00:00Once upon a time, there was a man named Damien.
00:04Ruby, I've got a high priority project for you.
00:07You cannot legally make me break up with one of your girlfriends again.
00:10He was an arsehole.
00:13Fortunately, this story is also about a woman named Alex.
00:16Are we meeting up later at the pub for happy hour?
00:18Oh wow, I think my happy hour days might be long behind me.
00:22Oh, I wasn't inviting you.
00:25The clients want to increase their female market share.
00:28Above all, women just want to feel heard, right?
00:30I think they want to be heard.
00:31Alex, I'm in the middle of an idea, but it's so good to have you in the room.
00:34I really appreciate it.
00:36God, what a punchable face.
00:42There you go.
00:44Can you tell us what happened, though?
00:46You on any medication? The pill?
00:48The pill?
00:49Look after that pretty face, alright?
00:50What?
00:52Ruby, give me an ice pack.
00:54Shall I pick up your dry cleaning as well?
00:56She's a lady.
00:57Damien, what are you doing in my office?
00:59What are you talking about?
01:00This is my office.
01:01Damien, who are you?
01:02Don't laugh at me.
01:03What is this?
01:04Jesus.
01:05Good lord, he needs to knock one out.
01:07Mm-hmm.
01:09This is not my house.
01:10Now both theatres prefer.
01:12I spelled my joke.
01:15Whose fucking cat is this?
01:17She's a lady.
01:18Women are in charge here.
01:20What?
01:20It's a smile.
01:21Where the hell am I?
01:23Hey, Damien.
01:24Hmm?
01:26That's my girl.
01:27How do I get out of here?
01:29You make a change.
01:31But she always knows her place.
01:32She's got style, she's got base.
01:35She's on me.
01:35Stop!
01:36Amongst these gems is the premier testicle bra.
01:40They'll make your little fellas fly.
01:42Take me back!
01:45Shit!
01:47You stole my job.
01:49You need to relax.
01:52I'm just getting started.
01:54You see the plumbly man?
01:55He wants to sit at the big girl's table.
01:58If the board had any balls, I'd be the CEO of mine.
02:00He had any balls.
02:01The delicate sacks that dangle from your body with the slightest tap sends you weeping to the ground.
02:06Yes.
02:07She's a lady.
02:09Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
02:12Can you change your tie?
02:13Non, je suis un homme.
02:17FATHERFUCKER!
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