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00:00It wasn't me, okay? I'm clean.
00:01What is this? Where is she?
00:03She's supposed to be at Letitia's.
00:05Unless Letitia's the name of a college, she's not.
00:08Do you remember where this place is?
00:09Yeah. Come on.
00:12Is there gonna be gunfire?
00:13Sure as shit, hope so.
00:14Go, go, go!
00:18Ever since Carl caught his girlfriend cheating,
00:20he was not upset at all.
00:22Instead, he kept going to her house every day.
00:24What the hell are you doing here?
00:25Well, you got me grounded for a month, so...
00:28Where's your dad?
00:30Morning, Sergeant. Are you at the shooting range?
00:32Yep. Let me grab my gun.
00:34Dom was shocked because her dad used to hate Carl,
00:36but her dad felt Dom had disrespected him.
00:38She was a police officer's daughter,
00:40yet she still cheated and even kept talking to the guy in secret.
00:43I told you to cut it, but since I have a daughter who doesn't respect my wishes,
00:47she gets a father who doesn't respect hers.
00:49Let's go, son.
00:52He started treating Carl like his own son,
00:54teaching him the right shooting stance,
00:56and sharing his own shooting skills.
00:57Picture somebody whose guts you hate.
01:00Alpha Sigma gonorrhea?
01:03You're toast.
01:09Carl's natural talent amazed Dom's father.
01:12You got any more tricks up your sleeve?
01:17I want to be on the SWAT team.
01:18Those guys are badass.
01:20But when Carl went to a job interview last time,
01:22they said they were only hiring minorities.
01:24So Dom's father took Carl for a DNA test.
01:27The shop had a buy one get one deal.
01:29After Carl talked him into it, Dom's father agreed to test himself too.
01:32If I find out any of your people owned any of my people,
01:37I'm going to have to shoot you.
01:38The results came back very quickly.
01:39We did find 33.5% Native American ancestry traceable to the Apache tribe.
01:44You mean I'm an Indian?
01:45And Mr. Winslow, your DNA test reveals 22% Irish traceable to the Puritans.
01:51As in pilgrims?
01:52Didn't your people kill my people?
01:54Don't say another word.
01:57Apache bitch.
01:58I'm going to military school.
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