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00:00:05Last week, Hypergnosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypergnosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29It's like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:23And she's got a nice job.
00:01:26I need a damn
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday
00:02:48yeah remember where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma
00:02:54listen i i'm not accusing you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma
00:03:02brain food only fish with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova
00:03:08don't cry don't do that but where is the cube it's okay thank you she's okay she's crying
00:03:11she's not fine there's she stole the cubes
00:03:14this is what you once said about you yelled at the hell nothing worse
00:03:18nothing worse really well she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're going to run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nana your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are
00:04:08on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox
00:04:24is in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not for me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no you're my deep throat anyway you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay
00:05:05man anxious man anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child
00:05:26sleeps down there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more
00:05:33than that see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this
00:05:38that's my pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that
00:05:47trashed i'm sorry that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times
00:05:52have i asked alvin to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice
00:05:56do we have
00:05:56but a gun okay well true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're
00:06:02gonna
00:06:02he's done nothing okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home
00:06:08with an instrument of death no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell
00:06:23you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the
00:06:28radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want
00:06:47a
00:06:48klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture
00:06:54from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade
00:07:43of shit ceos or bored retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a
00:07:50fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh
00:07:59sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to
00:08:06lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them
00:08:13um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use um what about our mnemonics
00:08:23stop stop stop stop stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a step back oh
00:08:30yeah can
00:08:30i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s of
00:08:39stop stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:50mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that the s of stop is for stop correct
00:08:55i mean can you people pretend to to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something
00:09:03i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each
00:09:10other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need
00:09:15the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is
00:09:21only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are
00:09:30you are you
00:09:31testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things
00:09:39carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say i'm gonna
00:09:46say it retarded
00:09:47okay and the last t is for therapist i am going to start throwing things and retarded therapists
00:09:53huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen sat scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17then we're well within range for duke carnegie no i'm going to stanford that's me sorry
00:10:24jameson low-key favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah
00:10:36and what if we went a bit radical here maybe multicolor
00:10:40uh manifests individuality no i think she looked like a blue-eyed piñata
00:10:50i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have
00:11:30two hundred right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking
00:11:39read the um endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like
00:11:45a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all
00:11:52such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being neurodivergent well i'm not you're really just
00:11:59done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else
00:12:03let's retest jim jim yeah just take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get
00:12:09cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum
00:12:13i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants are in
00:12:18a little
00:12:19divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how
00:12:24to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's uh
00:12:32really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum
00:12:38well why would she no what no why would she that's uh i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called a
00:12:46cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting and i was talking to you and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:23duncan hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were having
00:13:49quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great you need the internet no no no great old school good good not
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay so microphones same as bed dogs who blow down to where it's warm gross right yeah
00:14:37look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look closely
00:14:42even your closet can make sneaky hiding places for cameras as tiny as a grain of salt
00:14:49and people your art those paintings and that pattern hiding is really impressive right
00:14:58and remember it's only the uranulia in the eyes of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:03you
00:15:04and
00:15:31and
00:15:43what's wrong gary you look a little green no no no you're one of those guys who really likes to
00:15:47drive i wasn't driving it's a self-driving car i mean who knows how to drive better than a car
00:15:54right yeah yeah you're not a risk guy gary huh huh sure let me ask you how are you with
00:16:00your
00:16:01investments you like you like to get freaky with the dow oh you know investing is like joanne's
00:16:07department mostly is it yeah oh lily never shuts up about my portfolio joanne must keep you abreast
00:16:13right uh not so much it's like i do more thermostats oil changes like yeah good that structure you want
00:16:20to go right home sweet home everyone has a smart house right this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house that's a faraday cage blocks all cellular here give me
00:16:37yours oh no i need to have this right now that's okay but no cell phones inside
00:16:44yeah yeah sure great could use a break yeah great yep the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk the fridge won't tell you your phone won't suggest you breathe and i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg you're shit out of luck yeah i suppose let's find out how
00:17:02weird i am
00:17:14i confuse texture with temperature always sometimes rarely never like when i touch things
00:17:26always sometimes rarely never maybe with like fruit wet fruit you know like a melon rind so
00:17:36rarely i fear flowers with thorns always sometimes rarely never never i don't know what should i
00:17:48rarely rarely i feel judged by my clothes i feel judged by my clothes always sometimes rarely never
00:18:01sometimes
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:14i have difficulty waiting my turn always sometimes rarely always
00:18:31orson orson i need you right now
00:18:41okay i have all my passwords saved here somewhere um on a thumb drive and i i i need to
00:18:51change all of them
00:18:53okay um uh hey what what what if you just uh give me the computer password then i can change
00:18:59them all
00:19:02aren't you smart okay um it's your name and your birthday
00:19:14uh did you do the capital o
00:19:17i did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date
00:19:24well it's my birthday no it's not it it totally is it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:42uh
00:19:53halloumi
00:19:56uh our she was your dad's actually um uh halloumi uh wiener dog
00:20:02We scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm, you remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do. You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah. Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that? Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafaa. You remember Fafaa?
00:21:22Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafaa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafaa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafaa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so I really gotta get back,
00:21:36so can you run me to the, uh...
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:57Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04His shoes, his medication.
00:22:06You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go,
00:22:09Fafaa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafaa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You can still make out where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:34He gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought hypergnosis.
00:22:51Whoo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm-I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I-I'm-I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up-up the-this...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well-
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No, uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what-
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh,
00:23:50she wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:17Okay.
00:24:26Uh, good morning, Bill.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year she was one of the ones
00:24:36who put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill,
00:24:41or else they will all want one.
00:24:51You know what they're gonna say.
00:24:54Clepto.
00:24:54Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59Probably make a lot of it
00:25:01just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun,
00:25:06you know?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:22This is embarrassing.
00:25:50Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:54You're gonna be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations...
00:25:59reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He, um, he tried to fly
00:26:05too close to the sun,
00:26:06but his wings melted,
00:26:07and so he fell down to Earth
00:26:09and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low,
00:26:12he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning,
00:26:19not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey,
00:26:22you're flying.
00:26:22That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much.
00:26:28You have no idea.
00:26:31Yeah.
00:26:42Hey.
00:26:43Hey.
00:26:44Hey.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Uh, name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern,
00:26:53you're in ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man
00:27:07is in the system,
00:27:08but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript
00:27:13from your last school
00:27:14never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you
00:27:18until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed
00:27:20to do that.
00:27:21Oh, well,
00:27:22can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't...
00:27:49He didn't answer it.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait
00:27:52in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come
00:27:54find you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm okay.
00:27:58Come on.
00:28:38have a good day yeah bye bye um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to
00:28:46talk that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel duncan i am not
00:28:54doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when you were insider
00:29:03trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading off
00:29:07your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international i'm just curious
00:29:22oh my god
00:29:24oh my god
00:29:28sure
00:29:31damn
00:29:32yeah
00:29:32yeah
00:29:32yeah
00:29:34yeah
00:29:34yeah
00:29:37yeah
00:29:43yeah
00:29:48yeah
00:29:50yeah
00:29:50yeah
00:29:50yeah
00:29:50yeah
00:30:02yeah
00:30:07I don't know.
00:30:39I don't know.
00:31:03I don't know.
00:31:04Oh dear.
00:31:05Have a seat.
00:31:08The sticky part is I'm a psychologist.
00:31:13But patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home.
00:31:18The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage accounts.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:52Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54No.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:08They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades?
00:32:21Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses, only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:39Uh, I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity.
00:32:49Like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up?
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:08I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:19Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Did you get a clearer image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geo-fix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40Like, her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:49Well, there's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I think this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we gonna call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No-noded.
00:34:09Noted.
00:34:10Like, hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis.
00:34:11Like, G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no-g.
00:34:14Oh, she's on the 280, and she's getting a hub.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um...
00:34:23I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting,
00:34:29and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:45How much do you make?
00:34:47150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09The eye of no death.
00:35:09The eye of no death.
00:35:09The eye of no death.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Mm-hmm.
00:35:11Yeah, that's all right.
00:35:35Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
00:35:39Ok.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it,
00:35:47and charge it.
00:35:48Now you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ!
00:35:57Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagine workweek for your business
00:36:04where days are numbers, not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays, no more Sundays, just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:37:03What's your winning idea?
00:37:17Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:52Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo,
00:38:03we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience,
00:38:12you'll let me know about that, too?
00:38:17The gentleman from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:35Oh, shit.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Anushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to go off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board
00:38:50how you turned down a quarter of a billion dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:57Um, uh, no, the future?
00:39:02No, Prince of Michigan.
00:39:04Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:13Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data seals fund the good work of actually helping people
00:39:22who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish,
00:39:30like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes, I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your, uh, offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes, thank you.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters
00:40:17what's unique about hypergnosis is...
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours
00:40:42if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so...
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh,
00:40:52when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:59To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I...
00:41:10We just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24We're lucky this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut up.
00:41:32Duncan.
00:41:33Duncan.
00:41:33Shut up.
00:41:33Shut up.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:35That makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV.
00:41:42Okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay.
00:42:07Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe under the left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10Right.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Right.
00:42:12Looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try the left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right.
00:42:20Just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:35Help me.
00:43:44Good night.
00:43:45Indeed.
00:43:47Good night.
00:43:54Good night.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Hey, calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down, calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30No, Gary, Gary.
00:45:33He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne?
00:45:38Ah!
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44Uh...
00:45:45Okay, Duncan, you...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patient's trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God!
00:46:39And much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56that Ethan told me,
00:46:58he promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a...
00:47:08a 15-year-old
00:47:09who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything
00:47:18because you have information,
00:47:21but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:41Please.
00:47:44It was just
00:47:46on the little
00:47:48insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54So sorry.
00:47:55But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing
00:48:06that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abidelli
00:48:08finger-banged you
00:48:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon
00:48:17shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved
00:48:22or earned
00:48:23for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need
00:48:30is just
00:48:31one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just
00:48:37do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course,
00:48:41someone who's gonna...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:47Sorry.
00:48:48One.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back
00:49:14in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshipping
00:49:22at his feet.
00:49:23Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days.
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Here we go.
00:49:59Here we go.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:17Gary.
00:50:18Um, I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So, Duncan Park...
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth
00:50:58hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he is the single most vile,
00:51:02arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:05No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful
00:51:19of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside,
00:51:28I know a psychiatrist
00:51:29who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived,
00:51:32broke his neck,
00:51:32and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there
00:51:40and listen to people's
00:51:41little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was,
00:51:46suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary,
00:51:52I was there
00:51:53when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:52:00No, he...
00:52:01No, you're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong,
00:52:02because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point
00:52:07is that Duncan Park
00:52:10deserves therapy
00:52:11as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29I hate to fight with you.
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel
00:52:39that you don't always get
00:52:40what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you
00:52:47a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:52:55Here.
00:52:56Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Man.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:15Oh, my God.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine,
00:53:36but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had
00:53:47so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This Thelma.
00:53:51Since I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot one
00:53:54when you were young?
00:53:55With the shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom
00:54:05about the milkshake,
00:54:06and I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:12Mm-hmm.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom
00:54:22will have to get the money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie,
00:54:27cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating
00:54:31is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers,
00:54:36they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03Yeah, feel it.
00:55:05Think about her golden glance
00:55:10How she lights the world up
00:55:13Well, now it's your chance
00:55:17With a guardian of splendor
00:55:21Inviting you to dance
00:55:25Hey, Pen
00:55:27Think about the sun
00:55:33Think about your life
00:55:36Pen
00:55:37Days are tame
00:55:39And nights the same
00:55:41Think about the beauty
00:55:44In one perfect flame
00:55:47And the angels of the morning
00:55:51Are calling out your name
00:55:55If a man
00:55:58Think about the sun
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall
00:56:06About to shoot a silverback gorilla
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war
00:56:10Did you kill anyone?
00:56:12Sander
00:56:12Until we get his transcript
00:56:14He's not our responsibility
00:56:16Duncan Park
00:56:17Hypernosis
00:56:19Zero day since I've stabbed someone, Joanne
00:56:21Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes
00:56:24What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine
00:56:39When she signed me up to be a whore
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm
00:56:43At a fireworks factory
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes
00:56:52He's upset at something
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism
00:57:02Where he's older
00:57:03And he sees the younger people screwing things up
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic
00:57:09Stop
00:57:10S, stop, T
00:57:11Take a step back
00:57:12O, observe
00:57:13P, proceed mindfully
00:57:16It's just a little thing to remember for when that
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers
00:57:25And she would joke about that
00:57:27I may start S is for start
00:57:29T, uh, throwing thing
00:57:32Carl
00:57:32I think it's hysterical
00:57:34From the point of view of Bardolph
00:57:36Getting so pissed off
00:57:37On the lack of thought
00:57:39That went into making stop
00:57:41The first step of stop
00:57:43Based on a true story
00:57:44Don't say it
00:57:46I'm gonna say it
00:57:46Don't say it
00:57:47I'm gonna say it
00:57:47Retarded
00:57:48Okay
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists
00:57:50I am going to start throwing things
00:57:53At retarded therapists
00:57:57You're out
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:58:01She wants a gun
00:58:02A gun
00:58:04Uh-oh
00:58:05Also in episode two
00:58:07You have a real ratcheting up
00:58:09Of the Joanne Duncan dynamic
00:58:11What?
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14They were gonna be partners
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls
00:58:17She's ghosting him
00:58:18I don't want to throw you
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house
00:58:22First of all
00:58:23It's probably my favorite scene in the season
00:58:25I just love it
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out
00:58:29In a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch
00:58:32I just have to say
00:58:33Like working with Sarah
00:58:34Has been an absolute treat
00:58:36You know
00:58:36It's important like
00:58:38To show up every day
00:58:39To work and be inspired
00:58:40By the people around you
00:58:41To push harder
00:58:42You know
00:58:43Be better
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45On the little
00:58:47Insider treating
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50Unfuck that bell
00:58:51You committed a crime
00:58:53And I'm the natural consequence
00:58:55Of that crime
00:58:55It is the moment when
00:58:57Their characters
00:58:58Wants and needs
00:59:00Come to
00:59:01A
00:59:02Collision point
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in
00:59:05All I need is just
00:59:06One of your clients
00:59:09Carl Bardolph
00:59:11Carl Bardolph
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph
00:59:13Is violently angry
00:59:15And does not want people
00:59:16Talking to him
00:59:17And worshipping at his feet
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22In the next episode
00:59:23Of The Audacity
00:59:51The Audacity
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