00:03Here. After you.
00:09Not like that!
00:15This is my moment and you are ruining it!
00:20What an expensive wedding. Valentina is the luckiest bride.
00:24Some luck. My husband is violent and cruel.
00:27I'd give it all up in a second.
00:39You better kiss me, bitch! You belong to me now.
00:42Ha ha ha ha!
00:46Ha ha ha ha!
00:48Ha ha ha ha!
00:55Maxime!
00:56Why? Why?
00:58Why? Why do you get to live the life that I deserved?
01:02And be rich! It's not fucking fair!
01:06What you see is only on the surface.
01:17When we're reborn in the next life, I'm gonna win. Every time.
01:25Hi!
01:36I'm alive?
01:39And at the matchmaking party from last month.
01:42Was I reborn?
01:45Valentina! Are you listening to me? Hello?
01:49You have one job to go out there and find a rich husband.
01:53Do you even have any idea how hard I had to work to get you into this gala?
01:57Oh! You know marrying rich doesn't guarantee a perfect life.
02:04Don't worry mommy. I'll make sure I marry someone loaded tonight.
02:10This time.
02:12Maxine was reborn too.
02:15There he is. Marcello Miller. The most eligible bachelor in here.
02:23Maxine! Don't!
02:24You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
02:27Get off of me!
02:29You had your turn.
02:31It's my turn to be Mrs. Miller.
02:33You can go rot in hell.
02:36Maxine might be crazy, but I can't bear to let my sister marry a bad man.
02:42Have we met before?
02:43I swear I saw you in my dream last night.
02:47Well, perhaps it was.
02:51An illusion.
02:58An illusion.
03:00How fabulous.
03:02I don't get it boss.
03:04Why hide your identity as Mafia Don and pretend to be a security guard?
03:09Grandma's happiest when she at least thinks I'm trying to find a wife.
03:13None of these gold diggers are going to want to mess with someone who looks like they're broke.
03:16That's not necessarily complicated.
03:26Maxine, can I talk to you for a second?
03:28Get out of here.
03:30You're just trying to steal him from me again.
03:47There's that loser I chose in my previous life.
03:50Sure, he's better looking, but I'm not making that mistake again.
03:56Come on.
03:57I want you to go meet my parents because I want to take you home.
04:01Okay.
04:02Are you okay, miss?
04:03No designer suits or flashy watch.
04:07How did I not see him before?
04:10Maybe that's all I need.
04:15I want to marry you.
04:19Um...
04:21I'm so sorry, ma'am.
04:23I think you must be mistaken.
04:24I'm a security guard here.
04:25This is my first night.
04:26I know.
04:28But...
04:30If you'll have me.
04:31Wouldn't you prefer one of these other wealthy men?
04:34No.
04:36Character matters way more.
04:39Besides, I'd rather be with the guy that just saved me
04:42than the guy that matches his shoes to his Rolex any day.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:49Jealous, Valentina?
04:51I get to ride home in a Beamer.
04:53And you're throwing yourself at some random guy.
04:57You know it's not a shame to marry someone kind.
04:59Okay, whatever.
05:01Just don't come crawling back to us when you're homeless and starving.
05:05Hm.
05:06Enjoy your pathetic love story.
05:13Valentina, what the hell are you doing?
05:15You're humiliating us.
05:20You don't have to put up with this.
05:29You've really opened my eyes tonight.
05:35Alright, let's do it.
05:37Let's get married.
05:38For real.
05:39Alright?
05:40Three days from now.
05:54Wow, look at Maxine's dress.
05:56It's fabulous.
05:58Those diamonds must have cost a fortune.
06:00And look at Valentina's crappy goodwill dress.
06:04Doesn't compare.
06:06Valentina's husband isn't even here yet.
06:09Looks like she's been stood up.
06:10So pathetic.
06:13I told you you chose wrong.
06:15Listen to the people.
06:16They are mocking you.
06:18I am ashamed to call you my daughter.
06:22Dad.
06:33This is the start of your misery.
06:37Sis.
06:40Maxine, no!
06:50Sorry.
06:51I guess my diamonds got caught on my cheap dress.
06:55Why are you doing this to me?
06:57Don't blame your sister when you're the one exposing yourself in front of everybody.
07:03Why?
07:04Well, well.
07:06If you were trying to seduce me, it worked.
07:10Well, look as a smile.
07:12Don't touch me!
07:14Oh, come on!
07:16All you need is a man who knows how to appreciate your body.
07:20Set the gun!
07:23You bitch!
07:24You think you're better than me?
07:26I'll show you!
07:39Get your filthy hands off my bride!
07:52Sorry I was late.
07:54I'm just glad you came.
07:56Why does Valentina always get the princess treatment?
07:59This is my journey.
08:04What?
08:04Fuck off!
08:06Jesus.
08:07Are you sure that's the guy from the gala?
08:09He looks like the Rossi Mafia gone.
08:12Never mind!
08:14My eyes must be playing tricks on me!
08:18I pronounce you now both man and wife.
08:21You may now kiss your bride.
08:28That's beautiful.
08:30Noice is good!
08:33Gold-eudя
08:34Gold-eudy
08:34Kadar
08:34Gold-eudy
08:35Gold-eudy
08:36Gold-eudy
08:37Gold-eudy
08:53Good morning, what are you doing?
08:56It's my mom's birthday, so I'm baking her a cake.
09:00You should try it.
09:12I'm so sorry.
09:17Wow, his muscles are huge, he's so fit.
09:27You want a taste, B?
09:38Let's get him.
09:49This pendant has been in my family for generations, it means the world to me, I want you to have
09:56it.
09:56What?
09:58What are you doing?
09:59I cannot accept that.
10:01I want to prove my commitment to this.
10:17No one's ever been this nice to me before.
10:20I'll take really good care of it.
10:25I need to tell you something.
10:28Not actually.
10:29Wait.
10:32There's something that I wanted to tell you.
10:36My last partner really hurt me.
10:44I'm really glad I found someone as caring as you.
10:48I know you could never be that violent.
10:57What is it that you wanted to tell me?
11:01Nothing.
11:02Nothing.
11:03Nothing.
11:04Just how fucking beautiful you are.
11:32Don.
11:32We need to.
11:34Don.
11:36Don.
11:37Don.
11:38Why are they calling you Don?
11:40Why?
11:41We call him Don because he loves donuts.
11:55The Fontana family are encosting trouble at the casino again.
12:13I made you a cake.
12:15I don't want a stupid cake.
12:18Look at all the stuff that Maxine brought me.
12:23Happy birthday.
12:24Oh.
12:29Oh.
12:30Oh.
12:31Oh.
12:32Oh.
12:32Oh.
12:32Look at this designer handbag.
12:34Oh.
12:35Oh.
12:35This must have cost a fortune.
12:37Oh.
12:38Oh.
12:42Oh.
12:42Oh.
12:43Oh.
12:46Oh.
12:46Oh.
12:47Oh.
12:47Oh.
12:48Just like Maxine.
12:49You could bring something decent.
12:51So what?
12:53Me and Maxine are just tools for status?
12:57How dare you?
13:06Where did you get that?
13:07My husband gave it to me.
13:09Oh.
13:09The security guard?
13:11Oh.
13:11It must be Facebook.
13:13Imagine.
13:13If she thought her broke ass husband was the Don,
13:17then slap me on a giant worm and hand me some ping pong pedals
13:19cause I'm Timothee Chalamet.
13:23Are you really that stupid?
13:26We disowned you on the altar.
13:29Get the fuck out of here.
13:35You guys would really disown me cause I didn't marry rich?
13:39Fine.
13:41Then give me the pendant back.
13:43And I'll leave.
13:45Oh.
13:46Oh.
13:47Oh.
13:51Oh.
13:54Crawl.
13:55Otherwise?
13:58No.
13:59I swear to Adrian I'd keep it safe.
14:02I'll do it.
14:03What an idiot.
14:05You would crawl over glass for a worthless pendant.
14:08Maybe it's the most expensive thing that poor couple could own.
14:16I can't believe she's doing this.
14:19She's possessed.
14:21This pendant's been in my family for generations.
14:24It means the world to me.
14:25I want you to have it.
14:27I gave Adrian my word.
14:29I can't leave without it.
14:42Maxine.
14:43I cannot keep doing this.
14:46Just please.
14:48I did what you wanted.
14:49So just give it back.
14:57You're willing to go this far for your husband?
15:00But will he still love you if your pretty face gets scarred?
15:17Touch her again and I'll fucking kill you.
15:20Go.
15:21Go.
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