08:58looking forward to doing it.
09:30Yes, we're just finishing up our haircuts is taking much longer than we thought.
09:36Mario is being overly precise.
09:40Oops, we're heading into a tunnel.
09:45Barbershop. Tunnel.
09:50I don't understand how you look exactly like me and so much better than me.
09:56Even your socks. I'll never have socks like that.
09:59Hal, you have everything I have. I'm you.
10:04Come on.
10:07I'm enjoying this, but we are here to work.
10:10Can you tell me about Hal?
10:15From the moment I had any self-awareness, I have been gripped by a pervasive fear.
10:20Fear has been my constant companion.
10:23Not as a condition or an abstraction, but something tangible, embodied.
10:29Interesting.
10:31Please, go on.
10:33Like, when I was seven.
10:36And our whole house shook and heaved with the weight of my father's broken dreams.
10:41Fear was already there.
10:43Almost like a big brother.
10:45Your fear?
10:45Yeah, my fear.
10:47Fear taught me things I needed in life.
10:49Always say yes, because you'll probably never get another chance.
10:53And to never let go of what you've got.
10:56Because anything can be taken away from you like that.
11:00That sounds like such a hard way to live, Hal.
11:04Oh, you bet. Fear made it hard sometimes.
11:07But I don't think I would have gotten anywhere in life without his vigilance.
11:11Right?
11:14Anything worth doing is worth doing in a cold sweat.
11:19See?
11:20A tough lesson delivered with kindness.
11:22Thanks, man.
11:24He reminds me of someone.
11:27Trent Reznor.
11:28Ah, yes.
11:29Thank you.
11:31Let's move on.
11:32I think we're getting somewhere.
11:34I used to think that taking care of my kids was my purpose.
11:40The best, most important thing I could ever do.
11:44You know, it really swallows up every bit of your attention and concern and plans for the future.
12:00And, as every kid grew up and moved out, I had more and more bandwidth.
12:10And, I finally realized they didn't need me anymore.
12:20So, no meaning, no purpose.
12:27I, I, I'm nothing.
12:38Hal, you've been so focused on your family's needs, never thought about your own.
12:45Your inner resources are depleted because you've never nourished them.
12:52I, I haven't thought about it like that.
12:55Hal, the key to this is what they always tell you on airplanes.
13:02You have to put your own mask on first.
13:18Hey, Piyama and I can see how stressed you are about the party, but we both think an achievement, like
13:2340 years of marriage, needs to be celebrated.
13:25So, we're giving you a thousand bucks toward it.
13:30Thanks.
13:36Hi, this is Lois.
13:38Is that upgrade to the sound system still available?
13:40Fifteen hundred dollars, right?
13:42Let's do it.
13:44No!
13:45I gave you that to help your money problems.
13:47You're not supposed to put yourself another five hundred in the hole.
13:50I have to spend what I need to make this the way I want.
13:52And you need to stop obsessing about the list.
13:55It's only a number.
13:55Then move me up one!
13:57That's not how the list works!
13:58You're only doing this because you get some sort of sick thrill out of making me feel small!
14:03That's it!
14:03I am done!
14:05You need to get a grip on yourself because I am not going to indulge with this stupidity anymore!
14:10What's that?
14:11It's just more party stuff like all the other party stuff.
14:14Huh.
14:18Do not make a thing about this.
14:22Booties?
14:23Little bunny booties?
14:26Little bunny baby booties for your little bunny baby grandchild!
14:31They were on sale and I can return them.
14:32I knew it was important to you!
14:34Go away!
14:35What's my number now, Mom?
14:36What's my number now?
14:40So, decapitation is back, back, up, high kick, forward, down?
14:43No, that pulls their hearts out and stuffs it in their throats.
14:47You know, if you want, we can go somewhere decent instead.
14:50I don't care.
14:51Anywhere I go with you is the best place in the world.
14:55Dad, quit it.
14:57Oh, can you get my bag from the back?
14:59Sure.
15:02Yeah, yeah, yeah!
15:27I can't believe how much I've learned from you already, perfect Hal.
15:31I wish I was you.
15:33You still don't get it, regular Hal.
15:36I'm the you inside you.
15:39You have to start taking care of your own needs.
15:42Create space for the best Hal to grow and thrive.
15:48You have to let go of the people holding you back.
15:51People?
15:52Your family, Hal.
15:54And their constant demands.
15:56I love my family.
15:58They're termites.
15:59Nibbling away at your happiness.
16:02Stop the nibbling, Hal.
16:03They've got to go.
16:06Go where?
16:11You want me to kill them?
16:14New ideas can be challenging.
16:16And there's no growth without pain.
16:18But it doesn't have to be you feeling that pain.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:27You're not perfect, Hal.
16:29I was just dazzled by your socks.
16:32You're evil, Hal.
16:36Nothing but a gorgeous monster.
16:42Are you being ridiculous, Hal?
16:47You can't beat me.
16:50You can't beat me.
17:23You need to grow up, Hal.
17:28You spent your entire life pretending I didn't exist
17:31because you knew this would happen.
17:34So, what do you want to do first?
17:36I think we start small.
17:38Do the success builds on success thing.
17:42And how about the look?
17:45Let's go with darker colors, huh?
17:50I love you.
17:53What?
17:59I love you.
18:04You're terrified of me.
18:06No, I'm not.
18:09Well, there's nothing scary about you.
18:13I don't blame fear.
18:15He was trying his best.
18:16But hiding you away from me just made you seem more powerful than you are.
18:22I am powerful.
18:23No, you're needy and insubstantial and, well, delicate.
18:30Stop this!
18:31One tiny little tile of the mosaic of me.
18:35Oh, I have hundreds of different little Hal's inside me telling me things.
18:41That's why I'm so easily confused.
18:44No, no.
18:45You'll be okay.
18:46You'll have lots of little friends.
18:49Oh, there, there.
18:51I got you, buddy.
18:53Here.
18:56Congratulations, Hal.
18:57Oh.
18:58You vanquished the inner demon and cast off false duality.
19:02Well done.
19:04Bodhisattva Manjushri Kamara Buddha?
19:07Call me out of Bacchina.
19:09How would I know who you are?
19:12I wouldn't know that.
19:13It's the collective unconscious.
19:15Young has a...
19:16It's boring.
19:17Don't worry about it.
19:18What's important is that you are now worthy of meeting your animal partner.
19:22They will be your guide, your mentor, and your guardian.
19:26Where?
19:29What is that?
19:33Can I get a wolf or a panther?
19:36No one chooses their animal partner.
19:38It chooses you.
19:39I mean, I have a 12-foot blue lion, but they're all great.
19:44It's leading you somewhere.
19:47But...
19:47Hey, I'm not making you do the mantras or contemplate the five skandas.
19:51I'm not making you achieve an inconceivable state without obstruction or form.
19:55We're cutting a lot of corners here, so just follow the rat.
20:15Rat friend.
20:15Rat friend.
20:28Rat friend.
20:36Rat friend.
20:38Rat friend.
20:54C'est parti.
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23:5412 years ago I was arrested for attempted murder.
23:58Woah!
23:58You what?
23:59I didn't think it was important to tell you until we were serious and then with your whole political thing
24:05I just didn't know how to bring it up.
24:07And it wasn't even murder. I mean I totally got off.
24:10You tried to murder someone.
24:13My mom was dating this guy
24:15And one time he beat her up
24:17And I got him arrested
24:18But all of his buddies were cops
24:20And he got out the next morning
24:21He came straight to my apartment
24:23And kicked my door in
24:25And I shot him
24:26You don't know how to shoot people
24:27Obviously
24:30When the cops came
24:31Jenna, my roommate, told them what happened
24:33But all of his buddies believed him
24:35And I got arrested
24:36Cops?
24:37Yeah
24:37It took a couple of weeks for everyone to figure out the truth
24:40And dismiss the charges
24:41And by the way
24:42It took me a lot of work
24:43To finally get my arrest record sealed
24:45Okay
24:47But it did get in some newspapers
24:50And all over the internet
24:53Because I was naked when I shot him
24:55In the balls
24:58You cannot lose this woman
25:01Wait
25:03I remember
25:05You're titty-titty bang-bang
25:15Drugs
25:16Drugs
25:17Drugs
25:17The party is tonight
25:19I mean
25:19I have great news
25:21Just get in the car
25:31You are not trying to beat me
25:34I have the most amazing breakthrough
25:36Not now
25:37Carl, you still there?
25:38Yeah
25:38You delivered the wrong projector
25:40I specifically asked for 4K at 2700 lumens
25:45You sent 2000 lumens at 1080p
25:47What the hell are you talking about?
25:48I figured it out
25:49No one realizes it
25:51But I'm their birthday cake
25:53Everyone can take slices of happiness from me whenever they want
25:57And I never run out of slices
26:00That's who I am
26:01I'm an inexhaustible cake
26:03You're not a cake
26:04Carl
26:05Yep
26:05Here it is
26:05Contract
26:06Page 2, item 1063
26:09I want the right projector, Carl
26:11Honey, are you worried about that herd of buffalo coming up on your lap?
26:14Sweetheart keys, I'm busy
26:15Okay, but they look kind of peevish
26:22I'm sorry
26:23You guys all right?
26:27Don't worry, honey
26:29I'm establishing dominance
26:32Honey?
26:54Honey?
26:57Honey?
26:57Honey?
26:58Honey?
27:03Honey?
27:03Honey?
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