00:00Look how to get out of here.
00:01Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
00:02Oh!
00:03Buongiorno.
00:05I'm here to give you a tour of the vineyard.
00:07You pretended to be the white Italian man's fiance?
00:09She's married, Matteo.
00:11Yes!
00:11But ended up catching feelings for the black Italian cousin,
00:14brother?
00:15It's like he appeared out of nowhere.
00:16Is he fine, though?
00:17Come on, baby, let's get away.
00:21You, me, and Tuscany.
00:23Matteo?
00:24You're telling my family we're engaged?
00:26Are you wearing my pajamas?
00:27Yeah, they're really soft.
00:28Ready, PG-13.
00:33So let me get this straight.
00:34You mean some random rich white boy?
00:36He's Italian.
00:37Salute.
00:38So some random rich spicy white boy?
00:41I'm not there.
00:42And you think that that's a sign to fly to Italy tonight?
00:45It's not about him.
00:47He doesn't even live there anymore.
00:48But he told me about his big old villa just sitting there.
00:51Empty.
00:53Don't come calling me from the Tuscan jail!
00:59Mateo!
01:00Ciao.
01:01First time to Tuscany?
01:03My first time pretty much anywhere.
01:05Hello?
01:07Who leaves an engagement ring in a junk drawer?
01:12What are you doing here?
01:13Arresti questa donna!
01:15This is all a really big misunderstanding.
01:16No!
01:17Dio mio!
01:19She's marrying Matteo!
01:21Yes!
01:22I'm marrying Matteo!
01:24Congratulations!
01:26What do I do?
01:27You can pretend to be his fiance, or you go to prison.
01:30Either way, it's very romantic.
01:34Anna, this is Michael, my nephew.
01:39I've got to get out of here.
01:41Oh!
01:42Buongiorno!
01:43Gabriela wants to give you a tour of the vineyard.
01:44Why?
01:45Find you getting married there?
01:47Oh!
01:53I used to dream of working in a place like this.
01:55You're a chef?
01:57You belong here.
01:59This was fun.
02:02Okay!
02:03You pretended to be the white Italian man's fiance,
02:06but ended up catching feelings for the black Italian cousin brother?
02:09I'll be some Shonda Rhob shit!
02:12It's like you just suddenly turned up out of nowhere.
02:15I've got to tell them the truth.
02:17You've got this.
02:20Will your mama be coming?
02:21I don't have una familia.
02:24You do now.
02:29This is too much.
02:31You deserve to live your life the way you want it.
02:37Is that rain?
02:43Oh my god!
02:44You can eat, pray, and love me, baby!
02:46Oh!
02:52Mateo, what are you doing here?
02:53What am I doing here?
02:54What are you doing here?
02:56Let's go!
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