is a whole HR teamwork deal, it's a toast!
20:19Okay, go.
20:23I've got something to say.
20:25You people are clearly awful and I'm stuck with you for the next two academic terms.
20:30But you know who else you're stuck with?
20:32Family.
20:34And you all make each other crazy in a way only families can.
20:38Irene is hurt because she looks up to you all.
20:41Glem is clearly deranged, but he's smart.
20:44Like John Wayne Gacy, who, last time I checked, was a pretty talented clown.
20:49Lincoln, Sheila, we're clearly in love with each other.
20:53Go, Irene!
20:55God, thank you!
20:56See, this is why Irene's my favorite.
20:58Wait, um, what?
20:59You're my favorite.
21:00You're really smart and strong.
21:02It's like looking into a mirror.
21:04And little Lincoln, you're not my first business partner, but you're the only person who ever put me on the
21:09sign and let me be me.
21:11Dog Bird's not gonna like that!
21:14Yeah, he'd probably be like, Schuber can talk now? I'm Angry Bird!
21:19How untoward!
21:21Sorry. Here, have a cigar.
21:23Eat die pack, you fancy bitch!
21:26Aw, I'm sorry too, Sheila.
21:28I didn't say sorry.
21:30And I'm sorry, Glem.
21:32And Irene. This place would suck without you freaks.
21:35Now, what's really helpful to us is this figure that shows how many-
21:38Attention shoppers!
21:40In celebration of me figuring out we have a public address system in the office, for the next half hour,
21:44we'll be holding a sale on, uh, Lincoln's butt's poops.
21:50Okay. So anyway, this figure-
21:53Damn it, Irene! Piece of shit! You get one chance at a first PA joke and you blew it! This
21:57is why you have no friends your age. This is why Dad left. You don't deserve to live. You should
22:01just take Glem's gun and just do what you-
22:04Happy birthday!
22:06Gotcha!
22:08So, with all due respect, I think I'll bring my wife's wrongful death suit elsewhere.
22:12Irene, I do think of you as mature, which is why you're my investigator and not some disgusting intern. But
22:19I'm not gonna tell you when I have sex. That's weird. And not the fun kind of weird like Glem.
22:24Ahoy! Irene, take your time growing up. The adult world is full of hepatitis and crows and yeah, maybe you're
22:32part stupid, but you're far ahead of where I was when I was your age.
22:48The curse!
22:52I don't have anything nice to say about any of you and I think you all have drinking problems.
22:56Seven seconds left on the clock.
22:57Ah, fine!
22:58I love you all like a family and appreciate what each of you individually bring into my life, especially Glem,
23:02who I plan on stuffing and keeping in my basement after he dies, which will probably be soon.
23:06I'm younger than Colin Firth.
23:07That can't be right.
23:10Well, that was terrible, babies. But lucky for you, the score is just for fun and your grade is participation
23:16-based.
23:16Oh, eat a dick, Rocco Prosecco.
23:19Minus ten points!
23:22And now the end is nigh. No more games left to play. I hate a long goodbye. So instead, I
23:33will just say...
23:35I think the headset's just unlocked.
23:38Wait, please, before you leave, just show the computer!
23:40Please!
23:43I heard all the things you said about me.
23:45Yeah, huh? Did we miss the riot?
23:47Good news, Las Vegas! The hot dates have been restored to their horny, insensual former selves. And as an apology,
23:54they added a fifth one! It's named Rebunka! She's boy Sharice's aunt, and that does come into play!
24:08I'm sorry we missed it.
24:10Who cares? There's Rebunka now!
24:13So, now what?
24:14Well, I see one car left that's still upright out there.
24:24That's my car!
24:25Yeah!
24:52That's my car!
25:13Chirp.
25:53Chirp.
26:23Chirp.
26:24Chirp.
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