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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:01Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22Because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:26My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're机 in a cab you're on your head.
01:00I'm going to be looking.
01:08I call you a cab I'm blind.
01:15I'm a cab I'm blind.
01:19What are you doing in public?
01:24You think I'm pretty?
01:26You think I'm pretty?
01:30Let's go!
01:57Hey, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she made
02:09drive her, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, get lost forever, you think I'm pretty, you think
02:26I'm pretty.
02:29Oh, come on, boy, back out on the ice for Boston, come on, over the box.
02:33I'm gonna have you lost the game tonight, I think I'm pretty.
02:36I gave you magic things, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:40I really wanna get out soon.
02:44Oh, man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:51I know you're up at night, hunched over your phone like a tree, a darkly hill, it's crooked from the
03:04wind that bites.
03:06You say, you're lost to see, call the power in your life.
03:15You're washed up irrelevant, I'm standing in my light, you're standing in my light, you're standing in my light, you're
03:26sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool, you say you're scared, you're lost people do, it's just the
03:43real world, honey.
03:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:46In spite of everything, I guess there's just one sitting.
03:50Oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:51Nice job, now get out the way.
03:54Good job.
03:56Just take a fucking hand.
03:58I said I'll see you.
03:59You want to be a, you want to be a, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.
04:05Ah.
04:06Nice job.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm going to fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with.
04:30Buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in like 10?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:18Thanks, guys.
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12:59I will show you
13:21I should go
13:32So, obviously, uh, obviously, uh, obviously, uh, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36So, uh, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:54I bet, uh, I'll swab this with each other, we'll see each other in the first three of our days,
13:57maybe, okay, yes, więc, grupjo, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
14:17yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,–
14:17Remember when they made you come hands-free?
14:19Go fuck yourself, bro, it's not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games.
14:53...to a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:55A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff,
15:01chosen as his country's captain.
15:30All in there. What's up, motherfucka?
15:33Good voice.
15:34Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, funny.
15:36Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:38I mean, did you see that game?
15:39Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:41A debacle.
15:42Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:44Uh, I don't know.
15:45Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:50So you're gonna say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:52Okay.
15:52Trust me.
15:53You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:58Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes, yes it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:04Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:05Yeah, that's probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not gonna be here alone.
16:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or?
16:10My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:12We train together.
16:13Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:15I'd love to show up for him.
16:16Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:23Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this
16:29and be like, hey, here's me.
16:32Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:35Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:37Who is the winning titled We'll be right now.
16:40teams have plays go further on all that for us.
16:49We won three times.
16:54Besides Arthur Industries, we will go further on.
16:59we will be right now.
17:00beraber together with memories.
17:01We will take them together,
17:04Our home is the next week.
17:09Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:10Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:35Hey.
17:40I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:44I saw you up here.
17:45I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:48Go sit down.
17:52We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Hollander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:08You didn't answer my text.
18:11No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:16Fine.
18:18Fuck.
18:18No, I'm not here.
18:33No, I'm not here.
18:35I'm not here.
18:39I'm not here.
18:43This is my honor.
18:44You have to be proud of my honor.
18:47After yesterday, you won...
18:52...Latwia.
18:54...Latwia.
18:56And he's still playing.
18:57How did you do this?
18:59You're not sad?
19:00I'm not sad.
19:02But not so.
19:03They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:06It's not a game, it's a game.
19:08It's not a shame.
19:10It's not a shame.
19:12It's not a shame you showed up in childhood.
19:14Now I'm playing better than when we are.
19:17Our team is traumatized.
19:19The team is playing.
19:20Playing?
19:22What is this American absurd?
19:23What is it playing?
19:25You're a captain, you're playing them playing.
19:28You're always looking for someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:36Who's your father?
19:40Who is your mother?
19:42Who's your mother?!
19:42Who's your mother?
19:43Who's your mother?
19:47You're your mother?!
19:48No, father.
19:51Mom, you died.
19:54You remember her.
19:57You're my father.
20:01Where's Polina?
20:04In Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:12We need to go.
20:14In the evening.
20:18To meet the minister.
20:22Yes.
20:24Ready?
20:25Let's go.
20:28Of course, he was always up to the top.
20:30All in one form.
20:32Well, Mr. Lee said.
20:34He wasn't in the form.
20:36But he didn't want to leave.
20:40He always kept his visa on the North.
20:42He will be paid to pay for the United States.
20:44He was good.
20:45It's a good deal.
20:47It's a good deal.
20:48It's local leadership.
20:50It's always a problem.
20:52Leadership.
20:59You're too much talking about.
21:02You're my angel. You're too much talking about. Especially when it's about hockey.
21:08Only when we win, dad.
21:11I'm going to go to a bar and he needs one more cup.
21:16Look how she's behind you.
21:19From the same age.
21:21I'm an angel. It would be good if I remember it.
21:26I want to drink.
21:27I want to drink.
21:28I have something interesting to me.
21:29I can describe it.
21:48I can't see anything.
21:51I can't hear anything.
21:53I can't hear anything.
21:59I think you played well well.
22:01I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:05For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:08you have to avoid this.
22:11I sometimes blame you on me.
22:14When I ask you, I will blame you on me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:20It doesn't matter?
22:21Why did you do that?
22:23My father...
22:23Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:31And no matter how crazy games you have,
22:33when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:36Really?
22:37Yes, that's true.
22:38Hunter and Admirals will not go through New Jersey.
22:41New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you will win this year.
22:47In this year?
22:48Yes, in this year.
22:49Because I think he's traumatized.
22:54Where do you know all this?
22:56He's an exercise.
22:58He's a traumatist.
23:00He's traumatized.
23:00He's traumatized.
23:01He's traumatized.
23:02He's traumatized.
23:03He's traumatized.
23:05He's traumatized.
23:29He's traumatized.
23:33He's traumatized.
23:35He's traumatized.
23:37But you need to talk about it, we'll see you in Boston.
23:45See you later.
23:51Well, how are you, Sasha?
23:59There is great.
24:01I just love this place.
24:04You just love this place.
24:08You just love this place.
24:11You just love this place.
24:12And boys?
24:14Well, you've seen a French guy, right?
24:26Oh my God.
24:27Hey.
24:28What do you think?
24:32You're not going to see anything.
24:35You don't shoot.
24:38You don't shoot.
24:40You don't know.
24:42You don't know.
24:46You're not going to see anything.
24:50You don't forget.
25:02You're wrong.
25:05Seriously?
25:07The danger was earlier to you.
25:11If you remember, don't change me.
25:16We are the children, Sash.
25:21Yes, it's true.
25:27Stop it.
25:30Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:34No.
25:44Okay.
25:46I'll find a wedding.
25:49Okay.
25:59I'll be glad to see you.
26:17Okay.
26:19Captain's here.
26:21Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:25What am I supposed to do?
26:26I don't know. My mom told me to get away.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:32There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:33Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:35That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:37Hollander, is that a rule?
26:38Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander.
26:41You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it.
26:46Hey, then.
26:47Stop it.
26:49Boys, it's starting.
26:51It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside. As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
26:57And Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break. A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems
27:03to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06Ooh!
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:14Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:25Now, I only need one thing.
27:30I need to win.
27:33Here. At home. Tonight.
27:37As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:42our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:46I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:51I know you can do it.
27:53I've seen you fucking do it. I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:01Because this is our fucking night.
28:06This is our fucking cup.
28:09Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:23I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:26Shane hates him the most.
28:28What?
28:29You hate Rosanoff.
28:30Of course.
28:31But...
28:32He's very good at hockey.
28:34The best probably.
28:36Eh, nah.
28:37You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:38Yeah.
28:39Okay?
28:39Not that animal.
28:41Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:43And that is that.
28:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosanoff.
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:54Leading his team in block shots.
28:56In shots against.
28:58And obviously...
28:58The performance.
29:02Magic the animal!
29:04Oh my god!
29:08Ah!
29:08Oh my god!
29:10Oh my god!
29:11Oh my god!
29:12Oh my god!
29:23Oh my god!
29:26Oh my god!
29:31Well, nice watch.
29:33Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:34Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:35Five seconds.
29:36Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:40And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:43I was busy.
29:44Was who?
29:45Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:54But the most important thing...
29:57is the friends we make along the way.
30:01Hey, before we give out next award,
30:03can I get a selfie with you?
30:05What?
30:07Come on.
30:07When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:18Great.
30:19Give me your number.
30:20I'll text them to you.
30:21No chance.
30:24And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player
30:27goes to...
30:28One.
30:40Two.
30:41Two.
30:43Two.
30:45Two.
30:49Two.
30:50Two.
30:51Three.
30:52Three.
31:09well
31:13what what the fuck do you want rosenoff
31:16you haven't answered a text from me in like six months
31:20you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed
31:23at us and then it's for some fucking clown show
31:26so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me
31:32well
31:36i want you to suck my dick
31:37oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
31:55maybe ask nicely
32:03please
32:09if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:13you will have to ask nicer than that
32:18please get on your knees
32:21on this filthy bathroom floor
32:24and suck my dick
32:27please
32:39no
32:43what
32:45no
32:47we'll go back to our seats
32:49watch the rest of this boring show
32:51and then go to boring party after
32:55and then when i've been waiting all night
32:59you'll come back to my hotel room
33:01and i will maybe
33:04maybe
33:04do more than just suck your dick
33:09when did your english get so good
33:13i uh i read the new yorker now
33:16really
33:18no
33:18the new yorker is boring
33:22my dad loves it
33:25ah
33:26so being boring is
33:27is genetic
33:29wow
33:30genetic
33:36let's make a deal
33:39if you win mvp tonight
33:40i will blow you
33:41fuck you
33:42whatever you want
33:46and if you win
34:05good luck tonight
34:18i will be
34:22They're going to be in this position, right?
34:26They're going to be in this position, right?
34:26They're going to be lined up.
34:28Especially since they're in Alaska.
34:30I'll draw the line for what they're asking.
34:52Congratulations.
34:55Now take off your clothes.
34:58You're such an asshole.
35:45What?
35:47Just a lot of windows.
36:10Good.
36:12Now get on the bed.
36:20This is a good hotel.
36:22Very nice vodka.
36:24It's hard to find in America.
36:27Okay.
36:30Touch yourself.
36:31What?
36:32Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:35You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:40No shit.
36:41Fuck you.
36:43Give me some vodka at least.
36:45No, no, no, no.
36:46Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
37:09No, no, no.
37:11Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
37:13No, no, no.
37:17No, no, no.
37:20No, no, no.
37:23No, no, no.
37:24No, no, no.
37:24Do you want to know how it feels?
37:26How what feels?
37:29Holding the cup.
37:31You fucking asshole.
37:32I can barely describe it.
37:34Oh my God, Hollander.
37:36Oh.
37:37Oh.
37:40Oh.
37:49Fuck.
37:58Are you gonna fuck me?
38:00We will see.
38:04I need...
38:07What?
38:09You know.
38:10Tell me.
38:13You?
38:20I need you.
38:51I need you.
39:20So Russia this year was...
39:23...something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:35So are you heading back soon?
39:38Back.
39:40To Russia for the summit?
39:43Oh yes.
39:51Why?
39:53What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
39:59There is no have to, it's...
40:02...it's home.
40:05Yeah, but...
40:07...I don't know, is it safe?
40:10What do you mean safe?
40:12I don't know.
40:15Do you, do you even like it there?
40:24What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:37I need to sleep.
40:39Yeah, me too, I should...
40:49...so I'm off.
40:53Goodbye Hollander.
40:55I'm...
40:55...
40:56...
41:07...
41:21I'm...
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