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00:00:16more than physical pain I fear humiliation last week hypergnosis was this close to
00:00:24being acquired by Cupertino our stock sword on the rumor I don't understand why not well it's not
00:00:36happening I just found out talks with terminators um Duncan morning remarks or you want to skip it
00:00:52I'm fine and when word gets out and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it
00:00:58was
00:00:58before it took off but sinks with an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog
00:01:05that smell just was hanging around me
00:01:12I said no sorry
00:01:18okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty pretty fucking cool news
00:01:28can't tell you what not yet but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no I have a track record I mean Fafa was a juggernaut in its time and I
00:01:52guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since I'm the man who co-created Fafa that I'm the man or the co-man and maybe I'm
00:02:02not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:17won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:29I can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42why shouldn't I have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me I wanted an upper valuation before the price was
00:02:49set
00:02:49uh sorry um
00:02:53it happens all the time
00:02:54uh
00:02:55yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:02:59IPO
00:03:00I don't know I'm not the money guy
00:03:03I do ideas
00:03:05powered by belief
00:03:06and belief is affirmed by fuckability
00:03:09if I could just
00:03:10sell my shares now
00:03:11mm-hmm
00:03:12but the SEC would
00:03:14kill me
00:03:15so I'm just gonna have to
00:03:18sync with it
00:03:19surely you're not going to be
00:03:21poor
00:03:21no
00:03:22obviously
00:03:24but Lily can't find out
00:03:25god she would divorce me just to secure half of it
00:03:27be the smart move
00:03:29do you think perhaps you're misjudging Lily
00:03:31Lily?
00:03:32no
00:03:32she'd frame all my success as dumb luck
00:03:35you know I'd become an object lesson
00:03:37an adjective
00:03:38don't pull a dunk in
00:03:40or is that a noun?
00:03:42oh Christ
00:03:44what would my dad say if he could hear me now?
00:03:48please Joanne
00:03:49really this is
00:03:50strictly between us
00:03:54thanks
00:03:54okay see you next week
00:03:56doing the work
00:03:58yeah
00:04:05schmuck
00:04:14the stressors that
00:04:17drove some
00:04:20workers at our
00:04:23Guangzhou factory
00:04:24to choose to
00:04:25exit themselves
00:04:28out window
00:04:29remain
00:04:31unresolved
00:04:33well what about our
00:04:35supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code
00:04:38their conduct
00:04:39were we to
00:04:41enforce our code
00:04:43anything heavy handed
00:04:45opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism
00:04:48text Anushka Cupertino
00:04:50what would you like to say?
00:04:52what happened?
00:04:58however our position
00:04:59has always been
00:05:00human life is valuable
00:05:02full stop
00:05:04it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what?
00:05:19wow thank you
00:05:20you picked up
00:05:21great thank you
00:05:22I cannot talk to you about this
00:05:24I was not read in
00:05:25I'm an executive here
00:05:27and I'm on your board
00:05:28recusal was mandatory
00:05:29okay just
00:05:31the acquisition door
00:05:32how fully shut
00:05:34is that
00:05:34or are we like
00:05:35playfully rimming
00:05:36the door frame
00:05:36oh I would say nailed
00:05:39like a coffin
00:05:40from my understanding
00:05:41noosh
00:05:42you're
00:05:43you're supposed to
00:05:44warn me about this
00:05:45is this your job?
00:05:46did you leak the
00:05:47acquisition rumor
00:05:48yes or no?
00:05:49no
00:05:50no
00:05:51maybe
00:05:52once it's clear
00:05:53no acquisition's forthcoming
00:05:54your stock is going to
00:05:55take a ding
00:05:56and you'll have no one to
00:05:57blame but yourself
00:05:58okay that is just
00:05:59one of the branches
00:06:00on the tree of outcome
00:06:02and there are many branches
00:06:03a lot of leaves
00:06:03it's really
00:06:04it's really leafy
00:06:05okay
00:06:06so just
00:06:07can we focus
00:06:07maybe not
00:06:08on the dings?
00:06:09you want to change
00:06:10the focus
00:06:11Duncan
00:06:11change the story
00:06:13gladly
00:06:14gladly
00:06:14yeah
00:06:15how do I do that?
00:06:16no I don't know
00:06:17presumably with another
00:06:18better story
00:06:20yes
00:06:20yes
00:06:23where I'm the hero
00:06:24sure why not
00:06:26good luck with that
00:06:27thank you
00:06:28right
00:06:55almost finished
00:06:56be done soon
00:07:01you know what that is?
00:07:03that's tungsten
00:07:03aerospace grade
00:07:05heaviest element in the universe
00:07:07this one's four inches cubed
00:07:09but weighs 43 pounds
00:07:11the crypto bros
00:07:12are super into them
00:07:13you know why?
00:07:15it's not
00:07:16it's not virtual
00:07:20it's real
00:07:21it's the realness
00:07:25here you go
00:07:26god damn it!
00:07:31you're done
00:07:32right?
00:07:33yeah
00:07:34you're done
00:07:54Gary
00:07:55he landed
00:07:55early
00:07:56no damn it
00:07:58we're late
00:07:59yeah
00:08:00have a lunch
00:08:02yeah well
00:08:02bring it
00:08:03Orson's just
00:08:04wandering around
00:08:05the airport
00:08:06where are my damn
00:08:07keys?
00:08:08you got wifi
00:08:09and snacks
00:08:10right?
00:08:10you get to the airport
00:08:11I told him
00:08:12we're already
00:08:12on our way
00:08:13well
00:08:14I don't know
00:08:15pick up your phone
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:19you're yelling
00:08:19Joanne
00:08:20being hysterical
00:08:21doesn't make you
00:08:22a better parent
00:08:22oh that's him
00:08:23honey?
00:08:24hi
00:08:25what lore's
00:08:26investment?
00:08:27uh sorry
00:08:27but I can't
00:08:28uh talk
00:08:29unwavering confidence
00:08:30a hat
00:08:31I can wear
00:08:32I have that hat
00:08:33hey Joanne
00:08:35I'm looking at a light fixture
00:08:36can you
00:08:36I
00:08:37sorry
00:08:38we talked about this
00:08:39Duncan
00:08:39you can't just
00:08:40call me
00:08:41out of the blue
00:08:41but I have a plan
00:08:42listen
00:08:42I point to the
00:08:43fabulous stock price
00:08:44which remains fabulous
00:08:45for the moment
00:08:46and I say
00:08:46I will sell
00:08:47another tranche
00:08:48in private
00:08:49secondary offerings
00:08:50who's wet for it
00:08:51okay
00:08:52if I could
00:08:52Viagra the price
00:08:53and keep it up
00:08:53long enough
00:08:54I could be like
00:08:54suck it Cupertino
00:08:56suck it and weep
00:08:57no ding
00:08:57all dong
00:08:58sorry but if you're
00:08:59leveraging the high
00:09:00stock price
00:09:00when you know
00:09:01the stock's gonna fall
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03fraud?
00:09:04or market manipulation
00:09:05I mean won't that
00:09:06arouse suspicion
00:09:06with the SEC?
00:09:07first of all
00:09:08I don't know
00:09:09the stock's gonna fall
00:09:10I'm not
00:09:10NOSFRATO
00:09:11fraud
00:09:11what
00:09:14you know what
00:09:14instead of accusation
00:09:16uh
00:09:16submission of validation
00:09:17would be nice
00:09:18Duncan
00:09:18I'm gonna have to
00:09:19take this
00:09:20no you just accused
00:09:21me of fraud
00:09:21it's my son
00:09:22and he is alone
00:09:23at the airport
00:09:24I don't care
00:09:25if he's in a
00:09:25stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops
00:09:27you do not
00:09:28hang up on me now
00:09:29no no goodbye
00:09:30nope nope
00:09:31Gary
00:09:32oh my god
00:09:33it's a sandwich
00:09:34would you hurry up?
00:09:39fuck
00:09:40god
00:09:59you are gonna love
00:10:00Los altos
00:10:01it's very progressive
00:10:02but they're not
00:10:04fruity about it
00:10:05last year
00:10:06Los altos
00:10:06was the top feeder
00:10:07for Stanford
00:10:09including Pali
00:10:16look familiar
00:10:21did your father
00:10:21send you transcripts
00:10:22from Baltimore
00:10:24I know he's not
00:10:25feeling well
00:10:25but
00:10:25your tuition's normally
00:10:2790 grand
00:10:27and there's no way
00:10:28your dad would pay
00:10:28for that
00:10:29but there was a
00:10:30scholarship that
00:10:30no one was using
00:10:31so
00:10:32you'd be surprised
00:10:33how hard it is
00:10:33to find underprivileged
00:10:34youth around here
00:10:35and as it turns out
00:10:36your father's illness
00:10:37qualified as a hardship
00:10:38so
00:10:39I guess he is
00:10:40paying for it
00:10:43not
00:10:44I
00:10:45I didn't mean
00:10:47in a carmic sense
00:10:48Orson
00:10:48you know I didn't
00:10:49mean it like that
00:10:49my gosh
00:10:50you've gotten tall
00:10:50can we go inside
00:10:53I just need to know
00:10:54if your father
00:10:54sent the transcripts
00:10:55it was the one thing
00:10:56he was supposed to do
00:10:57he just got out
00:10:58of the fucking hospital
00:10:59whoa whoa
00:11:00hey Orson
00:11:01we don't
00:11:02talk that way
00:11:02to one another
00:11:03we just
00:11:04try to use
00:11:05constructive language
00:11:06please
00:11:10okay so
00:11:11kitchen
00:11:12living room
00:11:13you remember
00:11:15where everything is
00:11:16well actually
00:11:16we have moved
00:11:18things around a little
00:11:18since you were last here
00:11:20that's my office now
00:11:21and Gary's
00:11:23is over there
00:11:23clients
00:11:24come around the back
00:11:25if you see any of them
00:11:26just ignore them
00:11:27some are professionals
00:11:28some are even kids
00:11:29from your school
00:11:29all normal people
00:11:31just you know
00:11:31sad
00:11:33through here
00:11:34so
00:11:35the room you stayed
00:11:37in last time
00:11:37the ceiling
00:11:38has
00:11:38termite damage
00:11:40and then
00:11:40the garage apartment
00:11:41flooded
00:11:42don't even
00:11:42get me started
00:11:43but
00:11:44the bedroom down here
00:11:46is all
00:11:46fixed up
00:11:48so
00:11:48whole bottom floor
00:11:49is yours
00:11:51oh
00:11:51Virginia
00:11:52did you see
00:11:53that I left
00:11:54sheets on the dryer
00:11:55I already make
00:11:56his bed
00:11:56yes I know
00:11:58but I got him
00:11:59sheets
00:11:59special
00:12:07where's the bathroom
00:12:08it's just
00:12:09around there
00:12:14so nice to have you
00:12:15home
00:12:15okay Xander
00:12:17just try mirroring
00:12:19so if they smile
00:12:23if they smile
00:12:24Xander
00:12:26can you try
00:12:26holding the smile
00:12:27it's what
00:12:28people do
00:12:34you can do it
00:12:35here
00:12:36hold
00:12:36and let it fade
00:12:38let it fade
00:12:39Martin
00:12:40are we actually
00:12:42drinking tonight
00:12:44or just pretending
00:12:45to drink
00:12:45oh
00:12:47shit
00:12:48chop chop
00:12:49I'm not dressed
00:12:50your clothes are out
00:12:55hey Tess
00:12:59Tess you're right
00:13:01I think John has made
00:13:02you mac and cheese
00:13:03or something
00:13:04I have to go
00:13:06Martin's finally
00:13:07inching towards
00:13:07a funding round
00:13:08for his little friend
00:13:09Bart
00:13:09who knows he can't
00:13:10keep spending
00:13:11our money on his
00:13:11digital child
00:13:13but I have an actual
00:13:15company that needs
00:13:15saving and you're
00:13:16on the board
00:13:17it's your fiduciary
00:13:18duty
00:13:18to come and tell me
00:13:20everything's gonna be
00:13:20okay
00:13:21sorry
00:13:22can't
00:13:23but you used to
00:13:23love to do your
00:13:24fiduciary duty
00:13:25with me
00:13:27you're on your own
00:13:49where did we go
00:13:51call the ayahuasca guy
00:13:52and tie me
00:14:04you look splendid
00:14:06you look splendid
00:14:06and very handsome
00:14:08feel like I'm
00:14:09cosplaying a version
00:14:10of me that would
00:14:10never talk to me
00:14:11Xander said I look
00:14:12French
00:14:12take style advice
00:14:14from a widget
00:14:14or me
00:14:15your choice
00:14:17don't say widget
00:14:23so
00:14:23the Guangzhou factory
00:14:25it's endless
00:14:26it's 15 hours
00:14:28ahead too
00:14:29so
00:14:29might have to
00:14:30pop out
00:14:31midway tonight
00:14:34forgive me
00:14:51come and be a winner
00:14:56come and be a winner
00:15:02be a winner
00:15:05be a winner
00:15:07be a winner
00:15:10now
00:15:37he's in a very sensitive place
00:15:40right now
00:15:40I'm a pilot
00:15:43what the hell
00:15:45he didn't think you were coming
00:15:47he begged me to come
00:15:49dad
00:15:50dad
00:15:51dad
00:15:52you
00:15:52don't be mad
00:15:53yeah
00:15:54um
00:15:55I'll go
00:15:56he wants to leave
00:15:57speak to dad
00:15:59dad
00:15:59oh my god
00:16:00dad
00:16:01dad
00:16:02what do you wish to say to him
00:16:08I'm rich
00:16:10that's great
00:16:12dad
00:16:13dad
00:16:15dad
00:16:16help me
00:16:23stay rich
00:16:39I hope no one's looking out the window
00:16:45all right go on get
00:16:47in sheet
00:16:49great
00:16:49we're going into the world's most profitable company reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli
00:17:09you good
00:17:10yeah yeah
00:17:11fine
00:17:15you must be the gentleman from the VA
00:17:17yeah that's right
00:17:18just here
00:17:18thank you
00:17:21we used to run the world jeffrey
00:17:24now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it
00:17:28good grief
00:17:29oh shit
00:17:30roughage
00:17:33generalissimo
00:17:34general don vorhees
00:17:36jeffrey hart
00:17:36hi
00:17:37nice to meet you
00:17:38what are you doing here
00:17:40oh it's time to solve the backlog at the VA
00:17:42well
00:17:43prepare to die with your boots on
00:17:45boys
00:17:46well
00:17:47about to meet with Tim
00:17:48just met with Tim
00:17:49DOD arranged a conference in partnership with Cupertino
00:17:53technology of defense
00:17:55because the millionaire jagovs love these things
00:17:57yeah nice
00:17:59nice
00:18:00hey
00:18:00you know
00:18:01tell me to get lost
00:18:02but uh
00:18:03what if I spoke
00:18:04about our initiative at your conference
00:18:07and make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes
00:18:10maybe
00:18:11major marcia
00:18:13maybe
00:18:14we'll let you know
00:18:16okay
00:18:21maybe
00:18:23guy fired me ten years ago
00:18:26prick
00:18:33goddammit
00:18:34hi
00:18:35hi
00:18:36I'm Anushka Bhattachera
00:18:38director of ethical innovation
00:18:39Tim Kwan
00:18:40corp dev
00:18:41Jeffrey Hart
00:18:41assistant to the deputy undersecretary
00:18:44Tom Ruffage
00:18:45deputy undersecretary veterans affairs
00:18:47all right
00:18:48oh just here
00:18:51yeah
00:18:51oh yeah sure
00:18:52okay
00:18:53but uh
00:18:55will the other Tim be joining
00:18:58big Tim only shows up when the contours are delimited
00:19:03uh huh
00:19:04so uh
00:19:05you guys got a traffic jam meets clearing
00:19:08yeah we do indeed
00:19:09yeah we do indeed
00:19:09Tim
00:19:10big Tim
00:19:12he likes things super direct
00:19:14right
00:19:15uncluttered
00:19:16right
00:19:16so
00:19:18straightforwardly
00:19:19what's the quant been for us
00:19:23I'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means
00:19:27quant ben is quantifiable benefits
00:19:32got it
00:19:33yeah
00:19:35well I mean uh
00:19:36I don't know
00:19:38uh
00:19:38you're here
00:19:41you live here
00:19:43and you and me and Jeffrey and Anushka and Big Tim we're all here
00:19:48there are men and women who fought for us to be here and live like this
00:19:56you know free to make a business to speak our minds to make ungodly sums of money
00:20:03but for the men and the women who actually put themselves on the front lines to defend the socioeconomic system
00:20:14in which you and your company thrive
00:20:16I mean they're not even asking you for a favor
00:20:20in fact they want to pay you a quarter of a billion dollars
00:20:26it's for your help
00:20:30so
00:20:30us helping you do the work is
00:20:33kind of like
00:20:35I don't know
00:20:35France
00:20:36helping your mother
00:20:39set up her printer
00:20:40you know
00:20:41France
00:20:42but with like
00:20:43much
00:20:43much
00:20:44much more money than France
00:20:47yeah
00:20:47you guys get it
00:20:49oh yeah
00:20:49okay
00:20:49yeah
00:20:50we of course
00:20:52recognize the sacrifice of your
00:20:55your people
00:20:58they're struggling
00:20:59and we
00:21:03we feel that
00:21:05oh
00:21:06you feel it
00:21:08we feel it guys
00:21:09we feel it
00:21:10thank you
00:21:10thank you
00:21:11you must be really feeling it
00:21:12yeah
00:21:14well
00:21:15thank you Anushka
00:21:16this has been um
00:21:18what's the opposite of uplifting
00:21:20uh
00:21:21demoralizing
00:21:22yeah
00:21:23demo
00:21:23haha
00:21:24I bet
00:21:24in these parts
00:21:25come on Jeffrey
00:21:26we got other meetings
00:21:36our 11 o'clock has to postpone until next week
00:21:41uh it's Major Marsha
00:21:42Bori says you're welcome
00:21:48you're speaking at the conference
00:21:50no
00:21:51DOD will cover a junior suite at the Elysium if we're alright with sharing
00:21:55you just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you
00:21:59you okay with sharing a suite
00:22:00I'll take the couch
00:22:01no
00:22:01no
00:22:02I've been a full-time pain in the ass
00:22:04you deserve it
00:22:05damn
00:22:06the Elysium is a shit
00:22:09thought that guy never forgave me
00:22:11why
00:22:12what did you need to get fired
00:22:13what did you need to get fired
00:22:14doesn't matter now
00:22:16booyah
00:22:29hello
00:22:30honey we can hear you
00:22:32no bassoon during office hours
00:22:36very sorry about that
00:22:38Carl
00:22:38it's fine
00:22:39no
00:22:40no
00:22:40no
00:22:41no it's not
00:22:41this is
00:22:42this is your time
00:22:43well might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes
00:22:46whatever the hell that was
00:22:50Lord knows I was just gonna complain anyway
00:22:52and who wants to hear me complain
00:22:53boohoo
00:22:54poor old rich fart
00:22:55we all deserve to complain
00:22:58not the richies
00:23:01people act like we took something
00:23:04as if we didn't build everything they touch
00:23:07and we didn't build it to be worshipped
00:23:09we built it to work and it does work
00:23:12but where's our parade
00:23:15all I see are pitchforks and ingratitude
00:23:18and I gotta be honest with you
00:23:19it's starting to make me maybe a little mental
00:23:23would you like to starfish
00:23:25no
00:23:27okay
00:23:28yeah
00:23:28thank you
00:23:34great
00:23:36I'm backsliding joanne
00:23:39this shit hill
00:23:42came up to me at milltown my heart
00:23:44the one place that I could
00:23:45go to in public when no one bothers me
00:23:48and right before I get ready to bite into my t-bone
00:23:52this stivilling shit stick
00:23:54sits
00:23:55sits at my table
00:23:59and he's like
00:24:00oh Mr. Mardoff
00:24:01you're such an inspiration
00:24:03and of course he brings up Mardoff's Law
00:24:05he was admiring you
00:24:08doesn't it make you feel
00:24:09even a little bit good
00:24:10to see your legacy in action
00:24:12Mardoff's Law is something I wrote on a napkin
00:24:14on speed
00:24:15when we still have fax machines
00:24:17profits will continue to grow forever right
00:24:20infinite growth
00:24:21yes the logic of the cancer cell
00:24:23if I could have just reached out
00:24:26and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit licker's trachea
00:24:32until it buckled
00:24:33and his eyes popped
00:24:34that would have been a legacy
00:24:38but I didn't
00:24:41I didn't
00:24:42okay Zeus
00:24:45go get it
00:24:47Zeus
00:24:49come on buddy
00:24:50gotta get it
00:24:58sorry
00:25:01I'm sorry
00:25:04I'm sorry
00:25:06hey boy
00:25:07trying to teach you some new tricks huh
00:25:10a little late for that
00:25:12don't you think
00:25:13tricks are for kids
00:25:19one day
00:25:20one day you're
00:25:21you're chasing squirrels
00:25:22and then the next
00:25:24you're shitting yourself
00:25:25on the good persian rug
00:25:27ain't right
00:25:34sorry
00:25:37you're
00:25:55you
00:26:22Stop, stop.
00:26:23Hey.
00:26:25Hey.
00:26:26Hey.
00:26:28Hey.
00:26:29Thank you for this joy.
00:26:35Yeah.
00:26:37Hey.
00:26:38Hey.
00:26:39You had a game.
00:26:40How was the game?
00:26:41Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:44That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Get out.
00:26:49Love you.
00:26:52Oh, look who's alive.
00:26:53Yes.
00:26:54I am alive and plump.
00:26:57Come on.
00:26:57Came over for a session last night.
00:26:59Right.
00:27:00And it was expansive.
00:27:04You really ought to try it.
00:27:05The puke juice?
00:27:07No.
00:27:08I had a snag at work.
00:27:12A little bit more than a snag, but Lily, my dad came to me in a vision and showed me
00:27:18a path
00:27:19forward.
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Guess arrive at one, Duncan.
00:27:24Guess?
00:27:24The reception?
00:27:26Yes.
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school.
00:27:30Nice.
00:27:30Great.
00:27:31I think maybe a shower is in order.
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:34Oh, um, and with regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did
00:27:44meet someone in Napa at the Mapas, a Danish CFO.
00:27:50Of course we use protection.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:54A fun guy.
00:27:56You'd like him.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:59Oh.
00:27:59I know Anushka was here last night.
00:28:03So, that's back on.
00:28:05You were supposed to tell me.
00:28:06No, no, no.
00:28:07I...
00:28:08She...
00:28:10That's all in the past.
00:28:11She was here as a friend.
00:28:12Right.
00:28:14D...
00:28:14Danish CEO?
00:28:15CFO.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Brush your teeth.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19Your breath stinks.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:27Oh, Rodrigo.
00:28:28You're fired.
00:28:30Good one.
00:28:31No, you're fired.
00:28:31You told Lily Anushka was here last night.
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't.
00:28:34Yes, you did.
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:36So, that dragon tattoo chick.
00:28:38I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing that thing that one time.
00:28:42Is that illegal?
00:28:43No.
00:28:44No.
00:28:44It's not illegal.
00:28:46Just frowned upon.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47Hold on.
00:28:48Yep.
00:28:49Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here.
00:28:50Okay.
00:28:51Listen to me.
00:28:51It was Napa Valley 29th and the Mudbats.
00:28:55Got it.
00:28:56Danish CFO.
00:28:57Like, you know...
00:28:59Get me that code monkey with the pink hair.
00:29:02The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
00:29:04Sorry, their nose.
00:29:05Just get her.
00:29:05On it, Duncan.
00:29:11Hey, uh, Kip, get up.
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get up from behind my desk with him.
00:29:16Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:18How's progress?
00:29:19Uh, the, uh, gentleman from the Napa Mudbats is now in Copenhagen.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Get him.
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against...
00:29:27This is America.
00:29:28We have our own rules here.
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield intended to...
00:29:35protect people and their privacy.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:37I've seen it.
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
00:29:41It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
00:29:44Your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned info sets.
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data-rich scenarios.
00:29:55So...
00:29:57This is...
00:29:58I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat.
00:30:05It's scope is basically God's eye.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09Super scopey, though.
00:30:10But in the wrong hands, it could...
00:30:12It could...
00:30:12You...
00:30:12Whose hands are you talking about my hands?
00:30:16Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench.
00:30:21Right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
00:30:27But my algo isn't intended...
00:30:28No, my algo.
00:30:29Mine.
00:30:30You work here.
00:30:31You developed it.
00:30:32Here.
00:30:33It is mine.
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit.
00:30:39Obviously.
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're...
00:30:44not.
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door.
00:30:56Sorry.
00:30:58Um...
00:30:59Mr. Park, there are rules.
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't.
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:06What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:11Hmm?
00:31:13Who's gonna...
00:31:14Who's gonna make that call?
00:31:15You?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:18How about we develop this?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:20Right?
00:31:21I'll give you the resources you need.
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:29Yeah.
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience?
00:31:35Semi-deity omniscience?
00:31:37Omniscience.
00:31:37What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out.
00:31:47Here, spoof it from this number.
00:31:57Lily?
00:31:58I was just thinking about your jugs.
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi there.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:08That was...
00:32:09Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests, shopping
00:32:14That's a big boat.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15It's really...
00:32:17He's handsome.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19You know...
00:32:21How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:27He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
00:32:30I did too.
00:32:31He likes sweet beer, herring, anal.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Cause I can tweak it too.
00:32:39No, no, no.
00:32:41It's...
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:50This is, um...
00:32:54This is a thing.
00:33:00Good work.
00:33:05Hey.
00:33:07I don't know your name.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper, hi.
00:33:11Um...
00:33:11I can count on your complete discretion with this.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:17Um...
00:33:17I want to get you something.
00:33:19I...
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21What do you need? Anything.
00:33:21An office of my own.
00:33:43Jameson.
00:33:44Jameson.
00:33:44Hey, kiddo.
00:33:45What are you up to these days?
00:33:48Soccer tournament.
00:33:49Stalker tournament.
00:33:50That sounds...
00:33:51Soccer.
00:33:52Soccer.
00:33:53I prefer skiing and squash, but they have wealth connotations.
00:33:56Uh-huh.
00:33:57Soccer's more relatable.
00:33:58Hey, Tessie's here somewhere.
00:34:00You two should...
00:34:01get together.
00:34:02When's the last time you guys had a sleepover?
00:34:05Not since, like, seventh grade.
00:34:08Okay, can you just hold...
00:34:11that...
00:34:11face.
00:34:12I'm building an intelligent entity, more of an autonomous companion,
00:34:15for alienated teens based on personal data ecosystems,
00:34:19but it has been...
00:34:20a real slog to replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness.
00:34:24Thanks, Jamie.
00:34:28Okay, just a sec.
00:34:29Sweetie.
00:34:30Sweetie.
00:34:32Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:38I don't know how many of those she's eaten.
00:34:40You try.
00:34:42You try.
00:34:42I mean, it's hard.
00:34:43It's really hard being a mom.
00:34:45It's hard being a mom.
00:35:06Honey, swim first, then eat,
00:35:08just so you don't have any digestion issues
00:35:10in the Park Hofstetter's pool.
00:35:13Can we talk, please?
00:35:15Our next session, in the office.
00:35:17But...
00:35:19I'd rather do it now.
00:35:20Duncan, circumstances don't always line with our wishes.
00:35:42You're parents gave you a smartphone?
00:35:45Uh, yeah.
00:35:46Yours don't.
00:35:48Smarts are worse than hard drugs.
00:35:49Twice as addictive.
00:35:51Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff?
00:35:56Arms dealers don't give their kids landmines.
00:36:07Yes.
00:36:15Excuse me.
00:36:15We will take you to the house a little bit
00:36:16on dark rồi.
00:36:16No.
00:36:16No.
00:36:17No, no.
00:36:18No.
00:36:18No.
00:36:19No.
00:36:20No, no.
00:36:21No, no.
00:36:21No.
00:36:34Does your mom still take your body mass index every night?
00:36:37What was her thing?
00:36:38Like, anything over-patigued,
00:36:40you're 8% less likely to get into a top 10.
00:36:44Amazing.
00:36:45You're your klepto now.
00:36:47It was better pyromania.
00:36:50Hmm.
00:36:51And you have to repeat the 11th grade.
00:36:54Plus community service.
00:36:56And I have to see Dr. Gary.
00:36:57Court ordered.
00:36:59Triple crown.
00:37:00Aw, poor Tessie.
00:37:03Stealing the flag off the flagpole.
00:37:05Turning the exit signs into no exit signs.
00:37:08So deep.
00:37:10Or just another cry for help.
00:37:13You found me out, Jamie.
00:37:15Just remember, if it comes down to it,
00:37:18just cross the street for attention.
00:37:20Up the road, if you want results.
00:37:39Hello.
00:37:39Oh.
00:37:41You're not ashamed to be seen with me?
00:37:44What are you talking about?
00:37:47Everybody from Cupertino?
00:37:49Tim?
00:37:50Little Tim.
00:37:52Guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me telepathically.
00:37:56It's working, too.
00:37:58He's just gloating.
00:37:59What?
00:38:00Why?
00:38:01He convinced Brick Tim to shut down the acquisition talks.
00:38:05Mind you.
00:38:06After you leaked the rumor.
00:38:09What did he say?
00:38:10It wasn't that.
00:38:12But I heard he called you a dumb man's genius.
00:38:16At least I'm someone's genius.
00:38:18Not everybody's asshole.
00:38:20He comes to my house.
00:38:21He comes to my house.
00:38:22Clothing?
00:38:23That is...
00:38:25How much of my stock do you own, huh?
00:38:27Little Tim Blabs about the acquisition snafu to any of these people here?
00:38:30Anyone?
00:38:31I'm sure if it's you, Cupertino.
00:38:31He won't.
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:32He won't.
00:38:32Yeah, well, he better not.
00:38:34I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too.
00:38:36I know.
00:38:36That's why I had to firewall myself off from all of it.
00:38:39Oh, and yet you still heard him call me a dumbass.
00:38:41That just happened to get through your firewall.
00:38:44The zinger.
00:38:45I mean, he is...
00:38:46He is cutting me off at the balls here.
00:38:49I need you to shut that shit down.
00:38:51Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick?
00:38:54It's one and the same.
00:39:19So this whole experience is, you know, quite out of the box for me.
00:39:24Yeah?
00:39:24It's a great community.
00:39:25It seems everyone is so lovely here.
00:39:27Happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity.
00:39:31Oh, uh, by the way, Lily knows you came to my session last night?
00:39:36Yeah, I know.
00:39:36I texted her.
00:39:39Why would you do that?
00:39:41Misunderstandings.
00:39:42They're unpredictable, costly, easily avoidable with a bit of truth.
00:39:45Well, it got lost in translation.
00:39:46She went and banged a guy in Napa.
00:39:51That is not...
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:52No, I know.
00:39:53I know.
00:39:54I know.
00:39:54I'm sorry.
00:39:55I just wanted to give Lydia another respect to an agency.
00:39:58Well, mission's super-duper accomplished.
00:40:00Don't.
00:40:02No.
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03No.
00:40:04Sound like a truffle pig.
00:40:06Don't do that.
00:40:19I want to officially introduce the reason we're all here.
00:40:22An educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena to the top five.
00:40:27Before that, master's from Columbia, Harvard before that, and a terrifically underprivileged
00:40:35upbringing in Chicago.
00:40:37I knew the minute I heard her speak at the Aspen Education Summit that she was the one to lead
00:40:44us into the future...
00:40:45Raising money or frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple is what built this town.
00:40:49It's not fraud.
00:40:50Not now, Duncan.
00:40:52If not now, I will do harm to myself and or others.
00:40:56Jesus Christ.
00:41:00Uh, goodness, I, um, should have prepared something.
00:41:07I know you're all ready for a new chapter at La Seltas.
00:41:14Oh, Orson.
00:41:16Hey.
00:41:17I, uh, I, what?
00:41:20Hey.
00:41:20Hey, sorry.
00:41:23Ooh.
00:41:26That kid laid a thinker.
00:41:29Let's make this a great year.
00:41:43Hi, um, this is, this is weird, but I was in there and I, I saw you take that thing.
00:41:50I don't know what you're telling you about, bro.
00:41:52Oh, well, that guy in there, he just, he saw me come out of the library and he might
00:41:56think that I took it, like, if so facto or whatever.
00:42:02Um.
00:42:19Okay, so listen, I'm in crisis right now.
00:42:22This is, you're looking at it.
00:42:25And my therapist, who's supposed to know me better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud.
00:42:30Okay, Duncan, I, I, I didn't call you a fraud, okay?
00:42:34Well.
00:42:34I said, what I said was that you, you might be committing fraud.
00:42:38What is the difference?
00:42:39You're not a murderer.
00:42:40You're just someone who committed murder.
00:42:42And here, when you use the word fraud in the valley, that's kind of like saying, good hustle.
00:42:48Okay, I, I, I spoke to a lawyer friend.
00:42:53What, what, what?
00:42:53I didn't mention your name or anything.
00:42:56Why would you, why would you talk to a lawyer?
00:42:58What?
00:42:58Oh, you haven't done anything about this yet acted on any of it.
00:43:04I've done the analytics, you know, I, I, I, I bag a high-profile investor, and then everybody
00:43:09forgets about Cupertino, and we grow, we grow.
00:43:13I'm sexy again.
00:43:14Come and get it.
00:43:15But you'd have to lie to, to do it.
00:43:18It's, it's, it's market manipulation, and it is a felony.
00:43:21A felony, a felony.
00:43:24No, look.
00:43:25Okay, here, you, you came here today, right?
00:43:28And I'm just going to assume to benefit your business, right?
00:43:31So you snarf up a bunch of potential hotshot clients, and they're fucked up kids, and
00:43:35that's.
00:43:36No.
00:43:37I.
00:43:40My child is attending Los Altos.
00:43:43You don't have a child.
00:43:45You just met him.
00:43:48The pooter?
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:50No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:43:51I think that we should be getting back to your gas.
00:43:53I just had an, uh-huh.
00:43:54I did.
00:43:54It's a really good one.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:43:58Okay.
00:43:58Out of all your illustrious clients, right, maybe there is one or two in my arena, or
00:44:06adjacent, and that maybe their business needs aligned with mine.
00:44:10And, and maybe their personalities match as well.
00:44:12And, and you could set us up for, I don't know, a lunch, or-
00:44:16Okay, I am, uh, not a dating service for businessmen.
00:44:20Duncan, I am a therapist.
00:44:22And you need to respect that.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24Life coaches do it all the time.
00:44:26I am not a, I am not a life coach.
00:44:28No, no, I, listen, I want to continue doing the work.
00:44:31I do, with you.
00:44:32With you.
00:44:34Then I think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths.
00:44:40You pumped your stock.
00:44:43Right?
00:44:45Yeah, and now you want to do more of it?
00:44:48I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail.
00:44:51Jail, don't.
00:44:54Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there.
00:44:57You make me feel worse.
00:44:59You do.
00:45:00And that is not your job.
00:45:01I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job.
00:45:04Okay, this right here.
00:45:06This is why we have sessions in an office.
00:45:09Boundaries.
00:45:10Okay, look, I, I, I,
00:45:12I apologize, Duncan.
00:45:14And I am ending this conversation right now.
00:45:16No, hey, wait, listen, Lily's having an affair.
00:45:23I'm just a bit agitated more than usual.
00:45:26And you keep bringing up the SEC and the lawyer and...
00:45:30Well, I am a...
00:45:31Listen, I, I depend on you.
00:45:33And I respect you.
00:45:35There is...
00:45:39There's no one else.
00:45:50Oh, man, that's a good shower.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:56Finally, an ounce of respect for the VA, huh?
00:46:00All right.
00:46:02Some legit above-board decadence.
00:46:06Yeah, I just wish the meetings went better.
00:46:08Oh, no pouting, Jeffrey.
00:46:10Come on, no feelings in a firefight.
00:46:13Smell this.
00:46:16Bergamot.
00:46:17Smells good.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18Earl Grey, right?
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:21Come on, look around.
00:46:22We're doing okay.
00:46:23I'm gonna do my pitch tonight.
00:46:26All the wigs will be there.
00:46:27The big ones, the little ones.
00:46:29Hell, yeah.
00:46:29I will make my case.
00:46:31I'll be passionate.
00:46:33I'm great when I'm passionate.
00:46:38Do you want to help me get passionate?
00:46:44Uh, Tom.
00:46:48Yeah, what about the behavioral health forum in Fairlawn, huh?
00:46:52Backseat of that car?
00:46:53Yeah.
00:46:54I got you drunk.
00:46:56Crossed the line.
00:46:57Sorry.
00:46:59But, you know, if I'm being honest, not sorry.
00:47:05I wasn't that drunk.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:12But, uh...
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:17I was younger once, you know.
00:47:19Oh, no.
00:47:19Handsomer.
00:47:20No, no, no.
00:47:21All the officers' wives wanted me.
00:47:24Yeah, you wanted the officers.
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:28You're still handsome.
00:47:30Mm.
00:47:32And my boss.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:34Right.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:39You're gonna be great.
00:47:41You know?
00:47:42You can get some.
00:47:44Wow.
00:47:45Yeah.
00:47:46Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things.
00:47:49We did.
00:47:51We need to be agile.
00:47:54And America is the greatest startup of them all.
00:47:57The future is coming.
00:47:59We like that startup energy.
00:48:02We're gonna require our contractors to look over existing genes.
00:48:07And let us know what we're good about.
00:48:10How far is the place?
00:48:12Let's go to the movies.
00:48:14Hmm?
00:48:18Born from carbon-woven composite skin.
00:48:21Wonderful speech, General.
00:48:23I'm afraid we're gonna have to bump Mr. Ruffage.
00:48:25We pay overtime if we go even a minute over.
00:48:27But wait.
00:48:28Since he wasn't part of the original program,
00:48:32is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room?
00:48:34Yeah.
00:48:35That's $2,100 a night.
00:48:37I mean, you could lie.
00:48:40Say you spoke.
00:48:41Just don't get caught.
00:48:43Don, let me say my piece.
00:48:44Five minutes.
00:48:45That's it.
00:48:46It's not about being reimbursed.
00:48:47It's for the vets.
00:48:48I find it best to leave these decisions to Major Martian.
00:48:55You son of a bitch.
00:48:58You set me up to fuck me down.
00:49:01How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
00:49:03You know what?
00:49:05To hell with this.
00:49:06I'm speaking.
00:49:08You can just try and stop me.
00:49:10Oh!
00:49:12Oh!
00:49:13Oh!
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:15Oh!
00:49:15Oh!
00:49:18Okay, okay.
00:49:41Hey, handsome.
00:49:42Hey, Dad.
00:49:43How's it going?
00:49:44Not bad.
00:49:45Not for an old geezer.
00:49:46How's it going there?
00:49:47When did school start?
00:49:49Day after Labor Day, I think.
00:49:53This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
00:49:58Simulacrum.
00:49:59Simulacrum.
00:50:01There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
00:50:05It's so weird.
00:50:06And there's this one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars,
00:50:08but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
00:50:10The world there is not the world.
00:50:16Your mother loved it.
00:50:17I did not.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:20I really want to come home.
00:50:22Soon.
00:50:23December 19th.
00:50:25The day this semester ends.
00:50:27And I checked.
00:50:28On the 21st,
00:50:29BSO is playing Berlioz's Symphony Fantastique.
00:50:32Berlioz.
00:50:34The worst case scenario,
00:50:36you do both semesters out there.
00:50:38the hospital ends.
00:50:52The real story ends.
00:50:53Oh, shit.
00:50:56Shit.
00:50:57Shit.
00:50:57Shit.
00:51:00Shit.
00:51:04I don't know.
00:51:31I don't know.
00:52:01Guys like me and you making a median wage.
00:52:05Guys who actually make this country run.
00:52:09Who need to know what they're doing or else people, real people, will suffer.
00:52:15I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
00:52:20Why did, uh, Voorhees fire you?
00:52:24I don't know.
00:52:24Who remembers?
00:52:27I might have bought him for a son.
00:52:32Don Jr.
00:52:34Oof.
00:52:35That's what he wanted to be called.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:40They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho like war's my jam?
00:52:44Or is it like, oh, we don't talk about blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would it be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:55Right, righto.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:57Bye.
00:52:59Hey, go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:03Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:06They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:11You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much, I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:26We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvich.
00:53:29Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform.
00:53:38And women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Gentlemen, what can I...
00:53:46What can I do for...
00:53:49I am sorry, I don't...
00:53:50Is it the Army?
00:53:51Is it the Navy?
00:53:53Marines?
00:53:54Air Force and Coast Guard, too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what...
00:53:59What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we meld that with our data.
00:54:18We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:22We find your bad guys, and you just...
00:54:24You just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but that...
00:54:30No, they're kind of into it, too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So it's actually a win-win-win.
00:54:35And that's sort of the slogan for hypernosis.
00:54:39Ah.
00:54:40Um, it's just...
00:54:42What?
00:54:43We represent America's veterans.
00:54:46We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:01What's the matter?
00:55:02Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You...
00:55:08You said military.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine soap vets with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind, okay?
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents, and then there's distributed in colostomy bags in ten cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that...
00:55:31So that we here could be free here.
00:55:37I admire them.
00:55:38And I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:52I...
00:55:56I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:57I know it's not great.
00:55:59What people say about me.
00:56:01But...
00:56:02But this is not...
00:56:03This is not the story I needed.
00:56:06Okay?
00:56:06This is just...
00:56:07This is goodwill fuckery.
00:56:09And your buddy, Little Tim.
00:56:10Little Tim.
00:56:11That's exactly what he's gonna say when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:16Yes.
00:56:17Yes, it is.
00:56:17I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out so he can drive up with his
00:56:28buddies and go like,
00:56:29Hey, guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole sticking up inside out?
00:56:34Yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person, and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right, and you're gonna tell the VA, guys.
00:56:45That is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:53Thanks.
00:56:55Thanks.
00:57:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:29Um, before we start, I think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor-patient confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me, as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know, I have trust issues.
00:57:45Duncan, where are we going with this?
00:57:50Easier to hear me out.
00:57:51Um.
00:57:54On May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose veins removed.
00:58:01Hypernosis.
00:58:01My company.
00:58:03We harvest your data every time you click agree, and then we put that all into an algorithm that would
00:58:08make the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:11Anything, everywhere, anybody.
00:58:14I know.
00:58:15All that godlike knowledge, and still, Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is, we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies with as much or more capability than the NSA would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here, Russia, China, India, they all have what I have on you.
00:58:34If, if they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan, um, I fear that you, you may be having a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings and court cases, like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody
00:58:47of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure a little Orwell would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58You need to leave.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02You need to face the discomforts of your truths, Jojo.
00:59:05Okay.
00:59:09When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you sold your
00:59:15shares.
00:59:15And I was like, what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:19And then I asked myself, I was like, why did she have shares in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Oh my goodness.
00:59:29Could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:32You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients.
00:59:37You, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
00:59:43VC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call sell.
00:59:46CEO hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:53What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
00:59:56Duncan, this is madness.
00:59:59You are confabulating and it's a concern.
01:00:03That superior tone is something I really would like you to work on.
01:00:06Um, sit.
01:00:08Sit, please.
01:00:11We're both flawed human beings, you and I.
01:00:16With your degree, you could have chosen to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons,
01:00:21but no, no, no.
01:00:22You planted yourself in the single richest enclave in America to help cure the scourge for performance
01:00:29anxiety, sudden wealth syndrome, no, you profited.
01:00:35It really is okay, and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today, I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:52There's level ground between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:59So can we please just...
01:01:02Please...
01:01:03Talk about my dad.
01:01:21Hello?
01:01:23Hello?
01:01:39You are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like wrath of God.
01:01:44Dad, you're like having a breakdown.
01:01:49Hypergnomes, assemble!
01:01:51We're going to make money!
01:01:53Ten million data points on every person from birth.
01:01:56You're not predicting behavior.
01:01:58You're steering it.
01:02:00Your algorithm says all that?
01:02:02Yes!
01:02:03That's the kind of tech that could help people.
01:02:07My patients have dangerous, violent tendencies.
01:02:11I just want to crush them.
01:02:14So what is your deal, bro?
01:02:17I know tech changed the world.
01:02:19But so did the bubonic plague.
01:02:21I don't get it.
01:02:22You're bot.
01:02:23Is it a moron?
01:02:24I mean, is it based on a moron?
01:02:26Duncan!
01:02:28You do not want this guy renting your company.
01:02:30Hey!
01:02:31Whoa!
01:02:34Prepare to have your mind blown.
01:02:36How are we going to?
01:02:43Let's just make a noise.
01:02:44Come on.
01:02:44No!
01:02:50Let me go!
01:02:50Let's Link in Florida!
01:02:50What are you doing?
01:02:51Give it a slap!
01:02:55Let's go!
01:02:56Let's go!
01:02:57Go!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:02:59Go!
01:03:05Now!
01:03:05Let's go!
01:03:05You
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