00:12I don't want to take a vow of chastity until his so-called wife decides to come home.
00:16Just leave it, ma'am.
00:17And I fell for that broken-hearted line.
00:19Was off with her when she phoned, begged her to come home.
00:22Told her what a loyal, loving husband she had.
00:25Well, I am, normally.
00:26He made a mistake.
00:28Look, Gail, I wasn't thinking straight.
00:30I thought I wouldn't care that I cheated on her.
00:32Now, I get so angry sometimes that I put my whole life on hold.
00:35Yeah, because she's a selfish little cow.
00:37The apple never falls far from the tree.
00:39Oh, well, that would explain why both your sons are cheats, then.
00:42Because Sarah found Todd in bed with that male nurse.
00:45Remember?
00:47And that must have been so shocking for your innocent little wife.
00:50Remind me, she was up the duff at, what was it, 13 or was it 12?
00:53Just shut it, ma'am.
00:55Gail, I was bladdered out the game.
00:57But part of me thinks that it was payback, that she deserved it.
01:01Deserve that?
01:02Oh, Gail, you can't honestly think that she's sat in at night just brushing up her Italian.
01:07I know she would never cheat on him.
01:08I know she cries down the phone over him.
01:11Does she?
01:12Yeah, well, talk's cheap, isn't it?
01:14Who's the one who bothered to get on a plane?
01:16Damage limitation exercise.
01:18One of the damage has already been done.
01:21Look, Gail, you're not going to say anything, are you?
01:24Are you enjoying this, you twisted mare?
01:26Gail, I just want to talk to her.
01:27I miss your babe, can't live without your babe, that kind of talk.
01:30Or how about coming clean about the cow from the cafe?
01:33Don't answer that.
01:34I don't know.
01:35That is their business.
01:37Mind you, he'd probably get away with it.
01:39She'd probably end up blaming herself.
01:40Good.
01:41Oh, look, I'm going to wait in the car.
01:43Yeah, he's coming.
01:45Look, does Becky mean anything to you?
01:47Do us a favour, ma'am.
01:48Right then, keep your gobs shut.
01:50I'm happy to fill in the blanks for you.
01:52Look, you get off.
01:53I'll see to Jeanette Cranky.
02:06I've got a phone call to make.
02:08Er, you can tell her he's on his way.
02:10You can tell her to put some lippy in,
02:12but I'll tell you, if you say anything about Becky,
02:14I swear, if you ruin my son's happiness,
02:17I will have you in the morgue by tea time.
02:18You'd be delighted if they split up.
02:21He loves her!
02:22He's got a funny way of showing it.
02:24Go, you'll...
02:24Go!
02:25You tell Sarah, any chance of them finding happiness is over.
02:28Is that really what you want?
02:30I'm protecting my daughter.
02:31She needs to know what a precious husband's done.
02:34Who voted you, Miss Morrill-I-Ground 2008?
02:37What?
02:37You don't know the meaning of the word.
02:39What's that supposed to mean?
02:41It's not just Jason, is it?
02:42Comings and goings in that house is like a flaming bordello.
02:45Do you know, I wonder you don't get a Red Bull for the whole life.
02:48You, you're mental, little...
02:50You're slamming, get one hitter, sir!
02:52Come on.
02:52You think I'm scared of you?
02:53Well, you flaming should be!
02:55Ooh!
02:57Ooh!
03:01Ooh!
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