A magical fairytale takes a wildly unexpected turn when an innocent young woman crosses paths with the mysterious “Snow White” — only to discover that the legendary beauty hiding in the castle is actually a charming young man.
As secrets unravel inside the enchanted kingdom, the two are forced into a hilarious and heart-fluttering adventure filled with royal conspiracies, forbidden magic, jealous rivals, and unexpected romance. What begins as confusion quickly turns into irresistible chemistry neither of them can deny.
OMG! My Snow White Is a Man! is a fun fantasy romance short drama packed with comedy, gender disguise twists, magical fairytale vibes, sweet romance, and unforgettable characters. Watch the full movie with English subtitles now!
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As secrets unravel inside the enchanted kingdom, the two are forced into a hilarious and heart-fluttering adventure filled with royal conspiracies, forbidden magic, jealous rivals, and unexpected romance. What begins as confusion quickly turns into irresistible chemistry neither of them can deny.
OMG! My Snow White Is a Man! is a fun fantasy romance short drama packed with comedy, gender disguise twists, magical fairytale vibes, sweet romance, and unforgettable characters. Watch the full movie with English subtitles now!
#OMGMySnowWhiteIsAMan #FantasyRomance #ComedyDrama #ENGSUB #ShortDrama #FairytaleRomance #GenderSwap #MagicKingdom #RomanceComedy #DramaMovie #FullMovie #TrendingDrama #FantasyLoveStory #RoyalRomance #FairytaleDrama
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00:04sorry i what's got you so focused you forgot how to walk
00:10get back i give it back beg me
00:20get off me nerd
00:27don't laugh shut the hell up
00:39go pick that ball up or i'm gonna make you regret it
00:50let him go oh come on marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:56only i get to bully him
01:01touch him again and i'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:07you okay mind your own business he's right this is all your fault and now you're acting like some
01:12hero marcus listen to me the person i hate most in this world is you
01:22lucas i bully you because i fucking like you
01:31lucas you're home i made you your favorite hot cocoa
01:35spare me the fake nice i know what you're doing
01:38you you know you're trying to win me over but let me make this clear
01:42you will never be the lady of this house
01:48what the hell is that were you trying to poison me
01:58your father won't marry me because of you if you're alive i'll never inherit his fortune
02:04so i have to get rid of you if my dad finds out you tried to hurt me
02:09he'll never marry a psycho like you too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:14die
02:21marcus what are you doing here i came down the chimney
02:24lucas i need to explain why i mess with you
02:42let go of me
02:55okay either i'm dead or i blacked out at a renaissance fair
02:59what are you a flying paper cut
03:02ah our prince charming is finally awake
03:04i am the guardian sprite of fairy tales
03:06you awaken me so i brought you into this storybook
03:12oh my god
03:14i look like a rejected disney extra
03:17why am i dressed like prince chanam's cousin who sells essential oils
03:21how can i leave this ridiculous place
03:25your highness
03:26the king commands you to depart at once to marry the princess snow white of the neighboring kingdom
03:30snow white
03:31absolutely not
03:32i'm gay
03:33i'm not about to drag some innocent girl into a straight marriage starter pack
03:37that's emotional terrorism
03:40you have got to be kidding me
03:42good morning
03:43princess snow white
03:45sleep well
03:46i'm a guy
03:46do you see the stubble
03:47the adam's apple
03:48the entire male anatomy package
03:50hmm
03:51yeah that's
03:52not supposed to happen
03:54okay
03:55looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:57let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support
04:01oh great
04:02so how long is the wait time
04:04three business centuries
04:04why won't this thing come off
04:07i want men's clothes
04:08pants
04:08a hoodie
04:09literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in
04:11can't
04:12your character is snow white
04:14snow white has a dress
04:15it's
04:15in the contract
04:16i never signed anything
04:17you did
04:18you just didn't read the terms and conditions
04:20like everyone else
04:22look
04:23you got unlimited dresses
04:24fresh options daily
04:26it's basically princess netflix
04:31no
04:31no no no stop
04:33all right
04:34ready to meet your prince charming
04:36he'll be here soon
04:37to marry you
04:39what
04:39i'm straight
04:40i don't like men
04:41tell me how to get out of this nightmare
04:43easy
04:43you just have to truly fall in love with prince charming
04:46you're insane
04:49you inherited your father's heroic masculinity
04:53um princess the queen request your presence
04:59what is it
05:01oh my god lucas
05:03you're snow white
05:06this is amazing
05:07the evil queen
05:09yeah
05:09that tracks
05:11you're dressed like a walking jewelry store
05:13afraid people might miss how greedy you are
05:15oh my dear lucas
05:17in here i'm the queen
05:19i have everything
05:21and honestly
05:22i'm in love with this place
05:24and you
05:25are the key back to reality
05:27so if i want to stay here
05:30i'll have to kill you
05:32you're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom
05:37yes your majesty
05:38he's the infamous hunter nicknamed
05:41mr alpha male
05:42i hate women
05:43especially women prettier than me
05:45so snow white the most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
05:52leave your snow white to me
06:06die snow white
06:13snow white is a man
06:16a man and he's hot
06:20who the hell are you
06:23i'm your
06:25secret lover
06:26snow white's taste is a felony
06:28i get it
06:29you're the queen's assassin
06:31she sent you to kill me
06:32she told me to eliminate you
06:34she just forgot to mention you're a man
06:36and exactly
06:38my type
06:39i've changed my mind
06:41a face like yours
06:43i couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:47you don't come any closer
06:48the entire palace is under the queen's control
06:51she won't stop until you're dead
06:53but i can protect you
06:55whether you come with me
06:56is your choice
06:58you
06:58protect me
07:00that's right
07:00i'm the coldest killer alive
07:03mr alpha male
07:05he actually let that little trot escape
07:08issue a kingdom-wide manhunt now
07:12a princess with an adam's apple
07:14chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot
07:18for the last time i am not marrying snow white
07:20i only want lucas
07:21your highness
07:22bad news
07:23snow white has gone missing
07:25missing
07:26perfect
07:27this snow white has a suspicious amount of testosterone
07:30wait
07:31snow white is lucas
07:37i
07:38i can't run anymore
07:43hide
07:47i'll go distract them
07:48you head east
07:50and find your fiancé
07:51prince charming
07:52he will protect you
07:54but what about you
07:55don't worry
07:56i'm a mr alpha male
07:57a few guards can't hurt me
08:00remember
08:01never enter the enchanted forest
08:03there are seven total psychos in there
08:05nobody who goes in
08:06ever makes it out alive
08:11damn
08:11he's handsome
08:13too bad he doesn't like men
08:15wait
08:16does he actually like men or not
08:18hey
08:19you ugly freaks
08:21come and catch me
08:25damn this dress
08:27damn the queen
08:29damn this fairy tale
08:34princess snow white
08:36her majesty request your return to the palace
08:40and what if i say no
08:41then you'll suffer a little
08:48marcus
08:49what the hell is this jerk doing here
08:51as long as i'm here
08:52nobody can lay a finger on him
08:54someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:02what are you doing
09:04stop it
09:05hold the unstoppable secret technique
09:07tickle attack
09:15are you okay
09:18you're wearing a prince's uniform
09:21you're prince charming
09:24no no no
09:25if you're prince charming
09:26i'd rather die
09:27or stuck here forever
09:28lucas still hates me
09:30i should hide my identity
09:31for now
09:32and give him time
09:33i'm not
09:36i'm not prince charming
09:37i'm his half brother
09:39prince charging
09:40prince
09:41prince charging
09:42what the hell is that
09:44look
09:44bright enough to light a whole kingdom
09:46that's why they call me prince charging
09:50even your horse looks gay as hell
09:54i'm heading to find my brother prince charming
09:56why don't we go together
09:57no thanks
09:59there are wild beasts around here
10:00it's dangerous alone
10:01well
10:02even if i'm wearing this stupid dress
10:04i'm still a man
10:05i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:14so
10:15want to reconsider my offer
10:16and just so you know
10:18there's more than one snake out here
10:20damn it
10:21i might actually need this jerk
10:23to protect me
10:24fine
10:25whatever
10:30stop
10:31in broad daylight
10:32what are you doing
10:34fixing my shirt
10:36what did you think
10:39damn
10:40his body is actually amazing
10:43if you want to look
10:44you can be bold
10:45i'd be honored
10:46if my muscles have your approval
10:49who's looking
10:50narcissist
10:52then do you want to touch them
10:55what
10:55what are you doing
10:59i know you want me to
11:01i don't
11:05kissing a man
11:06actually
11:08feels pretty good
11:10no
11:21baby open up a little more
11:22no
11:26come on
11:28no marcus
11:35thank god
11:37it was just a dream
11:38lucas lucas
11:39get a grip
11:40you're straight
11:41stop having stupid dreams like that
11:44and the guys you hate the most
11:45i'm straight
11:47i'm straight
11:50being queen feels wonderful
11:52even my hair is smoother than before
11:54this is
11:57my hair
11:58what happened to my hair
12:01wow
12:01this means snow white and prince charming have met
12:04what
12:05from now on
12:06every time their relationship grows a little deeper
12:09you'll lose another patch of hair
12:11and when they truly fall in love
12:13your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:17no
12:19lucas
12:19marcus
12:20i'll kill you both
12:23spread my order
12:24hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom
12:26alive or dead
12:27your majesty
12:29perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness
12:33right
12:33the all-knowing mirror
12:35it has to be able to fix my hair
12:37go find that mirror immediately
12:39i want it brought to me within three days
12:43lucas
12:44once i catch you
12:46i'm gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:53look
12:54is that a princess
12:55princess
12:56that's obviously a man
12:57a man who likes wearing dresses
13:00hey handsome cute dress
13:02mind lend it to my big sis sometime
13:06just ignore them
13:07i hate this dress
13:09oh my goodness
13:10whose daughter is this
13:11she's so tall
13:17mom
13:18that lady has stubble
13:20don't say nonsense
13:22apologize to the lady
13:23wait
13:24he really does have stubble
13:26i'm a man
13:27a man in a dress
13:29sick
13:30calm down
13:31don't bother with them
13:38look
13:38there's a hot girl bathing
13:40man
13:41tonight's our lucky night
13:44why does the voice
13:45sound like a guy
13:46you know nothing
13:47androger and your beauty
13:49is trending
13:53it's a man
13:54my eyes
13:55hey
13:55i haven't even screamed yet
13:56what are you screaming
13:57i swear i'll never peek at bathing girls again
14:00please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me
14:03i've had enough of this
14:04sprite
14:05fairy
14:06whatever
14:06just get out here right now
14:09hmm
14:12i want to get rid of this damn dress
14:15well
14:16it's not impossible
14:17play a game with me
14:19and you can change it
14:20what game
14:20look
14:26no way
14:27whatever the game is
14:28i won't play anything with him
14:29hey
14:30what did i do to you this time
14:31then i guess you'll just keep wearing the dress
14:34honestly
14:34the more i look at it on you
14:36the better it suits you
14:38fine
14:38what game
14:41blindfold feeding
14:43lucas puts on the blindfold
14:45marcus sits three meters away
14:47lucas has to walk over
14:48and feed the strawberry to marcus
14:50that's it
14:51easy peasy
14:52but you can't use your hands
14:53you have to hold the strawberry in your mouth
14:55what kind of perverted game is that
14:57what's wrong
14:58scared
14:59who's scared
15:00i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet
15:04okay
15:23where are you touching
15:25shut up
15:37oh my god
15:38does this count as kissing marcus
15:40this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:42his lips
15:44are just as soft as in my dream
15:48wait
15:48why am i reacting
15:50no no no that's impossible
15:52what's wrong
15:52stomach ache
15:53i'm fine don't come closer
15:55ho ho i see what's going on now
15:57shut up
16:01you know
16:01i'm actually the same as you
16:05take some time
16:07wait
16:07does this mean i've actually been turned gay
16:13cooled off yet
16:14time to change the clothes
16:17finally
16:18i can get out of that damn dress
16:22i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet
16:25please keep it a secret for me
16:26this is getting good
16:28the plot just keeps getting juicier
16:30do you think you're watching a reality show
16:41hungry
16:42no i'm fine
16:43here
16:45thirsty
16:46i said i'm fine
16:48cold
16:50drop it
16:50i'm not cold
16:56i've never seen such a beautiful flower
16:58this is for you
16:59just so you know
17:00this adorable little flower
17:02completely poisonous
17:03it has no taste at all
17:10i want juice
17:11although there's no juice
17:13honey water on the house
17:14and trust me
17:15we got plenty
17:16you're not trying to
17:18watch me
17:19marcus don't do it
17:22this is gonna end badly
17:28hey there
17:41it's all your fault
17:42we almost got stung to death and you're still laughing
17:46you're still cute when you're mad
17:49no no no
17:50i'm straight
17:51totally straight
17:52from now on
17:53you must stay at least one meter away from me
18:04marcus
18:05at your service
18:06pull me up right now
18:07didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter away from you
18:10this pit looks at least three meters deep
18:13which meets your requirement perfectly
18:15marcus stop messing around
18:17but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:20asshole just wait till i get up there i swear i'm gonna mess you up
18:23why don't you climb up here first then we'll talk
18:26marcus come back
18:28jerk
18:29all that talk about liking me was a lie
18:31bullying me at school
18:33and now abandoning me
18:34i almost believed him
18:37crying
18:39idiot
18:39didn't you leave
18:40what are you doing back here
18:42silly boy
18:42i'd never leave you here
18:45grab on
18:46i'll pull you up
18:46i've got you
18:56aren't you the captain of the football team
18:58how come you're so weak
18:59maybe because you're heavier than you look
19:01i'm literally standard weight
19:03the real problem here is you're weak
19:04fine fine it's all my fault
19:08you can scoot a little closer
19:09trust me it's way warmer over here
19:12in your dreams
19:13i'd rather freeze to death
19:14fine have it your way
19:16idiot
19:17freezing your ass off and still pretending you're fine
19:22damn it
19:23why am i in his arms
19:26hmm
19:26no wonder he won prom king two years in a row
19:29he really is good looking
19:32you're awake
19:32i i i was just
19:41what the hell are you doing
19:45lucas i'm sorry i just
19:46let me tell you marcus i'm straight
19:48i could never like you
19:49i was just being impulsive
19:50i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school
19:52you make me sick
19:55what did you say
19:56i said
19:57you make me sick
19:58there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
20:02you're right i am a jerk
20:03i'm such an idiot for falling for you
20:06marcus let go of me
20:07i'm such a fool for doing everything i could to get your attention
20:10for trying to protect you this whole time
20:13but from now on i'm not gonna like you anymore
20:17i finally got rid of this jerk
20:18i should be happy
20:19but why do i feel so lost
20:23we need to figure out how to get out of here
20:26marcus
20:27i heard you
20:33grab it
20:45thanks
20:46let's go
20:54marcus
20:55where are you
21:02marcus
21:03help
21:08marcus
21:09help
21:12run
21:20i said run do you hear me
21:23no
21:24i can't leave you to face this alone
21:30lucas get out of here
21:32i can't hold it off much longer
21:34but you
21:35what i said before
21:36i didn't mean it
21:37i lied to you
21:38what
21:38i still fucking like you
21:41i've liked you since middle school
21:43and i never stopped
21:51i'm not leaving you here
22:05are you hurt
22:10no i'm fine
22:11just
22:12my legs are just a little shaky
22:22he actually risked his life to save me
22:25after i was so mean to him
22:26i said
22:27you make me sick
22:28there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
22:31did i go too far with what i said
22:34if it weren't for him
22:35those scars would probably be on me
22:40it's ready
22:41you first
22:43marcus i said those things earlier out of anger too
22:47i know i was way out of line
22:48i'm sorry
22:50lucas
22:51would you just give us a chance
22:53i don't expect you to say yes right now
22:55i just want to know
22:57is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me
23:00how could i ever like a guy
23:02it should be an easy answer
23:03so why is it so hard to say
23:05i'm sorry
23:06i can't
23:07i'm really grateful you saved my life
23:10but i'm straight
23:11and i'll never be anything else
23:13i i'm sorry
23:16i get it
23:17i respect your choice
23:21but i'm still gonna like you anyway
23:27i'm finally free of his nonsense
23:29so why don't feel happy at all
23:31get a grip lucas
23:33you're just grateful he saved you
23:35you're not gay
23:37a glowing flower
23:38never seen one of those before
23:41it smells special
23:45it's so hot
23:46what's going on
24:04marcus
24:08what's wrong
24:12what's wrong
24:13i want you
24:20you've got a fever
24:22why are you burning up
24:30lucas
24:31are you drunk
24:32there isn't even any alcohol out here
24:34marcus
24:35i know you want me
24:37you're not thinking straight
24:38i'm not taking advantage of you like this
25:06don't
25:09don't want
25:11don't stop
25:19oh my god
25:21what am i doing
25:22stop
25:23just stop
25:24no
25:25i like this
25:27no
25:28it has to be that damn pollen
25:32what are you gonna do
25:33kill me
25:35no
25:36you're gonna be my servant
25:42and now i'm ordering you
25:44take me
25:45yes your highness
25:52yes
25:57oh
25:58oh
25:59oh
25:59oh
26:00oh
26:00oh
26:01oh
26:27morning
26:28don't touch me
26:31so now you're denying everything
26:33you were pretty eager last night
26:36i i i don't remember any of it
26:38and if you tell anyone about last night
26:40i'll cut your tongue out
26:41this is all that stupid flower's fault
26:43i only lost control because that damn pollen
26:46pollen can't create desire
26:48it only amplifies what's already there
26:50admit it lucas
26:51you want me
26:53do i really want him
26:54no
26:55there's no way this bastard turned me gay
27:00that's prince charming's castle
27:01tomorrow
27:02you'll finally meet him
27:03great
27:04after tomorrow
27:05i won't have to see your annoying face ever again
27:08why does it feel like my heart is breaking
27:10that flower must have fried my brain
27:12i'm just used to having him around all the time
27:15that's all
27:16don't worry
27:17once i get back to the real world
27:19everything will go back to normal
27:24the last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower
27:27don't tell me this glowing water is some kind of love potion too
27:30why don't you take a sip and find out
27:34well look who finally made it here
27:36you again
27:37every time you show up something bad happens
27:39relax
27:40i'm just here for the show this time
27:42this is the spring of desire
27:44if you look into it
27:45you'll see what your heart wants most
27:47oh yeah
27:47then let's see what i want most
27:49probably a massive feast back in the real world
27:52back off
27:53okay
27:54okay
28:03no way
28:04the thing i want most
28:05is him
28:06what did you see
28:07why are you so red
28:08nothing
28:08i just
28:09i just saw a beautiful woman bathing
28:11a beautiful woman bathing
28:12you really are straight
28:15you can fool him
28:16but not me
28:17i know exactly what you saw
28:20it must be because i'm snow white
28:22maybe this body's female hormones are messing with my head
28:25stop lying to yourself
28:26the spring of desire is never wrong
28:30do i really like him
28:32what are you two whispering about
28:33we were just talking about lucas's deepest desire
28:36shut up
28:37i'm an honest elf
28:38my mother raised me never to lie
28:40please
28:41you're just here for the drama
28:42what are you two even talking about
28:44why can't tell me
28:46i saw us kissing
28:48really
28:48lucas you like me too don't you
28:50so what if i do
28:52i have to fall in love with prince charming
28:54if i want to leave this place
28:56marcus
28:56we can't be together
28:57it's time to tell lucas who i really am
29:00lucas wait
29:02lucas there's something i have to tell you
29:03i'm actually
29:13joanna sent them
29:14no idea
29:15but they don't look friendly
29:17on three
29:18we run in opposite directions
29:20you think you can outrun them
29:21pretty sure you failed p.e
29:23i was the 10 meter sprint champion in kindergarten
29:25thank you very much
29:28your highness prince charming
29:29we finally found you
29:30your highness
29:32your prince charming
29:35your highness
29:36and this is
29:37he's snow white
29:38my fiance
29:40no
29:41my fiance
29:42not that either
29:43whatever
29:43he's the one i love
29:45he's the legendary snow white with the stubble
29:47i don't care if he's a man or a woman
29:49he's the one i'm going to marry
29:51but his majesty has given strict orders
29:54he cannot accept two men marrying
29:55this snow white is forbidden from entering the castle
29:58that old fossil
29:59people are out here falling in love with chat gpt
30:01lucas is at least a real human being
30:04his majesty also said that if you insist on marrying him
30:06he'll hang your embarrassing baby pics at the castle gate
30:10your embarrassing baby pictures
30:12your king's got a pretty good sense of humor
30:16wait
30:17so you were fucking lying to me this whole time
30:19lucas i'm sorry
30:21i didn't mean to deceive you
30:22i was afraid that if you knew the truth
30:24i finally accepted my feelings for you
30:26and all this time
30:28you were just making a fool out of me
30:30no
30:30lucas i like you
30:31i would never hurt you
30:33enough
30:33i hate being lied to more than anything
30:35lucas i was wrong
30:37please just let me explain
30:42hey wrong way
30:43that's the enchanted forest
30:45the enchanted forest
30:46the one no one's ever made it out of alive
30:49damn it
30:51liar
30:51you kept saying you liked me
30:53but you were lying to me the whole time
31:04who's there
31:04another stupid just wandered in
31:08perfect
31:08it's been forever since we've had fresh meat
31:11he looks delicious
31:13oh crap
31:14i must have stumbled into the legendary seven villains
31:18god i'd kill for a big mac right now
31:23nope i can't hold it in
31:25did you see his face
31:27he went completely white
31:35you guys are the legendary seven villains
31:38you ever seen demons this handsome
31:40we're not demons
31:42we're victims
31:43victims
31:45we used to be guards for the evil queen
31:47but she wanted us to take turns being her lovers
31:49monday through sunday
31:51no repeats
31:52we're respectable guards
31:53okay
31:53not rent boys
31:55why would we ever agree to that
31:56so she got mad
31:57threw us into the enchanted forest
31:59and trapped us here with dark magic
32:01i can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale actually have it this rough
32:04we've been stuck here so long
32:06we're dying of boredom
32:08but hey now you're here
32:10at least we've got a new face around
32:11what's your name
32:12where are you from
32:13do you have a girlfriend
32:13please
32:14that's outdated
32:15gay is in now
32:17so
32:17do you have a boyfriend
32:19oh so there is someone
32:20no nothing like that
32:22then why are you blushing
32:25i
32:26i'm hot
32:27okay
32:28tell us more
32:35we have a witness who says snow white ran into the enchanted forest
32:38you boys wouldn't happen to know where he is would you
32:41wait
32:41is that guy snow white
32:42by order of the queen
32:44if you reveal snow white's whereabouts
32:46your freedom will be restored
32:51they know i'm snow white now
32:53are they gonna hand me over
32:56oof
32:57you're too late
32:58what do you mean
32:59snow white got eaten by a beast
33:01the second he ran into the enchanted forest
33:03i saw it with my own eyes
33:04it was brutal
33:05total bloodbath
33:07want me to take you to the scene
33:08though fair warning
33:09you probably won't be able to eat for days
33:12no
33:12no no
33:13that won't be necessary
33:14as long as i've got something to report back to the queen
33:17head back and inform the queen
33:19snow white is dead
33:27hey
33:27they're gone
33:28you're safe now
33:29why did you help me
33:31because we hate that old witch of a queen
33:33the enemy of our enemy is our friend
33:38your majesty
33:39word from the guard
33:40snow white is dead
33:43finally
33:43that little noose is dead
33:46so my hair should grow back now right
33:48oh
33:50no no no no
33:51no no
33:54i thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died
33:59that's because snow white isn't dead
34:01who are you
34:01i'm the all-knowing magic mirror
34:03oh wow your majesty
34:05that hair is a bold choice
34:07shut up
34:07just tell me how to get my hair back
34:09as long as snow white
34:10and prince charming
34:11never fall in love
34:12your hair will grow back
34:14i'm going to the enchanted forest
34:15and killing him myself
34:16your majesty
34:17those three hairs of yours
34:18would be gone in one gust of wind
34:20shut up
34:21let me do it
34:22i hate couples more than anything
34:23the second i see them acting all sweet
34:25i want to lose it
34:26all he has to do
34:27is take one bite of this apple pie
34:30and it's over
34:32it's been days
34:33and that bastard marcus still hasn't come looking for me
34:36figures
34:37you can't trust a word men say
34:42who are you
34:43i'm the little match girl's sister
34:45the little apple pie girl
34:46sister
34:47with those wrinkles
34:48you look more like the little apple pie grandma
34:50oh i have never seen such a handsome man in my life
34:54apple pie handsome
34:56wow
34:57smells incredible
34:58go on it's free
34:59wait
35:00apples and fairy tales are always poisoned
35:02you're not joanna are you
35:06who's joanna
35:07in fairy tales
35:08the evil queen dresses up as an old woman
35:10and tricks snow white into eating a poisoned apple
35:12joanna
35:13stop pretending
35:15i'm not her
35:16i'm just the little apple pie girl
35:19i know that's your disguise joanna
35:21and your makeup is terrible
35:23hey you can question my character
35:25but not my makeup skills
35:27come on
35:28let's rip the mask off her
35:33no no stop
35:36so you really aren't joanna
35:38i told you i wasn't
35:40and you still ripped my clothes off
35:41sorry
35:42i got it wrong
35:43i offered you free apple pie
35:45and somehow i'm the bad guy
35:47okay okay don't cry
35:48i'll eat it
35:49i'll eat it
35:52lucas
35:53lucas
35:55what are you doing here
35:57i've been looking for you this whole time
35:59looking for me
36:00what so you could keep lying to me
36:01lucas can you stop being impossible for one second
36:04i'm impossible
36:04you're the one who's heartless shameless and impossible
36:06how am i heartless
36:07how am i shameless
36:08how am i impossible
36:09how are you not heartless
36:10how are you not shameless
36:10how are you not impossible
36:12fine
36:13even if i am heartless
36:14shameless
36:14and impossible
36:15what are you two doing
36:16practicing a damn tongue twister
36:19handsome
36:19want some apple pie
36:21might help you calm down
36:22i'm not hungry
36:23come on
36:24eat a little
36:26you need energy
36:27if you're gonna keep arguing
36:28i said i'm not hungry
36:29just one bite
36:30god you're annoying
36:31can't you see we're in the middle of something
36:34fine
36:34i'll eat it
36:35happy
36:42spit it out
36:43do you have any idea how hard that was to make
36:45i pulled three all-nighters on that pie
36:48let go
36:50what are you doing
36:51let him go
36:52so you do still care about me
36:53god i hate couples like you
36:56will you two die
36:57if you stop acting lovey doobie for one second
36:59god
37:00calm down
37:01don't do anything stupid
37:02you can always make another one
37:05seriously
37:05it was just an apple pie
37:07that was my masterpiece
37:09i spent forever perfecting that poison blend
37:12wait
37:12so you really were sent by joanna
37:14well obviously
37:15why else would i drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie
37:19as long as we're here
37:21you're not hurting lucas
37:22i wasn't even planning to hurt him
37:24a man that handsome is practically in danger
37:26but the queen gave me orders
37:28no matter what it takes
37:30i have to keep him
37:31and prince charman apart
37:32help he's trying to stab me
37:34i'm not
37:35i was just
37:39please
37:43as long as i'm here
37:44you're not laying a finger on lucas
37:46i
37:47i wasn't trying to hurt him
37:48i was going to kill myself
37:51i failed my mission
37:52if i go back the queen will punish me anyway
37:55might as well end it myself
37:57oh
37:58sorry
37:59my bad
37:59well
38:00be our guest
38:03wait
38:04your job is to keep snow white and prince charming from ending up together right
38:09then wouldn't poisoning prince charming work just as well
38:11huh
38:14you're right
38:15poisoning prince charming
38:17works just as well
38:18serves you right for being greedy and snatching someone else's food
38:22that's what you get
38:23all right
38:24mission accomplished
38:26what
38:28you do realize that pie you just swallowed was poisoned right
38:31right
38:32the pie was poisoned
38:37water
38:38somebody get me water
38:43i think i'm dying
38:47marcus actually took the fall for you
38:49that is so moving
38:51is this what true love looks like
38:53if somebody did that for me i'd marry him on the spot
38:56i don't care if it's a man a woman a cat or a dog
38:59he didn't even know the pie was poisoned
39:01what's so moving about that
39:02yeah but before that
39:03he jumped into that pit for you
39:05he fought a beast for you
39:07keep going and i'm gonna fall for him myself
39:09lying to you was wrong
39:10but his feelings for you are real
39:12lucas just forgive him
39:13yeah come on just forgive him
39:14all right all right i get it okay
39:15marcus we just did you a huge favor
39:18so how are you gonna thank us
39:19me
39:19i'm poisoned
39:21i'm dying here
39:22maybe help me first
39:24right he's poisoned
39:25come on think of something
39:26hmm
39:27but you actually look pretty good
39:29your skin's kind of glowing
39:30maybe it was fake poison
39:31worst case he gets diarrhea for a couple days
39:34okay that's a relief
39:38marcus
39:41marcus
39:42okay we know you hate him but this is a little much
39:45he really is poisoned
39:47come on think of something
39:48i heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once
39:52hot oil
39:53heat kills poison
39:58this kind of worm feeds on toxins
40:01if we put it inside marcus
40:02it'll suck all the poison out of his body
40:08it says the best way to get poison out
40:10is to literally beat it out of him
40:12watch this
40:16you didn't just break his ribs did you
40:23i've got another idea
40:24enough
40:24at this rate the poison won't kill him
40:26you too will
40:29maybe there is one thing that might work
40:30what
40:31true love's kiss
40:32in fairy tales
40:34snow white eats the poisoned apple
40:35and prince charmia's kiss wakes her up
40:37yeah but that's a fairy tale
40:39this is the real world
40:40you wouldn't get it
40:41to me this is the fairy tale
40:43this isn't just an excuse to kiss him is it
40:45like i need an excuse
40:46we've kissed plenty of times already
40:52i'm only doing this to save him
40:56and he still says he's not gay
41:02why didn't it work
41:03maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough
41:05shut up
41:06i'm trying to save him
41:07kiss him again
41:08kiss him again
41:10i refuse to believe
41:12i can't kiss you awake
41:17lucas it's no use
41:18he already missed the golden seven hour window for antidotes
41:21he's not breathing anymore
41:23lucas
41:24i'm sorry
41:25we should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest
41:29how could you just die like this
41:31you said you'd protect me forever
41:33if you're dead who's supposed to protect me now
41:36marcus you asshole
41:38i never got to tell you
41:39i fell for you a long time ago
41:42lucas the grave's ready
41:44it's time
41:45i love you marcus
41:50i love you too
41:51you're not dead
41:53i woke up the first time you kissed me
41:54then why were you playing dead
41:56because i wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times
41:58marcus
41:59you were messing with me again
42:02lucas
42:03thank you
42:04you've made me the happiest man in the world
42:11so this is what love looks like
42:13we're leaving lucas with you
42:14you better take good care of him from now on
42:18thank you
42:19for taking care of me all this time
42:23wait
42:24i just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest
42:28the way is
42:35lucas
42:37you didn't finish your words
42:39what was the way out lucas come back
42:42wait
42:43could lucas's method be true love's kiss
42:47look in your dreams
42:49i am not kissing you
42:50i mean
42:51it wouldn't hurt to try
43:04your majesty
43:05good news
43:06well
43:07out with it
43:08mission accomplished
43:09prince charming is dead
43:10there's no way those two can end up together now
43:13really
43:14i saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes
43:17he dropped dead right after
43:20excellent
43:21if i can't poison that bitch lucas to death
43:23then poisoning his prince charming works just as well
43:27so my hair should grow back now right
43:32what
43:33what is going on
43:35didn't you say prince charming was dead
43:38i saw him eat the pie myself
43:40then why is my hair still falling
43:43maybe
43:44maybe killing prince charming doesn't work the same way
43:46i'm gonna kill you
43:52your majesty
43:54your majesty
43:54where are you
43:56i haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is yet
44:03obviously me
44:11i'm back
44:16was
44:17was all of that just a dream
44:22if all of that was just a dream
44:24then marcus and i
44:26you damn bold woman
44:27get away from me
44:32honey you can't throw me out
44:34you said you were going to marry me
44:37i like women with hair
44:38i do not want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking i'm holding a man
44:42my hair will grow back
44:44the doctor said it's hair loss from stress
44:46stress
44:46you use my card every day to buy bags shoes and makeup
44:50what exactly are you stressed about
44:52if i were still queen i'd have your head chopped off you old fool
44:57queen
44:58so it wasn't a dream
45:00it was real
45:01i wasted years of my youth on an old fossil like you
45:05you owe me a huge settlement
45:07joanna you tried to poison me and you still think you deserve a payout
45:10want to see how fast i call the cops
45:12you bitch if it weren't for you i'd still be the mighty queen
45:15joanna don't forget
45:16in fairy tales the evil queen never gets a happy ending
45:19in the fairy tale snow white falls for prince charming
45:23what about you
45:24did you fall for your prince charming too snow white
45:27your father's such an old fossil
45:29there's no way he'll accept the whole lgbt thing
45:32he'll definitely throw you out
45:33queen snow white
45:35are you two doing cosplay or something
45:37if i can't inherit your father's money
45:39then you don't get to inherit it either
45:42lucas is my son
45:43he's my only heir
45:45what happens in this family is none of your business
45:46oh yeah
45:47what if your only heir is gay
45:49you're gay
45:53i'm not
45:54not
45:54because i heard you and that boy marcus were all over each other
45:58hugging kissing the whole thing
46:00shut up
46:02dad yeah i
46:07dad you're not mad
46:08truth is
46:09i had a boyfriend when i was younger too
46:11what
46:12his name was tom
46:13six foot three
46:14eight pack abs
46:15blonde hair
46:16blue eyes
46:16insanely hot
46:19anyway
46:20that's all in the past
46:21as long as you two really love each other
46:23i don't care if it's a man or a woman
46:26wow
46:26i had no idea gay was hereditary
46:29instead of stirring the pot
46:30maybe you should focus on fixing that bald head of yours
46:33shut up
46:36so
46:36what was that boy's name again
46:39marcus
46:40i have to go find him
46:47hey nerd
46:48lend us some money
46:49get lost
46:50i don't have time for this
46:51you know who we are
46:52and you still talk to us like that
46:54i've dealt with the seven bullies
46:56what are you two supposed to be
46:57if you're not gonna hand it over
46:59don't blame us for what happens next
47:03try touching him
47:04see what happens
47:06if you run now you might still make it
47:08come on let's go
47:09he's the football captain
47:13you okay
47:14marcus
47:15i missed you
47:16lucas
47:17what are you doing
47:22marcus
47:22weren't we together
47:24together
47:24since when were we together
47:26that's news to me
47:27you don't remember
47:28prince charming
47:29the enchanted forest
47:31the seven boys
47:32lucas
47:33what are you even talking about
47:34you ate the poisoned apple pie
47:36i kissed you
47:37you told me you loved me
47:38you seriously don't remember any of it
47:40lucas have you been reading too many fairy tales or something
47:43was it all just a dream
47:44it wasn't a dream
47:45marcus think
47:46we went through all of that together
47:48lucas i have no idea what you're talking about
47:52and i've never liked you
47:55then why did you save me just now
47:57if i see anybody getting bullied
47:59i step in
48:00it had nothing to do with you
48:02what the hell happened
48:04why doesn't he remember any of it
48:07damn you marcus
48:08you turned me gay
48:10and now you don't remember any of it
48:24your highness snow white
48:27i'm back in the fairy tale world again
48:28you're not back
48:30i just moved the fairy tale world into your house for now
48:33wasn't all of this supposed to be over
48:35what do you want now
48:36relax
48:37snow white and prince charming story still hasn't reached the finale
48:40the finale
48:43come on let's see the first ending
48:45you're gonna love this one
48:49guys thank god
48:51you guys made it out of the enchanted forest
48:54that's thanks to you lucas
48:55me
48:56but i didn't even finish what i was saying
48:57you and marcus gave us hope
48:59you made us believe true love really can break any curse
49:02so
49:03we tried the true love's kiss thing too
49:05and the curse broke
49:05that's amazing
49:06i'm so happy for you guys
49:09first ending
49:09the seven boys break the evil queen's curse
49:12and win back their freedom
49:14hold on
49:14we're not done yet
49:15there's still the second ending
49:17second ending
49:18joanna got exactly what she deserved
49:20mrs joanna
49:21based on your test results
49:23your hair is never growing back
49:24no that's impossible
49:25your scalp is severely inflamed
49:27you need to stop wearing wigs immediately
49:29what
49:30how am i supposed to go out without a wig
49:31are you saying i'm supposed to spend the rest of my life
49:33as a bald beauty
49:34bald yes
49:36beauty
49:36not exactly
49:38she'd be bald and alone for the rest of her life
49:42and now for the third ending
49:44the final ending
49:45prince charming is about to officially confess to snow white
49:48that ending's probably not happening
49:50marcus doesn't remember any of it
49:52are you sure he doesn't remember anything
49:56marcus
49:57i thought you didn't remember any of it
49:59idiot
49:59i was messing with you
50:01and you said you didn't even like me
50:03i just wanted to make sure
50:04i needed to know if you really liked me
50:06or if you were just moved because of everything that happened in the fairy tale world
50:09asshole
50:09do you know how miserable i was
50:12i'm sorry lucas
50:13i promise i'll never make you feel that way again
50:16lucas i love you
50:17will you be my snow wife forever
50:23final ending
50:24snow white and prince charming
50:26finally get their happily ever after
50:29all right
50:30i'm off to mess with the next fairy tale
50:34see you in the next story
50:35see you in the next story
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