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▶ She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02Sì.
00:00:04Sì.
00:00:06Sì.
00:00:07Sì.
00:00:21Rod of a sepplius.
00:00:40Piluzman.
00:00:48Grae!
00:00:48She's the healer goddess!
00:00:51No, please.
00:00:52Don't call me bored.
00:00:54I'm just glad I could help.
00:00:59Here you go miss.
00:01:01Thank you.
00:01:04Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:08in need?
00:01:19You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:24run!
00:01:27Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:36Right. Rewrites the wronged.
00:01:39We're tuning in.
00:01:44See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:49Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:01Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:05Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:09We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:13The Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:19He's so hot!
00:02:20Does he come with the money?
00:02:22Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:32Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:34Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:37Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:40Grandma!
00:02:41I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:44Grandma?
00:02:46Grandma.
00:02:47When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:02:50I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:02:52And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:02:58Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:04They're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:09No!
00:03:17Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:20Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:24Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:26The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:30What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:34Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:37I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:40Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:03:45I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:03:49Cleo, stay right here for a second. Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:03:55Hold still.
00:04:02My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:07Come on. Come on.
00:04:09Oh!
00:04:21How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:26I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:28Heard you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:31Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:04:37I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:04:56I have no clue what this is.
00:05:00Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:04That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:06Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:09I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:20He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:21Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:28Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!
00:05:33If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:05:38Who?
00:05:41The goddess of healing.
00:05:45Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you...
00:05:48That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:05:55It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:00She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:05If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:10bankrupt.
00:06:11I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:16Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:21There's no need.
00:06:34I'll save your son.
00:06:36Who the hell is she?
00:06:37Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:06:39She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:06:46Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:06:49She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:06:52Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:06:56I bet it has fleas.
00:06:57That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:01Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:07Don't touch him.
00:07:10They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:15So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:07:19Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son. I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former
00:07:26general. I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:07:29I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:07:33Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:07:38A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:07:43Ew! Disgusting.
00:07:45Go back to being a prostitute.
00:07:47Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:07:52If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:07:58Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and no avail.
00:08:03Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:05You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:08Alright, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head
00:08:14mounted on my wall!
00:08:16Is that any way to ask for help? You'd be blessed to have me.
00:08:21And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness. But since I'm not welcome here...
00:08:26I'll leave. Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:08:30Oh, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:08:36Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:08:41My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:08:45Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:08:50Who says I want to marry him?
00:08:51As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:08:57Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean, look at her.
00:09:01Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:06Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger for such trivial matters.
00:09:09Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:09:22Oh, okay!
00:09:25What's happening?
00:09:26What are we doing?
00:09:37What the hell are you doing?
00:09:39I knew she was a perv!
00:09:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:09:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:09:47Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:09:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:09:58Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:10:02Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:10:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:10:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:10:20It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:10:23What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:10:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:10:35I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:10:41studied for years?
00:10:42We are all certified.
00:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:10:47She's right about everything.
00:10:50Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:10:58Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Oh.
00:11:00And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:11:02Because I just discovered it.
00:11:04This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:11:08The chances are a billion to one.
00:11:10A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:11:12But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:11:16What a bunch of baloney.
00:11:18I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:11:22Precisely.
00:11:23You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:11:25You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:11:30I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:11:33Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:11:36And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases.
00:11:40Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:11:44Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:11:46Oh my God.
00:11:47If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:11:53back.
00:11:53Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:11:57What is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58It means you're being schooled by me.
00:12:00And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:12:04Then let's have a bet.
00:12:06If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:12:10And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:12:16These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:12:20You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:12:23Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:12:26There's too many lives at stake.
00:12:30Don't worry, I got this.
00:12:34It's a deal.
00:12:35I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:12:38No one is dying on my watch.
00:12:44Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:12:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:12:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:13:05I'll even have Lysander my heir marry you.
00:13:08I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:13:11I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:13:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:13:20Don't listen to her.
00:13:22She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:13:26Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:13:29Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:13:36What? Did you just call me?
00:13:40There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:13:44Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:13:48Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling up the mouth very soon.
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:13:55Where's the dog?
00:13:56Well, put down the dog!
00:13:57With pleasure.
00:14:07Oh!
00:14:13Left.
00:14:14Leave the wrong breath.
00:14:18You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:14:23She's been poisoned!
00:14:25It was her!
00:14:26Do you see any poison on me?
00:14:29Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:14:34This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:14:37Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:14:39Of course.
00:14:40I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:14:43If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:15:01Why is she spitting blood?
00:15:03This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:15:04I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:15:08This is what I call...
00:15:10Malpractice.
00:15:12This isn't fatal.
00:15:13She'll live.
00:15:14But she deserves a little punishment.
00:15:16Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:15:18Jacuzzi is ready?
00:15:19Right this way.
00:15:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:22What the hell is going on?
00:15:23You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:15:27Then stop getting in my way.
00:15:29Every second counts.
00:15:31Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:15:36General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:15:40Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:15:44Hold on.
00:15:45You two are going in there alone?
00:15:47If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure.
00:15:51Invite everyone in.
00:15:53Alright.
00:15:54But I warn you.
00:15:56No funny business.
00:16:33We used to hit that up in the mouth so she's not even willing to do nothing.
00:16:35It's because she died.
00:16:36Okay, so we don't care.
00:16:36Let's go.
00:16:36Let's go.
00:16:37Let's go.
00:16:37Let's go.
00:16:38Let's go.
00:16:42Let's go.
00:16:43Let's go.
00:16:45Let's go.
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:50Grazie a tutti.
00:17:28Grazie a tutti.
00:17:52Grazie a tutti.
00:17:54Grazie a tutti.
00:18:00Grazie a tutti.
00:18:31Get the SWAT team.
00:18:33Yes, sir.
00:18:37Grazie a tutti.
00:18:47Help me.
00:18:48I just want...
00:19:20You're a devious, man-eating witch.
00:19:22I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:19:25Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:19:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:19:32Right, rewrites the world.
00:19:40Who the fuck are you?
00:19:43And why the fuck are you?
00:19:44And why the fuck are you naked?
00:19:46Good.
00:19:47You're awake.
00:19:48I'm saving you.
00:19:49Saving me?
00:19:50By bathing with me?
00:19:52Who are you?
00:19:53You're a fucking spy?
00:19:55Talk.
00:19:55I swear to God.
00:19:56I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:19:59You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:20:03I will never.
00:20:04I will never.
00:20:14Oh, really?
00:20:17Look who's guilty now.
00:20:20Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:20:22But it is a biological fact.
00:20:24A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:20:30Science, okay?
00:20:30It just means that my body...
00:20:31Oh, shut up.
00:20:32...is physically...
00:20:35You're distracted me with your friend.
00:20:37And I'm a professional.
00:20:39I hear Lysander's voice.
00:20:40Captain, do something now.
00:20:42Ready!
00:20:47We're almost there.
00:20:49Aim!
00:20:51Get him, boys.
00:20:52Get him!
00:20:54Fire!
00:20:57Fire!
00:21:11Those damas hills.
00:21:12How is this possible?
00:21:14It's not even a scratch.
00:21:16I told you this is dark magic.
00:21:18Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:21:20No.
00:21:20I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:21:23She's not the dark witch.
00:21:24Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:21:28This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:21:31How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:21:33That's right.
00:21:34The Queen, Angel, and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:21:38If we can't save him, no one can.
00:21:40Except for the goddess healer.
00:21:42Think about it.
00:21:43We heard Lysander's voice.
00:21:44He's been in a coma for two years.
00:21:46Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:21:47You're right.
00:21:48This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:21:53Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:21:55No!
00:21:56No!
00:21:57Absolutely not!
00:21:58There is no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:22:01How could you know for sure?
00:22:02Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:22:05You're wrong, sir!
00:22:07This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:22:11It's called borderline revival.
00:22:13She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:22:16But only temporarily.
00:22:17It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:22:22That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:22:24I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:22:26To kill that antler rod bearing witch!
00:22:29My son doesn't deserve this.
00:22:31He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant!
00:22:35Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:22:37The witch doctor.
00:22:38Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:22:42My son's life is in your hands.
00:22:44You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:22:48I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:22:54from me.
00:22:56This is it.
00:22:57The finishing touch.
00:22:59I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:23:01So we can both survive.
00:23:19It's poison gas.
00:23:22Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:23:26Poison gas?
00:23:27My son is in there!
00:23:29You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:23:31No, don't worry, General!
00:23:32Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:23:35Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:23:38Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:23:40And then he can marry one of us.
00:23:42They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:23:47I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:23:50It's now or never.
00:24:02What the hell are they doing in there?
00:24:04It's been over ten minutes.
00:24:06Wait a second.
00:24:07You don't think that they're...
00:24:09You! You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:24:12Don't point your fingers at me!
00:24:14If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:24:17Oh my god.
00:24:17Yeah? She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:24:20I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:24:23Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:24:25if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:24:27This is taking way too long!
00:24:30Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:24:33These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:24:37She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:24:40Crap. Oh my god.
00:24:41Get back, son.
00:24:43Ready.
00:24:45Aim!
00:24:45Oh shit!
00:24:50Quit your whining and stand down!
00:25:03The parasite's been extracted.
00:25:05Shoot her dead now!
00:25:06Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:25:08I said stand down!
00:25:10Don't listen to her.
00:25:12She's a fraud.
00:25:12A termite to the field of medicine.
00:25:14I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:25:18If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-threading tick.
00:25:22Wait a second.
00:25:23Are you saying you cured my son?
00:25:25He'll wake in just a moment.
00:25:26You can see for yourself.
00:25:28Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:25:31That is it!
00:25:31No more stalling, General!
00:25:33If you won't punish her, I will.
00:25:38Don't hurt her.
00:25:50His pulse is regular.
00:25:52In fact, it's never been better.
00:25:56There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:26:06Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:26:08Lysander's warm again.
00:26:09He's not cold and pale like before.
00:26:11And his heart is strong.
00:26:12Come, feel it.
00:26:15I saved my son.
00:26:16Thank you.
00:26:17Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:26:20Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:26:24I've learned my lesson.
00:26:26I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:26:30Wait, wait!
00:26:31No, no!
00:26:32There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:26:36than the Queen, Angel, and Inus.
00:26:39The Goddess Healer!
00:26:44Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:26:46But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old,
00:26:50and you don't look a day after 20.
00:26:53It doesn't matter who I am.
00:26:55What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:26:57Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:27:01Take care.
00:27:02No, wait!
00:27:03Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:27:06He's right.
00:27:07We are men of our words, and as I promised you,
00:27:09my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him,
00:27:12and you did just that.
00:27:13Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:27:17I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:27:20I...
00:27:22I'm already engaged.
00:27:25Already engaged?
00:27:26I am.
00:27:27I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:27:31And he's coming back today.
00:27:32But don't be disappointed.
00:27:34Really, I'm no one special.
00:27:36I just got lucky with your brother.
00:27:38Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:27:41But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:27:43Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:27:45Take the gold.
00:27:46No, really.
00:27:48I don't need anything.
00:27:50I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:27:55Trixie, it's your fiancée.
00:27:57He's back.
00:27:58And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:28:01I must go.
00:28:08Hobo close.
00:28:09Halo glow.
00:28:11I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:28:13It was just dumb luck.
00:28:15She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:28:18She could have been the richest woman in the world.
00:28:20marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:28:26I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:28:31Oh, my God.
00:28:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:28:38No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:28:41Lysander's job is supposed to be mine.
00:28:44I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:28:48You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:28:51Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:28:54Wait, no.
00:28:55We're not brides.
00:28:56No, she's just better than us.
00:28:59Oh, my God.
00:29:00Oh, my God.
00:29:02We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:29:05She's no average Jane.
00:29:06No, she isn't.
00:29:07She said it was just dumb luck.
00:29:09But if she truly had these special skills,
00:29:12why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:29:15But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:29:17No normal person could have done that.
00:29:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:29:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:29:23I have to find her.
00:29:24I have to make her my life.
00:29:25She won my heart over, too.
00:29:26But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:29:30All right, listen.
00:29:31I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:29:38I'm dumping Trixie.
00:29:39So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:29:45Trixie paid for this house.
00:29:47She waited for you for three years.
00:29:50She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:29:52And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:29:54One with some serious fuck you money.
00:29:56So get lost.
00:29:58Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:30:06Grandma.
00:30:07Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:30:10I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:30:12I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:30:16In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:30:19So sign over the house now.
00:30:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:30:28And I did.
00:30:29For three years while you were deployed.
00:30:32Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:30:34And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:30:37Do you have no shame?
00:30:38We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:30:42with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:30:49That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:30:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:31:01Oh yeah?
00:31:03Well, Marissa
00:31:05is so much better than you.
00:31:06Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:31:10And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:31:14Dude!
00:31:15Oh!
00:31:16And you?
00:31:18You're still nothing.
00:31:20So you think she's an upgrade?
00:31:22Of course she's an upgrade.
00:31:24Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:31:27Oops.
00:31:28Yeah.
00:31:29That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:31:38You gave her the presidential contract?
00:31:40I certainly did.
00:31:41In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:31:52Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:31:54That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:31:56You two are the ungrateful cheating scum here.
00:31:59My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:32:05How dare you insult her?
00:32:08It's okay, Grandma.
00:32:09Let's not stoop to that level.
00:32:12Poor Edna.
00:32:13She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:32:15What is he talking about, Jorzy?
00:32:17Show her, Bob.
00:32:23This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:32:26She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:32:28She was begging on the street for money.
00:32:31I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:32:34Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:32:37You dig?
00:32:38The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:32:40A near one to speak.
00:32:42Cheater.
00:32:44Is this true, Trixie?
00:32:48I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:32:50I want to see how regular, everyday people live so that I can help them.
00:32:55Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:32:59What is that supposed to mean?
00:33:00It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:33:08Enough bullshitting already.
00:33:09Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:33:23At your wedding, I will.
00:33:25What?
00:33:27If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing you with my best friend,
00:33:31why should I do good by you?
00:33:33I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as my charity to you.
00:33:38Fucking bitch!
00:33:39You better keep your word.
00:33:41Oh, that's rich.
00:33:42After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:33:45Do remember that.
00:33:52Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:33:55They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:33:59Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:34:02I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:34:05Trillions?
00:34:07That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:34:12It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:34:16I saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:34:20That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:34:24It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:34:28But please, Trixie dear, I know it must have broken your heart, but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:34:36it will only delay the healing process.
00:34:38You don't have to believe me just yet, after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money
00:34:43for their medical bills.
00:34:45I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:34:49That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:34:52You've always had an angel's heart.
00:34:55I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:34:58Who actually deserves you.
00:35:00You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:35:09You said Trixie's crushing your wedding.
00:35:11She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:35:13She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:35:17I hope when nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:35:21So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:35:24You mean, we broadcast that video of me?
00:35:32Yes, her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can.
00:35:35She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess.
00:35:39Against my president, she'll glow up.
00:35:41Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:35:49There he is.
00:35:52Welcome home, brother.
00:35:54Welcome home, General!
00:35:57Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie, this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:36:02He served with your regiment in the Marines.
00:36:04You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:36:06Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:36:10So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her?
00:36:13Fucking coward.
00:36:14According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:36:17Then we should join her.
00:36:19Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:36:24So she needs our support.
00:36:25Will you join me in protecting her?
00:36:26Yes, sir!
00:36:27We will not allow you to protect her, sir!
00:36:30Then let's roll.
00:36:43Woo!
00:36:44Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:36:47Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:36:49Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract, allowing
00:36:54my biomedical company to go public.
00:36:59Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:37:02Wakeham.
00:37:03Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:37:05Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:37:07You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay, after all.
00:37:12I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:37:18The U.S. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:37:23It's an honor.
00:37:24And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:37:29We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:37:32We'll let the wedding begin!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:35Not so fast.
00:37:37The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:37:58You two really are a match made in hell.
00:38:01So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:38:04I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles.
00:38:06Who is she?
00:38:07Uh, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:38:10Just watch.
00:38:14Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:38:15This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:38:16You lost.
00:38:17I bet she's here to bum a meal off us.
00:38:19You know, being this poor.
00:38:22Me, bum a meal.
00:38:24Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:38:27And what evidence do you have of that?
00:38:29Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:38:32I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:38:34Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:38:37And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:38:40Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:38:42She won't wash up.
00:38:44See, everyone?
00:38:45Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:38:50show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:38:53This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:38:55They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:38:59Projecting much, Marissa?
00:39:00You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:39:04Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:39:07Hey, I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:39:11You giving me the contract?
00:39:14You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:39:17So how could you possibly have a pool to get the U.S. fucking president to give me a billion
00:39:22dollar contract?
00:39:23We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:39:25And I saw potential in you.
00:39:27Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:39:29But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:39:32Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:39:35This is what us rich girls do.
00:39:37They steal her from lame spinsters for fun.
00:39:40Damn right.
00:39:41You were too embarrassing for me.
00:39:44Sasa tramples you any day.
00:39:46I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:39:49Bravo.
00:39:50Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:39:51Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:39:53Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:39:55She'll make her sup.
00:39:56Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:39:57She's the gold-dicking, blood-sucking leech.
00:40:00I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone
00:40:04for me, butch.
00:40:06You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:40:10Okay, enough!
00:40:10You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:40:13Your moral posturing.
00:40:14But guess what?
00:40:16Morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves.
00:40:19That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:40:22Because I've got the material goods.
00:40:24And you're just all empty talk.
00:40:26I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:40:28Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:40:31See this?
00:40:42Oh my god.
00:40:44Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:40:48The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:40:51No, absolutely not.
00:40:52I don't believe it.
00:40:54You all sound so scared already.
00:40:56Don't worry.
00:40:56This isn't that contract.
00:40:59It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:41:04It's he, everyone.
00:41:05She's just trying to bluff us.
00:41:07But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:41:08Look at her following orders.
00:41:10I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:41:12Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:41:15That house is where all her life savings.
00:41:20Do you want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:41:32You misunderstand me.
00:41:34I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:41:37I'm giving it to charity.
00:41:44Bro, she's got a cuckoo in the head.
00:41:46She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing
00:41:50baddie.
00:41:51You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:41:54It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:41:56Uh, I-I know what this is.
00:41:58You've gone delusional.
00:41:59And you think you're Cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some Prince Charming will
00:42:03scoop you into money forever?
00:42:05Well, that's not happening.
00:42:06Security, lock the doors.
00:42:08This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:42:13This is where your dreams will die, bitch.
00:42:18We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:42:20She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:42:22Butch Tanner.
00:42:23Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:42:26Let's go.
00:42:30You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:42:33I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:42:36Including your head of command, butch.
00:42:38General Lysander Armstrong.
00:42:40You mean the legendary war hero?
00:42:42He's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:42:46You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:42:50So how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:42:55No one here is gonna believe you.
00:42:56If you really cured the incurable General, then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:43:01And she's not.
00:43:02You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:43:05Show them, butch.
00:43:11See for yourselves, everyone.
00:43:13Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:43:18She won't leave me and Marissa alone, because we're rich as fuck now.
00:43:22I'm a major in the Marines.
00:43:23And Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military.
00:43:29Approved by the first female president of the United States herself, bitch.
00:43:33How despicable.
00:43:34She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:43:38Get out of here.
00:43:39No one wants to marry you.
00:43:40No free meals for the poor.
00:43:41Do you see this, Trixie?
00:43:44This is high society.
00:43:45So you're either born on a silver spoon, or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:43:49Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here, maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:43:57I already have everything one can dream of.
00:44:00But I valued our friendship, Marissa.
00:44:02Which is why I came here to give you a second chance.
00:44:04To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:44:07But no.
00:44:08You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:44:11Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:44:15And who knows?
00:44:16If you've already started offering sexual services.
00:44:20Well then, why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:44:23My brother will never take you back.
00:44:26No man will marry an embarrassed man like you.
00:44:29But make me happy?
00:44:30And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:44:43How dare you hit my brother?
00:44:45I'm never letting you leave here alive.
00:44:47It's awesome.
00:44:48Do something.
00:44:49Don't worry, my dear.
00:44:51After I'm done with you, Trixie, not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:44:55Oh, is that so.
00:44:58Security!
00:45:00Get down on your knees and give Bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here,
00:45:05or I'll pop so many holes in you, the men here won't know which one to fuck.
00:45:09I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:45:12Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before could crush you before you even touch me.
00:45:16Dream on!
00:45:18You wish General Leicester scooped you off your feet, but you weren't good enough for me.
00:45:22You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:45:24Enough!
00:45:25You're souring my party, so you either get the fuck out, or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:45:31On the count of three!
00:45:32I think I quite like it here.
00:45:34Two!
00:45:44Mmm.
00:45:44Mmm.
00:45:45This wine is so delicious.
00:45:47Run!
00:45:48Shoot!
00:45:51Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:45:59It's...
00:46:01It's...
00:46:06It's...
00:46:09Who the hell is this?
00:46:14I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:46:15Did they hurt you?
00:46:16No, I'm fine.
00:46:18But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:46:23You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:46:25I'm a man of my word.
00:46:27They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:46:29Really, it was nothing.
00:46:31I saved you because you're a good man,
00:46:33not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:46:40I see what this is.
00:46:41You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:46:43Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:46:45Don't try to pin this on her.
00:46:47She waited for you for three years.
00:46:48This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:46:52Virtue?
00:46:54Don't make me laugh.
00:46:55She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:46:57No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:47:01She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:47:07I see her in the Marines.
00:47:10I'm a major.
00:47:11You know, look, man.
00:47:13I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:47:16Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:47:17but don't waste your manhood on that whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:47:21Ow!
00:47:23Ow!
00:47:23Ow!
00:47:24Ah!
00:47:25Ah!
00:47:26My real man never talks about a woman in L.A.
00:47:30You're a coward.
00:47:39We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:47:43You're very gracious, Trixie, you know that?
00:47:47You're only getting off of it because she's so kind,
00:47:49so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:47:51You understand?
00:47:52You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:47:54I'm a fucking major.
00:47:55You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:47:58I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:48:00Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:48:02I thought you were in the Marines.
00:48:03What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:48:08He was just a supply boy.
00:48:11War hero?
00:48:13Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:48:15Poor girl.
00:48:16Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:48:20A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:48:22Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:48:28A bum girl and a pimp.
00:48:30What a pair.
00:48:32It seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:48:35We should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:48:39Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:48:47What is all this?
00:48:48Trixie, listen.
00:48:49I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:48:53But I know that we shared a moment.
00:48:57I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:49:00It's not in my nature.
00:49:03I'm like somebody else here.
00:49:05Listen, Trixie.
00:49:06I have never met a woman.
00:49:10Like you.
00:49:12So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:49:14I know that you're the one for me.
00:49:18This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:49:23Oscar worthy.
00:49:24Oscar worthy.
00:49:25No.
00:49:26First gift.
00:49:31Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:49:33So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:49:37Worth $500 million.
00:49:38Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:49:42Second gift.
00:49:45This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:49:50Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:49:53It must be nice.
00:49:54They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:49:56They've got nothing left.
00:49:58Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:50:00Look, I know.
00:50:02I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:50:05Okay?
00:50:05Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well...
00:50:23Cleo!
00:50:25Hey!
00:50:26Oh my god.
00:50:28You found my dog.
00:50:33Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:50:34But with you, it's so much more.
00:50:36Trixie amore.
00:50:40Will you marry me?
00:50:44You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:50:49Yes, I will marry you.
00:51:05Go, go, power couple.
00:51:07Woo!
00:51:08Okay, stop.
00:51:10The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:51:13Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:51:17No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:51:22Hey.
00:51:23I don't care if she's homeless or not.
00:51:25But I'm making this woman my wife.
00:51:26Which means that she will be treated as, and cherished as, the most precious woman on earth.
00:51:31Understand?
00:51:35You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:51:40This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:51:49As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:51:55Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:51:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:52:04I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:52:06Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:52:08Come on, Lysander.
00:52:09What are we waiting for?
00:52:10Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:52:12What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:52:14Please, infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:52:17She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:52:20Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:52:24She's utterly unmarriable.
00:52:28I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:52:31I'd handle them myself, but...
00:52:35I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:52:37Go ahead, Lysander.
00:52:44Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:52:46Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:52:49Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:52:52Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:53:01Uh, hello?
00:53:02Yes.
00:53:05What?
00:53:09I'm going bankrupt!
00:53:18Hey, hey, hey.
00:53:19Are you sure that was the call, Sosu?
00:53:21That was a real call?
00:53:22People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:53:24My company's dead.
00:53:26Evaporated puff.
00:53:27It's in thin air.
00:53:30That's impossible.
00:53:32Who are you?
00:53:34What did she do?
00:53:35Secretary Cho.
00:53:36You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:53:38And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:53:42Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:53:45Then that means...
00:53:48You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:53:50The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:53:54Trixie's married.
00:53:55The famed war hero.
00:53:57The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:54:00Now you believe me?
00:54:02Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:54:05No, there's got to be some trick to this.
00:54:07You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:54:10It's awesome.
00:54:12Please.
00:54:12Please.
00:54:17I know why you're all over, Trixie.
00:54:20Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
00:54:24Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
00:54:29Please rub your hands for me or I'll have them removed from you.
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:34Ah!
00:54:36I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
00:54:41Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
00:54:46Sasa was just trying to save the company.
00:54:48I don't blame her at all.
00:54:50Your double standards are incredible.
00:54:51Okay, you don't want me.
00:54:53Fine.
00:54:54But there's plenty of other efficiency.
00:54:55I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
00:54:5818 years old.
00:54:59Fresh for the taking.
00:55:06I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
00:55:09Thank you, Devin.
00:55:11Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé,
00:55:18but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
00:55:21You're an insult to all good women out there.
00:55:23No, to all of humanity.
00:55:24So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
00:55:31Wait, everyone, stop.
00:55:35They're imposters.
00:55:39I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
00:55:43because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
00:55:46So we won't go bankrupt?
00:55:48The goddess healer?
00:55:49You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
00:55:54Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
00:55:58The goddess healer's motto is,
00:56:00The right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong, the left.
00:56:05That means she's rewarding me.
00:56:07The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
00:56:10In fact, she's on her way now.
00:56:13So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
00:56:19Who the fuck cares who he is?
00:56:20If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products,
00:56:24who cares about this washed up war hero?
00:56:25We can break his legs, break his arms.
00:56:27No one would even bat an eye.
00:56:28She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
00:56:32FBI!
00:56:33FBI!
00:56:35You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
00:56:39Gotcha.
00:56:44Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
00:56:46No, don't arrest her!
00:56:48Trixie is a good person.
00:56:50Please, officer, don't arrest her!
00:56:52Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
00:56:56The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
00:56:58We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
00:57:02Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
00:57:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
00:57:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
00:57:12Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
00:57:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
00:57:17My fiancé really is an incredible woman.
00:57:20She's an angel descended from heaven.
00:57:27You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:30My brother is not a criminal.
00:57:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:57:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
00:57:39And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
00:57:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
00:57:46And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an impulsion.
00:57:50I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
00:57:54I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
00:57:59If you want to arrest me, fine.
00:58:02But don't fuck with my fiancé.
00:58:04You don't get to decide, punk.
00:58:05Let's go!
00:58:26Get him!
00:58:27If you can.
00:58:33If you can.
00:59:14Is that enough pain?
00:59:16Or do you want more?
00:59:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
00:59:28Grandma.
00:59:30Meet my new fiancé.
00:59:33Wow, your new fiancé.
00:59:35He's so manly.
00:59:37Much better than your last one.
00:59:39I always knew you'd find someone better.
00:59:41It's Butch's loss.
00:59:43Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
00:59:45She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
00:59:51Bitch, we name-calling now?
00:59:52I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
00:59:55Drown out the poor!
00:59:56Drown out the poor!
00:59:58Drown out the poor!
00:59:59Drown out the poor!
01:00:00Drown out the poor!
01:00:02Drown out the poor!
01:00:03See, Trixie?
01:00:04You've got no connections.
01:00:05No power.
01:00:06You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:00:09We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:00:12So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:00:16Let them eat cake!
01:00:26You can't shoot all of them.
01:00:28Grab what you can, fam.
01:00:29Attack!
01:00:45You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:00:53What the fuck was that?
01:00:54I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:00:55I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:01:04Damn it!
01:01:05Damn it!
01:01:06Damn it!
01:01:08You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:01:10That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:01:12Take Ms. Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:01:14We're cornered.
01:01:15I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:01:17Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:01:20I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:01:22They will be punished.
01:01:26Now hold still for me.
01:01:29Right.
01:01:30Rewrites the wrong.
01:01:41Holy fuck!
01:01:42Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:01:44By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:01:45Is she the goddess healer?
01:01:50I'm all better now.
01:01:51Thank you, Ms. Trixie.
01:01:53See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57Please.
01:01:57I am just an ordinary girl.
01:01:59Don't put me on them sort of pedestals.
01:02:00Sure.
01:02:02You hear that?
01:02:03She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:02:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:02:08Well, I do not care for glory.
01:02:10I do believe in justice.
01:02:12Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:02:17I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:02:19And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:02:22God?
01:02:23Wrong.
01:02:24But you're close.
01:02:26Oh, bullshit.
01:02:27I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board your little lives.
01:02:31You want to cross the line so bad?
01:02:33Then let's see you try.
01:02:34Charge!
01:02:43The hell is this?
01:02:45This is the line between life and death.
01:02:48Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:02:51I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:02:56You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:02:57What if it's a trap?
01:02:58That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:03:00We ain't afraid of her.
01:03:01She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:03:03Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:03:07I will.
01:03:10Left leaves the wrong left.
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:20Nothing happens.
01:03:21You'll see soon enough.
01:03:22Oh, please.
01:03:23I really want to die.
01:03:25And you call this the line between life and death?
01:03:27I knew we were just making that shit up.
01:03:29Whoops.
01:03:30Just crossed it again.
01:03:31Whoops.
01:03:32And again.
01:03:33Nothing's happened to you.
01:03:35Stop!
01:03:36Stop!
01:03:37Stop!
01:03:39Stop!
01:03:40Stop!
01:03:41Stop!
01:03:41Stop!
01:03:43Stop!
01:03:44Stop!
01:03:44Stop!
01:03:44No!
01:03:46Hey!
01:03:47Hey!
01:03:47What did you do to my brother?
01:03:48I didn't do anything.
01:03:50Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:03:52I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:03:54If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:03:57Come on.
01:03:59Major, are you not going to help your own brother?
01:04:01How was he able to cross the line?
01:04:03See, this must be an illusion.
01:04:07Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:04:10Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:04:18You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:04:20You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:04:21Oh, please.
01:04:22You hurt us first.
01:04:24At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:04:26But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:04:30Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:04:35You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:04:37You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:04:42When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:04:47Don't touch my wife.
01:04:50And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:04:55You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:04:57But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:05:01That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:05:04Oh, really?
01:05:05Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:05:08You've got nothing on me.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:14Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:05:20Goddess!
01:05:21Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:05:24Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:05:28Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:05:33Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:05:36God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:05:39I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:05:42You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:05:44A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:05:47Miss Wickham is correct.
01:05:48I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:05:50Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:05:53You hear that, everyone? There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:06:00She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:06:03so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:06:05No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:06:08Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:06:13Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:06:21Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:06:26and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:06:31Is this how the working class think all the time? I never realized how delusional they were.
01:06:37You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:06:42Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:06:46It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:06:51Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:06:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:07:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:07:08No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did not.
01:07:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:07:19We'll riot against you now.
01:07:21Tear her apart!
01:07:22Tear her apart!
01:07:24Tear her apart!
01:07:25Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:28The vice president arrives!
01:07:43Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:07:49You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:07:51Wait, what?
01:07:53He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:07:55No, no. We've been through this already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho?
01:08:00This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me,
01:08:05but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:08:09Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:08:11What I mean is,
01:08:13you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:08:17And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:08:19The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell,
01:08:22and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:08:26So he is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:08:30Did you hear that? Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:08:36So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero? We got the VP and the president.
01:08:40On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:08:44I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:08:49Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:08:56Hurry! The goddess healer needs us.
01:09:00You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother is a war hero.
01:09:04He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack. He was in a coma for two years.
01:09:08If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:09:10Enough! You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:09:14Not just your brother.
01:09:16No. It's okay.
01:09:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:09:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:09:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:09:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:09:33I truly saved a good man.
01:09:39I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:09:43And what can you do about it?
01:09:44Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:09:47My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:09:51Let's try it out on them.
01:09:54Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:09:57Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:09:59Despicable!
01:10:00What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:10:04Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:10:09Did you hear that, boys?
01:10:21Shoot!
01:10:22Wait, that's the present.
01:10:44I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:10:46That was...
01:10:47They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:10:50What is this?
01:10:52Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:10:55This is a war crime.
01:10:56These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:10:59You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:11:00I can shoot whoever I want.
01:11:02I have the presidential contract.
01:11:03With great power comes great responsibility.
01:11:05And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:11:09What are you doing?
01:11:10Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:11:13That is easy.
01:11:14There's no need.
01:11:16I'll save everyone.
01:11:30It's raining gold!
01:11:33What's happening?
01:11:34Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:11:35It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:11:38She, she, she is?
01:11:41Uh, she's a criminal.
01:11:43Don't worry, Madam President.
01:11:44We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:11:46I'd be quiet if I were you because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is
01:11:50healed up.
01:11:50What are you talking about?
01:11:52The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:12:03This contract?
01:12:06Yes!
01:12:06Yes!
01:12:07Thank you, first gentleman.
01:12:23My contract, you bitch!
01:12:26And that's not all.
01:12:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:12:40There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:12:43Don't you realize?
01:12:44Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:12:47You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:12:50Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:12:52And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:12:54So prepare yourself.
01:12:56Because I'm about to smite you.
01:12:59What are you going to do?
01:13:00The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:13:06You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:13:09Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:13:12So what's your final decision?
01:13:16She's going to give me my billion dollar.
01:13:23I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:13:29Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:13:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:13:34You wish, you idiot!
01:13:37I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:13:42I-I-I don't understand.
01:13:44I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:13:49And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:13:54You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:13:58The one and only.
01:14:01And it's...
01:14:03Her.
01:14:14Whaaaaat?
01:14:18Welcome, goddess.
01:14:25Uh, we, uh...
01:14:30You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:14:32How else did you think I saved you?
01:14:34Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:14:38I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:14:41To help those in need.
01:14:43And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:14:46No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:14:51And then she took her away just like that.
01:14:54That was her golden ticket.
01:14:56You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:14:58But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:15:02No, please, I swear.
01:15:03I didn't know you were an exorcist.
01:15:07It doesn't matter who she is.
01:15:09Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:15:10She's an amazing person.
01:15:12And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:15:15She's gonna be my wife.
01:15:17Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:15:24I love you.
01:15:37All her gold.
01:15:38All her gold.
01:15:40All that could have been mine.
01:15:41This is all your fault.
01:15:43You seduced me!
01:15:46You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:15:49Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:15:53I want to be rich again.
01:15:55I'll be your slave.
01:15:56I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:15:58You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:16:01All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:16:06You two should be locked up.
01:16:07And she shall.
01:16:09For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:16:11arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:16:14It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:16:16I never loved you.
01:16:17It's your fault.
01:16:18I was only with you for your money.
01:16:20I don't care.
01:16:20You were rich.
01:16:22I'll see myself now.
01:16:24Rest assured, goddess, we will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:16:29My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:16:32I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:16:34That is why I saved you.
01:16:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:16:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:16:46Let's party!
01:16:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:16:50Right now?
01:16:51Yes.
01:16:55Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:17:00I do.
01:17:01I do.
01:17:02You may kiss the bride.
01:17:11Right now?
01:17:51Grazie a tutti.
01:18:21Grazie a tutti.
01:18:51Grazie a tutti.
01:19:21Grazie a tutti.
01:19:51Grazie a tutti.
01:20:21Grazie a tutti.
01:20:51Grazie a tutti.
01:21:21Grazie a tutti.
01:21:52Grazie a tutti.
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