00:00First of all, this is a journal, not a diary.
00:03Tomorrow is the first day of middle school.
00:05Luckily, I'm not alone in this middle school thing.
00:07I've got my best friend, Raleigh.
00:10Here's what you need to know.
00:11Watch where you sit on the first day of school.
00:13Don't use the bathroom on the second floor.
00:15And finally, don't get the cheese touch.
00:19Because if you do, you might as well be dead.
00:22Thank you, Roderick, for that wonderful pep talk.
00:26We're out of our league here.
00:28Maybe my mom can homeschool me.
00:31Hey, Greg! Wanna come over and play?
00:35Play?
00:35Play?
00:36Play?
00:39Yep, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be in therapy over this.
00:43We're in middle school now.
00:44Don't you think it's time to start acting our age?
00:48I walk in like, how do you do?
00:50I just feel a little better with an attitude.
00:52Eh, freckly!
00:53Wanna see my secret freckle?
00:56I'm like, permanently scarred from that night.
00:59Look at these little nerds.
01:01I'll pass their bedtime.
01:04Busted!
01:06Racheesh!
01:07There's a piece missing!
01:10Disgusting!
01:12Run!
01:14Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
01:17Louie Mama!
01:18One day I'm gonna be rich and famous.
01:20But for now, I'm stuck in middle school.
01:22Surrounded by morons.
01:25If you just stick with me, everything will be fine.
01:28Ah!
01:29Oh!
01:30Oh, sorry!
01:32I-I thought you were teenagers.
01:34Are you all right?
01:35You're all right.
01:36I said!
01:37Not my-d personality!
01:38Uh-ah!
01:39Then look.
01:40I guess I had a break you up!
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