00:00All right, here you go.
00:07Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:31Lola, as stage manager, you'll be handling the props.
00:34Sounds good. One question, where are the props and the other cool stuff?
00:38In the closet where they belong. All of those things are pointless distractions. Crutches. The future of theatre is less,
00:44not more.
00:45No props?
00:45No lights? No music?
00:47Nothing.
00:47Except me, of course. I am like the star. So, of course, I have some very specific key needs.
00:54I'm sure you do.
00:55And finally, Angelo. I hear you are a true thespian. You, my friend, shall walk the boards.
01:01Me? Act?
01:02Perform!
01:03Can I borrow that?
01:06What? Are you out of your mind?
01:08Possibly. But you're perfect for the part.
01:10Oh, no, no, no, no, no. There is no way Burst is getting me on stage.
01:15Actors! Henceforth to the proscenium!
01:18Sounds like a skin condition.
01:20Ah, the stage. Let's do some movement. Follow.
01:24I've got this. Once he sees I'm a terrible actor, that will be that.
01:28Mm.
01:29Mwah.
01:32Oof, oof, oof.
01:34I'm a robot.
01:36Oh, man.
01:38I love your honesty.
01:40Huh?
01:41You are birds flying to the moon. Just go with it.
01:44Energy. Energy.
01:45Ha, ca, ca.
01:46Ah, I'm on the moon.
01:49Wait, so, like, do I flap my wings if there's no gravity?
01:52Check out this acting.
01:54Oh.
01:55Again, not what I'm asking for.
01:57But I'm loving it.
01:59This is ridiculous.
02:00Ooh, love the emotion so raw.
02:03It's gold, I say. Gold. Gorgeous.
02:06Next move, find a replacement.
02:10Me? Act?
02:11I should say I have always had a passion for the stage.
02:14But I do have a problem with crippling stage fright.
02:17Ah, you're fine.
02:18In fact, if three or more people are looking at me, I often faint.
02:22You'll be great.
02:23Hey, Butter.
02:23Ugh.
02:24Butter?
02:25I used to do community theater back in old country.
02:28Forget it.
02:29You're too old.
02:29Out!
02:31I guess there are no parts for old men anymore.
02:35Hey, if you want a friend in this business, buy a dog.
02:39The way I figured it, it was just one stupid play.
02:42How bad could it be?
02:44Welcome to the first rehearsal of Monster at the Door.
02:48Well, as it turns out, really, really bad.
02:52Your dialogue.
02:52You will count out loud from one to fifty.
02:55Counting?
02:56That's the dialogue?
02:58Yes, counting.
02:59OMG!
03:00He's the voice of the generation, Angelo.
03:03You're getting caught up in the little stuff and not the important stuff.
03:07Well, what's the important stuff?
03:08Me.
03:09My stardom.
Commentaires