00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30World's history will soon be revealed!
00:32Uh, what do you mean we're finally going to learn
00:34Watto's gender?
00:37Reach in and grab my ovaries!
00:42Comedians, let's try to beat Disney to the punch.
00:44Tell me all the shocking truths we are going to learn
00:46in The Last Jedi in 60 seconds and begin.
00:50Yes, Tawny.
00:51Obi-Wan Kenobi's in a band called Obi-Wan Direction.
00:54All right, points.
00:55Tim.
00:57All the droids piss and
00:59All right, points.
01:01Paul.
01:02Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew.
01:04Yes, points.
01:06Tim.
01:07Kylo Ren is boning Lena Dunham.
01:09All right, points.
01:10Tawny.
01:11Uh, the Cantina Band has actually been replaced
01:13by the Mighty Mighty Boss Tones playing that one song.
01:16All right, points.
01:17Really going after the Boss Tones tonight, Tawny.
01:19Tim.
01:19Siento.
01:20Han Solo comes back to life
01:22as Harrison Ford's character from Sabrina.
01:24All right, points.
01:25Points for that, Paul F.
01:26The Death Star plans were actually a blueprint
01:29for friendship.
01:31Aw, points.
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