😂😂 ضحكني تربح ١٠٠٠ درهم

HD منوعات

هاشم العسيري-Hashem AlAsiri https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNp-5dxDBcd19nmi1ioOQsw?sub_confirmation=1     أفلام - films    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-LUSazVVbG_mDEjGXmFyow?sub_confirmation=1       تيك توك  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvV_UHxRhBDWMmIr-tlOg4A?sub_confirmation=1    رابط الدعم  https://creators.sa/hashem1

Transcript

00:00I said, "No, I'll burn you down and you'll perish." Then I went to the live broadcast.

00:02Ya Matenz

00:09Video Ahsnant Refry

00:15Give me a bite

00:17Are you going to cook me?

00:19I'll hit you, I'll hit you, talk

00:20There's an animal we've killed, meaning we've led it with our blood.

00:23any

00:25donkey

00:27Our donkeys

00:28And I started slowly

00:33Hi everyone

00:35How are you? How are you doing?

00:36I hope you are all doing well.

00:37And you're tired of watching today's video

00:38Today I'm in a terrible mood

00:40I need to laugh

00:41I brought the clowns to my house

00:43No, no, no

00:46We didn't agree on Hitley

00:48I said pay money so I can laugh

00:51Each one of you will make me laugh

00:53One round takes a thousand

00:54If, for example, you played several roles, you made me laugh.

00:56You can get out of here with ten tana

00:58Honestly, I'm in a sad mood; I'm just buying with my money.

01:01My accounts too

01:03I have no problem

01:04Subscribe to the channel and like the video.

01:07Subscribe to the video

01:08If you'd like to participate in the second part of this video

01:11They took part of this video

01:13Share it along with a funny video clip.

01:14By writing

01:15Okay, let's start with Walid.

01:17Peace be upon you. This is the first time I've been a little shy.

01:20Bash Ah

01:23The first point is

01:24Oh

01:25I don't have one in Arabic.

01:28So you were a mercenary

01:30Amraqiyah

01:31Oh, no, I'm from the East.

01:33Firstly, Amraqiyah, when mourning the static

01:36You are a mercantile, a mercantile, quantities

01:41What are you doing in Napatrum?

01:43Europeans?

01:51do you understand?

01:52Yorbin and Yorbin?

01:57It's a joke because you're American

01:59But in Napatrum

02:00pleasant

02:01Sarah, it means I love you.

02:03And you, who sold your face, smiled

02:05But I won't laugh

02:06I'm going to tell a joke

02:07Good

02:08Once upon a time, there was a person who was always late everywhere.

02:11To the point that even on the day of his death, he arrived after the glory

02:16I finished?

02:29He said, "It's normal to take a picture."

02:33very

02:40I love you

02:47Yes, Alish

02:53Okay

02:54Okay, Fran, you'll remove the point.

02:57There was a drunk guy who went home

03:00After that, on the day of the morning, he tells her

03:02Honestly, I've noticed that there are new developments happening at home.

03:06He's still drunk, even if the drunkard leaves.

03:07No, no, the sugar is gone.

03:09He told her, "There are some really nice developments happening at home."

03:12He said, "What does it mean that the bathroom frame works on its own?"

03:15And whoever closes the bathroom door will automatically turn off.

03:17You tell them, "Here, light it up, and here's a pack of chips in the fridge."

03:22Description

03:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

03:27señore out in the sharinglaimed

03:28Clap seas worked

03:30The awaited newcomer

03:43fine chest

03:49Anisha

03:52Scuba

04:13Thank God, his son is well-off because we only write in English.

04:19Wait, wait a minute

04:22minute

04:25I'm comfortable with the awards

04:27They all profited, and my money means I'm out of here.

04:29What God wills, but I'm comfortable because

04:31Sidour Walid Walid, I'm a slave, don't laugh at me.

04:33Because I wrote all the English books

04:35And I'm English, which doesn't make me laugh, honestly.

04:36He has one in Iraq

04:38There are two neighbors, one above the other.

04:41From the couple OK

04:43Sean is one of two neighboring couples.

04:45One is married and the other is married

04:47Okay?

04:48This one has a family, and that one has a family.

04:50any

04:52The second floor is comfortable.

04:54relaxed

04:55The owner became a consolation

04:58relaxed

04:59relaxed

05:16relaxed

05:18No, but she died a second time.

05:20She died a second time

05:22Yes, I got married

05:222-3

05:25death

05:274 times

05:28I got marriedロール

05:37He said in minerしばみんなとはい

05:41Mazani

05:42It means the woman after she died

05:44He's waiting for the woman to die so

05:46He is my consolation

05:47He gets married

05:48What did you understand?

05:50no

05:52I didn't understand

05:54I didn't understand

05:56I didn't understand

05:58I didn't understand

05:59I didn't understand

06:06I understand

06:07I understand

06:08I didn't understand

06:13His voice was a thousand times longer

06:15no

06:19Approved

06:20You mean give me

06:21Ha

06:23I am five of them

06:25What five? They said, "Give me some."

06:27You're supposed to say no, Mori, put it in, put it in

06:30Secret, by God, in the name of God

06:33Honestly, I laughed

06:35Honestly, I laughed

06:35It is the number of times the whole world laughed.

06:37Meaning

06:37Enjoy your meal

06:39pleasant

06:39Once, a stoned guy opened the refrigerator

06:42No, the qilo shakes

06:43They said, "No, my son, don't be afraid. I was just taking the water."

06:47What's shaking?

06:48No no

06:49Oh Paulo

06:50Oh Paulo

06:51Oh Paulo

06:52Paulo, you're a producer, Paulo!

06:54Gello Gello

06:55Jell-O

06:56Ah, caramel!

06:58no

06:59No Jell-O

07:00Next

07:01no

07:03Next

07:04Next

07:05Honestly, the least they should do is prepare more humorous material.

07:08I am prepared

07:09I'm ready

07:10Since I did it the first time, frankly

07:13but

07:14Did you laugh at that one time?

07:15No, it won't work again.

07:19The lowest salary scale

07:22His first calculation showed there were 25,000 short.

07:25He recalculated and found there was a 50,000 shortfall.

07:27The last thing he said was, "Okay, that's it, I won't count it, the salary won't run out."

07:32Moko means a thousand seconds

07:331000 dirhams on this

07:35Moko, a thousand seconds after Yas

07:36Next

07:37Is it okay if I ask a friend for help?

07:39no

07:39indeed

07:40I seek help

07:40It doesn't happen

07:41It doesn't happen

07:42Two against me

07:43No, that doesn't mean

07:44Isman Clabri

07:45Or two names, like Claber

07:46It means I have to act

07:48At that time, she was acting

07:49Moko

07:50Moko

07:51Moko

07:53Are you making fun of me?

07:55I fire

07:56I fire

07:57I fire

07:59These people are out laughing amongst themselves.

08:03And I'm spitting on them.

08:05I'm afraid

08:05It means they don't laugh

08:06I'm afraid

08:07I fire

08:08How do you estimate the amount of "s ...

08:12How do you estimate it in s ...

08:14music

08:15music

08:17music

08:33Eensen

08:34no

08:35music

09:03You guys are messed up

09:05mix

09:07mix

09:07No, no, no, no, donkey's hand

09:15enough

09:17We mixed up the donkeys

09:19I suffered a slow start

09:20What is the first solution for the clothes?

09:23Look

09:26Oh God, Nax

09:28My servants, I'm trying out jokes

09:31My servants, I'm trying out jokes

09:33Once upon a time there were three ravines

09:35Going to the cinema

09:37The first one is cross-eyed

09:38The second is blind and the third is deaf

09:40After they finished the movie

09:43What did the blind man say?

09:44I didn't see anything, but

09:46I heard everything

09:48What did Al-Atrash say?

09:49I didn't hear anything, but I saw everything.

09:52What did the cross-eyed man say?

09:55I'm better than both of you. I saw the movie and read it.

10:01time

10:02Why twice?

10:03No, I'm trying to change the screen; it's showing two screenshots.

10:06He's watching the screenshot twice.

10:08twice

10:10This is the first time I've heard that

10:12Information about the situation: Look at two things twice.

10:14Thank you for the very useful scientific information.

10:18Nax

10:18Peace be upon you, good morning

10:20Good morning

10:21Good morning

10:22Right, it's nighttime now.

10:23But you, the sun is there.

10:25Oh shit

10:26Oh shit

10:27My Good

10:31Sweet and not sweet

10:32the important

10:33Of course, I'm going to explain why.

10:35And we have bide collaboration

10:37We're back, boys.

10:38So you'll split the money?

10:39Exak

10:40Naya Bilad

10:42any

10:43or

10:43I'll explain why.

10:45Tell me

10:45ant

10:46Why couldn't you get in through the door?

10:48Basmina

10:49no

10:49No, just high heels

10:52Tell me

10:55If you laugh now

10:57We won't stop following up.

11:00If you laugh

11:01Basiba will laugh

11:02Try, try

11:04Second point

11:05Okay, second point

11:06Try

11:07Second point

11:08Try

11:08Second point

11:09I'm one of those who didn't fall, why?

11:11It's not

11:12Try

11:13Okay, this time is over.

11:15Let's go

11:16Second point

11:17There is someone with me who signed me

11:23Strength

11:24Strength

11:25One with strength

11:26And I did it forcefully

11:27Strength

11:28no

11:28escape

11:30You need to speak

11:35no

11:37strength

11:39Ah

11:43Lastawk

11:44Look

11:45The laugh

11:48time

11:50Honest

11:50He died

11:55Amak

11:58He died

11:59I felt

12:00hair

12:00Mac

12:02Ghenestieso

12:05Feeling

12:06S현S

12:07earnings

12:08This is Morocco, a mess.

12:09This is Morocco

12:10What? What? What?

12:14This is Morocco without Mizki

12:18You ordered me with you

12:19This is Morocco, from my past, from those who have beautified it with the most beautiful faces.

12:23With the darkest face?

12:24This situation is before her.

12:26Oh my Lord

12:27She is faced with this situation

12:28Hannabel destroyed it for him

12:30Hannah Nabil has retired from singing.

12:31Your knowledge has a feeling

12:33Issa

12:34with me

12:35Noor

12:35What are the animal conditions?

12:37No, my cows are protected.

12:40I woke up in the morning

12:41No, no, no

12:46Engraving is necessary

12:52Oh God, dinner

12:54It is a brown role

12:55My turn is to divide it among you.

12:56I swear by my eyes

12:58I divided it into two parts, go away

13:01brown

13:02I swear to God

13:03I have been allotted my share

13:05No, no, no

13:06child

13:07child

13:08No no

13:09this

13:12goodness

13:14goodness

13:15Fourth of my works

13:19Fourth of my works

13:21Fourth of my works

13:21Meaning

13:23Animal field again

13:25No animals

13:26I'm satisfied

13:27I'm satisfied

13:28no

13:29no

13:29phone

13:30no

13:34Noooooooo

13:35I'll make you socks

13:36I'll make you socks

13:37Life is not about voting

13:39energy

13:41energy

13:42energy

13:42Don't forget

13:44This

13:45Don't forget

13:47Don't forget

13:48Don't forget

13:53500

13:54What, am I joking?

13:56this

13:57give

14:01One

14:02I buy

14:04Actually, Zain is close to 500

14:06Those who forget me

14:08Sal

14:08Nax

14:09You took too long

14:10Okay, let's go.

14:11Tare mirin Tare mirin Tare mirin hashtoa

14:17Honey mirin tarry mirin

14:21By God, I swear by God, I am sublime.

14:24What should I ask you, you pig?

14:27I think it's just a way to dismiss ideas that aren't funny.

14:30So that she doesn't laugh because of me and her sweet thoughts

14:33Mom, you're hitting this?

14:36Nax

14:37Nax

14:38Hello

14:39And may peace be upon you

14:40We won't reduce the sun and moon, and that's enough.

14:42And your smile is sweet

14:43And your smile is sweet

14:44I don't know what this question is.

14:45Hani, I'm coming to tell a joke, God willing.

14:47Ali the difficult number

14:48Are you sure you're telling me a joke or are you just being sarcastic?

14:52Hani, your laugh wasn't the one that made me laugh.

14:54Honestly, it's no joke.

14:55What is it?

14:56It's a parking lot, but it's not a bus stop

14:59Mal's position

15:01Malbaiscles

15:03альнойтيستات

15:03One building

15:06Your secret is in Nasiriyah

15:07Ha ha ha ha con

15:10Not

15:10Greetings, Junior

15:12hopefully

15:27And he is direct

15:28Key to this

15:28Yes, yes

15:29Hey, can we get some water?

15:31What's in this juice?

15:35What am I doing, Mom?

15:39Your coldness is like poison in the juice.

15:42Oh my God

15:44Take it, you who brought it

15:46This is a new juice

15:48Rizi, you're hurting me

15:54Jaibaa

15:55Jaibaa

15:55I noticed that they were laughing more than me.

15:59Sex Spin

16:00Scoop

16:01Scoop

16:02Me too, just me

16:02Scoop

16:03Scoop

16:05Scoop

16:06Open Google and read jokes

16:08I have no jokes

16:09You're both boring

16:11They made me laugh

16:11Um Aiti, make me laugh

16:12No, no, no, no, no, no, don't make us laugh.

16:15Guys, guys, let's go back and make her laugh.

16:17Yalla oh

16:18I'm going to make you laugh

16:19We are bored

16:20No, you're not laughing, we're laughing.

16:22Yes, you're right, no, they're laughing.

16:24Maybe there's an ant and an elephant

16:27The elephant sat down on an ant

16:29And he started singing "My Homeland"

16:31My homeland

16:34I told the ant

16:36She disobeyed me

16:39She disobeyed me

16:40Next

16:42One is fine

16:43No phones allowed

16:44Telephones are prohibited

16:45Telephones are prohibited

16:46Telephones are prohibited

16:48But we didn't use it while we were standing.

16:50Telephones are prohibited

16:51Yes

16:54You're talking to me, you're talking to myself

16:55Yeah, seriously? You're laughing? I'm dying to know what you're saying.

16:57We are a funny radio station

16:58A stingy person is going to buy perfume

17:00Since it means the owner of a perfume brand

17:03same

17:04Yes

17:05He's going to buy perfume and put some on.

17:08His tattoo

17:08God said, "Your scent is very sweet."

17:10I've already saved it in my memory.

17:12What? What? What? What?

17:13Wito Ta'zi Aidi

17:14What's wrong?

17:16Okay, any juicy animal

17:17Madan'atan

17:18One opened a juice shop

17:20Write "Squeeze Yourself"

17:23So that we can save the workers

17:27no

17:29Laugh

17:31no

17:32Amdenak

17:33Baqbal

17:33Squeeze yourself

17:37Forgive the workers

17:39I'm out

17:40I look forward

17:43naturally

17:45I saw a light that passed by

17:47Very beautiful

17:48A thousand dirhams have spoken to me

17:49no

17:50It's very beautiful here.

17:52You made me laugh

17:522500

17:55But light

17:57She laughs, a failure

17:59I honestly

18:00I loved everything about it.

18:03And she always makes us laugh

18:04Good

18:05That's all for today's video.

18:06He made me laugh and took a thousand dirhams

18:09My money flew away and evaporated into the sky

18:11Congratulations on the money

18:13And if you want to subscribe to this video

18:16And you live in the Emirates

18:17I will put an email address on the screen.

18:19Send yourselves a video message

18:21Tell us if you'd like to participate in this video.

18:24Tell a joke that's better than another joke.

18:26And if you'd like to subscribe

18:28But you don't live in the Emirates.

18:30They took a clip from this video

18:31They put it on TikTok

18:32They asked us for a tag

18:33The one with the most views

18:35wins

18:35Announcing us in the next video will earn them a thousand.

18:38I love you all

18:39Subscribe to the channel

18:41Subscribe to the channel

18:43Subscribe to the channel

18:45Subscribe to the channel

18:46God's blessings

18:47And I'll see you, who is Amtabh Bhuddu Jalsh Allah?

18:50Bye bye

Category

Transcript

Comments

Recommended