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Ullu Web Series

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00:01If it feels like you, today I will break it down.
00:06I'm so sorry, but today I will speak to you.
00:10If you're Honey Singh's song, I'm Eminem's rap.
00:13If you're a survivor, I'm a Google Map.
00:16If you're an archive file, I'm a Win.R.R.R.
00:20If you're a 200cc, I'm a Mahindra Thar.
00:24And, and, and
00:25Oh, oh.
00:26Oh, oh.
00:50Raksha.
00:53Amazing Poetry.
00:55I mean, amazing. You nailed it.
00:58Boss, let's do one more.
01:01Thanks, I mean.
01:02Thank you for such a sweet.
01:10Rakshita hates me Kartegya.
01:14Remember, you got Quack Quack after?
01:18Your college junior?
01:25Bring in one of my T-shirts.
01:27So it smells like...
01:29By the beginning, he said love you to the moon and back.
01:32Back off?
01:33You left your relationship two years.
01:35Friend zone, you're ready for two years.
01:37I mean, one way of love is a relationship, right?
01:42But there's nothing to me, man.
01:44I mean, it's like my jawline.
01:45Look at this.
01:48Desperation.
01:50Desperation hits your head.
01:52Your head and your eyes are filled with thirst.
01:54How are you, Salih?
01:55You have to do a job.
01:56You have to do my body too.
01:58Come on.
01:59If you're old enough, you'll have to give it.
02:01If you're a plastic surgeon,
02:03then when will you change your body?
02:06Naman, tell me, Naman.
02:10I'm very sorry, brother.
02:11The player sucked guy.
02:14You replace the emotion and desperation
02:15with a straight face.
02:18Sometimes you talk a lot.
02:20Attitude.
02:21Attitude.
02:22Attitude.
02:25You're a college junior?
02:30Now it's getting a bit awkward.
02:34You invited me to meet...
02:35Krithika.
02:35No.
02:36It's Kartigya.
02:38Sorry.
02:39Krithagya.
02:40Hi.
02:41Krithagya nahi, Kartigya.
02:43It's very confusing.
02:44I'll call you K.
02:46K?
02:47Okay.
02:49So...
02:49Shall we?
02:51Yeah.
03:02It works.
03:04Krithika, 24.
03:06This is my college junior.
03:07It's the most cute thing in the fashion society.
03:10It's the whole college color of interest.
03:13Look, she loves poetry.
03:16She's working with her heart emojis.
03:18I'll send the vibrating emojis.
03:21Attitude.
03:22Sakti.
03:26And call her at her event.
03:28And impress her.
03:31Sakti.
03:32In the bass language.
03:43Sakti.
03:44Hi senior.
03:44Hi.
03:46Small world huh?
03:48You know what?
03:48You were my college senior.
03:50Okay.
03:51So, how's life?
03:54It's okay.
03:56I've studied bio and profile like.
03:59Oh, I was going to dislike it.
04:02Okay, then why did you like it?
04:04What did you do?
04:05Mungli Fisal.
04:08So, do you play poetry?
04:11Yes.
04:13So, when are you going to sing your poetry?
04:18Pursu.
04:195 PM Turquoise Cottage.
04:21Okay, cool.
04:22We'll see you there.
04:24Of course we'll.
04:28No.
04:28No.
04:28No reply.
04:30Sakti.
04:32Sakti.
04:32Sakti.
04:33Sakti.
04:34Boss, one biryani.
04:36One drink.
04:38One drink.
04:38That's it.
04:40Oh.
04:41You can order it.
04:42Sakti.
04:43Now, I realized that I didn't feel hungry.
04:47So, I'm good with water.
04:50Water is good.
04:50It keeps you hydrated.
04:52And how will I start conversation?
04:52If you focus on eating, he will do it himself.
04:58Change it.
04:59Anyways, you have changed a lot.
05:02Three years, your poetry, personality.
05:06Me change?
05:07I don't think so.
05:09You change me, but.
05:11Well, not that I remember how you were in college, but.
05:13I guess.
05:17Scribble Day, everyone wrote me in my t-shirt.
05:19Please be the same.
05:21So, you won't get to know yourself.
05:25Good joke.
05:26I have to try stand-up.
05:27You've been sitting.
05:34Isn't it weird?
05:34You're weird.
05:35We've never talked about anything in college.
05:37And we're getting on a date right now.
05:39What's weird?
05:41It's a casual dating.
05:43I don't want to go out.
05:44I can go out on a date.
05:45Bill is split.
05:46And we have a company.
05:48Surely?
05:49You mean, you're casual dating.
05:52You've never been in a serious relationship?
05:54It was.
05:54But it was very toxic.
05:56Why?
05:57I love you.
05:57Good morning.
05:58Take care.
05:58I love you more.
06:00Waste of time.
06:00Waste of creativity.
06:01Plus, nothing fresh.
06:03Leave it alone.
06:03Leave it alone.
06:04Do you have a refresh button in life?
06:07Like, if you're stuck in a loop,
06:08then hit it like.
06:09Or reset?
06:11Why do you have to reset?
06:11Reset?
06:12So, in life, there will be toxicity.
06:14So, Raksha, it's not necessary
06:15that every person will take us with you.
06:17If you don't have a misunderstanding,
06:19you will not get a misunderstanding.
06:20If you're affected,
06:21there will be trust issues.
06:22And if all of these are right,
06:23then no one will be missing from insecurity.
06:25Don't you think it's important that-
06:27Don't you think it's important that-
06:27Don't pass.
06:35Got it.
06:37I'll open it.
06:38Sit.
06:40Shakshita, I don't mean to disrespect you.
06:42It's just that we are poles apart.
06:44I was looking for a connection,
06:46but it's missing.
06:48I'll just take a leave.
06:50But it was really nice meeting you.
06:57Today's poetry was really good.
07:01Just keep up the good work.
07:03And all the best.
07:05I'm so sorry.
07:06Thanks, Kay.
07:09I'll get rid of this.
07:12I'll get rid of this.
07:14Why, I want to spend more time with you.
07:18You'll never go away,
07:19but she won't go away.
07:22Look at the mother's kindness.
07:24Did you do it?
07:27Do you have any?
07:30What happened, yaar?
07:31Everything was so cute, it was a perfect date.
07:34Come on, K.
07:35Shakshrit.
07:36Man, our opinions are very different.
07:40And it's just that I tried to start a conversation with a lot of efforts.
07:46But you were already so emotionally detached or disinterested.
07:52Anyways, leave us.
07:55I'm really sorry, man.
07:57I'm not emotionally detached.
07:58My feelings are inside me.
07:59I was scared by expressing myself.
08:02But why?
08:04Fear of rejection.
08:07I left my life forever.
08:10So clearly, I don't like anyone.
08:13And what is the fact?
08:15You were my crush since college days.
08:18Manjandani, DL9C, AB54255.
08:21Hostel, 2nd floor, room 322.
08:23But I didn't even tell you.
08:26So what was in the room?
08:28He was just a little bit of a loan.
08:31I'm actually very sensitive.
08:33And I'm very hurt by rejection.
08:36But with rejection, everyone is scared.
08:38I also feel.
08:39My fear is a little bit.
08:41I know.
08:42But I'm not pretending.
08:43This is me.
08:43This is what you're talking about.
08:46And you said you had to reset the button.
08:49Let me reset the date.
08:55I'm scared.
08:56I'm not pretending.
08:59I'm not pretending.
09:00I'm not pretending.
09:00I'm just kidding.
09:05I'm not pretending.
09:12I'm really pretending.
09:12I'm going to drink water
09:43When you saw her in that dress
09:46When your heart is beating fast and you're sweating
09:49And you can't stop looking at her smile
09:52Then you've been in love
09:54That's how you know you've been in love
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