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00:00:25Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that?
00:00:30Please?
00:00:30Oh, please. Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See? The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50You should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:22You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona, and you can't reach your full potential
00:01:29until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:48Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:52Remember?
00:01:57Oh.
00:02:00Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights, fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm going to have some fun.
00:02:29That would be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house.
00:02:34It's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas, like I said.
00:03:08I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:12Remember your mission.
00:03:14Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her,
00:03:17and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:20You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:22It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:33I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:40When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:13It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:17Who remembers shipping it as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at, like, 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:16Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:43Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:59Eric motherfucking Svensson
00:06:01Excuse me?
00:06:02You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me
00:06:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svensson
00:06:11I know exactly who you are
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else
00:06:35Thank you
00:06:43You nervous?
00:06:45Not at all
00:06:47You can always fold, you know
00:06:48I'd hate to send you home empty-handed
00:06:53Not a chance
00:06:55I'm here to win
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else
00:07:01Oh
00:07:02I am
00:07:03Very focused
00:07:07Are you guys done
00:07:08Making good eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips
00:07:13I call
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this
00:07:18But don't worry
00:07:19I'll let you go another round
00:07:21Once I beat you
00:07:23Actually
00:07:24I think I'm about to hit the jackpot
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:49I have wanted to do that
00:07:51Since I saw you by the pool in your bikini
00:07:53Eric
00:07:54Everyone can see
00:07:56Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let him watch
00:08:16Give him a shower
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop
00:08:30Use your words
00:08:33Tell me what you want
00:08:34I want your tongue inside me
00:08:37Please
00:08:37That's a good girl
00:08:45Eric
00:08:49Wait
00:08:49Wait, I think I'm gonna
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No
00:08:58That was from him
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch
00:09:10Beginner Lux
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand
00:09:14No can do
00:09:16I have a date with a
00:09:18Very pretty lady
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling
00:09:25That you're not exactly
00:09:26As you present
00:09:28Eric
00:09:29Phillips
00:09:30It is Vegas
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46You know
00:09:47It wasn't very nice of you
00:09:49To tease me with
00:09:51Your strap of your dress
00:09:52During our game
00:09:54It's very distracting
00:09:57Well you know
00:09:58It wasn't very nice of you
00:10:00To send me that little vision
00:10:01During our game
00:10:02I just wanted to give you
00:10:03A little sneak preview
00:10:09Eric, there are people
00:10:15And if you're quiet
00:10:17They won't see you
00:10:21I should stop
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan
00:10:23Was supposed to go
00:10:24You know, you were right before
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am
00:10:28And who out there
00:10:29Is exactly
00:10:30As they present
00:10:32But I am
00:10:33Look, I don't care
00:10:34Who you are
00:10:35Outside of this
00:10:36For once
00:10:37In my life
00:10:38I
00:10:39I just want to forget
00:10:40About everything
00:10:42Just live in the moment
00:10:44And I think you
00:10:47Can help me do that
00:10:55Remove the camouflage
00:10:57I want you to see
00:10:58I want you to see you
00:11:00The real you
00:11:02But then you'll know
00:11:03Who I am
00:11:04I already know who you are
00:11:06The real you
00:11:09Wants to let go
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me
00:11:16No one's ever looked at me like that
00:11:17He really wants me
00:11:19The real me
00:11:21Fuck
00:11:23You are gorgeous
00:11:27I want you
00:11:29I want you
00:11:30I need you
00:11:35Spread your legs for me
00:11:41Keep your eyes open
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself
00:11:46Come
00:11:46All over my fingers
00:11:53Keep your eyes open
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:12:02They can
00:12:02If you stay quiet
00:12:04Keep your eyes open
00:12:05Or I'll stop
00:12:11That's a good girl
00:12:13Look down at my hand
00:12:19Oh my god
00:12:20They hurt me
00:12:21I can't
00:12:22Just relax
00:12:25I can't
00:12:26Eric
00:12:29Don't
00:12:30Don't think
00:12:31Just fail
00:12:32Tell me anything
00:12:34So good
00:12:36But I need
00:12:37More
00:12:38Eric
00:12:41You feel so good
00:12:43I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:12:46I can't wait to make you come
00:12:50I'll beat you there
00:12:53I'm gonna go down
00:12:54I want you to scream my name
00:12:57And let go
00:12:57Five
00:12:59Four
00:13:01Four
00:13:03Two
00:13:07Four
00:13:08Four
00:13:09Four
00:13:09Four
00:13:09Four
00:13:11Four
00:13:11Four
00:13:22Four
00:13:23Four
00:13:28Four
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand
00:13:30In front of other people
00:13:33I think this is your floor
00:13:36Four
00:13:36Four
00:13:37Four
00:13:37Four
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at 8 o'clock if you decide that you want one.
00:13:47See you there.
00:14:23Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that, please?
00:14:28Oh please, don't be such a child.
00:14:31Do you still have the wand of light?
00:14:42See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:14:47No, you should be more careful.
00:14:49The wand of light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:54And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:15:00But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:15:06Yeah, unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:15:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:15:13Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:15:18I know. Sorry.
00:15:21You are the guardian of the wand of light, Leona.
00:15:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:15:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:15:35What?
00:15:35Mom, no, please don't.
00:15:37Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:15:43Mom, please...
00:15:43Understand?
00:15:46Don't worry, Mom.
00:15:49I'm the responsible daughter.
00:15:50Remember.
00:15:58Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:16:01This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:16:06For two more nights.
00:16:09Fuck my responsibility.
00:16:12I'm gonna have some fun.
00:16:26That would be $25.
00:16:29I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:16:34Right.
00:16:35It's on the house.
00:16:54There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:17:03Where the hell are you?
00:17:05I mean, Vegas, like I said, I would be old man.
00:17:07Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:17:10Remember your mission.
00:17:12Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:17:15And then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts.
00:17:18You mean your debts.
00:17:20Quiet.
00:17:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:17:24You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:17:27Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:17:30I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:17:37Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:17:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:17:42Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:17:45Do you understand?
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:48I understand.
00:17:49Good.
00:17:50And you, keep practicing.
00:17:52You sound god-awful.
00:17:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:18:11It's two of us.
00:18:13You're saying you don't remember me.
00:18:15Who remembers shipping it as dumb teams anyways?
00:18:18No way.
00:18:19Totally.
00:18:20I love that show.
00:18:21I watched it when I'm sitting at like 2am.
00:18:24This is one of my favorites.
00:18:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:18:27But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:18:29Really?
00:18:31I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:18:36Looks can be deceiving.
00:18:42The Wand of Light.
00:18:44So it does exist.
00:18:46Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:18:48It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:18:51Why not?
00:18:52We're witches.
00:18:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:18:56Why can't true love?
00:18:58I am Lili, by the way.
00:19:02Lili Collins.
00:19:05Eric Phillips.
00:19:07Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:19:10Damn.
00:19:11He's hot.
00:19:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:19:13I deserve a little fun.
00:19:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:19:17I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:19:19Maybe I'll see you there.
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:40Okay, Svenson.
00:19:41Don't fuck this up.
00:19:56Eric.
00:19:57Motherfucking Svenson.
00:19:58Excuse me?
00:19:59You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:20:02And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:20:04I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:20:07Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:20:09I know exactly who you are.
00:20:25You know who she is?
00:20:27I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:20:41You nervous?
00:20:42Not at all.
00:20:44You can always fold, you know.
00:20:47I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:20:51Not a chance.
00:20:53I'm here to wait.
00:20:55You sure?
00:20:56Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00I am very focused.
00:21:05Are you guys done making good eyes at each other or what?
00:21:10You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:21:11I call.
00:21:13Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:21:16But don't worry.
00:21:17I'll let you go another round.
00:21:19Once I beat you.
00:21:21Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:21:27Eric?
00:21:47I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:21:51Eric, everyone can see.
00:21:54Do you want me to stop?
00:22:10What's he?
00:22:11Let him watch.
00:22:14Give him a shower.
00:22:26Please don't stop use your words tell me what you want. I want your tongue inside me, please. That's a
00:22:36good girl
00:22:47Wait, wait, I think I'm gonna... Was that some kind of vision? No, that was from him
00:23:06Lucky son of a bitch. Beginner Lux, let's see you do it again next hand. No can do.
00:23:14I have a date with a very pretty lady
00:23:22Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present, Eric Phillips?
00:23:28It is Vegas. Isn't that part of the fun?
00:23:44You know, it wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:23:50Hmm
00:23:52It's very distracting
00:24:00I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview
00:24:11Eric, there are people
00:24:13And if you're quiet they won't see you
00:24:19I should stop
00:24:20This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go
00:24:22You know, you were right before
00:24:24I'm not who I say I am
00:24:26And who out there is exactly as they present
00:24:29But I am
00:24:31Look, I don't care who you are outside of this
00:24:34For once in my life
00:24:36I...
00:24:36I just want to forget about everything
00:24:40Just live in the moment
00:24:42And I think you
00:24:45Can help me do that
00:24:53Remove the camouflage
00:24:55I want you to see you
00:24:57The real you
00:25:00But then you'll know who I am
00:25:02I already know who you are
00:25:04The real you
00:25:07Wants to let go
00:25:13No one's ever looked at me like that
00:25:16He really wants me
00:25:18The real me
00:25:19Fuck
00:25:21You are gorgeous
00:25:25I want you, Eric
00:25:28I need you
00:25:32Spread your legs for me
00:25:38Keep your eyes open
00:25:42I want you to watch yourself come
00:25:45All over my fingers
00:25:51Keep your eyes open
00:25:57I thought you said that they couldn't hear me
00:25:59They can't if you stay quiet
00:26:02Keep your eyes open
00:26:03Or I'll stop
00:26:08That's a good girl
00:26:10Look down at my hand
00:26:17Oh my god, they hurt me
00:26:19I can't
00:26:19Just relax
00:26:22I can't, Eric
00:26:26It's okay
00:26:26Don't think
00:26:29Just tell
00:26:30Tell me anything
00:26:32So good
00:26:34But I need
00:26:35More
00:26:36Eric
00:26:39You feel so good
00:26:41I can't wait to put my mouth on you
00:26:46So I'm gonna make you come
00:26:49I'll get you there
00:26:51I'm gonna go down
00:26:53And I want you to scream my name when I come
00:26:56Five
00:26:57Four
00:26:59Two
00:27:00Two
00:27:02Two
00:27:04One
00:27:06Two
00:27:06Two
00:27:06Two
00:27:07Two
00:27:13Two
00:27:14Two
00:27:15Two
00:27:18Two
00:27:28Three
00:27:29of other people.
00:27:31I think this is your floor.
00:27:39I'll be at the fountain tomorrow
00:27:40at 8 o'clock.
00:27:43If you decide that you want one.
00:27:45See you there.
00:27:56How did he know
00:27:57what floor I was on?
00:28:03So you've told me all about
00:28:05your wild sister
00:28:06and the things that she's done.
00:28:08What about you?
00:28:12I'm the responsible sister.
00:28:15The boring one, if you will.
00:28:18And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:28:20All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:28:23I don't believe you.
00:28:24I mean, I know how you are
00:28:26in an elevator.
00:28:27Oh, come on.
00:28:30Come on.
00:28:31It's Vegas.
00:28:33Let me be your bad influence.
00:28:35Just for tonight.
00:28:38So,
00:28:39any bad ideas?
00:28:44Just one.
00:28:52What are you doing?
00:28:53What are you doing?
00:29:08No.
00:29:09No games.
00:29:11Just fuck me already.
00:29:12I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:29:14Consider me wooed.
00:29:15Then we could take it slow?
00:29:17Your lips say one thing.
00:29:19But your body says something else.
00:29:33Wait.
00:29:35Shit.
00:29:36I almost lost my cool.
00:29:38I gotta remember the plan.
00:29:42Oh my god.
00:29:43I can't believe I just did that.
00:29:45That was so embarrassing.
00:29:46This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:29:48That was way too much.
00:29:49Hey, you're never too much.
00:29:51You don't understand, Eric.
00:29:53Okay, if my family saw me do any of that,
00:29:55they would freak out.
00:29:57Tonight's not about your family.
00:29:59Tonight's about you.
00:30:00Remember?
00:30:01Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:30:03Do something that you want to do.
00:30:06Something no one would expect.
00:30:08Maybe he's right.
00:30:10I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:30:16For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:30:20She spotted the chapel.
00:30:23Just like I planned.
00:30:27So, are you, uh,
00:30:28be sure about this marriage thing?
00:30:30It's only temporary.
00:30:31Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:30:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:30:37So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:30:40I'm ready if you're ready.
00:30:41Ah!
00:30:43Come on!
00:30:47Let's go.
00:30:53You're nervous?
00:30:56Just, never been married before.
00:31:04Um, it's my sister.
00:31:06I need to take this.
00:31:07Oh, yeah, take your time.
00:31:09Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:31:11Hey, mama, let's get some flowers for you.
00:31:13Come on.
00:31:13Let's do it.
00:31:15You need to come home, now.
00:31:17I can't, secret.
00:31:18Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:31:20He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:31:23He looks at me weird.
00:31:25It really freaks me out.
00:31:26You were my big brother, E.
00:31:28I need you here.
00:31:30Listen, I can't leave right now,
00:31:31but I promise when I come home,
00:31:33I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever, okay?
00:31:39Hey.
00:31:41Is everything okay?
00:31:43Yeah.
00:31:46Yeah, it's fine.
00:31:48You, uh, you sure about this?
00:31:52It's only temporary.
00:31:54Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:32:00Let's go.
00:32:15Right, only temporary.
00:32:18Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon,
00:32:20then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:32:24But she doesn't know that.
00:32:25And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:32:29Is your sister okay?
00:32:31Is something wrong?
00:32:33Nothing's wrong.
00:32:35We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:32:38What could possibly be wrong?
00:32:41All right, you ready to rock and roll,
00:32:42you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:32:45Let's get this show started.
00:32:47Woo!
00:32:47Woo!
00:32:48Woo!
00:32:49Woo!
00:33:14This is it.
00:33:16I have the Wand of Light.
00:33:18The most powerful object in the world.
00:33:21If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:33:25Set Sigrid and I free.
00:33:33But I already betrayed her once.
00:34:15I tried to flip it out for a while beyond my father's death.
00:34:17to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:34:19Be back soon.
00:34:30It's only temporary.
00:34:31Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:34:33The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:34:36Hmm.
00:34:37That's weird.
00:34:39The mark should have worn off by now.
00:34:48So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:34:55No, it's...
00:34:56complicated.
00:34:58Complicated?
00:34:59Or distracted?
00:35:01You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir
00:35:04and bind her power to this family.
00:35:06Not to play house.
00:35:08You're a Svensson.
00:35:09Act like one.
00:35:10Eric is a Svensson?
00:35:13I married my family's worst enemy?
00:35:16I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:35:18Then stop hesitating.
00:35:21If the rumors about the wand of light are true,
00:35:23we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:35:25So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl
00:35:28and then bring her to me!
00:35:31Idiot!
00:35:39He's been lying this whole time.
00:35:47I need to tell her the truth.
00:35:51You lying piece of troll shit!
00:35:53You didn't want me.
00:35:54You just wanted the fucking wand, didn't you?
00:35:59I didn't even know the wand existed until I met you.
00:36:01You still lied to me, Eric.
00:36:02You knew I was a Sherwood from the start.
00:36:04That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:36:07Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:36:09Why before? Before you decided to mess with me?
00:36:11Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:36:14I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:36:16I'm trying to save mine!
00:36:17Oh!
00:36:17I know all about you, Svensons!
00:36:20All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:36:25I should have caught it at the poker table,
00:36:27but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:36:30The hand fast, Mark?
00:36:32It'll fade!
00:36:33Just like you!
00:36:34Just like whatever this was!
00:36:35The hand fast wasn't a trick!
00:36:37Not that part!
00:36:39Not with you!
00:36:40It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:36:42You will never, ever get the wand!
00:36:46Lily, what?
00:36:49When this fades, Eric,
00:36:51I will never have to see you again!
00:37:06So...
00:37:07That didn't happen.
00:37:10My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:37:14Then a month went by...
00:37:17Then...
00:37:18Well...
00:37:22See, this is where you don't fuck with old magic.
00:37:25It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:37:28Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:37:35Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:37:42Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:37:50I tried calling.
00:37:52Texting.
00:37:53Sending flying monkeys.
00:37:55Nothing.
00:37:56Not a single word.
00:37:58From my beloved husband.
00:38:00For half a year.
00:38:09And yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:38:13So...
00:38:13The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger...
00:38:18Was bad enough.
00:38:19No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:38:24I just need one night...
00:38:26To sleep without...
00:38:28Thinking about him.
00:38:52Who are you?
00:38:53What do you want with the wand of light?
00:38:56Nothing.
00:38:57I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring him that wand.
00:39:02Payday?
00:39:03Someone sent you!
00:39:05Who?
00:39:06I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:39:08Sorry, sweetie.
00:39:10Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:39:27Be wise not to fight back, witch.
00:39:29You're in over your head.
00:39:32I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:39:36Suit yourself.
00:39:42What the fuck?
00:39:42Suit yourself.
00:39:51What the fuck?
00:40:05Get off me! She has the wand!
00:40:09I got the wand.
00:40:10I'll get the rest later.
00:40:12I got the wand.
00:40:14No!
00:40:18You are the reason I lost the wand!
00:40:20Who are you?
00:40:27The hand fast mark.
00:40:32Hello, wife.
00:40:33Miss me?
00:40:37What are you doing here?
00:40:39I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you're more into bondage.
00:40:44I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:40:46Shut up!
00:40:50You should be thanking me.
00:40:54You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone.
00:40:57How did you even find me?
00:41:00Wait a minute.
00:41:01What?
00:41:01You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:41:05Maybe.
00:41:06Oh, you slimy, tote-faced motherfucker!
00:41:11Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:41:16here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:41:21Look, I was just gonna borrow it!
00:41:23Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good Spence and schemes?
00:41:26I-I just-I need it, okay? It's-it's the only way that we can be free.
00:41:33Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:41:39hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:41:41Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or worse.
00:41:45No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:41:48I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:41:50It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand! That shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:41:57I can get it back!
00:41:59Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:42:04I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:42:08the divorce spell.
00:42:09Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:42:13I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:42:17But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:42:28No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:42:32It is my job as a Sherwood heir to set things right, so I don't let the wand fall into
00:42:37the wrong hands.
00:42:39And you really think after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:42:44the entire world?
00:42:46Fair. Uh, whatever you want, Lili.
00:42:49God, I hate when you call me that.
00:42:52Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:42:57Eric, husband, daddy...
00:43:00Shut up! Don't call me wife either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:43:05You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:43:10Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:43:14We'll see.
00:43:19Now, the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:43:24That's a ten-mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:43:28Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay?
00:43:32It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or four days.
00:43:35Well, lucky for you, I already packed our bags.
00:43:39Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:43:46After this, we're done. You got it?
00:43:48Don't go back on your words, Vincent.
00:43:50We will do the divorce spell.
00:43:52Cross my heart.
00:43:54Hope to die.
00:44:12You imagined a car here?
00:44:14This isn't just any car.
00:44:23This is Bessie.
00:44:24You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:44:31roof?
00:44:32I mean, if you're not comfortable, I could go by myself. If you trust me not to run away.
00:44:42Hmm.
00:44:44I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin. I was going to throw in the trash.
00:44:50Then your chariot awaits, wife.
00:45:13Well, you've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:45:28You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:45:31Wait, why are we turning?
00:45:33We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:45:37That circle is getting further and further away. Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:45:42Why don't you just let me drive?
00:45:43Because you haven't slept either. Plus, no one can drive Bessie but me.
00:45:49What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:45:51No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:45:54My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions. Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:46:01The Svensson's like to hoard their treasures.
00:46:03Your family has issues.
00:46:06Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:46:08Was this your plan all along?
00:46:10Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the
00:46:15divorce?
00:46:16Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:46:19Yeah. Okay.
00:46:33You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have, then you do not
00:46:38even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:46:46I promise, no funny business. Pinky promise.
00:47:10Goodnight to you two.
00:47:13What?
00:47:26In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:34Sigrid.
00:47:36She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:47:39She's different than us.
00:47:41Better.
00:47:42Not like you?
00:47:44No.
00:47:46Not like me.
00:47:48But you already know that.
00:48:14It's a vital thing.
00:48:16It's a very important thing.
00:48:40I will stop.
00:48:41Do you have any advice?
00:48:41Good morning, wife.
00:48:43I told you not to call me.
00:49:02You were saying something?
00:49:04What?
00:49:08How did you know I was awake?
00:49:10The husband always knows.
00:49:19Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna shower.
00:49:25No peeking.
00:49:30Cross my heart.
00:49:32Hope to die.
00:49:40I need to get a grip.
00:49:42Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:49:47I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:50:00I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:50:15Look.
00:50:16I'm so close.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:23That's it, Lily.
00:50:25Be a good girl.
00:50:27And come for me.
00:50:35Are you ready?
00:50:39Okay.
00:50:40Eric.
00:50:55You said that you wouldn't look.
00:50:59I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:51:02Well, I'll think about me.
00:51:04God, you are so full of yourself.
00:51:07Do I know what I heard?
00:51:09Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:51:11Oh.
00:51:14Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:51:21You came so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:51:26I think about those times a lot.
00:51:30Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:57You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:52:00It's on a need to know basis.
00:52:02Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:52:06I am your wife after all.
00:52:08Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:52:10Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:52:13I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:52:16So all I am is a mistake.
00:52:18If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand fast married.
00:52:22Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:52:27Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family.
00:52:30But in mine, it's huge.
00:52:32See? There you go again.
00:52:34Always worried about what your family wants.
00:52:35It's never about what you want.
00:52:37I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:52:40If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:52:43Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:52:46That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:52:50You ever think of that?
00:52:52Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:52:54Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:52:56Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:53:17I'm gonna get some coffee.
00:53:18It's getting dark. You really think you should be alone?
00:53:21So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:53:28Fine. Just don't take too long.
00:53:33You got her in the car or what?
00:53:35Who?
00:53:36Don't play done with me, boy.
00:53:38The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:53:44You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:53:46You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:53:49Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:53:52What's the end game here?
00:53:53You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:53:57What does she have to do with it?
00:53:58Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:54:01I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:54:05When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:54:09And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:54:14So you just want to use her?
00:54:15Like you use mom?
00:54:17Like you're using your own daughter.
00:54:19This is not a request, boy.
00:54:21Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:54:26Your magic, everything.
00:54:27And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:54:42This isn't right. The trail should still be here.
00:54:46Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:54:48Yeah, thank you.
00:54:49Wait, how did you know my...
00:54:52You.
00:54:56But the map said that...
00:54:58That's cute.
00:54:59You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:55:07That wombs is mine.
00:55:11Not anymore, it's not.
00:55:13And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:55:17Employer?
00:55:19Hold still.
00:55:21This will only hurt a bit.
00:55:22No, stop! Stop!
00:55:32Get away from her!
00:55:38Eric, the wand!
00:55:43Eric, the wand!
00:55:51My magic.
00:55:53She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:55:55You're okay. I got you.
00:55:58You're okay.
00:55:58Oh!
00:56:01I don't understand.
00:56:03The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:56:05What did she want with my powers?
00:56:07The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:56:11She can't have gone far. We'll find her.
00:56:13Lay low for now.
00:56:14Eric, stop the car! I can't breathe!
00:56:17Okay.
00:56:27Hey, hey, hey. Look at me. Look at me. You're okay. You're okay. Just breathe. I got you. You're safe.
00:56:35I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:56:38I'm not gonna let that happen. Not while I'm breathing.
00:56:55I still hate you.
00:56:59If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:57:03This doesn't change anything.
00:57:06It's only scratching an itch.
00:57:08Once we get the wand, and we do the door spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:57:19Is that what you want, Lily?
00:57:21You wanna forget how good I make you feel?
00:57:24You wanna forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:57:34Eric.
00:57:37Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:57:45We can't do this.
00:57:48This is what goes wrong between us. We can't make that mistake again.
00:57:52We have a job to do, Eric.
00:57:54Let's get the wand. That's it.
00:57:57And then what?
00:57:58You know what happens after, Eric.
00:58:01We do the divorce spell.
00:58:03And we never see each other again.
00:58:05.
00:58:09.
00:58:10.
00:58:37It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:58:39It's cinnamon, old magic.
00:58:46I should have known.
00:58:48It's a satyr's inn, that smell.
00:58:53A nomenin habitus smell.
00:58:55It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:59:00You mean orgies?
00:59:03Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the known world.
00:59:06It lowers any fear.
00:59:07Doubt, shame grants you your deepest desires.
00:59:14Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:59:26Eric, don't.
00:59:29I'm trying not to.
00:59:39Eric, don't.
00:59:42I'm trying not to.
00:59:48The spell doesn't create desire.
00:59:52It lets go of the lies.
00:59:55It tells us what we really want.
00:59:57What I want doesn't matter.
01:00:00It matters in here.
01:00:02Tell me what you really want.
01:00:05You can say goodbye.
01:00:07And go our separate ways.
01:00:09Or you can tell me you want this.
01:00:12You want me.
01:00:15Tell me.
01:00:16Tell me.
01:00:16Tell me to stay.
01:00:20Stay here.
01:00:21Please.
01:00:23God, what is this?
01:00:24Is this just the magic?
01:00:27No.
01:00:30It's not the spell.
01:00:32It's freedom.
01:00:34You can hear the outside world doesn't matter.
01:00:37Just you.
01:00:39And me.
01:00:41You shouldn't want this.
01:00:44I know.
01:00:46I shouldn't be doing this.
01:00:51Or this.
01:00:53Be able to share with.
01:00:55To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
01:00:59You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
01:01:03To mine.
01:01:05You love the ear.
01:01:07To the share with family.
01:01:08Lily.
01:01:10Who are you?
01:01:12I want you, Eric.
01:01:14I need you.
01:01:18Tell me who you are.
01:01:21Lily.
01:01:23Close.
01:01:27But not quite.
01:01:29Tonight.
01:01:31Tell me who you are.
01:01:34Your wife.
01:01:35My wife.
01:01:36Steve
01:01:36I want you.
01:01:37My wife.
01:01:37My wife.
01:01:41Jay.
01:01:59This doesn't change anything.
01:02:01I know.
01:02:03We can have tonight, and then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
01:02:07Sure, I'll go back to being my bad self, and you can go back to pretending to be a good
01:02:13little witch.
01:02:14Excuse me?
01:02:16Don't deny, Lili, Sherwood, Sven said, I know I'm kind of dork, naughty thoughts you have.
01:02:23I don't.
01:02:26It's okay to be bad.
01:02:28You don't have to pretend.
01:02:32I don't, huh?
01:02:37You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play it with you for tonight.
01:02:41I don't know.
01:02:46I don't know.
01:02:53Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
01:03:04And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
01:03:16I don't remember packing that lingerie.
01:03:19Close your eyes.
01:03:23Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
01:03:29I'm being properly motivated not to move.
01:03:36See how long it takes you to break.
01:03:39For you, I could stay here forever.
01:03:41Pretty to think so.
01:03:43Why don't we test that little theory?
01:03:46We're playing a dangerous game.
01:03:48All you have to do is admit that I win.
01:03:55I'll let you fuck me.
01:03:57I'll even let you come wherever you want.
01:04:04You can come here.
01:04:07Or here.
01:04:10I'll even let you come in here.
01:04:15God.
01:04:17Come on.
01:04:18I know you want her.
01:04:21Just admit.
01:04:22I'm right.
01:04:25Fine.
01:04:27You win.
01:04:28Oh, what was that?
01:04:30You hurt me.
01:04:32Oh.
01:04:41So what's my prize?
01:04:45I could torture you like you did me.
01:04:50But I want to be inside you.
01:04:53I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
01:04:57And take me to bed, husband.
01:05:02Call me that again.
01:05:05You want me to fuck you, husband?
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:09Fuck me.
01:05:18Tell me a story.
01:05:21Like the ones you did in Vegas.
01:05:24I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore, and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
01:05:31Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
01:05:38I don't know.
01:05:40I already know about your family.
01:05:45I want to know about you.
01:05:48What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
01:05:50You want the insider info.
01:05:52Mm.
01:05:53Mm.
01:05:54You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
01:05:56You're going to tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
01:06:05Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
01:06:09Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
01:06:12All fun and rainbows?
01:06:14Yeah, everybody loves your family.
01:06:15That's not true, Eric.
01:06:17There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
01:06:21My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
01:06:26And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
01:06:29Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
01:06:32Like eat your fruits and veggies?
01:06:33Like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
01:06:39Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from the very
01:06:46start before I was even born.
01:06:48I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
01:06:50I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
01:06:54I couldn't be tired.
01:06:55I couldn't be scared.
01:06:57I couldn't be angry.
01:06:57Every one mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
01:07:02If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
01:07:06It's because I didn't do a good job.
01:07:11I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
01:07:14I'm glad you did.
01:07:17Your turn.
01:07:19Growing up with Svinsen was a little different.
01:07:24The old man likes to say I was the first of his disappointments.
01:07:29I guess it's good.
01:07:31At least I was first in something.
01:07:34I didn't care about disappointing him.
01:07:36I just wanted to get away from him.
01:07:39I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
01:07:42I'd leave, change my name, and the Svinsen bloodline would die with me.
01:07:46My mom died when Secret was born.
01:07:51My dad used her against me every day since.
01:08:01I'm so sorry, Eric.
01:08:02I shouldn't have asked.
01:08:07It's okay.
01:08:08Svinsens have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
01:08:12We are the shadows.
01:08:16All you do is shine.
01:08:28You always ask me what I want.
01:08:32What do you want, Eric?
01:08:36You'd hate me if I told you.
01:08:39I mean, more than you already do.
01:08:44I don't hate you.
01:08:47I never did.
01:09:22Eric, something's wrong.
01:09:24Dad's got visitors.
01:09:26A bunch of old guys.
01:09:28I don't know who they are.
01:09:29He made me play piano for them, like some kind of dress up doll.
01:09:33It's like freaking me out.
01:09:39Eric.
01:09:40Are you safe?
01:09:46Eric.
01:09:47Are you safe?
01:09:48No.
01:09:49All those weird old men left last night.
01:09:53And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
01:09:56Don't let anyone in.
01:09:57If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
01:09:59I know.
01:10:01I'll just do what he says.
01:10:04I always do.
01:10:05I'm so sick of this E.
01:10:07What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
01:10:10I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
01:10:14Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
01:10:16The Wand of Light?
01:10:18Like, the one from the fairy tales?
01:10:21You can't tell that secret.
01:10:24When I get the wand, be ready for my call.
01:10:27I have a plan.
01:10:29I barely know basic spells.
01:10:32I don't know.
01:10:33You can.
01:10:35I know you can.
01:10:37When the time is right, you'll be ready.
01:10:46Call and it.
01:11:05Filling up Bessie.
01:11:06Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
01:11:17Oh my God!
01:11:19Why do you and mom always do that?
01:11:22A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
01:11:25I was just in the middle of thinking.
01:11:27Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
01:11:31Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
01:11:34Oh, yeah.
01:11:35Well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
01:11:38Oh, aren't we feisty this morning.
01:11:40Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing.
01:11:43Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
01:11:46I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
01:11:49I'm fine, Effie.
01:11:52I know all about Eric Spenson.
01:11:54I'm not stupid.
01:11:55And when we get the wand back...
01:11:56I mean, if you get the wand back...
01:11:59We will.
01:12:01And when we do...
01:12:02We'll do the divorce spell.
01:12:04This mark will be gone.
01:12:06I'll go home and...
01:12:08Marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
01:12:14It's not fair, you know.
01:12:16I know I'm the last person who should be saying that,
01:12:19because it's not like I can change it.
01:12:21But it's not.
01:12:23It's just the way it goes, right?
01:12:25There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
01:12:33Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
01:12:36That's fine.
01:12:38It's what it means to be a sure what.
01:12:40Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
01:12:46All right.
01:12:47Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
01:12:51I know.
01:12:53Give everyone a hug from me.
01:12:55Tell them I'll be back home soon.
01:13:06Last night was the last time.
01:13:08After today, we're done.
01:13:10If I say that enough times,
01:13:13maybe I'll finally believe it.
01:13:23I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
01:13:27My family's magic is dying.
01:13:30My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
01:13:33But he holds most of the power.
01:13:35And me and Sieg, we just get the scraps.
01:13:37That's how he controls us.
01:13:40If I could use the wand just once,
01:13:42I could take his power away from the break.
01:13:45I'm not trying to ruin your family.
01:13:47I'm trying to save mine.
01:13:48It's the only way that we can be free.
01:13:52That's what you meant by
01:13:54trying to save your family.
01:13:56I was going to tell you the night before.
01:13:58I was going to tell you the truth.
01:13:59And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand
01:14:02just once.
01:14:03And then I would do whatever you wanted.
01:14:06Get a divorce.
01:14:07Leave you alone forever.
01:14:10Why didn't you tell me?
01:14:14Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:14:15Maybe things could have been different.
01:14:19I would have asked you to stay.
01:14:21It's a nice idea.
01:14:23But our families have been at war
01:14:25since the beginning of time.
01:14:28Maybe if we were different people,
01:14:31we have different lives,
01:14:33this would have worked.
01:14:35Maybe we can...
01:14:38Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:14:41A witch can hope.
01:14:48What?
01:14:51Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:14:53Why are you looking at me like that?
01:15:07Wait, I'm driving.
01:15:09Hold over.
01:15:29You have got to be kidding me.
01:15:37End of the line, witches!
01:15:42Oh, my God.
01:16:00Eric!
01:16:07No!
01:16:26Now's not a good time, old man.
01:16:28Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:16:32You...
01:16:33You sent the shadow thief?
01:16:35Of course I sent her.
01:16:37Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:16:51Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:16:54But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:17:03Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:17:17You said you needed to be alive.
01:17:18The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:17:21I've reconsidered.
01:17:22Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:17:28Debts won't matter.
01:17:29The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:17:32And that's for the girl, Will.
01:17:33I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:17:37I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:17:41Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:17:46You're welcome.
01:17:49Go to hell, old man.
01:18:01Take it!
01:18:04Go!
01:18:06Your soul will be delicious!
01:18:15I can take Dad's magic.
01:18:17End him.
01:18:18Finally be free.
01:18:24Get off my wife!
01:18:32You'll pay for that, witch!
01:18:45This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:18:53Hey, I got you.
01:18:55You didn't run.
01:18:57You're kidding?
01:18:58I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:19:05Eric!
01:19:06You can't get rid of me that easily.
01:19:08No, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:19:10Eric!
01:19:11Oh my God!
01:19:13Eric, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me.
01:19:15Oh my God!
01:19:18I can't save you, I don't have my powers!
01:19:21Why didn't you run?
01:19:23You could have saved yourself!
01:19:26I've been saving myself my whole life.
01:19:30I thought I'd try something new.
01:19:33You idiot, you stupid, stupid idiot.
01:19:38Yeah.
01:19:40But I'm your idiot.
01:19:48You didn't get for a spell.
01:19:51I had a promise.
01:19:53Now you're free.
01:19:56I don't want to be free.
01:20:00I don't want to be free.
01:20:03I don't want to be with you.
01:20:05Just keep secrets safe.
01:20:07Safe from my father.
01:20:09Safe from all of it.
01:20:13You know, those days in Vegas...
01:20:18were the best three days of my life.
01:20:19Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:20:22What?
01:20:25I love you.
01:20:27I love you, too.
01:20:30I love you, I love you.
01:20:33Eric.
01:20:36No!
01:20:40I love you.
01:20:58The Wand of Light has the power
01:21:00to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:21:09Please, please, please.
01:21:18Eric.
01:21:20Please.
01:21:23No!
01:21:25No!
01:21:27No!
01:21:27Oh!
01:21:30No!
01:21:31No!
01:21:35You absolute moron
01:21:40You absolute moron
01:21:42Be gentle
01:21:43I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:21:46You're alive
01:21:49That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed
01:21:52You asshole
01:21:53I thought I was doing something noble
01:21:55Something cool
01:21:56The wand gave you your power back?
01:22:00My mom used to say that
01:22:02The wands you use are granted its deepest desire
01:22:05I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:22:09What did you want?
01:22:11You
01:22:15Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:22:18You know, I thought I heard something
01:22:22I was bleeding out
01:22:27Maybe you could
01:22:28Say it again
01:22:32Maybe you could
01:22:34Say it again
01:22:36I love you
01:22:38You're expensive
01:22:41That's my girl
01:22:48Let's go
01:23:00You ready for one last stop?
01:23:04Yeah
01:23:23Ah
01:23:24There you are
01:23:27I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:23:32Now, where is my wand?
01:23:35Wait
01:23:36You're supposed to be dead
01:23:38Wow
01:23:39You weren't kidding
01:23:40He really is evil
01:23:42I put a barrier around this whole house
01:23:45It's impossible
01:23:46There's no way you should be able to be in here
01:23:48There's always a loophole, old man
01:23:53Secret
01:23:53You ungrateful brat
01:23:56How dare you betray me like this
01:23:58Really, dad?
01:23:59Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:24:03You ungrateful little pests
01:24:12You're powerless now, old man
01:24:14Your magic's gone
01:24:15Forever
01:24:29Eric
01:24:30Aldous
01:24:31Svensson
01:24:32Release me this instant
01:24:34That is an order
01:24:36You can handle it from here, right?
01:24:39His powers are gone
01:24:40It doesn't scare me anymore
01:24:43You ungrateful little brats
01:24:45Both of you will pay for this
01:24:47You will both pay for this
01:24:53Yeah, yeah
01:24:53Talk soon, pups
01:24:55We're gonna hit the road
01:24:56I said get back here
01:24:57I said get back here
01:24:59Get back here
01:25:01Please don't do this, you little
01:25:20So, where to now?
01:25:22Should we go and drop off the Wand of Life?
01:25:25Yeah
01:25:27But there's something I want to do first
01:25:30That sounds ominous
01:25:32Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight
01:25:37Leona Sherwood
01:25:38Are you asking me to handfast marry you?
01:25:43Yeah
01:25:45I think I am Eric Svensson
01:25:48Well, we better hurry
01:25:49If we're gonna take the Wand of Light home
01:25:51And make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love
01:25:55I wonder if they have the same Elvis
01:25:56I sure hope so
01:25:58But
01:25:58If we're gonna get handfast married again
01:26:01No more secrets this time
01:26:04So, is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:26:07Soon to be again, husband
01:26:10There is
01:26:11One thing
01:26:14You might want to buckle up
01:26:16We're about to go super speed
01:26:18Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time
01:26:21You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer
01:26:24Didn't you?
01:26:24You know me so well
01:26:27Soon to be again, wife
01:26:31Leona Sherwood
01:26:32Will you marry me?
01:26:34And not because of some spell
01:26:36Or because it's your duty
01:26:39But because you want to
01:26:43Yes, I will
01:26:45Yes, I will
01:26:55Ready?
01:26:56Hell yeah
01:26:57Aye,ã‚¿ appropriç°¡ç›´
01:26:58Don't send me over there
01:27:02There is, her
01:27:03They are
01:27:03Truly
01:27:04I wonder
01:27:06Here, who
01:27:07All yes
01:27:07You
01:27:07I and don't
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