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  • 6 weeks ago
A short experimental film that follows the desperation of needing to go to the toilet.
Transcript
00:09Hi, what can I do for you?
00:11Sorry to bother you. Do you happen to have a convenience I could use?
00:14Excuse me?
00:16A restroom. Do you have a restroom?
00:17Oh, that. Yeah, sorry. I'm new here, so I'm not really sure where it is.
00:23But maybe you could check the office or the first floor?
00:26First floor. Thanks.
00:42Excuse me.
00:44Yeah?
00:45Do you know where I can find the men's restroom?
00:47Sorry, I don't think there's one on this floor, but you could try upstairs.
01:07Where's the fucking bathroom?
01:12Sorry, there aren't in here. Try upstairs.
01:30So, how do you feel?
01:33It's so hard.
01:39Excuse me? Where are the dunnies?
01:42The what?
01:44The loo? The bow? The WC?
01:49The stinking crapper? The bloody shitter? Do you know where it is?
01:54You know what? You want me to take it one step further?
01:56I'm going to take a fat turd, yeah?
02:00I'm going to shake hands with the Pope.
02:01I'm going to flush down the snake.
02:02I'm going to take a big fat shit, okay?
02:11Where are the fucking toilets?
02:26Motherfucker.
02:27Motherfucker.
02:33Motherfucker.
02:34Motherfucker.
02:40Motherfucker.
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02:49Motherfucker.
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