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00:10They call it, Magicians vs. Animals.
00:13It's a beloved stage show at the Sweet Babylon Casino, now in its 30th year.
00:18It started when magician Joe Milton was bitten by a rabbit during a routine hat pulling out of.
00:23The crowd loved seeing an animal injure a magician, and the footage sparked a media circus.
00:30You hear about this rabbit? Mauled a magician.
00:33Yeah, probably thought it was his mother-in-law.
00:36We're on a great show tonight, Lyle Menendez is here.
00:41The Casino saw the profit to be had, and over the decades, the show slowly evolved into the all-out
00:46grudge match between illusionists and apex predators we know and love today.
00:54Aha! Higher eggs! They're going down my throat!
00:59It's been an honor to run a show that gives exposure to up-and-coming performers and pissed-off animals.
01:13Magicians vs. Animals!
01:42Magicians vs. Eunuchty
01:47You know I love you, baby!
01:50Stop!
01:51Yeah!
01:53I love you too!
02:00That's my friend Sheila. I know her. She works here.
02:05Okay, but what do you think?
02:07Pretty obviously animal abuse, right?
02:09I mean...
02:10Come on, it's obvious! And it's corrupting children!
02:13On my way here, I saw kids stomping on frogs shouting,
02:17ta-da!
02:17As an advocate for animals,
02:19I cannot allow this show to exist for even one more decade.
02:22Well, killing animals on stage has been legal in Vegas
02:25ever since that famous prop comic glued all those birds together
02:29to create a fly ball.
02:31But there might be a way.
02:34Anything! No one else will take this case.
02:36You're my last choice.
02:38Wish people would stop saying that.
02:40Oh, here. Section 32A, paragraph 9.
02:43The Nevada Meat Council decrees,
02:45all commercially slaughtered animal meat must be sold and consumed.
02:49No meat may be wasted.
02:51That is an abomination unto carnito, the meat god.
02:55What does that mean?
02:56It means carnito willing.
02:58We're gonna win.
03:00Esteemed coworkers and Glem,
03:02we're gonna be the firm that takes down magicians versus animals.
03:07Lincoln, you don't know what you're doing.
03:10MVA can't be killed.
03:11Just walk away now and save yourself a world of pain.
03:14Sheila, I would take all this a lot more seriously
03:17if I could only see you from the shoulders up.
03:20I just came from a funeral!
03:23Also, if I pull off a case this big,
03:25I'll be more famous than Harrison Chalk,
03:28the lawyer who successfully sued the moon for making people wistful.
03:32There was a folk song about him in the 70s.
03:34They used it to torture terrorists.
03:37Do you support terrorists, Sheila?
03:39No! I...
03:40Fine. But forget the meat law thing.
03:43It's our best lead.
03:44It's a dead end.
03:46Look, they could literally kill me for telling you this,
03:48but they've been running an insurance scam for years.
03:51Every time a magician gets maimed,
03:53they charge insurance for expensive hospital stays
03:55but use cheap in-house medical care.
03:57And I would know.
03:58One of my fingers is actually a spray-painted gummy worm.
04:01Sheila, that's perfect.
04:02Meanwhile, Glem, you and Irene go dig on.
04:05No can do, boss.
04:07Got my license suspended.
04:09I gunned my car in reverse at a drive-through.
04:11They said it was a, quote, senior moment.
04:14Even after I explained,
04:16it was only because I was scared and confused.
04:19On brand.
04:20And you, Irene?
04:21You don't have your license?
04:22No.
04:23Driving is for old guys in jeans
04:25who want to go buy Cialis and red Fender Stratocasters.
04:28I swear to God, go to driving school
04:31and get your licenses.
04:33Not only do I need you to be able to drive,
04:36but I feel like if you aren't with me,
04:38you at least need to be doing something visually interesting.
04:43Get out of here.
04:48This is really gruesome.
04:50I know.
04:52Ah, my old stomping grounds.
04:54I say stomping grounds because...
04:56Because you stomped flamingos' necks or something.
04:58I've learned how you talk.
04:59Look, it's the Great Bargassi!
05:01Great!
05:01It's me, Sheila!
05:03No autographs.
05:05That was very rude.
05:07Nah, it's fine.
05:08We magicians gotta get pumped up for the killing hour.
05:12Oh, that means the show's about to start.
05:14Let's grab our seats.
05:18Uh, this doesn't look like the DMV.
05:20Yeah, that's because it isn't!
05:22The DMV's boring.
05:23I found us a way better place to get our licenses.
05:26The Autoverse?
05:28Yeah, I found it right after my, uh,
05:31grown-up asphyxiation message board changed its name.
05:35Ah.
05:36Hello.
05:37And welcome, new citizens, to the world's first and only fully immersive driving school experience.
05:43My name is F. Mileage Richards.
05:45Ever since I was a boy, I was drawn to the stage with dreams of Broadway.
05:50But fate and casting directors had other plans.
05:53So, when my untalented father passed away and left me his driving school, I did the only logical thing.
06:00Turn it into a fully immersive town full of actors to teach automotive skills to teenagers and alcoholics.
06:06Where I'm the mayor.
06:08At a normal driving school, when you make a mistake, you drive over a cone and learn nothing.
06:13But at the Autoverse...
06:17When you make a mistake, you live the beautifully performed consequences!
06:23Oh no!
06:24He was a doctor!
06:26And one day away from curing cancer!
06:28Reckless driving didn't just kill him, it killed billions!
06:32Holy shit, this is so stupid!
06:35Right?
06:35I knew you'd like it.
06:37Now, let's hear it for your mayor...
06:40Me!
06:41Thank you, me.
06:42And now I welcome thee.
06:44Into the Autoverse!
06:46That's it, baby!
06:48Let's go!
06:50Since time immemorial, man has sought to harness the dark secrets of magic to best his greatest
06:58enemy.
06:59Animals!
07:09Oh, yeah!
07:11This is what we came for!
07:13That's right!
07:14Ladies and gentlemen, happy 30th anniversary to magicians versus animals!
07:20Ha-ha!
07:23Ha-ha!
07:25Back Beast!
07:27Magic!
07:28To celebrate, we've got a few of cinema's famous magicians here to help out.
07:33Here comes Harry Potter, Gandalf, and Bernie Madon!
07:38You are the wizard of lies!
07:39The wizard of lies!
07:40The city almost!
07:41You shall not have!
07:43Hansi's come at home!
07:48Perfection.
07:49Here are your characters.
07:51Glem, from now on, you're John David Pressman.
07:55You're 47, have a wife, two children.
07:58You recently moved to our small town from the big city, and you're learning to drive for the first time.
08:02Got it.
08:03You've taken a drinking in the local tavern most nights, and you're just so full of this useless anger.
08:08You pick fights with stevedores that you have no intention of winning.
08:12Good for nothing, longshoremen.
08:13They only talk with their fists.
08:15Cool!
08:16Who am I?
08:17You're Milkman Joe.
08:19You recently got kicked in the head by a horse, and now you have to relearn how to drive, cook,
08:24everything.
08:26Even going to the bathroom?
08:28Especially going to the bathroom.
08:29And now, without further ado...
08:32Places, everyone!
08:33Places, you hacks!
08:36Welcome...
08:37To the Autoverse!
08:55Now this is an office to steal documents from. So atmospheric.
09:00I think they keep the forms in that filing cabinet.
09:02All right, but I want to savor this. Like, look at this messy desk.
09:08Pistol, a pint of whiskey, Sheila, I think I found your finger, and ooh, what's this?
09:13Invoices for the sale of meat to somewhere called Delicious Restaurant? Weird name.
09:20But also, maybe delicious.
09:22Sounds legit. Told you to meet things at that end.
09:25Meanwhile, stupendous. Insurance fraud city.
09:29Medical invoices all approved by a Gilbert Boar's head?
09:33That must be their guy on the inside. Dope work, Queen. Nope, sorry.
09:39Hold it!
09:46There are alleys in Vegas?
09:48You go right. I'll go left. We'll be back at the office.
09:56How much does he know?
10:01Excuse me, sir. The post office is about to close.
10:04And I need to mail my mother this box of medicine.
10:08Can you please parallel park my car for me?
10:11Oh, I see. Uh, no problem, good citizen.
10:15And you, young lady. Someone has kidnapped my infant son
10:18and said they'll kill him if you don't take this multiple-choice driving test.
10:23Ugh. Incredible writing.
10:26The trick of parallel parking is to first close one eye, and then...
10:32Oh, shit. One second.
10:35I-I-I just gotta...
10:37I don't know any of this.
10:40Runaway truck zone? What are you running away from, trucks?
10:43Gah!
10:45Uh, hey. My mother doesn't need the medicine that badly.
10:49Maybe we could all discuss the fundamentals of a textbook three-point...
10:53Shut up! I don't need you people.
10:56Irene, let's blow this snow horse town.
10:58But fog lights. Ten and two!
11:00Shut up, MPC.
11:02Glem, I got the medicine. Let's go trade it for weapons, eh?
11:05Woo! Let's go!
11:09Hell yeah!
11:11Here we are, at the address of Gilbert Boardshead.
11:18If you're here to kill me, guess what? I've already swallowed poison, moron.
11:23What? No! We-we just wanna ask you a couple questions.
11:26Oh, oh. Come on in.
11:31Let me guess, you're going after magicians versus animals.
11:35You're making a powerful enemy.
11:37Yeah, well, I only have powerful enemies.
11:41That was supposed to sound badass, but I-I just made myself scared.
11:45I knew this day would come. Scam was too perfect.
11:48Force magicians to fight exotic animals, stitch them up on the cheap, and pocket the insurance payouts.
11:53So you were their inside man, which I get. I've been inside a lot of men.
11:59Look, Gilbert, you can help bring this show down by testifying.
12:03And I can personally 100% guarantee you full immunity.
12:07Sheila, we can't offer-
12:08Deal, but I need protection. If anything happens to me, your case is dead. Dead!
12:15No! Our case! And this man's life, of course.
12:21Looks like your case is as dead as me. A guy who is dying.
12:27Uh, Lincoln? We've got problems.
12:29Oh, yeah. I was heating up the lean cuisine on a hot plate.
12:33Oh, no! My last words!
12:36We gotta go!
12:41One slice, two slice, pizza.
12:45Okay, we've robbed the fake bank, broken up five fake families, and won the fake Super Bowl.
12:50Man, this is an intricate driving school.
12:52Yeah, I wanna see if I can get someone to enter a murder-suicide pact.
12:57Hello, new citizens.
12:59I've heard you've really been making a name for yourselves in our little town.
13:04Um, might I ask, what do you do when you see this sign? And I remind you, your time in
13:09this town legally counts as your DMV requirement.
13:11This is governmental harassment!
13:13Yeah!
13:14Hey, everyone! Your mayor is a freakin' Gestapo man trying to make us talk about driving all the time!
13:21Yeah!
13:22I'm gonna say what we're all thinking! I should run this town!
13:27All hail John David Crossman!
13:30What do we do here?
13:32Do not break character. Make a motivated choice.
13:35As a failed dancer with authority issues, I say we overthrow the mayor?
13:42Take him away, Sheriff Milkman Joe!
13:46No! You'll all regret this!
13:49You're all committing so excellently, I am so proud of you.
13:52Let the wild rumpus begin!
13:56Okay, don't panic. I mean, sure, our only witness was just murdered in front of us, but maybe the insurance
14:03documents alone are enough to take these bastards down.
14:06Shit! The documents! I knew I forgot something!
14:09You left our evidence in the burning trailer?
14:12It wasn't burning yet! I know the rules of fire, Lincoln. I use it every day.
14:17I guess this is it.
14:18Not necessarily. I still have the receipts for the leftover animal meat.
14:23What?! You kept those?!
14:24I'm telling you, Lincoln, this meat thing is a dead end.
14:27And I know about meaty ends. I've been inside a lot of men.
14:31But look, every week they sell the exact same quantity of gorilla meat.
14:36Are you telling me they kill the exact same weight in animal meat every week? To the outs?
14:42Maybe! Carnita works in mysterious ways!
14:45It's the only lead we have left, Sheila. Are you with me on this case or not?
14:50Of course I am.
14:51Then drive to 739 Bubba Buivard in the Cornholio District. God, is everything in this town dumb?
15:00Bite your tongue! Staff Sergeant Byron Cornholio died defending your freedom!
15:06Look how empty it is around here. I mean, this place is obviously a front.
15:12Stop just saying things you heard on the wire!
15:18Sheeeeeeet...
15:21eeeeeeet...
15:23What the hell? It's completely empty. Is that... music?
15:28Lincoln, seriously. I have a really bad feeling about what will happen if we go in.
15:35Oink! Tweet tweet! The sound of a skunk.
15:40Samson? You're alive?
15:46Sheila, I... Why did you hit me? And why do I feel like my brain is doing... the problem?
15:55Cause you're concussed. And your brain is bleeding. Cause you couldn't leave it alone.
15:59Hey, wait! The gorilla! Sam... Olten. He was doing spaghetti instead of graveyard. Why?!
16:06Because no one's killing the animals. They live better than you and me!
16:11Delicious Restaurant was just a cover for Meat Law.
16:14So Magicians vs. Ambanals is...
16:16Fake! It's all fake. The greatest trick in Vegas.
16:20And if people found out the show wasn't really killing animals, it'll all come crashing down.
16:25So when they found out you were poking around, they tapped me to lead you down the wrong path.
16:30I invented a whole fake insurance scam because I knew a conspiracy like that was pure Lincoln bait.
16:35Like a picture of Emily Blunt playing Settlers of Catan.
16:38That game's fun and she has a stern beauty.
16:41I hired Lunch Meat to play the heavy to chase this out of the office.
16:44And to play THE Gilbert Boar's Head, I hired also Lunch Meat. He's very affordable.
16:50Then I faked his death and destroyed the fake evidence.
16:53And you named him Gilbert Boar's Head cause that's a Lunch Meat word.
16:58No. It's because Gilbert Boar's Head is an anagram of big-hearted labors.
17:03And I dig this big-hearted labor to protect the show I love.
17:06But we're... business friends.
17:09You mean partners. Partners listen when one of them says,
17:14Hey man, leave this alone. Just trust me.
17:16No one would have got hurt and a bunch of endangered animals could keep eating their $50-a-plate spaghetti
17:21lunches.
17:22Now I gotta kidnap your dumb precocious Harriet in the spy ass until this trial's over.
17:26$50? For pasta?
17:29That's what you're shocked by?
17:30Well, Ski-Lo, a partner could have just told me about the gorillas and restaurants
17:36and I would have dropped the whole thing. But instead, you did it secret.
17:41Seems like you're still more of a magic guy than my fellow law-scateer.
17:47I may be concussion, but I know that much. And I know one other thing.
17:57Oh!
17:57Ha! Even with blood brain, I'm the smart one!
18:01Pizza party!
18:01I'm gonna tell everyone the truth and kill your dumb animal show and also up yours.
18:08I don't know which way to go, but still up yours.
18:11Pizza, Bethany.
18:17Your mayor will hear your complaints now.
18:22Lord John David Pressman, we are so hungry.
18:25Might we please venture out of the town for food?
18:28And if we should arrive at a four-way intersection of the...
18:30Next person who tries to teach me about driving spends an hour in the car of bees!
18:36Please, no. There's bees in there and they sting you.
18:40Yeah, well then anger not the mighty John David Pressman lest you end up like your former mayor.
18:49Uh, hey, nonny-nonny and a nonny-nonny-hey.
18:52Oh, what a fool I am this day!
18:55Enough! Begone, all of you!
18:58I must confer with my Sheriff Milkman Joe.
19:02Your Excellency. So here's the deal.
19:05My secret milkman police are rounding up dissidents and re-educating them to take left turns without signaling.
19:12Get him, Milkman Joe!
19:14But I want to go bigger!
19:15I think we can conscript the whole town into an army and expand our kingdom into the Meow Wolf art
19:19experience next door.
19:21I'm gonna take mean Oberlin grad for the war husband.
19:25Let's see how keen their sense of whimsy is after building me a pyramid to die in.
19:30Man, I'm so glad I came here with you and not a normal adult.
19:34Come on, let me show you the catapult I'm building.
19:41Ah, come on.
19:43Dammit. How do I freaking do this?
19:51Irene, we gotta stop.
19:53What?
19:53Look, this ain't healthy.
19:55You're growing up.
19:57And that means doing stuff that doesn't come easy right away.
20:00I'm getting old, which means stuff that was easy isn't anymore.
20:05I mean, we've been doing autoverse shenanigans to avoid facing it.
20:09We gotta knuckle down!
20:11Get our driver's licenses!
20:13Okay?
20:15Can we still deploy an army of Milkmen to destroy an art collective?
20:19Of course!
20:21I'm not Hitler!
20:30Magicians vs. Adelos!
20:35Hey, there's Sheila.
20:37Rehearsing with Rodney, Screamy, and some ants we call the boys.
20:41Say hi, Sheila.
20:44Alright guys, tonight we try Sheila's new car drop kill.
20:48It's risky, but I believe in you all.
21:00Sheila's car drop was a hit.
21:02She'll be gunning for your job soon.
21:05Yeah, sure.
21:07Sheila has her place, and it ain't running the show.
21:10We'll use her up and she'll move on just like all the other Sheilas.
21:28You gotta believe me, it's all fake.
21:32The animals love it.
21:34The gorilla gets spaghetti, and boar's head is lunch meat.
21:38Your honor, my lawyer is, I don't know, dying?
21:41I'm gonna allow this.
21:43But watch yourself, Mr. Gum.
21:45My daughter's stupid recital only lasts another 30 minutes,
21:48and then I might not be so patient.
21:51The big shadow man's head was fake, and he chased me.
21:54He chased me bad.
21:56Sheila Flambe, Mr. Gum's partner.
21:59And I have some evidence to introduce.
22:01Sheila, don't do this.
22:03You're a magician.
22:04I'm a lost guitar.
22:06Your honor, I don't know what this evidence is,
22:10or why the light bulbs are screaming,
22:13but I trust her.
22:14Whatever this is, it's important.
22:17Plus, it's got animals wearing clothes.
22:21Like people?
22:22Overruled!
22:23This is the truth about what goes on
22:26at Magicians vs. Animals.
22:33They're nice to the animals?
22:36I wanna die!
22:38We're ruined!
22:39Well, Mr. Gum, you accuse the defendants
22:42of violating meat law, one of our most sacred institutions.
22:46Then, instead of making your case,
22:48you prove that no animals are being harmed,
22:51no meat is being wasted,
22:52and possibly gorillas are being fed spaghetti.
22:55I dismiss this case,
22:57and find Mr. Gum in contempt
22:59for wasting the court's time
23:00one weekend in the B-car!
23:05Where am I going?
23:06Somewhere good?
23:07Sheila Flambe,
23:09you've made a very dangerous enemy.
23:11Nuh-uh.
23:12You only know how to fake kill things.
23:14Come on.
23:14The great Barghese has his place,
23:16and it ain't running a show.
23:18What are you, referencing something I said in the past?
23:21I don't remember everything I've ever said.
23:23Up yours!
23:24Yeah, up yours!
23:26Hi, Sheila.
23:27Sorry about the face sand.
23:29I'm glad we're still business friends.
23:33I could pick you up on Monday!
23:35So you, you get what you want?
23:37Well, you destroyed a show
23:39that was pampering its animals,
23:41and now I heard they're just gonna
23:43dump them on the street.
23:44Uh-huh.
23:45But you wanted the show killed,
23:46and you got it.
23:47So that'll be $20,000.
23:49Make the checkout to Gum and Flambe.
23:53Mr. Mayor, I believe this belongs to you.
23:57If you'll allow us, Milkman Joe and I
24:00would like to stay in your town
24:01and learn to drive safely and responsibly.
24:05Yeah, you're both banned for life,
24:06and I called the cops 90 minutes ago.
24:08You fool!
24:09My loyal Milkman cops would never betray me.
24:13His fist smells like punched drywall!
24:15He's a real cop!
24:16Run!
24:24Okay, ease off the clutch
24:26and start to press the accelerator.
24:29Great!
24:30Now start driving directly towards
24:32the barricade of actors trying to block us in.
24:35Yeah, they'll move.
24:37Good.
24:38Now straight through the fence,
24:39into the desert,
24:40the cops will be looking on the road.
24:44Oh!
24:45Don't forget your seat belt.
24:50Oh!
24:51Ah!
24:52Feet!
24:53Mahle!
24:54Good time!
25:01Ah!
25:05Starts with the sauce,
25:06the color of blood.
25:07They laid down their lives
25:08to protect and serve us.
25:09That dough.
25:10Needed and proved
25:11like they proved their love
25:12for the red, white, and blue.
25:13Patriots!
25:14Never forget, the cost of our freedom was paid with death
25:17Now I'm free to party, having fun with my friends
25:19Give me ooey gooey cheesy pizza parties till the end
25:22Having fun, pizza party, good times
25:30Having fun, pizza party, good times
25:40Don't want a hamburger, or a bunch of fries
25:45When I'm hanging with my buddies, all I want is that pizza pie
25:48Don't want a nachos, or a nacho cheese
25:53Chirp
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