00:001, 2, 3, 4
00:01This is Scott Pilgrim's precious little life
00:04Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it
00:07Yeah, wait, what?
00:09He's a rocker
00:10Oh my god!
00:12A slacker
00:17And a lover
00:19Is Scott here?
00:21Uh, you know what?
00:22He just left
00:23Really?
00:25Yeah
00:26Now, one mystery girl
00:29Do you know this one girl with hair like this?
00:30Yes, that's Ramona Flowers
00:31Somebody said she was going to be here tonight, actually
00:36So this is a date, eh?
00:37Did I say date?
00:38Slipply tongue
00:40Tongue
00:41A fighter
00:42Mr. Pilgrim!
00:44I'm Ramona's first evil ex-boyfriend
00:48Wait!
00:49We're fighting over Ramona?
00:51Didn't you get my email explaining the situation?
00:53I skimmed it
00:54Mm-mm
00:58What was all that about?
00:59If we're going to date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes
01:04You have seven evil ex-boyfriend?
01:05Seven evil exes, yes
01:06I'm talking to you, Scott Pilgrim!
01:08Do I have to defeat your seven evil exes?
01:10Pretty much
01:14What's up?
01:14How's life?
01:15He seems nice
01:21If she's the girl of your dreams, then you have to let her know
01:25Step up your game, Scott
01:26Break out the L-word
01:28Lesbian?
01:29The other L-word
01:30Lesbians?
01:34What are you doing?
01:35Getting a life
01:39You all have baggage
01:40My baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes
01:44You punched me in the boob
01:46Prepare to die, obviously
01:51If you want to fight me for her
01:53Why on earth would you want to do that?
01:55Because I'm in love with her
02:04That was epic
02:08I dislike you, capisce?
02:10Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday
02:11What?
02:12Because you'll be dust by Monday
02:13Um
02:13Because you'll be pulverized in two seconds
02:15And the cleaning lady, she cleans up dust
02:18She dusts
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