00:00Je veux dire que vous savez pourquoi vous êtes ici.
00:02Oui !
00:03Dans ce domaine, tous les bets sont off.
00:05C'est difficile.
00:06Amy Schumer.
00:07Oh !
00:08La vérité, c'est la vérité.
00:09La vérité, c'est la vérité.
00:10Wow, c'est la vérité avec la vérité.
00:12Je veux vous montrer, avec ce spread,
00:15comment vous l'aisez votre husband.
00:17Quoi ?
00:17La vérité, c'est la vérité.
00:20Je pense que c'est la vérité.
00:21Je pense que c'est la vérité.
00:23Oh, mon Dieu, c'est la vérité.
00:25Non !
00:29Oh !
00:29Il y a un gapéing butthole.
00:33Je ne pense pas qu'il me dit.
00:34Ok, Eric, c'est votre turn.
00:36C'est un peu comme ça et gross.
00:38Ça et gross est très populaire.
00:40Wes, aussi knowne à Diplo.
00:42Ah, c'est bon.
00:42Truth ou dare ?
00:43Dare.
00:44Je disais dare.
00:44My first thought was dip your balls in the margarita
00:47et finish the rest of it.
00:48You're so highbrow.
00:50Je veux dire.
00:50Vous avez de vous montrer.
00:51Oui, vous pouvez.
00:53Vous pouvez y aller et hide.
00:55Oui, vous avez de vous montrer.
00:56Oui.
00:57Oui.
00:57Jack, vous avez de vérifier.
00:59Je ne sais pas.
01:00Je ne sais pas.
01:00Il s'envoie.
01:02Oui.
01:04Oui.
01:05Vélication.
01:05Il s'envoie.
01:07Il s'envoie.
01:08Il s'envoie.
01:09Il s'envoie.
01:10Oui.
01:12Oui.
01:14Oui.
01:15Oui.
01:16Oui.
01:16Oui.
01:16Il s'envoie.
01:18Il s'envoie.
01:19Il s'envoie.
01:19Oui, oui.
01:21On se voit.
01:22Il s'envoie.
01:22Oui.
01:22Je ne sais pas.
01:23Des ne sais pas.
01:23Il s'envoie.
01:24Oui.
01:36Non.
01:36C'est parti !
01:37C'est parti !
01:42C'est parti !
01:43C'est parti !
01:43Je suis un autre man.
01:46Je suis aussi un autre man.
01:48Bob !
01:49Je suis pour un dare !
01:52Show us, avec cette Evianne bottle,
01:55Ok !
01:55C'est parti !
01:56C'est parti !
01:59Ok !
01:59Ok !
02:02Ok !
02:03C'est parti !
02:05C'est parti !
02:08We can learn from this !
02:10I'm learning !
02:12Yes, Bob !
02:14Ok, c'est Max's turn !
02:15I feel sick, I feel like I'm going to throw up !
02:18Ok, mine is Kate Verlant.
02:20True !
02:21Ok, if you could pick one person at the table
02:24to have 12 hours of sex with...
02:2712 hours ?
02:28And ?
02:29After, you have to go to a spaghetti dinner and disco.
02:32Yes !
02:33All with the same person ?
02:34Yeah, so you pick one person to go down on,
02:36go around town, have 16 hours of sex, disco, and spaghetti.
02:39This was 12.
02:40Only at 16 hours ?
02:42It's too easy, I'm sitting at a table with Madonna.
02:46I feel so honored.
02:48I love spaghetti.
02:49You can't eat spaghetti unless my mom's like...
02:51Well, she could be in the other room.
02:54Truth or Dare ?
02:55Yeah !
02:56Yes !
02:57The dare is to create our original photo from the sex book
03:03with you and Wayne and Jack and Madonna.
03:07Everyone against the wall !
03:08He's a director, let him do his thing.
03:10Is it everybody ?
03:11Oh, I wasn't even invited !
03:12I'd like you guys to feel it a little bit, to show me...
03:16Show you what ?
03:17Not the downward dog.
03:18There you go.
03:18I'm drawn to Madonna, obviously.
03:20Okay, so then we build from there.
03:25All right.
03:26Okay.
03:27Wayne on the other side.
03:29Wayne, grab them pitties.
03:30Oh my God !
03:32Here we go !
03:33For a dream, ass to ass.
03:35Everybody, if you can't see the camera,
03:38the camera can see you.
03:39Hold on, here we go.
03:41I think we did it.
03:42La la la !
03:43Got it !
03:45You know what, I have one.
03:47Madonna.
03:48Yeah.
03:48I dare you.
03:50Mm-hmm.
03:50To do a world tour and play your greatest motherfucking hits.
03:56Okay.
03:56Four decades.
03:57Yeah, bitch.
03:57As in 40 years.
03:59Yes.
03:59As in all those songs.
04:01Fuck yeah.
04:02We're talking like a virgin.
04:04We're talking like a virgin.
04:05We're talking like a virgin.
04:05We're talking like a virgin.
04:07We're talking tropical on the island breeze.
04:08All of nature wild and rain.
04:11This is where I'd love to be.
04:14La isla bonita.
04:16Wait, hold up.
04:17That's a lot of songs.
04:18That's a lot of songs.
04:19That's a lot.
04:20You think people would come to that show?
04:21I'll be there.
04:22Well, I'll be there.
04:23Are you kidding me?
04:24Oh yeah.
04:25I'm there.
04:25There?
04:26Okay, so the answer is...
04:28Fuck yeah.
04:30Yeah!
04:31Woo!
04:32Woo!
04:32Woo!
04:36Madonna, roll score!
04:37Madonna, roll score!
04:39Oh my God!
04:40Oh my God!
04:43Oh my God!
04:43Oh my God!
04:43Oh my God!
04:44Hey, hey, hey!
04:45Come on, bro!
04:49Eighties.
04:50Nineties.
04:51Two thousands.
04:52Four decades of music avec moi.
04:55M-L-V-C.
04:56Welcome to the party, bitches.
04:58Well, if they need a check-up.
04:58You know, I'll give them a check-up.
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